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Joined 04-30-10, id: 2347131, Profile Updated: 07-16-12
Author has written 20 stories for Generator Rex, Warriors, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

((I completely cleaned out my ENTIRE profile, because that piece of immature crap was written two years ago. So, I'm starting over!))

Hello there! My name is Hawky. You may call me what you like, however. I don't really care.

I have been on Fanfiction for a long time, but haven't actually been on typing for over a year. Curse my ipod- I can read on there and it's more comfortable, so I haven't actually sat down and typed anything for awhile now! Sorry!

Anyway, there's a few things I want to touch down with you guys on. All of them relating to the stories I have been writing.

First of all, apparently, I did not realise what "In character" was a year ago. I go back and read what I wrote, and want to break my own hands for writing such trash. Honestly. TRASH IS WHAT IT IS. And I'm ashamed. Therefore; I will be doing a clean out of all the stories that no longer have any actual good meaing. (Knowing me, this will probably not be much. I tend to be a pack rat. Hehe...)) Tell me if there's any you want to keep around just for laughs or good times.

I actually don't have much to type here. Looking back on my old profile, I blush and get flustered to believe that I was that immature last year. I'm glad to be getting rid of it! Hehe...

I guess I should tell a bit about myself... hm...

Well, my name is Hawky. This is a pen name, obviously. Anyone who names their child "Hawky" has something going wrong for them. I'm currently floundering in thought of going to highschool. I'm going into the ninth grade and find it terrifying. First of all, I have moved recently, so I am a bit out of place still. I still miss my old friends and town, and sometimes wish I could have stayed. That, however, was not my choice. Anyway, the only reason I'm scared of going to highschool- well, perhaps scared is not the right word. More like... stressed out.- is because I'll /have/ to become that A student if I ever hope to go to college. Some day, I hope to go to a school for artistics. (My deviantART name is HawkyTheArsonist if your interested in some half assed Homestuck chibis.)

I've come to terms with a few issues in my life. One including being bipolar. This was not very much a shock for me, as I've often noticed and been told about my fluctuation emotions, and are dealing with it accordingly. Accordingly means not at all, professionally. :) I'm perfectly fine and live a happy life, no reason to spend money on medication that will result in a mental fuck up of my entire emotion range.

Anyway, away from that sad exucse for a profile...

On to the more imporant facts that you people actally care about for some fucked up reason.

My writing.

I'm sorry to say...

...and so VERY ASHAMED...

... that I have read... Homestuck... and now... *sniffs* and now...

... There needs to be something like... Homestuck Anonymous or something...

... Because I went to ConnectiCon 2012... and I was Sollux.

SOLLUX, DAMMIT.

As much as I rant and rave about how you should never read Homestuck, I do fucking love that troll...

And Karkat... Solkat for the win. /SHOT.

I'm going to resisting posting anything Homestuck related here. Unless you want me to...

ON THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FRONT:

Only because, anyone who knows me knows that FMA rivals with Homestuck currently as my top favorite fandom. Stories will be regulary posted about Fullmetal Alchemist. Don't you worry. :) RoyEd is my OTP for this currently, but only when Edward is... eh... older. I'm sorry to say, guys, I'm starting to realise the high factor of ROY BEING A PEDOPHILE IN THIS PAIRING.

I DO NOT.

WANT.

A PEDOBEAR-ROY.

AND NEITHER DO YOU.

Generator Rex:

DEAD. I haven't kept up with it. At all. Is it over yet? I don't know! ._.; Don't ask for stories of this fandom. You will get old as hell SHIT. I don't even remember half of it. NNNNOPE.

I have become infatuated with the thought of writing my own book... So I might not even post that much.

Anyway, I'm rambling, and will probably regret typing this later. Bye!

Hawky

((Stuff from the old profile that I couldn't help but not toss.))

NEW IDEAS

The Woes and Tales of Team Mustang (And Friends) -

If you've read and liked Edwards Alchemy Book, you're going to love this! I got a hold of everyones diarys, and now I'm exploiting them to YOU!

