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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Warriors.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (this through though >> )
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.
I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.
I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.
I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.
I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.
I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.
I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.
I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.
I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.
I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.
I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOY.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.
I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.
I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak. I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINDED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

Anime~animals~avacados thst goes for everything~ i love anime especialy deathnote hetalia and OHSHC

Favorite rp qoutes (aka the ones I rember)

Prussia: You knoooow you want my childeren

Peter: Im a hitman desu yo!

Iggy: I wont be able to have children because of that bloody deer!

France: You want me to put some vaperub on youre chest?

Romano: Come back pizza pasta man!!


Age: 12-14 pick a number any number

Name: Call me Blue!~

Favorite anime: (in no particular order) Ouran, Deathnote,PowerpuffgirlsZ,Mewmewpower,Hetalia,Fruitsbasket,... .=. forgot thee= rest

Im a suker for the ask... I LOVE THOSE~

And Letters to... I LOVE THOOSE TOO~

Ok lets see crap ima re-post from other ppl

ok so ._. stupid laptop wont let me so just gona link the authorz code just go to /u/*insert author code* to find them

2322767 ._. here author code,

1367291, ._. author code, agree to every thin posted

2087632, author code everything from youve read to much hetalia when

1787713 author code ._.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Lilli

2) Toris

3) Iggy

4) russia

5) France

6) seychelles

7) Peter

8) raivis

9) Alfed

10) feliks

11) denmark

12) sweden

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

France X Poland :O no

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

iggy... *dies of laughter*

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

MY IMAGINTAION MY IMAGINATION YURI EWEWEWEWEW idk vash would like kill sey for geting lilli pregers

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

yeah the ones with his states

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

I actualy did read peterXtoris (thats right peters on top)

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

russia X raivis POOR LATVIA!!!!!!!!! um AlfredXrussia yeah

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

omg omg lDD if raivis found england and raivis dating he would die xDD

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

toris X sey?? ok

Lithunia is freed from russia and goes on a vacation to a tropical island, but what happens when he meets seychelles? summary fail just read it!

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

... dih

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

lilliXfrance?! what a life "Its ok, Im here"

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

danmarkXiggy? geeez idk...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

:p they dont read Fanfic

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

for alfred? idk um telephone? lD

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

warning T for iggys bad laungage, horrible cooking and pure crack

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

raivis on france? um "H-hey ther F-france"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

No, i musnt haras poor raivis lemee try

feliks: come on raivis itl look tots cute on you!

raivis: I-I dont want to wear the skirt

feliks: Aww plz like for me~

raivis: O-Ok


17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Poor lilli...

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?


20)oes anyone on your friends list read Three het?


21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

sadly no sorry denmark lD

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

TorisXsomeoneXiforgot ... oh france?!hells np

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"I Totaly hate russia!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I dont recal any france fics...

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

seychelles?... idk

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

if he was really drunk

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?


28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

k so lilliXalfred alfredXrussia liilliXdenmark lilliXsweden lD Franceis advice then toris... um "Dont tell bruder..."

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

IT IS CANON!!! *dies of cutenesss*

i did this cuz it looked like fun, hey look i found a deathnote one! SORRy to lazy to DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Name twelve of your favourite Death Note characters in any order-











11 Ryuk

12 Mr. Yagami

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

I know they exist but no, thanks (shudder)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hot enough he even burned himself lol XD

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Mr. Yagami got Misa pregnant? Well, I’m sure Light wouldn’t care, really (he has other plans you know)… and everybody else would be like O.o.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh, yeah…. I didn’t like this pair at first but now… (blushes)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Near/Watari or Near/Halle? Definitely the second!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think he wouldn’t even notice lol. “Are you two fighting?” kind of like.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Beyond Birthday and Halle? Mm… Her eyes pierced his soul in a way no woman had done before. Hers were even more dangerous than his. Halle/BB. (fail :P)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I didn’t read anything of the sort, till now… (searches) oh, look at that! They do exist…

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Matsuda and Mr. Yagami… oh, my. Well… “Don’t cry my young angel.”

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ha ha. Funny one because it’s canon XD. Well, there are many plots out there concerning this one…

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het

No. Because they didn’t read Another Note and don’t know who he is… -_-‘

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

20. How emo is Seven?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

A girl who has fought many times before
sees something different about this war
she fights and fights but it wont end
she needs some help she needs a friend
yet there’s no one there not even when she’s afraid
she wished for someone to come to her aid
right now a helping hand would be a wonderful thing
in her eyes tears started to sting
all she knew was how to fight
she had never fought an enemy with so much might
she looked up and something made her gasp
she had never seen something like this in the past
her enemy had numbers to back them up
all she had was a bow an arrow and a hope of luck
bullets and bomb shells came showering at her
the last thing she would hear was her enemies laughter
they laughed because they knew how the war would end
they knew they would win because she had no friend
no one to help her in times of pain
no one to cover her when there was rain
no one to keep her safe through her troubles
no one to dig her up from beneath the rubble
the last lesson she would learn before her life's end
is that without a friend every war is
a war she can't win

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part
of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe that homophobia is wrong.

