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The Laws of Anime - Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

Copied from Alternateapocalypse

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives


Advantags Of Being A Woman: Why it's better to be a Woman!(Copied from Eviltwin05)

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're .

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE .

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite gender without having to picture them without their clothes on.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

You know you live in 2010 when... (copied from Magical Girl Mirani)

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of all teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and Simon Cowel told them it was uncool to breathe. If you in the other 8 percent taht would be laughing your arse off now the copy and paste this into your profile.

You call me a bitch, bitches are female dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature which is beautiful. I know that I'm beautiful but there's no need to point it out you know.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look. Well of course it is! You're not guna keep looking once you've found the damn think are you?

25 reasons I ow my Mam. Thanks a bunch Mam!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of DIFFUSION.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you recognse any and/or all of these then post this on your profile =D

Mental Hospital Phone Menu (If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended. It is just something funny I found and decided to add to my profile. Aagain, no offense is intended and sorry if offense is taken.)

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pigeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that damn monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If this is true, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Jing269, French Girl satsubatsu, AnimeLuver4everandevr, Magician Girl Mirani, Guard-y nut

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String Theory by Lashworthe reviews
Alternate Universe. It's 136 years since Tony Stark died, taking with him all the secrets of his genius. Loki Ruser is the new up and coming genius who buys up the old Malibu home of Tony Stark to discover its secrets. He gets more than he bargains for when he discovers the Iron Man design plans, and a sentient hologram of Tony Stark himself. Ironfrost. Eventual mature content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Adventures in Cuddling by MariHadALittleAnn reviews
The Amazing Spider-Man Universe. The start of a collection of parksborn cuddles. In which Harry never became the Green Goblin.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Harry O.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 8,316 - Follows: 10,169 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
The Phoenix Requiem by Sakura Lisel reviews
(OP!HP crossover) What if, Harry Potter disappeared the night Dobby came to warn Harry from returning for his second year at Hogwarts? After witnessing how the Dursley's treated Harry, Dobby used his magic to send Harry far away from everything to keep him safe from both the Dursley's and Voldemort and gives him a chance to start over elsewhere. (Time Travel!Harry IS Marco)
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Marco, Robin] OC
Fly Free by phoenixyfriend reviews
Robin knows what it is like to live a hard life. When she finds that Kuma has sent her to a town called Konoha, she becomes an unofficial therapist for the town's troubled children. After all, only a broken bird can teach these children how to fly again.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,332 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Robin
Another Chance by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Gin Ichimaru was killed by Aizen during the Winter Wars when it was revealed that he was a spy. Now he is offered a deal from the Soul King. Now he has another chance at life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harry P., G. Ichimaru
Still So Many Dreams by Stitched In Ice reviews
Reincarnation happens to be a bitch. Not for the strawhats that is, but for everyone else. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Strawhats reincarnated as Harry Potter characters, then kicking some ass because, why not? EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Straw Hats P.
where there are no keepsakes by wild wolf free17 reviews
Albus Dumbledore tries to get a Harry Potter raised by the Winter Soldier and Captain America (with help from the Avengers) to attend Hogwarts. (Spoiler: he fails.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Beyond The Sky by Gelasia Kidd reviews
When Cosmos descended into the Galaxy Cauldron, she expected that to be the end of her life. Yet destiny wasn't finished with her. In another life Sawada Tsunamichi opened vibrant blue eyes to the world and fate was forever changed. 27xALL
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Sailor Cosmos, Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Black False Paradise by QueenOfOblivion reviews
They cast him aside even after all he did for them. They weren't aware of his grief.They were ignorant.The people that he cares so deeply threw him in a spiral of madness and pain. Until his 'other self' end it all. To bring them on their knees. To end their pathetic lives. Not really Dark!Tsuna. Just minor. Katekyo Hitman Reborn crossover with Black Rock Shooter. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,238 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Black Rock Shooter
Nanoha Takamachi and the Horrors of Ineptitude by Silent-Scream84 reviews
When the TSAB discovers the Wizarding World, Nanoha and Fate are sent to investigate. What will they learn about the HP universe and about themselves as they attend Hogwarts? Set during Order of The Phoenix. NanoFate. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011
The Tri-Wizard Asgardian by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts, but he's still forced to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Thor, Loki
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
Harry Potter and the Siege of Asgard by Michael Weyer reviews
Based on texaswookie's "Strange Apprentice," Harry's training under Doctor Strange takes a major turn when he becomes involved in a war between Asgard and the forces of darkness. Various Marvel characters to appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012
Rainbows of the Sky by Akari and Kitakami reviews
AU. Tsuna was having a boring day one night. Then he received a box that contained special pacifiers. Now he has to care, love, protect, and understand them. And once he does, what happens to the pacifiers? Arcobaleno27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,660 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno
Book Two: Avaritia by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Second in the Purgatorio series. There are voices in the walls, and stalkers in the hallways. At least not everything is dire; plans are made, minds are broken and things are finally getting interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,784 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
In the Library by alicat54 reviews
Every library is connected in some form or other. Hermionie finds this out the hard way her first year. Crossover with avenger/Thor Harry Potter, and a touch of Disc World at the beginning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/26/2014
Shark Empress of Vongola by CrazyPsychopathicRabbit reviews
AU/X-over Tia Harribel has never thought she would have to reconnect with her past again, ever. But with Aizen wanting to sacrifice her home town, Namimori, along with Karakura Town, she knows that she has to act in order to make sure that her mother was safe. Even, if it means to call in help from her so called father, Iemitsu Sawada.
Crossover - Bleach & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - T. Harribel, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Nana S.
Transfer Student: Satsuki Matoi by Moiderah reviews
Satsuki Matoi just wants to find out who killed her dad. Unfortunately, to do that, she has to fight through the likes of Ryuko Kiryuin's army to get there. ...This premise sounds a tad familiar, for some reason.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K., Mako M.
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 5,372 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Our Contract by Res CVX reviews
Harry thought it was just some dream he had while he was in pain. He later finds out that it was anything but when, one day, memories of a non-existing future fill his mind. Who were these people, and what connection did his future self have with them? (No Pairings)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,785 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Mukuro R., Vongola 10th Generation
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Ginny Weasley and the Dark Lord's Device by scapheap reviews
Making a horcrux is a tricky science at best, double so if you're just a mere student using what knowledge you have cobbled together at a place that banned talking about such things. Tom Riddle failed, but didn't realize he did or what he did instead. Ginny holds something that not quite a horcrux that going to mean a lot of headaches for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr., Dudley D.
Son of the Trickster by MasterofNarratives reviews
On that fateful Halloween, the God of Mischief is looking down on Midgard. Taking pity on the orphaned boy, he raises him as his own. How will the Wizarding World cope with a Harry Potter tutored by one of the universe's greatest mages? Dumbledore & Weasley bashing. Powerful, smart Harry. Non-world-dominating Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Acts of stupidity often lead to discovery by kate882 reviews
Peter and Harry are rooming together in college. They have been for nearly a year, and Peter is still trying to keep the fact that he's Spiderman a secret. It works pretty well until Harry nearly get's hit by a car, and his rescuer reminds him a lot of his roommate.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Harry O. - Complete
Of Eviction Notices And Last Year's Rent by KRenee reviews
The three of you have been charged with trespassing upon the land of Hueco Mundo, abusing the children of King Lucifer, and assuming a role of unauthorized power. Each of you will be expected to leave this realm, and pay rent for the past year you have been staying in Las Noches, along with compensation for the violent crimes you have committed. Pay up or suffer the consequences.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Kill Avant Kill by Hejin57 reviews
A prequel story, detailing the early years of your favorite sharp-toothed tennis girl and short screaming boxer, Omiko Hakodate and Takaharu Fukoroda! So what were their first days in Honnōji Academy like? And how did they earn their first One-Star Uniforms? And, is their past together maybe a little more complicated than it seems? Well, you'll just have to read to find out!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - O. Hakodate, T. Fukoroda
Inhibition by GuardianAthens reviews
Time has progressed as the Life Fiber threat disappears and life can finally begin fresh and new. That being said, Mako and Ira have welcomed a new member to their family: their first child. Their little girl has a lot to look forward to, and Gamagoori has a crap ton of stress to deal with as he swears to protect her at all costs.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [I. Gamagoori, Mako M.] Ryuko M., Satsuki K. - Complete
Much Ado About Mankanshoku by Mizily reviews
Mako Mankanshoku, like her mother's croquettes, is very much a mystery. [Gamagori x Mako]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Mako M., I. Gamagoori - Complete
No, No, Yes! by Hoshi Hoshiko reviews
Nonon decides she's going to find out exactly what Houka is recording all the time... Shipping ensues, naturally.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2014 - H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure - Complete
Thank you by Killer-Chan reviews
Inspired by episode 18 - 19, Mako forgot to tell a certain someone something...