Claws of Steel-

Chimera!Ed fic. Running Wild is an eventual RoyEd fic, and I know some poeple just want a good Chimera fiction. Well, this will be it. Different in almost everyway. Read this if you don't want to read a RoyEd!Chimera fic. (Or, you know... both... XD)

Waking Up In Your Arms -

A soon to be collection of fuzzy wuzzy RoyEd one-shots. Just them. Being cute. Read if you like cuteness!

Drugged and Caffeinated-

Oh crap. Ed got drugged. And drank AMPs. We're screwed. Two-shot. He's NOT drugged and caffeinated at the same time! COME ON! (May turn into RoyEd, not sure yet. I litterally just thought of this while taking a sip of coffee at my desk NOW!)

Hot As Hell -

Title says it all. It's a heat-wave in Central, and taking it's toll on EVERYONE. One-shot. (May be Parental!RoyEd, but knowing me you never know. I just thought of this one too. Because, right now, it's HOT AS HELL. As my family puts it, "Not even the devil wants to be here because it's too damn hot!" Then I say, "Well, as you have put so many times, the devil is standing right in front of you!")

Water Drowns Fire-

A never ending downpour in Central. Only one person is loving it, and he needs to stay out of the rain befoe he gets electricuted! Possible RoyEd Fic. Thought of it NOW. I really wish it would rain... I LOVE rain...

COPY AND PASTES BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, I STILL LOVE THEM.

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If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
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93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who hasn't yet converted to rap music and likes rock still, put this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this into your profile

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd when people gawk at them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

f you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

If you love the world, put this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are proud to call yourself weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to copy and paste things, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have an un- healthy obsession with Fullmetal Alchemist, copy & paste this to your profile

If you have ever bumped into an inanimate object--and then blamed the object, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever gotten insulted and said 'Thank You', copy & paste this to your profile.

If you ever got pulled into an arguement you had nothing to do with, copy & paste this to your profile

If you ever started running into walls for your own amusement, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever grinned so much that someone asked you if you forgot your medicine, copy & paste this to your profile

If you ever needed to scavage for food because your parents forgot to buy groceries, copy & paste this to your profile

If you LOVE meat but love animals, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you usually have no clue in what your relatives are talking about, copy & paste this to your profile.

Sterotypes. I know! I hate them too! Bold the ones you are!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.

I am HUMAN, so I MUST be ME.