YOU KNOW YOUR IN 2007 WHEN...1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave

2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv

6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends

9) And you were to busy to notice number 5

10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5

11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly

12) Put this in your profile and you know you did

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

My name is Misty
I'm only three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have
Made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,
But its much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Misty
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Misty. And you can help. And please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know.

98 percent of teenagers does or has tried smoking pot.If your one of the 2 percent who doesn't copy and paste this into your profile


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

copy this into your profile.

Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil for a long time and laugh when some one asks you what do you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a hour long sob fest and start dancing when you hear your fave song come on. Crazy is when you say or do a random thing like, where did all the eraser bits go? If your crazy, like me, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you ever really asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you ever ran into a door you thought was open.

If you can pick up tiny stuff off the floor with your toes, copy this into your profile.

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Warrior Cats Parody by Mcnug3ts reviews
The Into the Wild movie if it was made by a really effed up mind. Warning I won't be updating this much it's just a little side project for me to get a couple laughs out.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Firestar - Complete
The Princess and the Prussian by Ravinsong reviews
Sequel to Cinderella, but can stand alone. Elizaveta is preparing to marry Roderich, but when Francis starts talking to her she starts to really think about what she wants from life. Is she really happy with the prince? Or is there another man who still has a hand on her heart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hungary, Prussia
High School Daze by Waterinthedark reviews
School. It's even in the world of Pokemon. However, things tend to get...lemony, especially with a Quilava who learns something about himself. Will contain yaoi, straight, and possible yuri. And everything isn't as it seems...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,707 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Quilava/Magmarashi - Complete
Ask Liechtenstein! by PoisonJellybeans reviews
Hello! Since my big brother did one of these, I decided to as well! So write in to me with your questions, and I'll answer them for you! Enjoy. Liechtenstein
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Liechtenstein
Mating Stories by warriorcrazy reviews
Title says all.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010
Estonian Cinderella by Bika-chan reviews
The Hetalia School Drama club is putting on a winter play of Cinderella. Unfortunately, they had to choose parts with names in a hat. How will the Cinderella handle playing the lead role and the rest of the cast? No pairings for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Estonia, Poland
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by ZWTFmate reviews
He knew he'd seen her before, he just couldn't believe WHERE... Germany/Ukraine CRACK ON HAITUS... Sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Germany, Ukraine
It's a girl thing by Chalinaroses reviews
Ukraine comes home after a long day, self-confidence drained, and wonders what the other female countries go through...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ukraine
Neighbors by LonelyMuffins reviews
Elizabeta and Roderich have just moved to a new house. There, they meet their strange, new neighbors.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
A Sailor's Amusement Park Adventure by Crazee Canadia reviews
Peter, Berwald, Tino, Toris, Eduard, and Raivis go to the amusement park as a surprize get together. When Berwald gives the youngest boys a challenge, will they complete them, or have to do laundry for a week? Beware, there is plently of fluff inside...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
STOP ME IF by dreams.of.destiny reviews've heard this one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hungary, Austria
Ask Holland! by Andy was a Boy then Girl reviews
If you're curious, ask now! You know what you want to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Netherlands, Denmark
Baltic Escape by Raivis Galante reviews
H-Hello everyone! R-Raivis here, bringing y-you my f-first s-story! T-This story is about m-me, Toris, E-Eduard, and Mr. R-Russia. It was from a-along time ago...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia
Ask the Baltics! by maikyaera reviews
Ask Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia whatever you'd like! Poland or Russia may show up as well. Inspired by Ask Alfred, like all the others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia
Ask Nerike and Scotland! by Kafuka Fuura reviews
Nerike Swedish province and Scotland start a Q&A! Two Hetalia OCs fun! So read, and ask questions! By Tigerfire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010
Secret Admirer by NotaPunk reviews
Set in highschool. Liechtenstein rated fourth hottest girl in school gets confessions in letters all the time, but now she has a secret admirer and her friends have a few plans to find out who it is. Will Liechtenstein survive or die of embarrassment?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Ask Arthur by Pastel de Manzana reviews
Inspired by Marina Nyah's Ask Alfred. Ask Arthur anything you want!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - England/Britain
Diary Of Italy by waterrain reviews
Germany's diary all about Italy. Will not have hard core Yaoi since I do not see Germany plus Italy is innocent along with being dim. Remember Italy is all about hugs and giving kisses along with holding on, but is innocent unlike France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
20 Mating Stories by Darkwhisker reviews
Please read it! I have no idea how good it is probably will suck but if you review get a free plushie per chapter!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Firestar
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My sweet barley reviews
Ravenpaw loves barley, after the countless moons, he tells him his feelings ok summary sucks but please read, :D
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Ravenpaw, Barley
Ukraines diary reviews
Ukraines diary, My first fanfiction UkraineXCanada Please read and review :3 rated T for paronia,sorry for super late update, summary FAIL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Ukraine, Canada