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - I. Gamagoori, Mako M. - Complete
Squall Line by Nightsmoke reviews
The next time Lambo wanted an apology from his family, he would like to do so without almost dying, please.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Lambo, Reborn, Belphegor, Squalo S. - Complete
Loving Punches by Miss Joujou reviews
Series of one shots (drabbles) of some my favourite Kill la Kill OTP: Ira and Mako. It also includes suggestions of other couples. Enjoy!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Mako M., I. Gamagoori]
something all his own by Remzal Von Enili reviews
lets take a look at a world where ron did have somthing to set him apart from his brothers...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
The Doctor is OutOf His Mind by alicat54 reviews
Law returns to Hogwarts to clean up the wizard's little Dark Lord problem, for like the third time. Now if only he can keep himself sane while Straw Hat Luffy bounces around the castle... pre-Dressarosa post-Punk Hazard. Sequel to The Doctor is In.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Luffy, T. Law - Complete
Vanishing Demons by RosesandEdgars reviews
Fem!Harry. Harriet Potter disappeared in 1982. Nico Olvia adopted a two year old girl with a lightning bolt scar. Twenty-six years later, nine pirates are pulled from their world and land in another- and one of them has to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, while a dark wizard plans his revival. GoF. Before time skip.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Robin, Luffy, Ace
My OTP is Canon by Suffering Angel reviews
It's not that he minded that Wanda got into new relationships, it's the 'who with' Billy cared about. Thankfully, he approved. Oh, did he approve.
Crossover - Avengers & Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Wonderman/Simon W.] [Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling] - Complete
Lost Logia Incident Report: Halo Array by ZankouHoshizora reviews
Returning to headquarters from unadministered world #97, the Time-Space Administration Bureau cruiser Arthra finds itself in the middle of a war, over a strange ring-shaped world...
Crossover - Halo & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,609 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010
Alternates by JoWashington reviews
When Dr. Strange, Sorcerer Supreme of the Avengers world sends the Earth's last hope, away to another Universe; the Justics League and their undercover team encounter three teenagers. But who are these people, and how come they're so heavily equipped? I own NOTHING! Not Inuyasha nor the Avengers! Nothing but the plot...
Crossover - Young Avengers & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Kate B./Hawkeye, Kaldur/Aqualad
Protecting His Own by charactersreadthestorysfan reviews
Because there is rage in his eyes – an untamed fire. Even Smoker has to take a step back because the look in Luffy's eyes are terrifying and burn bright with promise. This will be a series of drabbles.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Luffy, Smoker, Straw Hats P.
Diplomacy by Lanzo L reviews
A princess knows how to deal with matters diplomatically. So whenever there's a problem on board the Going Merry, the crew turns to Vivi for assistance. -Gift fic for Serendipital-
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Vivi, Straw Hats P. - Complete
The Next Ace of Aces by NeoKenshin reviews
Hinata's world was changed the moment a long lost artifact entered her life. Now she looks to write a new story of her life...a story where she'll be known as the new Ace of Aces.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 140,357 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hinata H., Tenten, Nanoha T., Raising Heart
Peppermint Lattes and Apple Cider by taylortot reviews
Mirai's favorite cafe is her favorite solely because every time she comes in to order a drink, she never has to pay for it. "Looks like you've got a secret admirer, sweetie." Coffee Shop AU!
Beyond the Boundary/境界の彼方 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2013 - M. Kuriyama, Akihito K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Avenger by aspiringactor reviews
After a fateful encounter between his Aunt, his Uncle, and his newly-revived Great-Grandfather, The Boy who lived is whisked away from the Dursleys forever. (will cover all seven books)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Albus D.
Pray by The Unbelievable reviews
Nnoitra died fighting Kenpachi. Now he is reborn as Harry Potter, throwing everyone through a loop. Harry isn't exactly what everyone expected him to be. Nnoitra-is-Harry fic. Rated 'M' mainly for Nnoitra's mouth. Does follow HP canon storyline
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 101,230 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Nnoitra G.
Light My Fire by alicat54 reviews
"He's got my mother's freckles," Lily giggles, kissing her son's plump cheeks. "And my father's eyes," James chimes in kissing just above the dark colored irises. No one mention's the ugly red splotch of skin covering the baby's chest and back. Ace reincarnated drabbles. One Piece Harry Potter crossover xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Ace - Complete
Reunion by MysticFantasy reviews
In Ultron's lair, the Next Avengers discover something that could change their lives forever. Their parent's are alive.
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Protection by Zehava reviews
"You'll see in the end, I'm doing everything to protect you..." snapped!Tsuna fic, character deaths. Edit: Adding 'Recollections of the Guardians'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
The Doctor is In by alicat54 reviews
When Law still called himself Harry Potter, he wanted nothing more to return to Hogwarts. However, now that he is there all he wants to do is go back to the Grand Line. HpxOP crossover. Inspired by Serendipidal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., T. Law - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Operation: LAL by vedette26 reviews
In which Lal destroys the training room because of a certain idiot who goes 'kora' and everyone is concerned. Oh, did I say everyone? I meant Luce. Just Luce. Everyone else is just tired of watching soap commercials.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,805 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch
Unexpected Association by Nanase Haruka reviews
Nanase Haruka and Hibari Kyouya are estranged siblings (because they honestly look too similar to not be related). One-shot.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/16/2013 - K. Hibari, Haruka N. - Complete
Kaizoku Magi Kyoko Sayaka Magica by See Mohn reviews
After taking Sayaka down with her, Kyoko finds herself... in the middle of the ocean. Oh, dear. And Sayaka's there too, although at least she's human again. Oh hey, a ship! Prologue to something I'll probably never get around to continuing for reasons explained at the end.
Crossover - One Piece & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Straw Hats P., Sayaka M., Kyoko S.
Juice by Willowsandbees reviews
(Luffy and Shanks Reunite. No pairings.) There was once a little boy from the East Blue who would drink juice and yell and say the same words as his captain. He had chosen that boy to be his captain's successor. Now, here sat a man from East Blue who could drink rum and held the world on his shoulders, saying the same words as his captain and smiling against all odds.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Luffy, Shanks
Where's An Island? AKA The Despair of Rear Admiral Smoker by reader713 reviews
Rear Admiral Smoker wishes that he had refused when asked to check on Garp's grandsons. Now he wants to retire (and instead is promoted) and is in command of the wackiest Marines ever. His one rule is: no sex on the ship. Let's just hope that he succeeds in finding an island before he's assassinated. Luffy/Ace/Sabo/Strawhats are marines. Sanji/Zoro, Robin/Franky REVIEW! REVIEW!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Zoro, Sanji, Smoker, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Pacific Rim Shenanigans by RikaHara reviews
Marshal Pentecost held no fear of the ferocious Kaiju that were tearing up the earth. It was the eccentric scientists and crazy, temperamental, egotistical jaeger pilots that kept him awake at night.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Chuck H.
Gipsy Danger: Upgraded by FloatyDucky reviews
Warning: movie spoilers within. Raleigh knew there had been a few updates given to Gipsy since the disaster at Anchorage, but the last thing he ever expected to see in the Conn-Pod of his Jaeger was a mini fridge. Short one-shot. Crack? Possibly. Also, AU.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Raleigh B., Mako M. - Complete
For The Heart by summerrayah reviews
Some of Aizen's espada have betrayed him, allowing the five defeated members of the rescue team and Orihime to escape Las Noches. But three years later, SS still doesn't know the outcome. So a group from SS venture into Hueco Mundo. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I., Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru
Broken Laws by alicat54 reviews
Trafalgar Law is reincarnated as Harry Potter...Or is it the other way around? Needless to say, the wizarding world does not survive. Drabbles. One Piece crossover xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., T. Law - Complete
The Stately Collection by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
There are times in life that you never want to forget and there are ones that you would give anything to forget. A collection of memories from the states. Some will be completely based on history, good and bad events will be in here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - America
Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Call Back Later by Anzhela D Asura reviews
When Mihawk fails to turn up for an obligatory Shichubukai meeting, Sengoku calls him. Unfortunately, he's otherwise occupied at one of Shanks' famed parties. Hilarity ensues when the remaining Shichibukai get the wrong idea... OneShot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DirectionallyChallengedKenshi!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Shanks, Mihawk, Sengoku, Shichibukai - Complete
Call it Home by tamatoe reviews
He had always viewed humans with disdain, but this one, she just unsettles him. /"You're cold, Mr. Sun," she says. Yes, well, that was kind of the point./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Luna L., Loki
Amanita Citrina by DragonWolfStar reviews
When You-Know-Who tries to summon Death, he doesn't get quite what he expected...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Voldemort, Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Reconstruction by Handful of Silence reviews
(Post - Into Darkness) In the silences that follow in the aftermath of chaos, Chekov focuses on rebuilding what was broken. Chekov/Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/12/2013 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Harry Strange: Sorcerer Supreme by VexingFate reviews
"As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted. The name is Harrison Strange. Former Young Avenger, current Avenger and son of the Sorcerer Supreme," The boy turned his face towards the staff, a smirk on his face – one that they had not seen in 14 years, "Pleased to meet you." HarryP./SusanB.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P.