Hawky

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The Bet of the Year by jarnsaxa reviews
"It was the bet of the year... Roy Mustang against three people... Roy Mustang against piles of paperwork. Roy Mustang against sex." lots of UST, teasing & dirty tricks. torturing Roy ;-P RoyxEd, other mentioned, yaoi. Spoilers for the first anime&Co
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 235,818 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 428,624 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Not My Job by AlexMercer125 reviews
A young Rex is late to training and Six is tired of waiting. Upon finding Rex is sick, and he is the only one able to take care of him, Six finds that he might just care about the little nuisance. Now Complete. Also known as "You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!" (Name changed from Jessk13)
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rex S., Agent Six, Dr. Holiday, Bobo H. - Complete
233 Kelvin by Rydia Asuka reviews
When a routine inspection to the Briggs supply lines goes wrong, it's a race against time and freezing temperatures as Ed tries to get the locals out of there alive...and Roy tries to get Ed out. Parental!Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fever Pitch by Tyndall Blue reviews
Edward never expected to see combat, let alone forced to endure it at Mustang's side. War changes everything. We're finally getting somewhere. The plot will take off running next chapter. Rating for angst and questionable Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,587 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Affirmation by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Bunchles of drabbles based off the lyrics of the song Affirmation, This is going to be RoyXEd centric. Edited by Meep rated for swearing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
After School Special by nochick-fics reviews
Principal Roy Mustang finds himself strangely drawn to the school's newest student, a quiet social outcast with a metal arm and leg...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,074 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Beauty and the BastarBeast by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Roy is a gifted, but vain alchemist, who refuses to share his secrets, and was curse because of it. Edward is the odd one out in his new town; he is as intelligent as he is handsome. Is it fate that draws them together? Or something else? RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,871 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - [Roy M., Edward E.] [Alphonse E., Winry R.] - Complete
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Lost In Your Arms by JeffTheKillerLovesKnives reviews
The team and Al put Roy and Ed on an island for a few weeks and Roy and Ed find out things. Horrible summary. Sorry. RoyxEd yaoi. If you dislike. Don't read! Rated M for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
We Are One by CheetahGirl69 reviews
A tale of the Signless as he grows and learns. Future romance with the Disciple, companionship with the Psiioniic, and the maternal nature of the Dolorosa. Rated M in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple
Suddenly Earthstuck by Tavychu reviews
What would happen if the trolls were summoned from Alternia to live in earth? And then what would happen if they became human in the process? See how the trolls cope in a completely different culture, and how the four kids decide they are going to deal with these newcomers. A comical homestuck fanfiction.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
The Problem with having a Seadweller Girlfriend by KrisMaria97 reviews
Sollux and Feferi share their first kiss! However, a problem for Sollox presents itself when he wipes his face with a wet towel. What happens? Who will help? Will they be willing? How will Feferi react when she finds out? Will she? OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS! Yaoi in later chapters. FLUFFINESS! c: COMPLETE!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Asylum by Strix 4 reviews
AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,313 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Nightmare Awakened by kuraudosoturaifu reviews
Karkat Vantas is in his second year of college, and is finding himself frequently haunted by dark memories of the past. What happens when the nightmares that have been tearing him apart suddenly become a violent and terrifying reality?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Asymmetrical by Thoughts Of A Shadow reviews
Roy and Ed have a give-and-take relationship. Parental!RoyEd. Drabble series. An elaboration on Destined to Repeat's 'Asymmetrical'/Mustang looked around for his table without luck. "Get lost, Colonel?" A young voice called out."First time in a bar?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,452 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Mental Captor by littlemissleijon reviews
Sollux has been bullied enough in school about his problems. He's tried suicide and many other things, but they haven't worked. So his parents take him to a mental hospital hoping it will fix him. There, he meets the pessimistic Karkat Vantas. FIRST FIC!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
I Need a Doctor by deline89 reviews
I suck at summaries.. Basically, Roy walks into a deal tha Ed couldnt make.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Blind and the Bold by greatbladeParagon reviews
Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope are a new Threshecutioner and Legislacerator team. What happens when dead bodies start popping up and one of their friends is one of them?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Primary Colors by LogicalDreamer reviews
AU Humanstuck - Sollux moves to a new school in the middle of the year and has to put up with all the crazies. Pairings include: SolKar-centric, PB&J, FefEri, DaveJohn. Rated T for language. DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
