MaskedAngel18
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Joined 04-30-10, id: 2346988, Profile Updated: 05-21-14
Author has written 24 stories for Death Note, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Baccano!, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, One Piece, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Ouran High School Host Club, Left 4 Dead, and Ib.

Hello! MaskedAngel here!

If you are wondering why I chose this screenname is because the name is based off of a character I am seen doodling in school. The character is mine. I just don't have a name for her. If I could come up with a story for her as well, I would write it and probably post it here, maybe.

I've finally looked through my own profile and decided to update a few things on here. I'm still not telling who I am or where I am, but I need to update some information on the stories I'm currently writing.

Nameless (Death Note): I can finally say this now: FINISHED! It is my oldest story on this account. I think I have gone a long way since posting the first chapter, and while it was fun to write, I'm also glad that I'm done with it. This was the story that I used to see if anyone would read anything I posted here and to see if I actually had some talent at writing. I'm glad to see that this test was a success and has allowed me to expand to writing for other fandoms. I thank everyone who has reviewed/alerted/favorited this story.

Wandering Soul (Bleach): My second oldest story and one of my favorite animes. Even though my Bleach muse has easily been my most fleeting one, I'm determined to continue this! I'm pretty sure that I'm halfway through this one. I just need to go hunt down my muse and tie it down so that it won't run off on me again!

Ghost (Baccano!): I have finally updated this story! I'm sorry for the long wait.

Vessel (Kingdom Hearts): Again, I'm banging my head against the wall after seeing when the last update was. My first video game fanfic, and I've only managed to get as far as chapter 18. The plot isn't dead. I'm just suffering from writer's block on how to bridge the gap between the Castle Oblivion arc and an arc further into the story that I won't mention because I don't like giving out spoilers. Hopefully, something will come to me soon, but I make no guarantees as to how soon the next update will be.

Monster (FFVII): I just updated this one, so it should be obvious that I'm still continuing it. However, between the stories I'm closer to being done with and real life, updates will probably still be slow.

Too Late, She's Gone (Bleach): My second Bleach story, but my first AU story that involves a new OC. This story I'm planning on being only around 10 chapters, if that. It's going to be short and was inspired by all the hours I spent watching Law and Order: SVU. So, yeah, pay attention to the warning I posted on the first chapter.

Who is She? (One Piece): My latest fandom. And so far, my favorite OC. I'm as far as Water 7 now! This story is now over 2 years old and I'm STILL not even halfway through it. With any luck, the DVDs I have will help inspire me to keep writing, even if I'm mainly basing it on the manga.

The Phantom of the Opera: One Piece Style: The title should say it all. What's more, it involves my current two favorite pirate crews! So far, only the prologue is up, but once I finish tweaking a few minor characters on the final cast list, the next chapter will be up.

Shooting Star (Fullmetal Alchemist): I am ashamed to say this, but this story is on hiatus for now. It bugs me that this happened, but the plot just fizzled on me and I don't have the time between everything else to try to revive it. I might come back to it if I finish up most of my other stories and only have one or two others that are in progress. But right now I just have too much. Sorry it took me so long to finally admit this.

Stay Away (Durarara): Yes, I started another story. However, due to everything else I'm trying to get done, this story will most likely not take priority for a while. So don't hold your breath about the next update.

I'm Here (Ouran Host Club): New story! However, this makes 9 ongoing stories I'm currently writing. -.-' I'm a bit more impulsive with my writing than I am with anything else, so sorry if I keep writing something other than updates for my older stories. Everything will still get done! I am actually surprised at how popular Sachiko is. I didn't think people would find her that interesting for some reason. I am pleased. :)

Dear Diary: Are We Going to Die? (Left 4 Dead 2): Don't worry people who are reading my other stories! This is mainly a one-shot for now. If I can figure out how to write out a plot based on this piece, I will pursue this further. But it is not taking priority right now, I have too much that I need to get done first (Damn my impulsive writing).

Now, as far as pairings go in my stories so far:

Death Note: Unless you haven't read this yet, it should be quite obvious that this is a Mello/OC story. The only question is whether or not the story will end in their favor.

Bleach: As far as Shizuko goes, I have made small hints at a pairing between her and Shinji. However, whether or not I will do anything with it is still up in the air. As for Toshiko, my newer Bleach OC, there is a stronger possibility of her getting paired with one of the canon characters. Who? I'll leave you guys to guess, but I think I left some subtle hints in my AU story. However, whether or not things will end in her favor is still in question.

