jane Kathleen Burton
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Joined 05-01-10, id: 2347710, Profile Updated: 07-30-10

HI! I'm a crazy, melodramatic girl who is here to vent my fangirl creativity!

My favorite(s):

Directors: Tim Burton, Ang Lee (er, yeah, he's just kinda a name I know...Tim is one of the three loves of my life)

Authors: J.K. Rowling, Jane Austen, Edger Allen Poe, Lewis Carrol

Actors (It's politically correct to include females in the term "actors"): Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman

Characters: Severus Snape, Bellarix Lestrange, Rubius Hagrid, Harry Potter, Edward Scisorhands, Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, Marla Singer, Kate Croy, Merton Densher, Helen and Margret Shleigle, Mr. Darcy, Colonel Brandon, The Dashwood sisters, Alice Kingsley (even though the real Alice was named Alice Pleasence-Liddell), Iracebeth of Crims, Mad Hatter..and a bunch of others that I can't think of right now!

Three Loves of My Life: Tim Burton, Helena Bonham carter (me, Tim, Helena -- the perfect threesome), and Daniel Radcliffe (haha, I bet yu thought I was gonna saw Johnny Depp!)

I Love: British romance movies, old horror movies, writing anything (poetry, short stories, fanfiction, ect.), acting (or trying to), drawing creepy illustrations to go with my written work, swimming, studying psychology, reading anything that seems interesting, m-rated stories ;), and learning to draw anime (strictly for the purpose of illustrating my fan fictions, I haven't actually read any anime books!...actually I have read Alice in the Country of Hearts)

Looks: red-ish brown hair (gets curly in the summer), brown eyes that I think are too light (They aren't as dark as Helena's!), pale skin (yaayy...paleness is cool!), Full lips *Kiss, kiss*

98 per cent of all people automaticly think "Cullen" when they hear "Edward" if you are part of the 2 per cent that thinks "Scisorhands", copy this and put it on your profile!

If you and your freinds are watching Pirates of the Carribean, and they can't understand Captain Jack's insane and often self-contradicting rants, but you think he makes perfect sense, copy this and put it on your profile!

If you gett upset when someone says the Helena Bonham Carter shouldn't dress herself, and you think her style is AWESOME and ORIGINAL and SEXY, copy this and put it on your profile!

If you convinced yourself that Hogwarst is real, and that the delivery owls just don't know where to find you, copy this and put it on your pofile!

If you read Alice in Wonderland when you were little and and have chased a few white rabbits every summer since then, copy this and put it on your profile

If you know all the words to the Johnny Depp song, copy this and put it on your profile

If you know the words to the Helena Bonham Carter song, copy this and put it on your profile

If you have problems saying the word "hairy" because of all the times you corrected people on how to pronounce "Harry", copy this and...uugh, I'm not typing that again

If you think someone should do a Tim Burton song, copt this and paste it on your profile.

If you have songs by Harry and the Potter's or by Draco and the Malfoy's on your i-pod, copy this and put it on your profile!

If you'd give up an afternoon with your wonderful boy-friend to help Captain Jack find out "why is the rum gone?" copy and paste

If you've deluded yourself into being able to say that Tim Burton is sexy, put this on your damn profile cuz you're NUTS!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned out and stood up. He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.

But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism. There is only one race: humanity

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

Iam the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

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