InasneStuck by lovableHellion reviews
HumanStuck AU Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are hopelessly in love with your probably-most likely-maybe not entirely-heterosexual best bro. When you are forced to accompnay said bro to the Alternian Mental Health Hospital, you meet some new people. One in particular catches your eye. Only problem is that this one's a little differet... Yaoi/slash/whatever T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C.
Alas We're Gone by Wicked-Roxanne reviews
God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live. - Psych Ward AU - Trigger Warning: Self harm, mentions of abuse and basic tragedy. Implied drug use.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012
Under Any Circumstances by sockruse reviews
You do not, under any circumstances, fall in love with your best friend. This is what he had been telling himself, since those ridiculous thoughts had started stirring in his brain. So why, after everything he had put him through, did he "love" him?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Fullmetal Pedigree! by smolemolga reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Duplicate by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Third part of Memories series. Full Sum inside. Excerpt from sum: Winry has been murdered. Edward's having nightmares and seeing things. Threats are everywhere, and everyone he loves is in danger. Ed knows he has to do something... RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,176 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Chimera's Tale by Mystic-Pickle reviews
In amongst the horrors Roy Mustang and his team uncover during a raid, they discover a half-human chimera. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Choking on Love by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Edward is angry at how one of his missions turned out. Roy is supposed to make it up to him, but things tend to get out of hand. RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Entwined Sorcery by Kat-'No Quarter reviews
Destinies crossed, paths entangled, two goals become one...one of them is the Chosen One, the other a prodigy unlike any other. Different goals, same lives. Beginning from HP1, the stories of Edward Elric and Harry Potter will never be the same...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,180 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Sharing the Love by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Promotions are around the corner and Roy's working himself too hard. When he falls sick, Ed is there to help him. RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Chain by UP2L8 reviews
Roy does something stupid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
222 by angry-eevee reviews
"Keeping a clock in the common room had been a bad idea..." T for swearing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Terror in the Night by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Fire was everywhere as far as Roy could see. The flames engulfed buildings and the people cowered within...These fires were created by Roy. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Romance Novels and Leather by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
It's their anniversary, and both Roy and Ed have special surprises for other... RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
SOLLUX CAPTOR: User Manual and Guide by Dark Sword Pen reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SOLLUX CAPTOR unit! Please take the time to read this manual before taking out your unit to ensure you use your new purchase to the best of his abilities and so that you avoid painful injuries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sollux C. - Complete
A small gift comes in many ways by kikuhiko reviews
Edward Elric has been missing for over a year, and it has been driving Roy insane on how. Then on a rainy day, he finds a strange golden cat with gold eyes and brings him home... Discontinued lmao
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Sex and Biscuits, Coffee and Thongs by Madarao The Authoress reviews
This is a collection of drabbles. It's to get these ideas out of my head so that maybe I can work on my other stories without these guys eating at my mind. Mainly RoyEd. It will be added to, even if it's set as Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Guilty, Beauty, Love by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
There's Newer Chapter! After "Regrets" and "Comatose" comes "Guilty, Beauty, Love"! This is my story of Roy and Ed after Roy takes Ed home from the hospital. This is rated M, for later chapters, like 18 and on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,979 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Rebirthing by BlackWolf2Dragoon reviews
Based off the novel, Regeneration by Pat Barker. Shell Shock; a mental disorder caused by stress of active warfare. With soldiers falling to Shell Shock, doctors struggle to find a cure. Fullmetal and Flame are next in line. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,180 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Skaia Center for Mental Rehabilitation by Liar Liar Liar reviews
Centered on the Skaia Center for Mental Rehabilitation. The trolls are the patients and the kids are the staff. The story focuses mainly on Sollux and Karkat. This IS a humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Marshmallow? by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Roy and Ed have a little office mishap, and what do marshmallows have to do with it? RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Influences by afinedenouement reviews
Roy Mustang should really learn not to go drinking with Hughes, especially when he causes you to spill the beans about your love life. One-shot. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Premonitions by BerryTrekking reviews
