Author has written 23 stories for Death Note, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Baccano!, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, One Piece, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Ouran High School Host Club, Left 4 Dead, and Ib.
Hello! MaskedAngel here!
If you are wondering why I chose this screenname is because the name is based off of a character I am seen doodling in school. The character is mine. I just don't have a name for her. If I could come up with a story for her as well, I would write it and probably post it here, maybe.
I've finally looked through my own profile and decided to update a few things on here. I'm still not telling who I am or where I am, but I need to update some information on the stories I'm currently writing.
Nameless (Death Note): I can finally say this now: FINISHED! It is my oldest, and so far longest, story on this account. I think I have gone a long way since posting the first chapter, and while it was fun to write, I'm also glad that I'm done with it. This was the story that I used to see if anyone would read anything I posted here and to see if I actually had some talent at writing. I'm glad to see that this test was a success and has allowed me to expand to writing for other fandoms. I thank everyone who has reviewed/alerted/favorited this story.
Wandering Soul (Bleach): My second oldest story and one of my favorite animes. Even though my Bleach muse has easily been my most fleeting one, I'm determined to continue this! I'm pretty sure that I'm halfway through this one. I just need to go hunt down my muse and tie it down so that it won't run off on me again!
Ghost (Baccano!): I have finally updated this story! I'm sorry for the long wait.
Vessel (Kingdom Hearts): Again, I'm banging my head against the wall after seeing when the last update was. My first video game fanfic, and I've only managed to get as far as chapter 18. The plot isn't dead. I'm just suffering from writer's block on how to bridge the gap between the Castle Oblivion arc and an arc further into the story that I won't mention because I don't like giving out spoilers. Hopefully, something will come to me soon, but I make no guarantees as to how soon the next update will be.
Monster (FFVII): I just updated this one, so it should be obvious that I'm still continuing it. However, between the stories I'm closer to being done with and real life, updates will probably still be slow.
Too Late, She's Gone (Bleach): My second Bleach story, but my first AU story that involves a new OC. This story I'm planning on being only around 10 chapters, if that. It's going to be short and was inspired by all the hours I spent watching Law and Order: SVU. So, yeah, pay attention to the warning I posted on the first chapter.
Who is She? (One Piece): My latest fandom. And so far, my favorite OC. I'm as far as Alabasta now! This story is now a year old and I'm not even halfway through it. With any luck, the DVDs I have will help inspire me to keep writing, even if I'm mainly basing it on the manga.
The Phantom of the Opera: One Piece Style: The title should say it all. What's more, it involves my current two favorite pirate crews! So far, only the prologue is up, but once I finish tweaking a few minor characters on the final cast list, the next chapter will be up.
Shooting Star (Fullmetal Alchemist): I am ashamed to say this, but this story is on hiatus for now. It bugs me that this happened, but the plot just fizzled on me and I don't have the time between everything else to try to revive it. I might come back to it if I finish up most of my other stories and only have one or two others that are in progress. But right now I just have too much. Sorry it took me so long to finally admit this.
Stay Away (Durarara): Yes, I started another story. However, due to everything else I'm trying to get done, this story will most likely not take priority for a while. So don't hold your breath about the next update.
I'm Here (Ouran Host Club): New story! However, this makes 9 ongoing stories I'm currently writing. -.-' I'm a bit more impulsive with my writing than I am with anything else, so sorry if I keep writing something other than updates for my older stories. Everything will still get done! I am actually surprised at how popular Sachiko is. I didn't think people would find her that interesting for some reason. I am pleased. :)
Dear Diary: Are We Going to Die? (Left 4 Dead 2): Don't worry people who are reading my other stories! This is mainly a one-shot for now. If I can figure out how to write out a plot based on this piece, I will pursue this further. But it is not taking priority right now, I have too much that I need to get done first (Damn my impulsive writing).
Now, as far as pairings go in my stories so far:
Death Note: Unless you haven't read this yet, it should be quite obvious that this is a Mello/OC story. The only question is whether or not the story will end in their favor.
Bleach: As far as Shizuko goes, I have made small hints at a pairing between her and Shinji. However, whether or not I will do anything with it is still up in the air. As for Toshiko, my newer Bleach OC, there is a stronger possibility of her getting paired with one of the canon characters. Who? I'll leave you guys to guess, but I think I left some subtle hints in my AU story. However, whether or not things will end in her favor is still in question.
Kingdom Hearts: I've made this one clear. Nixa (Nia) and Axel. I even made a Valentine's two-shot about them! However, I always think things should go slow, so they're still at the "just friends" stage. Probably be a bit hard to advance past that without hearts, but will they succeed anyway?
Final Fantasy VII: I've said this in the summary, so there's no point in hiding it. Reno and Nia. Yes, the same OC from Kingdom Hearts, however, there are some changes to her character since she grew up in a different environment. I was just too lazy to come up with a brand new OC when I started writing this story, but I think it'll work out. Story is still in its beginning stages, so they aren't even thinking of each other as friends at the moment. Again, I'm taking it slow.
Baccano!: No pairings here for my OC. I made this with absolutely no intent on throwing romance into the mix. After all, Alice is too busy stealing and running on a train filled with people shooting at each other to think of hooking up with someone.