Kingdom Hearts: I've made this one clear. Nixa (Nia) and Axel. I even made a Valentine's two-shot about them! However, I always think things should go slow, so they're still at the "just friends" stage. Probably be a bit hard to advance past that without hearts, but will they succeed anyway?

Final Fantasy VII: I've said this in the summary, so there's no point in hiding it. Reno and Nia. Yes, the same OC from Kingdom Hearts, however, there are some changes to her character since she grew up in a different environment. I was just too lazy to come up with a brand new OC when I started writing this story, but I think it'll work out. Story is still in its beginning stages, so they aren't even thinking of each other as friends at the moment. Again, I'm taking it slow.

Baccano!: No pairings here for my OC. I made this with absolutely no intent on throwing romance into the mix. After all, Alice is too busy stealing and running on a train filled with people shooting at each other to think of hooking up with someone.

One Piece: As of now, there is no pairing in the story for my OC. However, I do have an idea as to who I might pair Terra/Myka up with. But I will not say who because any possibility of a romance in this story won't be until much later. Right now, Terra is too busy trying to figure out just who the hell she is.

Ouran Host Club: As said in the summary, Hikaru and the OC, Sachiko. I just started this, so romance isn't on any of the characters' mind at the moment.

That is all concerning my current stories.

I reposted this from someone else's profile. It is not mine, I just like it. Scratch that. I don't like it, I LOVE it!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Do YOU remember the Nineties??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...


My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" - W. C. Fields

"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention"

If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield that the bug hits.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.

"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."

-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.”

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. X Games Baby!!!!!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total= 6

COPY AND PASTE AND COPY AND PASTE AND COP...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

Good friends give you a tisue when you upset, best friends knock the lights out of whoever did it to you.
You go shopping with good friends and they buy everything, you go shopping with best friends and they steal everything and tell you to run!
A good friend will bail you out of jail and tell you that everyone makes mistakes, a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that that was fun.
A good friend will give you an umbrella when it's raining, a best friend will steal your umbrella and run.
A good friend asks you what's wrong when you're upset, a best friend knows what's wrong and will fix it.
A good friend will go to your funeral, a best friend will be lying in the casket right next to you.
Good friends will help you up when you fall, a best friend will point at you and laugh.
Good friends will let you make a fool of yourself, a best friend will be right up there with you.
Good friends will ask you for your number, a best friend will ask you for their number.
Good friends come and go, but best friends are there to stay.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
-If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
-If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile
->>The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you hate racism, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
-90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10% yelling JUMP!!!!
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I have an invisable taser and more (invisable) weapons in my invisable weapons vault so FEAR ME! And stay away from my cookies 'cause they're mine!

One day a girl walked up to a boy.
"Do you like me?" , She asked.
"No." , He answered.
"Do you want me?" , She asked.
"No." , He answered.
"Will you date me?" , She asked.
"No." , He answered.
"Will you live for me?" , She asked.
"No." , He answered.

The girl ran off crying , and the boy walked over to her.

"I don't like you , I love you. I don't want you , I need you. I don't want to date you , I want to marry you. I won't live for you. I'll die fighting for you." , He said.

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I was going to take over the world but got distracted by something sparkly. :)

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Therapist=the/rapist... scary thought.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in.

Tell the truth and run.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Madness? THIS...IS...SPARTA!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Girls can do what boys can do. And we can do it in high heels!

I wonder if gay people say, "Thats so straight!"

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

-I didn't hit u... i simply just high-fived your face.

-Don't hit kids... No. Seriously, they have guns now.

-War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left

-whoops, forgot to be normal...

-"Way to go!""I do not understand. Where did I go, and which way did I take?"

-Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is free.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-You can't spell Awesome with out ME!

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile. I always mean it!!

-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

97% of teens would cry

If they saw Edward Cullen

On a skyscraper, about to jump.

3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell,

"DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKILY RETARD!!"

If you are a 3% put this on your page.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

In case you're wondering where I found this, I got it from a poster.

Murphy's Law

Murphy was an optimist

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Interchangeable parts - won't.

Leakproof seals - will.

Self starters - will not.