Dumb Boyfriends Do a Skype Thing by eely reviews
And it's a very important skype things. Ishimondo
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Ishimaru K., Oowada M. - Complete
the song before the calm before the storm by smrt1 reviews
"Right, because everyone needs a little more soap opera in their life." Of all the things Stiles was expecting, he could safely say that long-lost relatives were not at the top of the list.
Crossover - Teen Wolf & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Stiles, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Book One: Gula by MercuryPilgrim reviews
'At the age of four, the world finally sees that there is something wrong with little Harry Potter.' Reincarnation was always a tricky thing. Poor wizarding world, they won't know what hit them. First in the Purgatorio series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Fail Safe by The13thVasilisa reviews
Darcy Trix is released from Lighthaven for good behavior on one condition: she give up her memories and receive new ones of a normal Earth life. But when her long-lost sisters show up with a new ally, can Darcy Lewis be saved? Does she even want to be?
Crossover - Winx Club & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Trix
How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers by Taylor Hayes reviews
The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,285 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Magical Skylark by mizukiryu73 reviews
Dumped like an unwanted burden in Namimori, the toddler Boy-Who-Lived spreads his wings and flies into his future as the Vongola Cloud Guardian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Harry P., K. Hibari
My Brother's Keeper by Suffering Angel reviews
So much for being a nigh-omnipotent mage, Tommy thought and scrunched his nose at his twin, who was currently a decade younger than usual. At least he was past the diaper-stage…
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Tommy S./Speed, Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Seriously, it hurts! by Suffering Angel reviews
After a battle, the team licks its wounds. Random fluff and waff
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Kate B./Hawkeye, Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan, Cassie L./Stature - Complete
Frost-Bite Hazard by Suffering Angel
Accessories are nice and all, but you better watch what you wear when it gets cold outside.
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Eli B./Patriot, Kate B./Hawkeye, Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Putting The Fun Into Dysfunctional by Darke Angelus reviews
Rictor and Shatterstar have had a lot of time to work out their particular quirks in their approach to mutually satisfying sex. Hulkling and Wiccan, on the other hand, are encountering more than their fair share of intimacy issues. In desperation, they seek out the only other gay alien/mutant pairing in the entire Marvel universe for some much-needed sexual advice.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shatterstar, Julio R./Rictor - Complete
New Year's Kiss by Suffering Angel reviews
It's December 31st, Billy has a crush and nothing to do with it. If he's lucky, he might get a New Year's Kiss, he thinks, never once considering he's in for more than he bargained for. (Random College AU)
Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
Subtlety by Suffering Angel reviews
Greg gets saved by Wiccan, and ends up getting a crush on him. Needless to say, Teddy's not happy about it, but they can worry about that once they stop Greg from finding out Billy's secret identity!
Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
Magecraft and Wizardry by xMad.Hatterx007 reviews
HP/MGLN x-over. Harry Potter, missing for eight years, has been found, and just in time for the Triwizard Tournament. But the Wizarding world is in for quite a shock. Harry is not a wizard; he's a mage. Now the Takamachi-Harlaown family is coming to Hogwarts. NanoFate, Harry/?, Vivio/?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,718 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Fate T.
Get Well Soon by Suffering Angel reviews
Now that they're living with the Kaplans, Teddy and Tommy get to see that Billy really is an older brother, up close. And he's not that bad at it, either!
Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Incoming by midnightluck reviews
Eureka has a problem of the giant robot variety. Nathan Stark doesn't specialize in putting down giant robots, but he may know a Stark that does.
Crossover - Eureka & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Nathan S., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
The Pandorica by Alarose reviews
The Pandorica. A legendary box containing the universe's greatest threat is a great temptation. The Avengers are about to find, however, that they are not the only guardians out there. One-shot written at 3 in the morning on a Doctor Who high.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Rory W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
A Minor Government Flunky by Beatrice Otter reviews
Phil Coulson is perfectly happy with his job in the army.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Canton D., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Out Camping by Suffering Angel
On a night out in town, Cassie and Kate run into a line of people waiting outside a store on the night before a big release. They were quite surprised to run into familiar faces there, though really, come to think about it, it was no surprise at all.
Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Kate B./Hawkeye, Cassie L./Stature - Complete
Musical Differences by Suffering Angel reviews
Teddy's music player died, and as a last resort, he wants to share Billy's. Too bad music is one of those things they never could agree about…
Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
A Lullaby of You by Suffering Angel
Shortly after Family Matters, before Civil War. It was a nightmare dreadful enough to keep both sleep and sanity away from him. The only thing he could think of to help ward it off - a lover's embrace.
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Midchildan Music by ZankouHoshizora reviews
When a random Sergeant in the Time-Space Administration Bureau finds an AI data chip on the ground, he elects to take it with him... but the inhabitant of this particular chip is anything but a normal Midchildan AI.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,733 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Miku H. - Complete
My Father Isshin by 9foxgrl reviews
Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? The more reviews, the more I add. Adopted by Zsugami Alba
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mother by Suffering Angel reviews
Nursemaid; caretaker; mother; hero. Her name was Sarah Altman.
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
For the Love of Kitchens by homesickpirate reviews
Elizabetha has an addiction. One that threatens to ruin her relationship with her Austrian husband forever. For him she will overcome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
A MOTHER F'ING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS by StrawberryFunk reviews
Wherein the entire school life of mutual killings was all a setup for The Greatest, Most Hope-Inducing Surprise Birthday Party in the History of Mankind. Endgame spoilers!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Companionship by Suffering Angel
In which Billy's playing Portal and reaches the Weighted Companion Cube.
Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
Waiting in Sin by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,924 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
To Be Reborn by mizukiryu73 reviews
The War changed people. For some, it turned them into someone completely different, and in turn, they changed the world. Wizard!Reborn, Wizard!Shamal, Wizard!Viper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Harry P., Reborn - Complete
Memories by the-angry-blob reviews
He's stuck in the middle of something he'd rather not get caught up in. Well, more like a lot of things. Not that he really had the choice of being here in the first place. Not that he had the choice to damn himself to hell and take everyone with him. But oh, he wishes he could. Slight use of OC's. Rated because of swears.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,174 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Skull
The Biggest Fans by Suffering Angel
(30 Day OTP Challenge, Teddy/Billy - Day 28 - Doing Something Silly) In which Teddy and Billy try and get Captain America's autograph
Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
The Geek Who Had Everything by Suffering Angel reviews
(30 Day OTP Challenge, Teddy/Billy - Day 27 - One one of their birthdays) It's Billy's birthday, and Teddy wants to do and buy him something nice. But what do you get the geek who has everything?
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Rumors of His Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated by Evenmoor reviews
Or, "Five Ways Phil Coulson Survived Getting Skewered By Loki". Some more surprising to Nick Fury than others.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Cobwebs First, Cables Last by Slyer reviews
The Lizard's attack on New York is seen as a major failing on the part of the Avengers. While some wonder what went wrong, others look into what went right and try to track down a certain someone who would much rather keep his after-school activities private. Movie-verse.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
Kings and Wolves by Isilien Elenihin reviews
SHIELD isn't the only organization in America capable of dealing with a genius alien in possesion of a god complex. There's UNIT as well, and they've got a secret weapon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 220 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Rose T., Loki
Just Tipsy by Felicitous Fiction reviews
When Coulson gets a knock on the door early one morning he finds his hands full with more than just a drunk Clint Barton.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Halfway Home by smaragdbird
It's been a hell of a three month mission but in a couple hours Clint, Phil and Natasha will be home
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Study Break by Suffering Angel reviews
(30 Day OTP Challenge, Teddy/Billy - Day 18 - Doing something together) When Teddy's grades fall so much because of super-hero duties he risks being kicked out of the basketball team, Billy finds new and original ways to motivate him. It means they'll both be miserable for a while, but hey, it's for a good cause… right?
Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Theirs is a Secret Love by mrsjackturner reviews
After the Chitauri attack, NYC and the Helicarrier are restored to their former glories. Now, there's only one thing left to fix: how well the agents work together. Trust needs to be built between everyone, and what's better than a good, old-fashioned team building retreat in the middle of nowhere with trust exercises that make you look like a fool? CB/PC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Eminent Supremacy by TheWeepingRaven reviews
There is not much known of the man that calls himself Magneto. Few knew him as Erik Lensherr and even less new him as Max Eisenhardt and no one knew that that he had at one point been known as Harry Potter. How will those of the Wizarding World that have been searching for him react to knowing that the one that was suppose to save them is Magneto?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Harry P.