Edward Elric is having disturbing dreams about murder, but takes no notice. However, an attack on a military base by the terrorist group Trinity is almost identical to one of Ed's dreams. Could Ed's nightmares be more than just dreams?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Return Trip by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
It's the end of the world for Sokka when his boomerang breaks, but, while exploring a small Fire Nation town, they meet a strange boy who is able to fix it with what appears to be magic. But why is Aang acting so strange about the whole ordeal?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,528 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward E., Aang - Complete
Brotherly Love? by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
Edward Elric has begun to take classes at Ouran High School, and he has a strange connection to Tamaki Suoh. What could it be? Could Ed have an ulterior motive? Why are you still reading this crappy summary and not the story? Why? Why!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kikei by Kuroki-Ryomi reviews
In Amestris there are people born with a supernatural ability. These people are called Kikei and have been made illegal. Things are tough for those born as a Kikei... especially for Edward. AU. Abused Ed. Future RoyEd. On hold.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Heart Never Forgets by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Edward- having no memories of being with Roy- is in a bad relationship with Winry. Roy is falling farther into depression. Alphonse is trying to return his brother's memories without equivalent exchange. Can everything be put right? Memories series:second
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Never Gonna Leave This Bed by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
This is a fluffy morning in the life of Roy and Ed. Roy X Ed Fluff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Fathers Touch by Dreamweaver56 reviews
Eds sick and being as stubborn as he is won't admit it. But what happens when he gets sick in Roy's car? its kind of sappy, but i enjoyed writing it rated t for a few words. RoyxEd PARENTAL!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Christmas Without My Roy Redone by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
This is a rewritten version of the original. Edward's going home from a Christmas party, to a sadly empty house...as far as he knows. RoyXEd 'M' for the added part
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Focus by Sevlow reviews
Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,665 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Used and Abused by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Edward is raped multiple times, and comes to Roy for help. But he's not sure if he can help the younger alchemist any. Not seeing him- the one he's found attractive for so long- like this. Eventual RoyEd, rape Don't like; don't read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Train Wrecked by Axrat reviews
"I can't believe the idiots would be dense enough to derail a train on a cliff!" But they were. Now all anyone could do was wait. Wait for Fullmetal to wake up and try not to think of the bloody mess they had pulled from the crushed remnants of a train...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,747 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Snow Ed by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
This is my telling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, with FMA Winry plays the role of the evil witch, Ed as Snow White, Roy as the Prince and Havoc is...wait who? what? Cute Roy X Ed. A little Winry Bashing...Not much I swear!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Through Cat Eyes by starlightneko reviews
Envy has crossed over to the Other Side of the Gate, turned into a cat, and stripped of his transformation and healing abilities. There he meets a mysterious orange cat who claims to know about this place he wound up. Rated T for violence
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Envy
Delirium by Keiyou reviews
This is why one should never leave things unattended...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Explosion by Saki-nee reviews
It hurt. Oh, God, it really hurt. He felt pain everywhere, leaving it impossible to pinpoint the source. If there was one. "Ed, please, stay awake. You have to stay awake."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Tempest by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed is adamant that he doesn't need a father. And it's only when he's about to lose the closest thing he has to one that he understands how very wrong he is. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 158 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Military Dogs by Anemone Kurosaki reviews
These are random drabbles and one-shots, glances into the lives of Military officers. Witness blossoming romance, new experiences and the clarification of rumors. RoyEd, others, smut, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
College Memories by MeltingMetal315 reviews
Edward Elric, a child prodigy, is housed in the same dorm as Central University's womanizer, Roy Mustang. Roy finds himself falling for Edward, unable to resist himself. What's Edward to say about it? RoyEd AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Fullmetal Host Club by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
After the ordeal with the Philosopher’s Stone is over, the new Fuhrer decides that Edward is being deprived of the education he deserves. So, he enrolls him in the Ouran Academy. While there, Ed stumbles upon the Host Club. T for language and twin-ness.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Perfect Lies and Absolute Truths by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Ed and Roy- the new Fuhrer- are in a relationship. But there are complications, and not just Edward being turned into a neko. RoyEd Yaoi; Lemons; mpreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,072 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Secrets and Lies by xxSilent Melodiesxx reviews
