Author has written 10 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hey, I'm Sonicthehero5602, and I'm a huge fan of Sonic, but curious as to why he never seems to make those giant blunders or fall into the same crazyness everyone else does. So, I started writing to show that even an awesome hero like him can make a mistake, or go insane. Hope you enjoy!
Favorite things: Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog, reading, writing, music, sarcasm, and insanity/lunatics, my buddy Xavior and the great author Kat (SHAMELESS PLUG- GO READ "SHOVE" NOW!!)
My favorite style of writing is putting myself in the story- literally! Sometimes it can be incredibly fun to mess with the world that you create. Give it a try!
I'm a whimsical fellow, and I love both to write and to nit-pick spelling/grammatical errors to the best of my ability.
I seem to be in the minority. I dislike Yaoi and Yuri, and lemons in general.
The shorter the message, the longer the tale.
I'm that kinda person that'll keep you guessing who I am as I walk by. If you already know who I am, I will allude to being someone else. If I can't fool you, then I will pretend I was kidding. If I fool you, then I will lead you down the merry path of insanity.
Can you see that? It's the wondrous sight of all your dreams crashing on the ground. Beautiful, huh?
I found a penny and daydreamed about all the things I could save for. When I came to again, my wallet was gone.
I buy inspiration at the corner store. It's called an asyl- uh, nevermind.
I love bad jokes and bad puns. Life is so silly that it makes up for the crappiness of any joke.
If I'm not smiling, you should be running.
If you are a writer, and you get abused for not choosing the best word, read the *asterick* below
You ever get the feeling they think you're insane? It hasn't left me since I was 5.
Can you imagine being inside your story, living, breathing, talking your words? If no, you need to improve. If yes, either you're lying, you have way too good an imagination, or I'd like to read it.
I'm somehow amazed that all the people I know who think they are great, suck. Yet all the people I know who have fabulous talents, think they suck. What a weird world we live in.
"Fitting in" is overrated. Can you imagine if everyone in the world was just like you? How boring would that be?
Nazo is a favorite of mine to screw with, seeing as he is fairly unknown and therefore easily manipulated. Ozan, his brother (yes cliche, no I will not change the name unless an epic one comes up) is one of my only OC's, aside from Negatem. Negatem is EPIC EVIL, and the Wraith Wrath duo before are pretty powerful, too.
However... Negatem is kinda a ghost-thingamajig. So no relationships for him. Next, Nazo and Ozan are fairly preoccupied, seeing as they are alternately trying to detonate the earth and attempting to keep peace on the planet.
Thus stated, I have a challenge for any Sonic-superfan with nothing to do: Make a story using any relationship with one of the three above that fits a certain criteria (PM me). I'd rather not any nonsense with all three, but if that's what floats your boat, go for it.
"The hardest part of ending is starting again"
Waiting For The End To Come, Lincoln Park
It says home is where your heart is
But what a shame
Cause everyone's heart
Doesn't beat the same
Dearly beloved are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure
Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
*For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse*
(Green Day, Jesus of Suburbia)
Cause in my head there’s a greyhound station
Where I send my thoughts to far off destinations
So they may have a chance of finding a place
where they’re far more suited than here
(Death Cab for Cutie,Soul Meets Body)
...ever searching for what we were promised.
Reaching for that golden ring we'd never let go,
but who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?
(AFI, Miss Murder)
Can you feel life tangle you up inside?
Yeah, now you're face down on the floor!
(Sonic Adventure 2,Live and Learn)
This is my life
And people try to shut me down
Put my music on
And those people don't make a sound
(Space Cowboy, Falling Down)
Why should I disable the tank when I could blow it up?
There's an off button?
Mario had a brother?
Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog... Who the h* is Silver?
I went to put the cereal away and my cabinet hit me in the face.
I've tripped and fallen onto the ceiling.
When I asked what was funny, everyone looked at each other and laughed.
I built a rocket launcher in my garage. My dad walked in, saw it, and walked away without a word.
Can you see the moon from the moon?
How can you kill me? Easy. Tell me Sonic ran off that cliff. Don't want to lie? Tell me he's dying.
Why is there a knife in my foot? On second thought, OUCH!
How did I get here?
(Kicking my friend in the stomach) HEADSHOT!
Once I had a dream I was eating a cookie. I woke up and I couldn't find my pillow.
You know that place where we saw that thing, doing that dance, with those people, with that movie? YEAH!
"What's you're favorite word?" "Spaztastical." "That's not a word." "LIAR!" *jumps off cliff*
Why is a cookie standing on my foot?
Don't look, but he's standing behind you. *Spazzy laughter, then quickly calming and serious* Yeah, no really.
I'm that person about whom Barack Obama said, "Who?"
He's a great guy! He told me himself!
You know you talk too much when you say a joke on Monday and when you finish, everyone leaves for the weekend.
I'm so fast, you didn't even notice your wallet's gone yet.
(Looking at a video game puzzle) I could look up the answer, but I'd rather just fail for a few hours, then throw the television out the window.
(Explaning why my wall has a blade stuck in it) I was cleaning my knife when it went off.
You could be doing anything in the world, and you're reading this.
The pen is mighter than the sword, and the laptop kicks the pen's *
Blood is thicker than water, and ink is thinner than it.
Did you see that?!? Neither did I.
You realize when you're obsessed with Sonic when you force your best friend to dress in a Sonic suit- at gunpoint.
Paradox: Why is there such a thing as Sonic Riders or Sonic Drift if he can run FASTER THAN THE DANG VEHICLES?
I could ask you for help, or I could just punch you in the face.
I don't sleep, I write. If you don't get that statement, go to my funeral.
The hardest thing to do is to fit the story in your mind to the words on the page. Accomplish that, and you've won the battle.
(Quotes from websites)
Friendship is like peeing yourself; everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather- not screaming like the passengers in his car
THIS JUST IN: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
When I was kidnapped, my parents sprang into immediate action: they rented out my room
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
The only reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory
How many roads must a man walk down until he admits he's lost?
Always remember you're unique- just like everyone else
Ideas don't stay in some minds long because they don't like solitary confinement
In God we trust- all others pay cash
This is a quantum car- I don't know where I'm going but I'm getting there fast!
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant
I'm so clever sometimes I don't understand a word of what I'm saying
In matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane
Life is one fool thing after another, whereas Love is two fool things after each other
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another thing entirely
Borrow money from a pessimist- they don't expect it back
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I cut my lip on it. And I chipped a tooth.
Y'know, someone actually complemented me on my driving today. It was a nice note that read, "Parking fine"
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect
I used to think I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Suppose you were an idiot and a member of Congress. Oops, I repeated myself.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
Accept that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Good doggie!" until you find a rock
Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Everything's funny- as long as it's happening to someone else.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
He who can, does. Those who can't, teach. And those who can't teach, critique.
(W.C. Fields) I am free of all predjudices. I hate everyone equally.
I don't know what effect these men will have on the enemy, but, by God, they terrify me!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge.
I like children- fried.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exception
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried
Income tax has made more liars out of men than golf
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and not very desirable. One's hat keeps blowing off!
I saw some people copywrite phrases, so I'm gonna copywrite my own ending.
Sonicthehero, out! (copyright Sonicthehero5602 for ETERNITY!)