Author has written 5 stories for Vampires, Twilight, and Big Time Rush.
Live in Taunton Somerset
If I ever manage to get any of my writing published then I shall tell you my real name but until then... :)
And also if you want to send me a PM then go right ahead!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends
-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post this!
-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
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