There were far too many secrets. To many lies. Ed's sick, and he's falling fast...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
College Life by RomiofAmestria reviews
Edward is now in college working on his sixth degree in only his fifth year. Although, with people knowing of his homosexual relationship with a mystery person, they find him a great target to beat up. Rape, lemon, and mpreg in later chapters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fading Too Fast by Madarao The Authoress reviews
"The fact that this boy had lost his will to live- and that it showed so clearly in his eyes and the blood on the floor- was what made Roy move again." Roy hates seeing Edward like this. All he wants to do is help. Eventual RoyxEd Memories series: first
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Perfectly Dysfunctional by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
A series of one-shots in the daily lives of Agent Six, Doctor Holiday and of course, Rex. Three people that fate brought together in what one would describe as family that was, Perfectly Dysfunctional. Six/Holiday
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,990 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
Edward's Real Size by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Mustang's men think it's a good idea to fight Ed, and so, after they all head to the shers and discover the truth. RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
NinjaEd by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Mild RoyXEd Ed hears about ninja's from Ling...cuteness ensues
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Adventures in the World of Warcraft by Kyrandis reviews
Obviously, World of Warcraft is much more important than paperwork. Thank whatever deity led Ed to introduce Roy to this game. Too bad Riza doesn't see things their way. Continuous related drabble/oneshot series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Gate's Ultimatum by Winds of Water reviews
Edward and Alphonse find themselves dumped back in Central. However Ed's unwilling connection to the Gate is going to give him more than just another change in scenery this time. It's going to give him another chance at being happy, if he takes it. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,860 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
In My Head by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Roy fantasies about his wannabe relationship with Edward,but is almost certain the younger wants nothing to do with him...Until he dreams, that is. But how does Edward really feel about Roy?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Scorpion and The Toad by MonkeyCracker reviews
AU. Roy Mustang is a very successful writer. He had money, looks, fame – he had everything. Besides something to do. That is, until he decided to follow Edward around… and write a book about him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,295 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Snatched: The Story of Snowkit by Prin Pardus reviews
Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,597 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Fullmetal Passion by LinksWife reviews
Roy challenges Ed. But the battle turns heated. Who wins in the end?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Whoopsies by flybynight00 reviews
Walls can fall without any warning. Happiness can arrive unexpectedly. Clavicles can lead to love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Sherman The Rock by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 285 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Find A Kitten, Pick It Up by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Al was NEVER going to let him live this down." Chaos erupts at the Tucker mansion when Edward secretly rescues three kittens from a blizzard.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E., Nina T. - Complete
At Gate's Edge Halloween Special by Winds of Water reviews
Edward experiences his first Halloween as a ghost, and Roy goes along for the haunting ride. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Paradox by Winds of Water reviews
No matter how many years it takes, or what it takes, they'll be together one day. They just have to hold on to each other, even if they're separated by hundreds of miles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,908 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Circa 1950 by Winds of Water reviews
After death, there is life... on Earth. Roy has a second chance at life, and love. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 221,397 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shifting the Sand by Winds of Water reviews
Roy becomes the unwilling final experiment, altered into something not quite human. Trying to keep things a secret however is not going to be easy. Somehow he must make sense of this, luckily no one ever said he had to go it alone. Chimera Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,202 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Believe In Me by Winds of Water reviews
Edward is framed for stealing and selling military secrets. Roy has no choice but to imprison Ed. With Riza's help Ed escapes, and must find a way to clear his name and win Roy's heart while evading bounty hunters and the military.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 188,785 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Altered Perception by Sevlow reviews
After Havoc goes AWOL while on a mission, everyone starts to wonder why he is acting so strangely.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Please, Stay by Winds of Water reviews
Roy teams up with Edward to pull off the most dangerous mission to date... Roy's mother, in order to cover up a lie Roy told her. It's just acting though, right? Pretending to be engaged is just another mission. So why is it becoming so personal? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Snow by Sevlow reviews