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cents fuse by blowing first.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.

Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.

When a broken appliance is demostrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of imcompetence, and then remains there.

No one's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

No matter how long or hard you shop for an item. After you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

The other line always moves faster.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.

If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.

90% of everything is crud.

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.

Never eat prunes when you are famished.

Nature is a mother.

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!

There is always one more bug.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.

The race is not always to the swiftest nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

There's never time to do it right. But there's always time to do it over.

A smith and a wesson beats four aces.

That's all that was on the poster.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open you library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...and a lot of songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: I Like It Rough by Lady Gaga

Waking Up: Whatcha Think About That by The Pussycat Dolls

First Day At School: Why Not by Hilary Duff

Falling In Love: Beat of My Heart by Hilary Duff

Fight Song: Breathe Again by Sara Bareilles

Breaking Up: Song of the Century by Green Day

Prom night: Hundred by The Fray

Life: Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

Mental Breakdown: American Idiot by Green Day

Driving: Turn It Off by Paramore

Flashback: Everytime You Turn Around by Daughtry

Getting back together: I Got Money Now by Pink

Wedding: Cloud Nine by Evanescence

Personally, I'm not sure about this line up. It would be interesting to see this in a movie (or horrible, depending on how you want to look at it).

Another Random Song Thingy

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Happiness (I wish...)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Over My Head (Cable Car) (Ummm...there should be a ceiling over my head when I wake up.)

3. Your teacher is...

The Static Age (Like this would be the first time someone cracks a joke about their teachers' age whatever it is)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

East Jesus Nowhere (????)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

Fingerprints (Ugh, none of my answers make sense!)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Peacemaker (What do you know, something that makes sense...)

7. How do you feel right now?

Someone Who Cares (The song lyrics make more sense than the title, even though that's not what I'm feeling.)

8. What's on your bedside table right now?

I'd Come for You (...Should I even bother commenting on the lack of sense here...)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Going Under (This is a lie! I don't do drugs!)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Only Time (Yeah, that's right. I've got a time machine!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Homesick at Space Camp (Apparently I was on the moon...)

12. If you had to write a FanFic right now, what would it be called?

Careful (A story about a klutz. Wait, I think that made sense...)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

12 Track 12 (My computer didn't recognize one of my FOB CDs. Once again, my answers make little sense.)

14. Your life's theme song?

Fairytale (I will admit to daydreaming while being tied to the ground.)

15. How would you describe what you are doing at this moment?

Symphony No. 3 in E-flat major, Op. 55, "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allergo Vivace (WTF? That's the only way to describe this.)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Origin (So they could remember why I'm jumping off a building in the first...wow I suck at comebacks)

17. Your motto is...

Just to Get High (I believe I already said that I don't do drugs.)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Extraordinary Girl (Uhhhh...)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Cold Wind Blows (At least I have a blanket)