Five Purple Things Clint Claimed (and One That Was Already His) by BonitaBreezy reviews
Clint has a rule: if it's purple, it's fair game. The rest of the Avengers aren't really aware of that.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
And This One? by KCUrquhart reviews
He let himself start to drift off as Clint's fingers skated across his chest and stomach, wandering aimlessly. Until they circled a small spot just below Phil's collarbone. Phil was too out of it to realize why until Clint spoke up, his voice hushed. "What about this one?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Stained in the Blood (of a whole generation) by Ardatli reviews
No-powers, modern AU crossover. A string of brutal deaths brings the FBI's vaunted Behavioural Analysis Unit to New York City on the trail of a serial arsonist. But when the UnSub appears to target a young man named William Kaplan, it becomes clear that nothing at all is what it seems... (rated M for canon-typical violence)
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Red Suits of SHIELD by Rogue nerd9 reviews
There is a high mortality rate for junior agents despite Coulson's attempts to keep them alive by passing on his acquired knowledge in the form of a pamphlet. A pamphlet no one reads. Tony decides to put matters into his own hands and enlists the help of the other Avengers whether they want to or not. Just some funny fluff. Rate T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S.
Cupid and The Suit by TheMollyBee reviews
A collection of Clint/Coulson get-together fics. Each Avenger has a different plan to get the boys together.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Whole New Ballpark by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Phil Coulson didn't die; he was merely reincarnated into one of North's yetis. .:. crack oneshot that actually makes a twisted sort of sense?
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, North - Complete
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
Budapest and the Answer No One Was Expecting by When In Doubt Smile reviews
The Avengers keep asking Natasha and Clint what happened in Budapest. When the answer finally comes to light, it turns out to be the one thing no one would ever expect.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Hoodie by Ballerina Terminator reviews
Contemplations on the ownership of an article of clothing.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Ten Things to Know About Strike Team Delta by When In Doubt Smile reviews
One of Fury's favorite jobs is introducing people to Strike Team Delta. He likes introducing them to Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff even better. Here are the ten things he tells everyone who needs to know Clint and Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Red Devil by hot dog285 reviews
Nanoha-trained Hermione, may God help them all. A oneshot that I wish I knew where it came from
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Made with love by BonitaBreezy reviews
Clint is anxious about his first date with Phil. Something he finds in Phil's apartment calms him right down.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Box of Legos by mortenavida reviews
Prompt Fill: After the events of the movie, the Fury wants the team to move in together. But they're all digging their heels in about it because, as it turns out, they all have kids. (no pairings; thar be fluff here)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Complete
Take care of my child by rosehill reviews
A crazy idea. What if Torunn's mother was not Lady Sif…
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Torunn - Complete
The Businessman by zombievalentine reviews
Mr. Litwak was an excellent businessman and he should have been content with just the fact that he was intuitive at picking games that made him the most money. Drabble, spoilers.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Budapest by TheMostRandomOfRandomWriters reviews
"You and I remember Budapest very differently." Why, though?
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Truth About Us by Raven.Fire84 reviews
This is a corrected version of my other story The Truth. Formatting is fixed! It was an ordinary movie night for the Avengers when Tony gets bored. Bored Tony is never a good thing. He decides to amuse himself by trying to get Natasha and Clint to admit that they are in a relationship. Their response isn't what he expected at all! Part 1 of my Together universe
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The dating history of SHIELD agents by herk227 reviews
Dating isn't easy for normal people, so what do you expect happens if you involve not one but two top SHIELD agents? Phil/Clint Slash :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hands Off by celeste9 reviews
Sometimes Phil needs to remind people that he doesn't appreciate anyone touching his things. By things, he really means Clint. Clint probably finds this more amusing than he should. Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Flower Instead of a Sword by In The Mix reviews
The wizarding world lost its savior many years ago. Desperate, they summon his spirit to fight for them but he's not even close to what they were expecting. After all what could a scrawny healer afraid of just about everything do against the most evil wizard of the time? They had gotten a flower instead of a sword. A Harry is Hanataro fanfic. Rating subject to change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Hanatarō Y.
The Daughter by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
This is the real history of Nemu Kurotsuchi. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Mayuri K.
All the Stuffed Animals at the Fair by China Dolly reviews
The second Phil laid eyes on the green teddy bear perched atop of his desk he knew Barton was up to something. He just wasn't sure what. Slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Better A Couch Than An Empty Bed by T-R-Us reviews
There's a lot of things Clint Barton would rather do than face a night alone in his and Coulson's apartment.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
An Iron Magic by mortenavida reviews
Tony Stark died at the age of seventeen with his father in an accident. Harry Potter, witness to both deaths, was tired of living in the Wizarding world. One dying man's wish grants him the reprieve he desperately needs as he takes on the role of billionaire playboy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
as the gods sleep who have no need to dream by wild wolf free17 reviews
Loki's children, undercover on Earth. [Avengers/X-Men/Norse myth crossover]
Crossover - Norse Mythology & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Jormungan, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Denial by HikaKiti reviews
"But you were dead!" "No I wasn't."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
In Sickness And In Health by StillBreathing202 reviews
pre-slash clint/coulson - sick!clint
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A La Carte by Artemesia reviews
The Avengers invite Maria Hill out for dinner. Steve is a gentleman, Bruce has superior taste in ethnic food, Clint and Natasha eat as only Clint and Natasha can, Tony is the worst host ever, and Maria knows when to step it up to Defcon 1. Commentfic for avengersgen on LJ.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Afternoon Nap by Owl Satire reviews
Squalo is still recovering from his injuries from his fight with Yamamoto for the Vongola Rings. Drabble, a little XS fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Island Paradise by gwynhefar reviews
Clint and Phil get a surprise vacation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Everybody Lies to SHIELD by pinkhairedharry reviews
SHIELD agents lie, especially to SHIELD. Exerts from SHIELD's files.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Forgiving the Impossible by The Storyteller of Dreams reviews
Forgiving your mother's killer is almost impossible in reality. But when you forgive, you forgive and free yourself from the chain of hatred. Shirahoshi grieves for her mother's death and tries to uphold her promise. Pre-Canon.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Shirahoshi - Complete
58 The Incident of the Car and the Coffeemaker by Shifteraei reviews
SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #58 All recruits are advised not to lean on or otherwise touch Mr. Stark's cars without his express approval. Nobody wants to see him start destroying coffeemakers as retribution.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, Jarvis - Complete
Sometimes Baking Is Good for the Soul by farawisa reviews
Clint stress bakes. mentions of Clint/Phil OneShot
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson] - Complete
Rumours by smaragdbird reviews
The Avengers are sort of famous so of course the press can and will pull out all sorts of rumours about them. Bruce/Tony, Clint/Coulson, Natasha/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Answering Machine by Laliel reviews
Director Fury tries to contact the Avengers to save New York City from a giant lizard hell-bent on destruction but gets the answering machine instead. MOVIE-VERSE, The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Nick F. - Complete
It Started in Budapest by Christy C reviews
It started in Budapest, and their relationship would move forward at Stark Tower. ClintCoulson. Phlint. Shieldhusbands. Natasha. Tony. Blackhawk friendship. Ironhawk friendship. Oneshot. Drabble. Prompt Fill.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Some Things Are Worth More Than Duty by gwynhefar reviews
Phil wants to take Clint on a road trip to the beach for their anniversary. Fury has other ideas.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Ohana by KCUrquhart reviews
The Avengers get a day off. Coulson decides that they're having a Disney movie marathon.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Things Clint Barton Believes In by KCUrquhart reviews
Clint Barton believes in pretty much everything. The Loch Ness monster. Bigfoot. Roswell and Area 51. If there is even the slightest hint of a conspiracy theory or government cover-up then Clint figures it's the truth. It comes from being involved in more cover-ups than he can count on both hands. But there is one thing that Clint does not believe in. Love.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Sora by Araceil reviews
fem!Tsuna. One accident three years ago changes everything for Sawada Tsunayuki when she joins the Disciplinary Committee. Now, instead of being groomed as the wife of Vongola Decimo, she is being given a chance to become the Decimo herself.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Recurve by Harkpad reviews
When the FBI comes to Clint for help finding Barney Barton, who has been an FBI agent for 10 years and has mysteriously disappeared, the past Clint has tried to escape invades his life. Phil & Natasha are there to help him through in their own ways, but when Barney's disappearance turns into something much bigger, Phil is sure Clint won't emerge unscathed.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Return of the Son of Coul by JustSaraNoH reviews
My take on how the team reacts when Phil comes back for duty.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Gender Confusion by LxZrulez reviews
Skull was always curious about Viper's gender, and would've eagerly jumped at the chance to find out. He just never thought the path there would involve strawberry milk, a certain Chinese martial artist, and babies. Yeah. He was especially confused about that last part.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Fon, Mammon/Viper - Complete