Over a month after Ed's return to his human body, he continues to heal. Semi-sequel to "Number Twenty Eight". Warnings for angst and gore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Blind Date by nochick-fics reviews
When Roy Mustang, an egotistical manwhore, and Ed Elric, a temperamental teen, are set up on a blind date by wellmeaning friends, anything can happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Automail by BlackMercifulFaerie reviews
Just a few RoyEd oneshots. Named after first story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,772 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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Chancing the Impossible reviews
When a mission goes south, how will Roy and Ed recover from the deadly aftermath? '"Dealing with my own problems was enough! I don't need this!" Ed shrieked in fury...' '"How am I going to lead this country now?" Roy murmured, lost..' Chimera Roy/Ed. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
No More Reasons Left reviews
Back then, Ed had a reason to say no. Now that he doesn't, will he melt? And will two certaint fluff balls help in his further melting? *Kitten-Fic. Read at your own risk of dying in cuteness.* Multi-Chaptered. Mild swearing later. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Flamethrowers, Spatulas, and Liquid Meth reviews
What happens when one author replys to another's review? And Roy, Ed, Al, and everyone else get thrown into the mix? Along with two twisted authors: Naruhina7799, and yours truly? Find out in Flamethrowers, Spatulas, and Liquid Meth! Full warning inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Running Wild reviews
No matter how much Roy wanted to try and help. Try to make this better, he couldn't. He knew he couldn't. If Ed had been turned into a chimera... It was just like Nina. There was no way he could turn back... Ever... *Title was changed.*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fullmetal Oneshots reviews
Team Mustang. You know them. You love them. But do you know what they do off set? Well wonder no longer! I've now opened the door to Team Mustang's daily life! Off set, off censors, and off cellphones. Please enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
My Precious One One Sweet Dream Forever More reviews
"And in your dreams you'll ride on angels wings. Dance with the stars and touch the face of god... And if you should awake.."...'You won't...' A short oneshot based around the song My Precious One. Songfic. Completely and utterly sad. Please R&R! Thanks
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward E.
Death By Books reviews
Library's can be very dangerous places. This is why Roy hated them, and why Ed will probably avoid them for a long time to come. Will this be a death by books? Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hypothermia reviews
A blizzard whips through Central, with Ed and Roy caught right in the middle! When one of them catches a deadly disease, what will become to our fair heros? Rated T. PARENTAL!Roy and Ed! Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Transformation Alchemy reviews
In alchemy, there's two forms. Tranmutation is the most common. But there is another. A lost art to alchemists. Transformation. Born long ago, Transformation Alchemy is a dead form of alchemy, only taught by certaint people, to certaint people. Guess who?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
A New Side of Life reviews
Serona is a mysteious little she cat. And she also has a tendency to make others miserable. When Ed meets this 'Walking Hell', what will she do to our favorite little hero? It might just make our poor blonde insane. ... Meow... Rated T. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E.
Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare reviews
What happens when our lovable heros are put into a Truth or Dare gameshow? In the hands of you, Sunni, and yours truely? Find out now in FMA Truth or Dare! Send dares via review. No restrictions on what dares can be. Or number of dares sent. Have fun!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Edward's Alchemy Book reviews
You know that little pocket book he had in Leior? This is what was actually in it. I swaer to god, it's true. Crackfic. Rated R for retarded.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
So Help Me God reviews
What happens when teen evo has a devious mind and a twisted sense of humor? Find out now! Series of one-shots. Rated T for slight language!
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
True at Heart reviews
Short little one-shot I made for the hell of it. Yes, I should be writting for My Asylum. Sue me. I'm short on ideas.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Rex S., Agent Six
Happy Valentine's Day! reviews
A simple recorder can say so much. Happy Valentine's Day, guys!
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Dr. Holiday, Agent Six - Complete
My Asylum reviews
Leyona is not like any other. There are others like her, others who would dare say that life is an illusion we might live in for not much longer. Now she's met Rex. Wow, It'll be a shame to drive this cutey insane. Welcome to Providence. My Asylum. OC/Rex
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011
Create A Warrior Contest! reviews
This is the create a warrior contest! Everyone is allowed to enter! Have fun with it!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010
Soldier Side reviews
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Saron slowly walk closer to Rex. He bent his massive head down and whispered into Rex's ear. It made Rex's entire body lock with realization and terror. " Welcome to the Soldier Side..." Please Read and Review!
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rex S.
I Owe You reviews
Six stared down at Rex's wide eyed gaping face, horrified. What he had just done for him... Six bent down next to Rex, and whispered into his ear, " I owe you..."
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010