20. Any last words?

Mona Lisa (...Whatever. I had given up on an answer that would make sense several questions ago.)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Hailey asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Hailey for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Hailey was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. On second thought, I'll shoot him, then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of a cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mindset.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, naked mole rat, or whatever sickeningly-cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say, "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply, "This," and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say, "Oh well," and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However, before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment Room.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror, "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be, "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the twelve Stones of Power on the sacred altar, then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of, "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89. After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your _% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, You will be cursed and die a virgin! lowest number u have then more you've done!
1.[ ]Smoked weed and or cigarettes
2.[x]Drank alcohol
3.[x]Cried when someone died.
4.[x]Been drunk.
5.[ ]Had sex.
6.[x]Been to a concert.
7.[ ]Given/received a hand-job.
8.[ ]Given/received a blow-job.
9.[x]Been verbally harassed
10.[x]Verbally harassed somebody
11.[ ]Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12.[x]Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13.[ ]Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.[ ]Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.[ ]Been to prom.
16.[x]Cried at school.
17.[ ]Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.[ ]Went streaking
19.[ ]Given or received a lap dance.
20.[x]Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21.[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.[ ] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23.[ ] Kissed a stranger.
24.[x] Hugged a stranger.
25.[ ] Went scuba diving.
26.[x] Driven a car.
27.[ ] Gotten an x-ray.
28.[ ] Hit by a car.
29.[ ] Had a party.
30.[ ] Done serious drugs.
31.[ ] Played strip anything.
32.[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
33.[ ] Ran away from home.
34.[x] Broken/Sprained a bone.
35.[x] Eaten sushi.
36.[ ] Bought porn.
37.[ ] Watched porn.
38.[ ] Made porn.
39.[ ] Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.[ ] Been in love.
41.[ ] Frenched kissed.
42.[x] Laughed so hard you cried.
43.[x] Cried yourself to sleep.
44.[x] Laughed yourself to sleep
45.[ ] Shot a gun.
47.[ ] Stabbed yourself.
46.[ ] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.[x] Watched an animal die.
51.[ ] Watched a person die.
52.[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.[x] Pranked somebody.
54.[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
55.[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.[ ] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.[ ] Dressed preppy.
58.[ ] Dressed goth.
59.[ ] Dressed punk.
60.[ ] Been to a motocross race.
61.[x] Avoided somebody.
62.[ ] Been stalked.
63.[ ] Stalked someone
64.[ ] Met a celebrity.
65.[x] Played an instrument.
66.[x] Ridden a horse.
67.[ ] Cut yourself.
68.[ ] Bungee jumped.
69.[ ] Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.[ ] Been to a wild party.
71.[ ] Got caught stealing something.
72.[x] Kicked a guy in the balls. (My shoe flew across the room and hit him there, does that count?)
73.[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (God i was so young)
74.[ ] Went out with your friend's crush.
75.[ ] Got arrested.
76.[ ] Been/gotten someone pregnant.
77.[x] Babysat.
78.[ ] Been to another country.
79.[ ] Started your house on fire.
80.[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.[x] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.[ ] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83.[ ] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84.[ ] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85.[x] Sat on your butt all day.
86.[ ] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.[x] Had a job.
88.[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.[ ] Been called a whore.
90.[ ] Danced like a whore.
91.[ ] Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.[ ] Been in a car accident.
93.[ ] Been told you have beautiful eyes
94.[x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.[ ] Raped somebody
96.[x] Danced in the rain.
97.[ ] Been rejected.
98.[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.[ ] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.[ ] Been raped