One Piece: As of now, there is no pairing in the story for my OC. However, I do have an idea as to who I might pair Terra/Myka up with. But I will not say who because any possibility of a romance in this story won't be until much later. Right now, Terra is too busy trying to figure out just who the hell she is.
Ouran Host Club: As said in the summary, Hikaru and the OC, Sachiko. I just started this, so romance isn't on any of the characters' mind at the moment.
That is all concerning my current stories.
How is it that so many people would read my updates in one night and then none of them would review? -_- That seems a bit ridiculous.
I reposted this from someone else's profile. It is not mine, I just like it. Scratch that. I don't like it, I LOVE it!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.
BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
Do YOU remember the Nineties??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" - W. C. Fields
"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention"
If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield that the bug hits.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.
"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."
-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)
“Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.”
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
COPY AND PASTE AND COPY AND PASTE AND COP...
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
Good friends give you a tisue when you upset, best friends knock the lights out of whoever did it to you.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
I have an invisable taser and more (invisable) weapons in my invisable weapons vault so FEAR ME! And stay away from my cookies 'cause they're mine!
One day a girl walked up to a boy.
The girl ran off crying , and the boy walked over to her.
"I don't like you , I love you. I don't want you , I need you. I don't want to date you , I want to marry you. I won't live for you. I'll die fighting for you." , He said.
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I was going to take over the world but got distracted by something sparkly. :)
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Therapist=the/rapist... scary thought.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in.
Tell the truth and run.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Girls can do what boys can do. And we can do it in high heels!
I wonder if gay people say, "Thats so straight!"
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
-I didn't hit u... i simply just high-fived your face.
-Don't hit kids... No. Seriously, they have guns now.
-War does not determine who is right...war determines who is left
-whoops, forgot to be normal...
-"Way to go!""I do not understand. Where did I go, and which way did I take?"
-Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is free.
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
-You can't spell Awesome with out ME!
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile. I always mean it!!
-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
97% of teens would cry
If they saw Edward Cullen
On a skyscraper, about to jump.
3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell,
"DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKILY RETARD!!"
If you are a 3% put this on your page.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
In case you're wondering where I found this, I got it from a poster.
Murphy was an optimist
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Interchangeable parts - won't.
Leakproof seals - will.
Self starters - will not.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cents fuse by blowing first.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
When a broken appliance is demostrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of imcompetence, and then remains there.
No one's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item. After you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The other line always moves faster.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.
90% of everything is crud.
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Nature is a mother.
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
There is always one more bug.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
The race is not always to the swiftest nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.
Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
There's never time to do it right. But there's always time to do it over.
A smith and a wesson beats four aces.
That's all that was on the poster.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open you library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...and a lot of songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: I Like It Rough by Lady Gaga
Waking Up: Whatcha Think About That by The Pussycat Dolls
First Day At School: Why Not by Hilary Duff
Falling In Love: Beat of My Heart by Hilary Duff
Fight Song: Breathe Again by Sara Bareilles
Breaking Up: Song of the Century by Green Day
Prom night: Hundred by The Fray
Life: Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
Mental Breakdown: American Idiot by Green Day
Driving: Turn It Off by Paramore
Flashback: Everytime You Turn Around by Daughtry
Getting back together: I Got Money Now by Pink
Wedding: Cloud Nine by Evanescence
Personally, I'm not sure about this line up. It would be interesting to see this in a movie (or horrible, depending on how you want to look at it).
Another Random Song Thingy
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Happiness (I wish...)
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Over My Head (Cable Car) (Ummm...there should be a ceiling over my head when I wake up.)
3. Your teacher is...
The Static Age (Like this would be the first time someone cracks a joke about their teachers' age whatever it is)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
East Jesus Nowhere (????)
5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Fingerprints (Ugh, none of my answers make sense!)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Peacemaker (What do you know, something that makes sense...)
7. How do you feel right now?
Someone Who Cares (The song lyrics make more sense than the title, even though that's not what I'm feeling.)
8. What's on your bedside table right now?
I'd Come for You (...Should I even bother commenting on the lack of sense here...)
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Going Under (This is a lie! I don't do drugs!)
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Only Time (Yeah, that's right. I've got a time machine!)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Homesick at Space Camp (Apparently I was on the moon...)
12. If you had to write a FanFic right now, what would it be called?
Careful (A story about a klutz. Wait, I think that made sense...)
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
12 Track 12 (My computer didn't recognize one of my FOB CDs. Once again, my answers make little sense.)
14. Your life's theme song?
Fairytale (I will admit to daydreaming while being tied to the ground.)
15. How would you describe what you are doing at this moment?
Symphony No. 3 in E-flat major, Op. 55, "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allergo Vivace (WTF? That's the only way to describe this.)
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Origin (So they could remember why I'm jumping off a building in the first...wow I suck at comebacks)
17. Your motto is...
Just to Get High (I believe I already said that I don't do drugs.)
18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Extraordinary Girl (Uhhhh...)
19. What did you dream about tonight?
Cold Wind Blows (At least I have a blanket)
20. Any last words?
Mona Lisa (...Whatever. I had given up on an answer that would make sense several questions ago.)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Hailey asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Hailey for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Hailey was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your _% Virgin. If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, You will be cursed and die a virgin! lowest number u have then more you've done!
69% for me
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
"They hurt her"
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
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