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Joined 04-30-10, id: 2347282, Profile Updated: 08-07-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Dragon Ball Z.

Name: Trust me, it doesn't matter

Age: Old enough to know I've fucked up a lot. Young enough to have plenty more fuck ups ahead of me.

Place of Birth: Some hospital in New York.

Favorite Mangas/Anime:

Honestly? Dunno how to answer that. I like lots of arcs and sagas from different anime. But, like my mother has said of me often, they always disappoint eventually.

So here are some favorite anime arcs.

DBZ - Mirai Trunks back story

Darker Than Black - Everything before the manga continuation of the show

Berserk - Golden Age right up until Gatz kills Rosine

Black Lagoon - Fujiyama Gangsta Paradise

There are more but that's all I can think of right now. I also read a lot of Shoujo but can never remember the titles

Current Story:

UPDATE 8/8/2013 Working on a second story and trying to work out a posting scheme for them. Probably gonna do alternating weeks (or just alternating days depending on how the chapter comes)

A few notes on how I approach characters in whatever I'm trying to write.

1)I don't bash them.

2)Everyone has a story, even if it's not a good one. And most people do try to do right. It's just that "right" tends to be shorthand for "right by them."

3)I refuse to shortsell a character. Yeah, they've got some bad traits, but I won't take away from their ability even if I hate their guts.

Sex in FanFics

1) I'm one of those guys (yes, I'm a man/boy/thing) who lost his virginity pretty early. A lot of the people I know did. Not all of us have ended up in a place where we're happy or well off but sex really wasn't a part of that except for the one friend who knocked up that girl. But even that I guess was more bad planning, lack of options and just general ignorance of contraceptives. That bit of back story is so anyone who's creeped out by the children in my story (stories? maybe someday) being sexually active. I really don't have a line for when I think you can't experiment. Me and my neighbor fooled around with each others bits well before puberty. (That said, I'm all too aware of how people use a victim's sexual activity to discredit them.)

2) I've seen a pretty broad spectrum of sexuality and relationship styles. I've seen butch lesbians go full circle and become more misogynistic than any man I know and I've seen transwomen almost snap trying to explain why it isn't "gay" for them to be attracted to men or why being attracted to women doesn't mean they're in anyway confused. It's stupid to "hate gay sex" the same way it's stupid to call people disgusting because of quirks in their anatomy. It is ten different kinds of absurd to flame a story because they portray sex you don't like.

3) Abuse isn't sex. BDSM is something that requires a great deal of trust, a great deal of respect and a great deal of attentiveness. 30 Shades of Grey is the exact fucking opposite of this.

4) No one owes anyone sex because they've been nice or sweet or 'the only one who noticed them.' The same applies to love. People have their own needs and wants so maybe that's all it takes for some to move a relationship into the sex/committed zone but no one is wrong for saying 'no' even if you did remember that extra special thing about them.

5) Sex is something you have to get good at (or that I, at least, had to get sort of passable at) So, I don't see there being too many 13 year old sex gods.

There will likely be more notes in the future.

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Bardock's Future by Runeb19 reviews
A 'what if' story where Bardock correctly interprets his vision with Frieza as one of his defeat, and decides against attempting to warn the other Saiyans, choosing instead to seek out his son. Begins at the second Tenkaichi Budokai Goku and friends enter, at the beginning of the Demon King Piccolo Ark. Primarily told from Bardock's perspective.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,874 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Raditz, Bardock
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 6,976 - Follows: 9,367 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7320 - Favs: 11,200 - Follows: 12,343 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6738 - Favs: 11,236 - Follows: 10,548 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3215 - Favs: 7,843 - Follows: 8,276 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4095 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 5,915 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14886 - Favs: 21,386 - Follows: 21,028 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14670 - Favs: 19,754 - Follows: 17,279 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Naruto: Building Legacies by schoolme23 reviews
In our lives we build up a legacy. Will we leave behind an inspiration for those who are to come, or will the story be a tale of tragedy? The legacy of several citizens of the Village Hidden in the Leaves is decided one fateful moment when Sasuke faced a choice. He could defend his home, or destroy it. How would the story end if he had stayed set on the path of vengeance?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Codaram reviews
A collection of short one-shots about the unseen (and often hilarious) side to Naruto's and Hinata's relationship. Summary will change depending on most recent chapter. Current: "Wait until it comes out the other end," said Naruto. "That's the real reason why this stuff is so expensive." Hinata blinked. "The 'other' end?" she repeated, "Naruto-kun…what do you mean by that?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,181 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Littlest Kaguya by phoenixyfriend reviews going to get stabbed for being a Mary Sue. Also for instigating massive and terrible damage to people's IQs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Fragments by kiraiakuma reviews
Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,358 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Frozen Heart, Crimson Steel by Zetsubou Writer reviews
A different sealing, an unexpected tragedy, another stolen scroll, a new team. Changes in his background put Naruto on a different path as he struggles to meet his destiny. FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 144,103 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
He'd Be Proud by MissWorded reviews
Jiraiya would be proud of his prophecy child. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. NaruHina. Rated T for sexual suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Analogy by Kukaburraxxii reviews
NaruHina mush! Naruto's a busy Hokage and Hinata's feeling neglected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Into the Woods by kyubiteaser reviews
Naruto and Hinata are sent on a simple mission: delivering medicine, but get sidetracked on an adventure neither one of them saw coming PART 1 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,020 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Into The Desert by kyubiteaser reviews
PART 2 OF MY SERIES INTO THE WORLD: It's been over 3 years since Naruto left her to go on his training mission, and Hinata has grown into a strong young woman. Now she's being sent to Suna on her own special mission, and life will never be the same again
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Save the Queen by SerialRavist reviews
Ramza visits Delita to ask some old questions but ends up coming home with far more than just answers.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,088 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ramza.B, Ovelia.A - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Never Let Go by PhoenixClaw reviews
When a midnight stroll becomes a confession of love, Hyuuga Hinata believes her life could not get any better. However, when Naruto has a less than desirable reaction to her words, how far will the young kunoichi go to prove her feelings?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10351 - Favs: 15,656 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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DragonBall: Red Ribbon War reviews
Within West City there is more than safety; there is food, shelter, art, and the growing number of wonders produced by Capsule Corp. But outside the Red Ribbon Army marches, swallowing up villages and destroying those they can't. Someday even West City will fall to their jackboots. Which is why Bulma finds herself in the middle of the woods chasing a legend.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/16
Naruto Monogatari reviews
Konoha's spider weaves her threads together. In them she has magistrates, lords, ANBU operatives and now a jinchuuriki. Just what is Yuhi Kurenai plotting? And why does she need Naruto and Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,639 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tin Soldiers reviews
A response to Rinnegan97's Rinnegan Naruto Challenge. An assassination attempt on Naruto leads to him developing the Sharingan. At age three he has potential to be the weapon Konoha needs to reestablish itself as the dominant Hidden Village. Sadly the excitement of being a BAMF wears off faster than you think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.