The Girl Who Died by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Captain Zaraki of Squad Eleven isn't as heartless as one would think, especially when it comes to small children. So when he comes across a child drawing in her own blood, he takes her in. Chaos ensues as they learn that Hana is really the girl-who-lived...now dead! Will Hogwarts stand or is Dumbledore in for more than he bargained for? Fatherly Zaraki!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., K. Zaraki
The Vongola Family by Soul of The World reviews
The ordinary people are getting suspicious. Dame-Tsuna is getting popular...Okay, maybe a bit too popular. And Tsuna is showing it unconsciously. Finally, its payback time. Family Fluff. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Changes by mrsjackturner reviews
Well that wasn't exactly how Clint had expected his day to go. Clint/Phil
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Jinxed Rose by super-heroine-addict reviews
Seven years ago, Jinx disappeared. Now,Wally has become the Flash and is part of the Justice League. But when familiar hexes appear, will he finally be able to find the girl he lost. And will she be safe from the wrath of her former teammate. FLINX
Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jinx, Wally W./Flash
Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords by Inwitari Turelie reviews
In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Austria
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Avengers Initiative by LokiOfSassgaard reviews
AU - A wave of terrorist activity in Manhattan is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man working for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to solve the murders and stop the killer before more deaths occur. The investigation takes a personal turn when the brother of one Detective Odinson is implicated in the murders.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Thor, Agent Maria Hill
Mo the Cleaning Bot by Seito reviews
After having to move into the Tower Clint and Coulson proceed to have sex everywhere. To the point that JARVIS has a small cleaning bot with plenty of disinfectant discretely following them around whenever they are in the tower. That bot was Mo. R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Man of Your Talents by Not-Named-Fall reviews
Agent Coulson makes a trip to London to find a man with a set of talents to benefit S.H.I.E.L.D. Short Character Drabble, fun what-if scenario. Rated T for language. One shot, completed.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Five and One by Kari2171 reviews
Five Things Clint Fingured Out First and One he was the last to know. I took some liberties with cannon for artistic reasons and some because I don't have all of Marvel memorized. T for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Nothing says 'I love you' like a good cake mix by crayyyonn reviews
Phil Coulson birthday fic. Clint bakes a cake in honor of the occasion.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Five times Clint didn't get Phil, and one he did by Gemenice reviews
The five times Clint didn't get Phil, and the one time he did.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Wait For It by AriellaRose reviews
A few members of the gang find out who really works for who. One-shot and slight spoilers for season 7
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Robin S., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
If It Ain't Broke by Whisp reviews
Clint blames this solely on R&D. You think they'd remember to make his hearing aids freaking waterproof. Idiots. *Spoilers for the movie*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Draw And Release by Misato reviews
Clint gives Coulson an impromptu archery lesson. Slash, fluff, Clint/Coulson, set pre-movie.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Empty Warehouse by justicemuffins reviews
"I'm going to go ahead and blame you for this," Lestrade said casually, blinking as something warm dribbled from his temple to his eye. "Safe bet," Coulson answered evenly.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Alphabet Cities by nyssa123 reviews
Take Phil Coulson and Clint Barton. Add one part sexual tension and one part snappy banter. Mix in travel writing and the alphabet. Liberally sprinkle with angst and fluff. Stir. A series of one-shots, each focusing on Phil and Clint's relationship over the course of their travels for SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B.
The New Neighbor by What'sAnAngelWithoutHisGrace reviews
What happens when Colonnello moves in next door to the Arcobaleno? First Katekyo Hitman Reborn! fanfic on my own! Be nice, no flaming or else you will get slapped by one Lal Mirch.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,860 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Maria Hill: expert at 'keeping a lid on things' by shadow-lupine reviews
Agent Maria Hill, a day in the life.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Superhero by My Shadow Is My Friend reviews
When Clint starts thinking he isn't good enough to be an Avenger Phil steps in and convinces him otherwise.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
How to raise a child by rosehill reviews
Just after his arrival at Iron Manor with the kids, Tony feels alone.
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Torunn - Complete
Perfect Note by FaithDaria reviews
Rachel made her peace with being a mutant a long time ago, even if the attitude in Lima, Ohio made it necessary to stay in the mutant closet for the time being. It gets a little lonely, though, and she can't help but wish that there was someone else with a similar problem.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Rachel B. - Complete
Advanced Secret Identities by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
There are reports of shadowy forces and a copycat Batman in Colorado. Batgirl is sent to investigate, and in the process discovers a new friend, a co-dependent study group, and a place that rivals Arkham Asylum for sheer lunacy.
Crossover - Batman & Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Stephanie B., Annie E. - Complete
Changed by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Loki falls from the Bifrost and is taken in by the X-Men when he lands.
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Loki
Break In by SammyJeanCena reviews
Clint gets a call about someone breaking into his and Phil's old place. When he goes to investigate said incident he gets something he was never expecting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Feel by Sushi Champ reviews
When hit with an attack that leaves all the other Young Avengers and the Runaways on their knees, on the verge of suicide, in a state of despair and self loathing, Tommy is left unaffected. Eli thinks it's because he's a sociopath, but Molly realizes the truth, and the truth is so much worse. Because the truth is that Tommy always feels that depressed and worthless.
Crossover - Runaways & Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Molly H./Bruiser, Tommy S./Speed - Complete
In This Strange Place We're At by Adapse reviews
This was NOT what Trafalgar Law had in mind when he decided to make an alliance with the Strawhats. Stuck in a strange world with only a talking reindeer for company, Law tries to find a way back to Punk Hazard, before it's too late.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hermione G., T. Law
Criticism by madhermit reviews
Avengers/Thor/Norse mythology/Surprise. Asgardians get to see a little bit of Midgardian "pop culture". Some reactions are mild. Some are extreme.
Crossover - Norse Mythology & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Jormungan, Loki - Complete
Barton's Flying Unicorn of Death by Dreb Strand reviews
In which, Natasha unleashes a Canary Cry, Stark is ridden bareback, the Hulk is laid out, and Steve is clueless. No Slash. No Pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Harribel Potter by Theta74 reviews
Fem! Harry is Tia Harribel's Reincarnation. Inspired in part by 'Waiting in Sin' by jehricosPhantom. Mostly with the aspect of Harriet being a Pseudo-Shinigami/Arrancar, with her Zanpakuto being Tiburon. Rated for later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harry P., T. Harribel
Oh, Darling by celeste9 reviews
Clint accidentally outs his relationship with Coulson to the other Avengers. Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Growing up by rosehill reviews
There are things a twelve-year-old needs to know.
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Torunn
A Tortured Escape by WickedWitchoftheSE reviews
Chekov awakens to find himself in a compromising position. Sulu/Chekov, but everyone makes an appearance!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - P. Chekov - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me by TheRavenWinter reviews
Yamamoto finds that he has a fetish for a nerdy Gokudera, Gokudera has a thing for a dirty mouthed Yamamoto...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera] - Complete
straight black lines by Mira-Jade reviews
He never did forgive Nick Fury for bloodying up his trading cards. Not during that first week, anyway. SPOILERS, and fix-it fic for the film.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
Types of Drunks by Lillidappler reviews
There are different types of drunkards in this world. Happy drunks, dancing drunks, cursing drunks, depressed drunks, horny drunks, suicidal drunks, and many more. So what are each of the KHR character's drunkard types? 100% crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Recovering, All Safe by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Coulson brings the team home. Also AKA the one where Fury is tired of the team getting abducted. Featuring: deranged!Natasha, loopy!Tony, violent!Thor, unconscious!Banner, holey!Clint, and very unfortunate!Steve. Challenge response. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Meeting Nanoha by ringlhach reviews
Based out of Innortal's Time Loops. This arc covers the introduction of Ranma and, surprise, Nanoha. Rated for language, and occasional violence and teasing.
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,488 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010
Training as Yamamoto Takiko by yokainomiko reviews
Takiko did everything with a single minded focus and that meant that baseball was everything. She worked too hard for it to be any other way. Fem!Yamamoto Fem!80 Fem!8027 Basically pre-series
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2012 - T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Say is it love? by novella12nite reviews
Collection of drabble one-shots FonXFemViper/Mammon. This couple needs some awareness. This unlikely pair could it possibly be love? Fon's kindness misunderstood easily by Mammon who will refuse to open up to him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Fon, Mammon/Viper
Our Little Secret by AnarchistMongoose reviews
If Iemitsu and the Vongola weren't going to train her son, well then, Nana would just have to do it herself. Oneshot. AU OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Nana S. - Complete
Oleander by Hamilcar reviews
All Petunia had ever wanted was to be considered special, like her sister Lily was - and Magneto's Brotherhood considered her very special indeed.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,774 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Lorna D./Polaris, Petunia D.
Family by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Ichigo is rather surprised to be invited to a wedding. Let alone for it to be in England and a Wizard wedding during a war. Sometimes he had to wonder if fate hated him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ichigo K.
