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Joined 05-01-10, id: 2347857, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji, and Lucky Star.
Hurhurhur~ You've had the misfortune of stumbling across the profile of an insane fangirl. If you're easily offended, have no sense of humor, have a stick up your rear end and are grouchy, can't stand cursing (I do curse from time to time in my fics and in my normal speech), or are homophobic or racist, then I suggest you get as far away from my profile as is physically possible. To everyone else, welcome~ I enjoy writing crack fics and smut fics, and the occasional cute, fluffy fic when the mood strikes me. I mainly write Fullmetal Alchemist and Kuroshitsuji fanfiction, although I plan on broadening my fic horizon in the future. Most of my fics are yaoi or yuri. Nothing against het, it's just not my cup of tea. I will not tolerate flames or trolling of any sort. Constructive criticism is loved, stating your opinion in a civil, polite way is highly encouraged. But if you say something along the lines of "YOUR FICS R TEH WORST THING IVE EVER READ, U STOOPID HOMO FUCKASS!!1!" then I will most likely respond with something equally rude. I understand that everyone has different opinions, and that not everyone will like my writing style or like the exact same things that I like, but if you can't state your opinion in a polite, civil way, then I don't want to hear it. Just be nice and we'll get along fine, okay? I'm generally a pretty nice, understanding, easygoing person. Feel free to say hi or leave me a review or a private message. I won't bite...hard. X3
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The Happily Ever After by yunakitty reviews
Future, NowakixHiroki. The Egoist couple adopts a little boy. Their life changes for the better, and they still manage to keep a hot sex life. Full of plenty of humor and sweetness.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,830 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Grell Gets His Wish by onixxfilth reviews
Grell wants to have his Sebby's babies...what happens when he gets his way? Rated M to be safe. If mpreg squicks you, don't read! Quite likely OOCness- hey a fangirl can dream!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Disobedience by Fatal Yaoi reviews
It's only when we're denied something that we begin to want it. The more we're denied, the more we want. What happens when Sebastian has the urge to disobey Ciel and Grell just happens to be the forbidden fruit? OneShot - SebastianxGrell Yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Redmail by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
Grell uses his amazing Reaper powers of manipulation to get a night in bed with Sebastian. However, while sex does seem to be his original objective, maybe he'll end up wanting more than that, after all. SebastianxGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,868 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Melt by DemonCatWithASpork reviews
In which Grell shows up on William's doorstep and won't take 'no' for an answer. PWP-Grelliam-I promise this isn't a rape story! I refuse to write those Xp
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
A photograph I never got by Aritsu Yojichi reviews
Gift-fic for Friendly Fang. Grell never got pictures of the eight sexy poses Sebastia promised him. Grell asks agan, smut ensues! Takes place in KuroII ep 10-11. Spoilers!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
The Demon of His Dreams by Cyan Sonata reviews
Stopping in on the Phantomhive Manor one day, Grell discovers that demonic butler without his obnoxious brat of a master around. It almost seems too good to be true! Oneshot, PWP.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Learning to Handle It by Begger4mcgregor reviews
"Oh Ronald, you haven't the first idea how to handle me... would you like me to teach you?" Ronald is taught a valuable lesson by his senpai. GrellxRonald Humor/Smut/...Romance?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
That's what friends are for by GrimmLoki reviews
Ronald has just been dumped so Grell takes him out to cheer him up.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
It All Started With a Nickname by ChaosGarden reviews
Not everything is all that it seems; some people know how to hide their past far better than unaccounted history books. But just what is it that they're trying to hide? Fluff galore with some small drama mixed in. Firion/Tidus and others. AU
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,806 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Firion, Tidus - Complete
Special Thanks by Nanaki BH reviews
Will/Grell - As a way of saying thanks for all of William's hard work, Grell decides to do something a little "special" for him.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Don't Knock it 'til You Try It by Begger4mcgregor reviews
Faced with an uncomfortable question, Ronald Knox goes to Grell to help him clear up some confusion. RonaldxGrell SMUT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
Uninhibited Love by Kitara Violet reviews
"What will it take to make you tick?" Yaoi. Oneshot. Slight Beast. JechtKuja. Enjoy the crack.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Jecht, Kuja - Complete
After Hours Rendezvous: Kaoru Plays Seme! by Princess Ramen-8018 reviews
A redo of my original 'After Hours Rendezvous", but more detailed and written better. For Hitachiincest lovers, read it! Yaoi twincest. Hikaru's POV. Rated M for a reason! It's about time for Kaoru to make the first move!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Better than a Fight by vIoLeT bUtTeRfLy 90 reviews
Garland and Kuja didn't want to fight him the first time. What happens when Jecht runs into Kuja again, fights him, and wins? He decides he wants a reward. Oneshot.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jecht, Kuja - Complete
One Hell of a Day by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
Grell finally got what Ciel promised him- Sebastian is none too pleased. But he certainly can't pass up an opportunity to have his idea of fun with the annoying creature.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Wanderer by Peorth Undead reviews
*Yaoi* 5&9. Zidane and Bartz are wandering when the set up camp for the night and the poor mimic is cold...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bartz K., Zidane T.