69% for me

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

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Mile High Club by Miss.Sunday56 reviews
"What's the mile high club?" Sounding interested. "How come you guys never told me?" "Because Luffy," Pointing a finger at her. "You never wanted to do the night shifts!" "Well you could have told me that you guys played a game, I would have asked for night shifts sooner." Looking hurt. "So who's all in the club?" "Basically everyone but you Luffy." "Oh... Well how do I join?"
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2013 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Loveless by March Rosenqueen reviews
If only she fell for her friends instead, it will be far easier than what she is feeling now. But with one Trafalgar Law, it never can be simple like that. The man was complicated after all. LawxFem!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,359 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Waiting on the Revolution by lovova reviews
Red Vs. Blue: When the revolution starts, Grif is the first to die. But he doesn't have to wait for the others long.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Subtract, Add, Unite and Conquer by Miss Bright reviews
Mello, Matt and Near hold the key to Allie's forgotten past. Meanwhile, Light finds himself faced with a new, deadly alliance. Half AU, half canon. Mello x OC; also featuring Matt, the SPK and Mogi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 190,490 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Mello, A - Complete
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Who Is She? reviews
Terra spent a year in the middle of East Blue with amnesia. When she joins Luffy's crew on the chance that she might remember something, she realizes that a lot of people want her dead for no reason. Does she still want to remember at this point?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 331,860 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
Secret Santa reviews
The Straw Hats decide to do Secret Santa this year for Christmas! However, one of them forgets to get their person a present. What will they do? Holiday one-shot accompaniment to the story "Who Is She?"
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Straw Hats P., OC - Complete
Ghost reviews
A thief that nobody notices or sees gets caught up in the events surrounding the Gandor and Martillo family, as well as ending up on a blood-soaked train. What does she do? Not just stand there and watch, that's for sure. T just in case.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/11/2010 - OC
I'm Here reviews
Another vase gets broken by an introverted girl. She's now the chore-girl. However, she doesn't seem to want to have anything to do with other people. Can the Host Club figure her out and help her? How about a certain set of twins? HikaruxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,966 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H., OC
How It All Began reviews
We all know all the possible ways that this story ended, but it only began one way. Just what was it that brought two people into Guertena's World? Who was it that invited Ib over through the writings on the wall?
Ib - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Ib/Eve, Mary - Complete
My Gift To You reviews
Christmas one-shot based on the story Who Is She? This time, it's focused on Myka and Connor during their childhood days. Even during the holidays, the two have it rough. But, even during the hard times, Connor finds out what to give his sister to try to cheer her up.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - OC - Complete
Red-Leg vs Speed Demon reviews
Red-Leg Zeff comes across a dangerous person in the East Blue. One-shot request. Connected to the story "Who Is She?" This time, the scene is centered around Katie.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Zeff, OC - Complete
Just Another Day reviews
What one can expect from a typical day at sea as Terra travels with the Straw Hats. One-shot request. Ties in with the story "Who Is She?" Rating for a little language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Straw Hats P., OC - Complete
The Exception reviews
Myka is a heartless pirate. That is a fact. She kills every single one of her former crewmates without hesitation or remorse. That is also a fact...right? One-shot request for guisniperman. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - OC - Complete
What's Valentine's Day? reviews
A holiday of love? That sounded completely stupid to Terra. Besides, how does one celebrate the holiday when they don't have a love for anything in the first place? Based off of "Who Is She?" Valentine's Day one-shot to all of my awesome readers!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Vessel reviews
She keeps her heart open for everyone. She is their comfort, but also their host. However the side effects are killing her in a sense. What will he do? What can he do? Can he save her? Or will he have no choice but to end her? She means everything to him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Axel
Gingerbread reviews
Holiday one-shot based off of the Gingerbread Man poem. Stars Myka from "Who Is She?" Even a gingerbread man is going to want to stop running at some point.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Luffy, OC - Complete
Wandering Soul reviews
A girl wanders into town with hollows chasing her. Aizen wants something from her. Can Ichigo and the vizards prevent Aizen from getting her? Just what does he want from her? Rated T for just in case.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,888 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Shinji H.
Dear Diary: Are We Going to Die? reviews
The diary entries of 8-year-old May as everything fell into chaos. One-shot right now. Might continue. T for mentions of blood.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - OC
Monster reviews
To her, it is a parasite. It slowly eats away at her, turning her into a monster. Is there any help for her at all or is she doomed to an end that will kill everyone she came to trust and love as well as kill her soul? Eventual RenoXOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Reno, OC
The Phantom of the Opera: One Piece Style reviews
Basically what the title says. Myka is stuck with the decision of staying with the Straw Hats or joining the Heart Pirates. As conflicting as that is, everything becomes more interesting when everyone gets thrown into a popular play. T for some language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Straw Hats P., Heart P., OC
Stay Away reviews
An old friend returns to the city for a book release. However, she wants nothing to do with anyone who was her friend. Why is that? What is she afraid of? What was she hiding? All of the avoiding just annoys a certain blonde bartender. He wants answers.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Shizuo H., OC
Nameless reviews
What happens when someone that Kira can't kill gets involved in the case? What does Mello do when he finds out? Would he be able to beat Kira in time, or would she end up a sacrifice he doesn't want to make? T mainly for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,375 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Mello, OC - Complete
Too Late, She's Gone reviews
Do you really know what you have when you have it? Or do you not realize what you have until it's gone? Out of your reach and possibly never to return? This is a lesson Renji learns the hard way. But is it really too late to act? Read the warnings inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Renji A.
Nobodies don't do Valentine's Day, do they? reviews
Late Valentine two-shot. T is for a bit of language. Anyway, Axel says Nobodies can't celebrate the holiday, but Demyx tries to prove him wrong by implying that he'll ask Nixa out. What is Axel to do? Kill Demyx? Hopefully not.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Axel, Demyx, OC - Complete
All I Want For Christmas reviews
A Christmas special for you FF7 fans! Especially for you Reno fans! No one wants to spend Christmas alone. T for language. RenoxOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Reno, OC - Complete
Peace: According to You reviews
One-shot featuring Mello, Light, and Peace. Song is According to You by Orianthi. T for language. Basically, Peace is torn between Mello and Light. Story better than summary.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Mello - Complete
FriendsBest Friends Death Note Style reviews
A one shot based off of the Friends/Best Friends thing seen on some profiles. T just in case. MelloXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Mello, Matt, OC - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
An old friend joins up with Ed and Al as they fight against the homunculus and try to regain their original bodies. T just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.