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
8059 In case you wonder by ThanksIllPass reviews
My attempt at describing Gokudera through Yamamoto's eyes. R&R please :
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Becoming Gokudera Hanako by yokainomiko reviews
Gokudera Hanako was born Gokudera Hanako and will probably die Gokudera Hanako, but for a while she was Cavalli Hanako, and that counts for something. She's not quite sure what. Fem!Gokudera Fem!59 Pre-series
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - H. Gokudera - Complete
All We Need Is Some Ice Cream And A Hug by Heart Torn Out reviews
Avengers 2012! Clint/Coulson. Tony has Steve. Natasha has Pepper. But Clint needs someone, Tony's determined to make it so. Unless, of course, Clint doesn't need someone. Implying he already has someone. Too bad no one told Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Hacker by 18Tsunayoshi69 reviews
What if Tsuna was smart, like genius hacker smart, but decided to hide it behind an average student exterior. Rating for the fact that this is a Mafia fic and possible dirty language. Rating may go up.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,454 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Chase by MadRabbit reviews
Because Smoker needs to be appreciated in a non-romantic fashion. 5: Changing Guard - The next day, Smoker cut off the ponytail and went to sign up. Last one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Smoker - Complete
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Doreen Green and the Philosophers stone by deadpoolhulk reviews
It was Foretold that the birth of one with the power to defeat the dark lord was near. However, Even Harry Potter was not as much as a threat as Doreen Green. And so begins the adventures of the Squirrel Girl who lived. Say your prayers Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2012
Jabberwocky by Chiri-tan reviews
Have you ever heard of the Jabberwocky? It's the pet name of the black-colored, phantom-winged Jabberwock. Have you ever heard of Jabberwock? It's the name of the most elite assassin to ever grace the Earth. Do you know what made Verde interested? Ver27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Verde, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
What they Know by MyHobbyIsToRunFromReality reviews
They actually know far more about each other than people think. 2700. Slightly AU. Written because results of 'The Horizon' kind of disappointed me.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Enma K. - Complete
This Is Fine by Murder-chan reviews
Everything was always enough. But nothing was ever enough to satisfy him. Fon/Femme!Viper
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Fon, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Camping by vedette26 reviews
In which Lal does something decidedly stupid and Colonnello decides that he liked these Nature Exercises a lot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Musings on the Abstract and Bewitching by SushiBomb reviews
Fon contemplates his fellow Arcobaleno, and one member in particular captures his attention above all others. Fon x Viper Not really yaoi/shounen-ai: More details inside. Rated for themes and content. Enjoy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Fon - Complete
Story of Their Lives by G.Storm59 reviews
Fifty sentence drabbles for various pairings from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Starts with 8059 and will add more.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012
Maga Puella Lamiarum Venator Nodoka by NightmareSyndrom reviews
Magic comes in many types. To become a magical girl in return for your greatest wish being granted. I must ask you. Is it worth it?
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Nodoka M.
Caught In The Act by Faulted Stars reviews
In which Hayato and Takeshi are caught in the act by G and Giotto makes some money.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Sanji's Prank Calls by Lolly Dream reviews
Come on did you really think Sanji just cooked all day in the kitchen? / Series of Drabbles / Current Victim/s: Smoker & Alvida
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,430 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Fate, Stay Ranma by Bean Bandit reviews
Nerima, Tokyo. Coming to the Tendo Dojo to unite the schools of Anything Goes Martial Arts is all well and good, but Saotome Ranma has other concerns-Jusenkyo made him into a girl, but not just any girl. Not only that, but she's not quite dead yet...
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,219 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ranma, Fate T.
A special holiday by carolily reviews
IT's new year, and Lal expects to spend it alone. she always spends it alone. Why would this year be different?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
In Times of Rain, In Times of Snow by tsunadcm27 reviews
Either in the rain or in the snow, their love blooms forever and more. - Colonello x Lal -
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Love and Hate by xXxLoveLessVampirexXx reviews
The only reason why he wants to have the world.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by magnipisika16 reviews
I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all. Even if saving you sends me to heaven . ..
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Buried Inside by magnipisika16 reviews
It's never easy to dig out something that was buried inside . . . Unless it wants you to.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
The Mafia Wants You! by SwordsMagician reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,060 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Helping hand by DawnAngel14 reviews
Nojiko has some troubles, both economic and personal. Ace silently offers a helping hand. Ace/Nojiko, AU.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Ace, Nojiko - Complete
bubbles by THE AMBASSADOR OF HUGS reviews
They're dead, the Doctor realizes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
There's No Need To Ask by leopardstarismyleader reviews
"What should I expect, the only balls you have are baseball related." Gokudera leaves a note for Yamamoto one day before a big baseball game. 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
A Switch In Place by Elielephant reviews
It was a calm day in Death city, until Lord Death heard news that Kid was fighting Justin, and when he went to his son's rescue, he got an unpleasant surprise.
Crossover - One Piece & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - E. Kidd, Death The Kid - Complete
Right Side of the Bed by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Why is Coulson so happy today? Natasha thinks she knows... And then confirms. Warning: Just a tad cracky
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Magic Files by ricenation reviews
Seretei takes a sudden interest in the world of magic and files an investigation. Ichigo is once again pulled into the pandemonium of things along with Rukia and Toshiro as they're sent to Hogwarts. What danger hides behind the curtains of Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ichigo K.
Missing You by Evil giraffe reviews
Squalo hasn't returned from a mission and Xanxus doesn't know what to do. XS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Puella Magi Haru Magica by mukirome reviews
Haru meets the mysterious Kyubey and forms a contract to become a Puella Magi, in exchange for her greatest wish. Unfortunately, Haru soon learns that wishes don't always grant you happiness. COMPLETED!
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Haru M. - Complete
Scarlet Secrets and Sequestering Shades by Flipspring reviews
Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
netherlands is not allowed to by AshCollector reviews
Written by Canada... So many stoner references it isn't even funny. Don't do drugs kids!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
The Student Teaches the Teacher by carolily reviews
What could Colonello possibly teach Lal that she doesn't already know? Cololal oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Ghostly Interference by phoenixtears07 reviews
One: In which Giotto is to blame for little Tsuna's unconventional first word. Two: In which some of Giotto's Guardians make a good first impression. The others…not so much.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
CEDEF Café by cynically quixotic reviews
Basil is a waiter at a café that seems to attract the oddest clientèle, including but not limited to his Spartan boss's enthusiastic admirer, the mysterious Reborn who everyone's sure runs the mob, and a certain latte-eyed, scarf-sporting bookworm.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - [Basil, Fūta]
Answer to a Question by carolily reviews
A question of Skull's sets off a chain of events at the arcobaleno's dinner table. What could happen? Cololal oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Going Dutch by LavenderTown reviews
Belgium has invited America and Canada to attend her brother's tulip festival and Canada is looking forward to spending time with his long-time friend. But is it just him, or is the Netherlands suddenly acting a bit weird? Fluffy CanNeth one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Twin Terrors by Sakon76 reviews
Landing a bit off course, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe have to lay low for a while in Japan. The Hitachiin twins, meanwhile, would really like cars for their birthday... Not RotF or DotM compliant for Transformers.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Classified Information! by SushiBomb reviews
DISCONTINUED. Random facts, quirks, dirty little secrets, private thoughts, OOC moments, embarrassing habits...Everything you could have ever wanted to know about everyone in KHR in 50 sentences. Rated for Language, Themes, and content.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,979 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010
While You Weren't Looking by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Earth was supposed to be a quiet backwater, as far as anything magical was concerned. But she had come across… this… this horror.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Nanoha T., Homura A. - Complete
An Odd Friendship by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Many people wondered why exactly it was that Kenpachi Zaraki and the Toshiro Hitsugaya got on so well. They still haven't got a clue. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/23/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
I'm Denmark! Just Not from Around Here by SiZodiac reviews
SatW!Denmark and Hetalia!Matthias switched places, and now the already-frail-sanity of everyone from both worlds are being further threatened as things gradually spiral out of control. genre change.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Denmark
Professor Takamachi by Rick Dias reviews
First fanfic! After the JS Incident, Nanoha goes to Earth on sick leave, only to meet Dumbledore, looking for a new Defense professor. Set right after Strikers, and during fifth year. Sorry, not much on shipping, NanohaXJob.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,509 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
The Nordic Switch by Giant-Rubber-Duck reviews
Based of a Scandinavia and the World joke with personality swapping from the Hetalia side. If you haven't read the comics, you probably won't get the jokes, so go read the comics! Parings if you want to find them I guess, but I'm not writing them in.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sweden - Complete
Four Twenty by Dawnstep reviews
Bringing your boyfriend tulips isn't really the same as bringing him weed, right? Happy International Pot Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Harry Potter, Xman, Tesla by rpgaff2 reviews
6-year-old Harry Potter discovers he has Electrokinesis, the ability to manipulate and control numerous aspects of electricity. He is rescued from the Dursleys by the Xmen, but when the time comes, will Hogwarts be ready for him? Rated T for future
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P.