Yield by Tess Faulkner reviews
It probably had something to do with the way Squall could manage to be so very quiet and cold, yet still somehow manage to be a defiant pain in the ass." Cleon Kink Meme, Cloud/Squall, yaoi, light bondage, belt abuse. Oh, and "porn" needs a genre
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Squall L. - Complete
Heartsick: A Grell and Sebastian Love Story by Kassylee reviews
This is a Grell and Sebastian love story, in which Sebastian goes out on a merry quest for butter, and runs into someone along the way! :P This is yaoi...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
An Alternate Look by Inedible Sushi reviews
He never realized he had a fetish for SeeD uniforms. Especially if they were on the SeeD Commander. 7x8 for the Strifehart Kink Meme. Yaoi. Warning for swearing and light fondling.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Cloud S., Squall L. - Complete
Topsy Turvy by Shadow Oblivion reviews
William had finally gotten what he always wanted. So...why was he so adamant about getting what he didn't want back? It was irrational. He shouldn't have wanted the old Grell back, it made no sense whatsoever.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
A Favor by Night Yagami reviews
Grell approaches Sebastian with a request... and Sebastian accepts. WARNINGS: Post-anime; contains spoilers. OOC-ness. Yaoi lemon. Major fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Going To The Chapel by yunakitty reviews
Hiroki has finally agreed to go to America with Nowaki and get married. Future time Ego fic, set after Twelve Days of Christmas but before Happily Ever After. Lots of sex and sweetness!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,576 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Kitten by ENDoftheMUSIC reviews
Ayase stumbles upon a kitten and Kanou doesn't seem to eager to keep it. Will Ayase be able to persuade the man to adopt the kitten? Or will it be thrown back out into the cold? --Multi-chaptered present. Note: Plot goes past that. **Contains a lemon!**
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ayase Y., Kanou S. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by yunakitty reviews
Inspired by what Shinobu is doing for Miyagi, Hiroki resolves to give Nowaki twelve nights he'll never forget. Egoist, yaoi.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
That Night by btamamura reviews
The night Someya Kaoruko came out to his family was one of the hardest, as he recounts to Ayase. Includes Kanou x Ayase omake
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Someya K., Ayase Y. - Complete
Blissful Arrangement by sosise reviews
Kanou and Ayase were shocked to know that actually Ayase is a hermaphrodite XXY gene . M-preg. fluff. A CHAPTER RATED M INSIDE.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,789 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
What Makes Those Blue Eyes Glow by Cindre reviews
Sephiroth/Cloud/Squall slash. Rated MA. Really just a pointless PWP. Never see those anymore, I miss them.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
After the Return by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
These are WilliamxGrell dabbles set after Grell's return from the human world.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Grell S., William S.
Completely Pleased by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
William happens upon an unfortunate scene... and makes the best of it. WillGrellSeba
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
MELTDOWN and Ascendancy by Shadows Underground reviews
Sephiroth/Emperor/Kuja. Pure smut. What happens when a conflict takes an unexpected turn.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Emperor, Kuja, Sephiroth - Complete
Breaking by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
Sometimes Finny forgets his own strength. Finny/Ciel. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Finnian, Ciel P. - Complete
Up at Night by la fleur d'or reviews
SVEN/TRAIN YAOI! Train wakes up in the middle of the night, only to discover that there is no more milk in the fridge! So the lovely kitten finds another way to quench his thirst ;
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sven V., Train H. - Complete
Unexpected Desires by GrayEyedGoddess reviews
Kio becomes an agressive little uke who demands some attention from Soubi. Agressiveuke!Kio x Unwillingseme!Soubi; bondage and fluffies
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kio K., Soubi A. - Complete
Vanity Fair by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Sebastian finally takes Grell up on his persistent perusal of a date, but on his terms.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed reviews
Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Slash/parody) FINALLY FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas
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Love Exam reviews
After failing to collect the soul that he was assigned to, Grell has his reaping privelages suspended, and is forced to work in the infirmary as punishment. He makes the most of his punishment... GrellxWilliam, GrellxUndertaker, GrellxRonald.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Grell S., William S.
My Fail Lady reviews
Drocell x Grell crack fic. 'Nuff said. Warnings: violence, stupidity, and yaoi. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Drossel K., Grell S. - Complete
Study Break reviews
Kagami is helping Konata with her homework, but they get bored and decide to take a study break. Girl's love, KonataxKagami, fluff, oneshot.
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Konata I., Kagami H.
Oral Teasing reviews
Ed has a tasty treat, and plans to savor it. WARNING, CONTAINS INNUENDO
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Public Display ofAffection! reviews
A fic that i wrote at the request of one of my livejournal friends. Envy and Ed are at the beach. Ed wants sex, and Envy doesn't. At least, not at first. ;3 WARNING ED/ENVY YAOI. DONT LIKE, DONT READ! ALSO, ITS AU! PLEASE R&R! :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Watch and Learn reviews
Al walks into Ed's bedroom and finds a rather... interesting scene. YAOI, LEMON, INCEST. DONT LIKE DONT READ!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.