Yamato sensei? SCARY! by Temari 88 reviews
One question: what if Yamato had been Team 7's jounin instructor instead of Kakashi? *now multi-chaptered!*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Yamato
Revenant by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya vowed he would get even. 'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind' be damned. A classified operation to the Hidden Countries may just teach him that revenge, as always, is a dish best served cold. Ice cold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - T. Hitsugaya
Fury by LonelyWoods92 reviews
"Reid and Morgan had sex on your desk!" - The BAU war of 2011. slightly Crack!fic One-Shot. warning: slash implied R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Parallel Worlds by SleepyJAE reviews
In a strange, parallel world to the one that we know, it was not Tsunayoshi's soul born in the child of Sawada Iemitsu and Nana. Meet Sawada "Xanxus" Ieyoshi, this dimension's Vongola Decimo… can anyone else say "oh dear"? Drabble Series
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Wicked by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra was a bad, bad boy. Being in Slytherin, bringing a Malfoy home, secretly lusting after his sister...Yup. Albus Serverus Potter is a very wicked boy indeed. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra as Al. Rated T for slight pedophilia and kinda incest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Albus S. P., Ulquiorra
What Never Was but Might Have Been by JAK Kinase reviews
AU. He's still captain, but his adventure goes a little differently. Chapter One: A sword collector is being executed by a crazy marine Lieutenant.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Tashigi, Luffy
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Hoshi no Hikari by Jedi Goat reviews
Harry Potter-Bleach crossover. Everyone knew Fred and George Weasley were identical down to the last freckle. What they didn't know was that Fred was different - frighteningly so. But finding out how and why just might endanger more than their lives...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Fred W.
Treachery by Ulquiarra reviews
Shinji visits Aizen in his cell for one last talk with one of the most prominent people in his life. Drunk, sad, and about to go on the run, Shinji decides that he will be completely honest, just for the hell of it. Less sappy than it sounds.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
VizWiz Kid by chocolaolic reviews
Harry is spotted doing accidental magic by the Vizards who take him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Hiyori S.
Our Captain by MercuryPilgrim reviews
A series of one shot/drabble things. Why Squad Ten loves their Captain best. Chapter 3. Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - T. Hitsugaya
Viper:The Sexless Wonder by SushiBomb reviews
Over dinner one night, Skull's curiosity gets the better of him. The result? The most awkward situation ever. One-shot Crack. Rated M just to be safe, for language and some questionable content. Pairing: Skull X Viper
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Skull, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Ukitake at Hogwarts by Nuclear Sheep reviews
Due to a series of strange events, Ukitake ends up at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Eight Years of Madness by Ancient Spoon reviews
Eight years are a long time. Especially if you are frozen in a block of ice and can't move. Because Xanxus was conscious the whole time, thank you very much. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Xanxus - Complete
An Apron Tale by Top Magician reviews
It's Byakuran's birthday, and he'd love nothing more than to have his beloved Shou-chan in an apron.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
Check by Alternative Angel reviews
'It was probably because of Iemitsu that Yamamoto equated the Mafia to a game.' Another day in the lives of the members of CEDEF as they listen to another one their leader's odd analogies.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Basil, Iemitsu S. - Complete
Frog eat frog new world by emoslicecream reviews
KHR\SE crossover. In a last ditch attempt to escape Medusa, Erika turns to the great sword Excalibur in hopes of altering time and space. However, during that time, in some other world, a certain bazooka is fired and Erika finds herself in a new world.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Fran, Eruka Frog
The Elevator by Jesagon reviews
One shot; ever wondered why the wards and other protections at the ministry didn't stop five students from breaking an entry? It could have been a slight bug in the system...Ps: Rights to original story belong to JK.Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter, King of the Night Sky by jbh14 reviews
HPXNANOHA Harry is abandoned by his relatives at an early age. Later he meets the Guardian Knights and Nanoha and Fate, now watch as they Take Hogwarts by Storm. Set during 1st year. Harry replaces Hayate in this fic. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Reinforce Z. - Complete
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,983 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Ten Little Shibusen Students by Bridge7112 reviews
When Maka, Soul, Tsubaki, Ox, Harvar, Crona, Kid, Liz, Patty, and Black Star are brought to a mansion by Mrs. Tory things go from bad to worse.
Crossover - Soul Eater & And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Espada's Past by summerrayah reviews
Urahara is approached by someone who then tells him to gather Soul Society, the vizards, and Ichigo's group to witness the pasts of Starrk, Harribel, and Ulquiorra. Aizen's former prima, tres, and cuarto espadas. Currently working on Ulquiorra's Chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ulquiorra, C. Stark
In Five Pieces by Phalanx reviews
Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Monkey D Haru and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Emma Iveli reviews
AU crossover. Haru's 3rd year gets started when an escaped inmate might be after him! But who cares about that! Ron's rat is an Animagus! Now they have to find the rat to find out who he is! Also Hina, Maya and Tom have their 1st year! Please R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,851 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Luffy - Complete
The Navy by VampireApple reviews
Smoker refuses to die or retire.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Smoker - Complete
And A Child Will Lead Them by at-kb reviews
Why Hitsugaya got promoted so fast. Crack-ish, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2010 - G.S. Yamamoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Justice League by sventastic reviews
Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Die Sterne by FuryouMiko reviews
Two lost souls cry out across space and time, linked by a sense of failure and self-hate. Though they can never meet, somehow, two girls with the same voice unite.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hinata H., Fate T.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
What Happens? by sweet-and-simple reviews
Anyone ever wonder why Lambo goes 10 years into the future every time he can't stay calm?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Reborn, Lambo - Complete
The Last Ride by Sniper Artist reviews
The New World is indeed a frightening place and Jewelry Bonnie had figured that out after mere moments of her discovery. AU. Your typical One Piece/Naruto crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Naruto U., J. Bonney
Don't Mess With Liechtenstein! by wolfspeaker01 reviews
She might be small, but her big brother's got enough ammo to make up for it. Heero learns this the hard way.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Heero Y., Switzerland - Complete
Living Weapon by BemmyBean reviews
Naruto goes to take his place as a weapon in Death City, after leaving Konoha behind. He will join them in fight against the witches and Kishin.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U.
The Two KenChans by fourthx reviews
What would happen if Yachiru and Mashiro met? What if they fought? And what if Ken-chan and Ken-chan were dragged into their fight?..kinda. Summary sucks, so please read! Rated T to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Yachiru K., Mashiro - Complete
Clothes Don't Make the Superhero by Kali Cephirot reviews
but they do help - After Captain America forbid them to wear their old uniforms again, it was obvious they were going to need new ones. Good thing that Kate knows just the person to go to... ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Crossover - Incredibles & Young Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
Those Damn Marines! by Aoi24 reviews
AU. Luffy would never become a marine and he'd be terrible at it too! But if certain encounters went differently and Garp made some different decisions... Marine!Luffy, OCs, Character death, Strong!Characters
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,744 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Luffy, Ace
Fifty Nifty United States by KSFWolfe reviews
PILOT: England had forgotten how many people lived in America's house...and how they were all insane. T FOR LANGUAGE:::A series of oneshots following the lives of America's states! WHY ALRIGHT, SURE IT'S not EDUCATIONAL. -shotshotshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America, England/Britain
Pursuit of Happiness by Ulquiarra reviews
Re-typed, complete. Hopefully edited. Orihime, using her power, sees the future and decides to change it. Uniting her Espada family and rescuers, they're going to do whatever it takes to win a happy ending for everyone. Ulquihime. Gore, kinda lemony later
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Ox and Raccoon by StardustRudie reviews
Ox/Kim Ipod Challenge Fic: "There might not be a place which will accept her for what she is…" "Well then, I shall create one."
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kim D., Ox - Complete
Hullo by pretense reviews
Arrancars. In Hogwarts. Still not enough reason for you? Well, it was funny that he kept coming across that jade-eyed Ravenclaw without ever knowing his name. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
They Make Me Smile by Wyvren reviews
One Shots on the crew's thoughts and reactions to Zoro and Luffy's relationship as they join the Straw Hat family. ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Shukra by Enchantable reviews
When Mashiro Kuna is transfered from the 2nd to the 9th, she turns the Division on its head, especially for its 3rd Seat. From their time as seated officers to leaders of the Division, Mashiro and Kensei discover they just might be perfect for each other
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Mashiro, Kensei M.
Black Star: Wanted by stupid-tai reviews
Squad 7 gets a mission to capture a certain Black Star, the last surviving member of the infamous Star clan. How does this bode for the students of Shibusen? Real title won't fit Naruto/Soul Eater Crossover!: Ninja Clash in the Land of Nevada?
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Our Oath, Our Path, Our future by Aoi24 reviews
From villages that were razed, countries that were destroyed, a world whose existence is now denied. The important bond they share is of an oath they swore to uphold, to bury the past and prevent the re-emergence of such horrors. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,022 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
When all of Soul Society is That Part Of Town by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
And afterwords, when Ikkaku dragged Kira off into a corner, Kiyone turned to Nanao. "On the other hand, at least the score's even- you wouldn't believe how many lesbians I know."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Nanao I., Kiyone K. - Complete
Luffy vs Naruto by Dancing Mask reviews
Oneshot where I experiment with writing fight scenes, and add humour for the heck of it. Match between Luffy and Naruto, as you probably gathered.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Luffy - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 9,115 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Truth Hurts by summerrayah reviews
Gin steals one of Szayel's mysterious vials, but when Captain Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichik, Captain Hitsugaya, and Rangiku show up unexpectedly, his plans are altered and everything everyone thinks they know is turned upside down.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Bleached Magic by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichigo,Renji,Rukia,Toushiro, Rangiku and Byakuya go to Hogwarts to teach kidou. Meanwhile Harry and Co. are off to Hogwarts to finish 7th year. RonHerm,slight HarryGinn RenRuki,GinRan,UlquiHime
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,698 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Harry P., Orihime I. - Complete
Souldier by CarlileLovesAnime reviews
This is a oneshot written from Lal's POV about a certain, rather hilarious incident between her and Colonello. Hope you likey! Please R&R! T for swearing.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Lal Mirch, Colonnello - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Told You by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
Ryohei is a strong man, the sun guardian, to be respected by everyone...except his pregnant wife it seems. Poor Ryohei. Pray for him, pregnant Hana scares even the toughest of hitman! Ryohei/Hana with Lambo/I-pin fun. Rated T for Squalo's bad mouth XD
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ryōhei S., Hana K. - Complete
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Straw Hats P., Luffy - Complete
All Manner of Horror by Dirty Reid reviews
Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Unusual Arrangements by mrawgirl09 reviews
Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,021 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
A Ninja on a Pirate Ship by Capn Nat reviews
Just after leaving Enies Lobbie, Luffy get's a brillent idea as to who his next crewmate should be, and with a special chant his wish comes true. One-shot/Crack-Fic. Do not take this to seriously...
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Luffy - Complete
Outcomes by NorthernShinigami reviews
After finally revealing the secrete of his Kidou-type Zanpakuto at a drink in a bar, they're asking him WAHT his Kidou ability is anyway. Yumichika's answer is simple...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Yumichika A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Fear by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
A lot of things stand between Yumichika and Bankai. Like the fact that he can't even tell his best friend the truth about his sword... Friendship only. Better than summary! Give it a try! NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Viper's Gender: A Study by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
The scientist Verde has taken upon himself to solve the age old riddle of Viper's gender. Sadly, it doesn't go so well. Arcobaleno Shenanigans! Bel/Mammon at the end. Beware of falling stupidity.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Verde, 1st Storm Guardian/G - Complete
Bastards That Care by Yami Dragoness of Dark reviews
Just because they always picked on him didn’t mean they didn’t care. Skull takes a bullet and learns that being the baby of the family sets you up for being picked on, but your family still loves you. Arcobaleno Shenanigans! No pairings. Fluff and cheeze!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Skull - Complete
Spelled With A 'D' It's Nothing But Trouble by hwc reviews
He hates the letter 'D'.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Smoker - Complete
naruto cook extraordinaire by mithrilkitsune reviews
Naruto at a young age have a unespected enconter with a member of the strawhats crews. and now naruto follow the footstep of his mentor any ways possible. will contain lemon later on
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Family Card by evilchibis reviews
Ace wasn’t sure which was worse--having a famous father, or having an even more famous brother. *A vision of a possible future, set after the ending of One Piece. Contains spoilers for chapter 550*
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Shortest Straw by Napoleon Clocks reviews
Edward Elric has decided that he has the worst goddamn luck in all of Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E.
Konoha's Santoryu User by KingCheshireZorua reviews
A certain green haired swordsman, now having accomplished his mission, comes to Konohagakure and saves an eight year old Naruto. Read as the Kyuubi vessel learns the mans art and becomes a strong shinobi. Many pairings. Violence. Review!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Of Wizards and Pirates by Inumaru12 reviews
Slash/yaoi Dumbledore finds a letter left by Lily Potter about her heritage and does the spell and he accidentally summons the Straw Hats to Hogwarts. He finds that Luffy is a distant relative of Harry's. How will Hogwarts be with pirates in it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,725 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Luffy
BNW: Dark Horse by tofu-melon reviews
AU. /Marine Commodore Monkey D. Luffy/ doesn't care about pirates or Marines. He believes what he sees and decides good from bad by himself.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Smoker, Luffy - Complete
Forking Paths by Yayoi Reito reviews
A series of AU oneshots featuring 8059...#3, Mayonaka: Yamamoto never thought he'd wake up to something so very unexpected: an incubus..and he is the prey.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Jai Ho by Enchantable reviews
A cold snap forces Kensei and Mashiro to snuggle. This causes them to evaluate the side of their relationship that only seems to come out when liquor is involved. Question is, can they be something more and still be themselves?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kensei M., Mashiro - Complete
Smoker No Smoking! by Tie4 reviews
Tashigi is attempting to read a book while fending off the gift of lung cancer from her commander Smoker. However when things just get to tough for the Petty officer, what is she to do? A humorous one shot. Be sure to review!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Tashigi, Smoker - Complete
The Annual Jashin Followers Festival by Roxius reviews
Hidan is invited to go to the annual Jashin Followers Festival, but first, he has to get permission from a parent or guardian...namely, Pain. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Secrets by Tamakia'gss reviews
Yumichika finally comes out of the closet. One-shot, please R&R. I just can't help but poke fun at him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
A Mask by Glenn I reviews
Naruto choses to follow the words of a demon. How will this chose shnge his and the world's future. Naruto X Bleach NarutoXHalibelX? if any
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Escape From Impel Down! by Roseveare reviews
Crack!actionfic based on the APforums fake spoilers. Ace finds himself falling head over heels for the cute girl Luffy 'sent to rescue him'. One-sided Ace x Luffyko. Lots of crack. SPOILERS chapter 537.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ace, Luffy
Only When It Matters Most by Bituminous reviews
Colonnello finally discovers Lal Mirch is a member of the Vongola Family. Colonnello fears that sooner or later he will no longer continue to love Lal. Adult!ColonnelloxAdult!Lal. Chapter 4! Sorry for the wait!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Lal Mirch, Colonnello
Time Travel Travesty by Stalker of Stories reviews
Naruto time travel is a common theme, but we only ever see what happens to canon!Naruto when he time travels. What about all the Naruto from Alternate Timelines? Makes fun of multiple pairings het, slash, and femslash. Humor, satire, parody. for Corselli
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Blessed Are the Geeks by Kenya Starflight reviews
Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,614 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - George W., Fred W.
True Jinchuriki by Zarunak reviews
After a painful encounter with a fruit cart at the age of 6. Naruto descovers the Kyuubi and he decides that he has had enough. He swears an oath to make sure that no one ever suffers like he did. editing some of the earlier chapters, deviation aproaches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,589 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Naruto U.
In the Jounin Lounge by Stalker of Stories reviews
Anko is making a portrait, Kurenai and Asuma are NOT cuddling, Genma is making a joke, and Kakashi is amused. Genma should know better than to make fun of Gai. Just a bit of jounin-based humor and looking Underneath the Underneath.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Son of the Serpents by Andromedanaea reviews
Harry is raised by Super Villains. Marvel Comics Crossover. I have a new chapter. See my profile for the reason I have to re-post this under a new ID
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Harry P.
Embrace Your Darker Self by Inumaru12 reviews
Luffy left his old world behind for good, so he thought. Now it’s caught up to him and it doesn’t want to let go. Now he and his Nakama or going to be dragged into a war Luffy wanted nothing to do with, and a person he just wanted to forget. SLASH/Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 246 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Harry P., Luffy
Harry Potter Plot Bunnies to Kill by Innortal reviews
Serious plot bunnies in the style of the Omake Files. As requested, a second installment of the life and times of Harry Potter and his Guardian, Ranma Saotome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,770 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Sunday School With Hidan by GoesKaboom reviews
Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweet Treat by Inumaru12 reviews
For Icebender21. Luffy and Zoro find out there are a lot of fun things you can do with ice pops, and Robin enjoys watching. ZoLu Perverted!Robin rated M to be safe. One-shot
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Virtual Hokage by Type-00 reviews
Everyone loves a good video game, but Sandaime decides to make Naruto's favorite more than just a game. Much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 285 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Truancy by Nehszriah reviews
Two of gang get into trouble so Franky and Robin have to bail them out in a rather... unusual fashion. Post Enies Lobby spoilers... kind of. Set before chapter 442
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - [Robin, Franky] - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9703 - Favs: 12,680 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Silenced by rowensage reviews
AU. Usagi is mute. She has never been very good at making friends and enjoys being alone. But, one day her life is turned upside down when her mother forces her to make friends by forcing her out of the house. How will she deal?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Throught the Fire and Flames reviews
One-shot, what would happen if Hitsugaya was their when the Kurosaki's were playing Gutair Hero 3, Legends of Rock, and ukitake found out. Pointless drabbel basicly. P.S. don't own
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete