Clearly Odd
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Joined 05-02-10, id: 2349210, Profile Updated: 08-01-14
Author has written 43 stories for Criminal Minds, Road to Eldorado, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Homestuck, Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme), X-Men: The Movie, and Adventures of Tintin.

Name: Clearly Odd

Age: 21

Sex: No, thanks. Oh dear, that was terribly corny.

Looks: Short. Glasses (sometimes). Freckles. Brown hair. Brown eyes

Most stories I post will probably be shippy in some way because I can't help myself

I love making people laugh and try to be humorous. My apologies for the results

I angst endlessly. Some of that will end up here, too

I don't seem to be writing a lot at the moment, so updates are sporadic and fandoms come and go at random

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in peoples minds- sexandviolence- until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and police were forced to resort to sex."

Dick Cavett

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."

Robin Tyler

writer is to produce a masterpiece and any other task is of no consequence.

Cyril Connolly

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.

Robert Frost

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Birthday Presence by HettyBobcat reviews
Eddy wakes up to an empty house. A quiet Sunday alone sounds like Heaven, right? Well, Heaven's a lot better with your family with you. (Features SweetEggyRoll's OC, Marion. Edd/Eddy as adults in an established relationship. Rated for everyone.) Written for Eggy's birthday.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Be Your Own Ed by nico420 reviews
Eddy knows Double D better than anyone; better than Double D knows himself. That's why everything Eddy does is for his friend's own good.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Perfectly In Order by mandaree1 reviews
Just because the Ed's haven't gone far in life doesn't mean they aren't happy. Some people just don't understand that.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Kevin - Complete
Flight Out of Bagghar by Jelsemium reviews
Haddock's musings as he, Tintin and the detectives take off after Sakharine.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Captain Haddock, Thomson and Thompson
Tintin in Paris by los.kav reviews
A runaway orphan leaves Belgium and ends up in Paris, where he works his way up from delivery boy to international reporter. Set before the start of the series: modernised.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Tintin, Snowy - Complete
I Know You Love Me by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Haddock x Tintin. Romance, Drama. Rated for sexytime. Fill to Amnesia prompt on the kinkmeme. Tintin gets a knock to the head that finally does some damage and he wakes up with no memory...but he knows this bristly, dark-haired man means a lot to him.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Crashing through clouds by UnluckyAmulet reviews
She was allowed to be a little idealistic when she was painting. Then he had to go and interrupt it all...Marie x Double D. Rated T for language.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Marie, Edd - Complete
Bad People by shouldsleep reviews
After a life changing accident, Reid adjusts to life as a blind person with multiple health conditions. He's making progress in his personal life, but can he catch a killer? Follow up to "Good People" it's probably best to read this first.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
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React and Interact reviews
Short stories for every possible pairing within the group of Peach Creek dwellers, both friendship and romance.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 22,338 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/31/2011
Those 100 reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots centering around Peter and Egon. Mostly slash, a few are just friendship, specifics for each chapter will be posted at the top of the page. As each of the chapters can be read as a standalone, this is listed as a complete work, but will continue updating
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 1/8 - [Egon S., Peter V.] Ray S., Winston Z. - Complete
Irrational Behavior reviews
Gangsters, thieves, wild animals, gunfire, plane crashes, and death threats, Tintin will take in stride. But there are some things he simply cannot put up with (cross-posted from Ao3)
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1 - Tintin, Captain Haddock, Snowy - Complete
Small Blessings reviews
After all these years, Tintin still manages to surprise Haddock- even when he's not trying (cross-posted from Ao3; warning for implied child abuse)
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
You Should Know By Now reviews
There are few things Erik likes better than just being able to watch Charles come undone. Written for the X-Men First Class kink meme
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] - Complete
The Cure for a Headache reviews
Erik finds that Charles has a curiously sensitive scalp, which leads to activities of a less innocent nature than just a massage
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] - Complete
Pretend Games reviews
There are only so many lies Charles can tell himself. Warnings for child abuse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Only One reviews
Charles is nine the first time it happens, and he thinks he's dreaming. He wakes from a dead sleep, confused and… and hearing voices.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
Hide and Seek reviews
Erik can't find anyone, no one else can find Charles, and telepaths have an unfair advantage at hide and seek
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] Alexander S./Havok, Sean C./Banshee - Complete
A Place to Rest reviews
"Don't fall asleep," Erik warned Charles. "'m not going to fall asleep," Charles replied in a way that could only be labeled as petulant, "I am simply… relaxing."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto]
Mistakes reviews
Peter is angry-nothing new there, but what Janine wants to know is why. Tag to the episode "Janine's Genie," adding the tweak that Egon and Peter are in an established relationship. Previously mistakenly published under another account, in case anyone is confused
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Janine M., Peter V., Ray S.
Domains reviews
As much as Jane may love Dirk, she really wishes he wouldn't get the urge to help her in the kitchen... Dirk/Jane established. A Secret Santa gift for Tumblr user youweremyridehome
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dirk S., Jane C. - Complete
Honor Defense reviews
In which Dave is a DJ, Nepeta's honor is called into question, and Karkat does a lot of things he really does not want to do. Karkat/Nepeta, Equius/Aradia, Dave/Jade
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
The Habits of the Domesticated StriderEgbert reviews
A series of paragraphs and short stories written for the Meme of Domesticity. Originally posted on Tumblr. Prompt: Leave a ship in my ask and I will tell you...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Rain Stomping reviews
The thing about arguing with your best friend is that they know exactly where to hit you to make it hurt the most. Dave/John, sort of pre-slash. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Jeez reviews
Ice cream and movies and eight-year-olds being dorks and adults being dorks. A prompt from/tiny gift for humanmatingritual on tumblr. Dave/John, Dad/Bro; why isn't there a "fluff" option in the genre drop down?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dad E., Dirk S. - Complete
Tears and Chivalry reviews
Being 17 is hard- especially when the object of your affection starts dating someone else. Or when the object of your affection is crying into your shoulder because the object of her affection started dating someone else. Dave/Nepeta, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dave S., Nepeta L. - Complete
50 Ways to Lose Your Heart reviews
50 sentences for the pairing Dave and John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Shared Space reviews
"This is exactly why teenage boys shouldn't be forced to share a bed, Dave decided." Dave/John slash, fill for the kink meme, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Catlike reviews
If Nepeta fancies herself to be counted with the cats, obviously she acts a bit catlike. The other trolls don't find it strange anymore, but it does tend to worry the humans a bit. Nepeta/Karkat, established, oneshot. Fill for the Homestuck Kink Meme.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Hand in Hand reviews
While John highly values his personal space, Dave sees no reason to do so, which can be a problem when two people are dating. Fill for the Homestuck Kink Meme, oneshot, Dave/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Badass Softie reviews
Your name is DIRK STRIDER. No one calls you that much anymore, though. Mostly, you go by BRO. And god, you cannot handle crying to save your life. Oneshot, brotherly Strider fluff, gen.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
The Beat and Key reviews
Fill for the Kink Meme VIII. Just some fluff involving Dave and John and their respective musical talents. Dave/John, established, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Those Freckles reviews
Fill for the Kink Meme II. freckly!John/Dave, Dave finds John's freckles to be sexy. Oneshot. I honestly have no idea what genre this goes in, my apologies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Father's Day reviews
Edd and Marie discuss their celebration of Father's Day- or lack thereof. Edd/Marie, established, oneshot. Summary typo remedied.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marie, Edd - Complete
From Beginning to Ed reviews
What they don't tell you is that beginnings come in fragments. There's no telling how long it will take before the picture is complete. Edd/Eddy, slash, oneshot. Rated for language.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
Not Quite Like a Virgin reviews
Kink Meme IV fill. "She always knew, sensed it somehow that he wasn't as innocent as the rest of the team pegged him to be." Prentiss/Reid, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Swimmingly reviews
Kink Meme IV fill. "Morgan teaches Reid how to swim at an empty, chilly, public pool. Later, things heat up in the locker room." Morgan/Reid, oneshot, slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Midmorning Delight reviews
Kink Meme IV fill. "Wheels go up in thirty, but they sneak off for a quickie in Garcia's office anyway." Reid/Garcia, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
ThighHigh Declarations of Love reviews
Marie's sisters notice a new addition to her wardrobe. Edd/Marie, oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Marie, Edd - Complete
Cannibal reviews
Double Dee comes to visit Marie and happens upon her listening to some music... pre-Edd/Marie, oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Edd, Kankers - Complete
Mixed Signals reviews
Tulio is fed up with the mixed signals Miguel is sending him and is out to find out what's going on. However, when he stumbles upon his partner in a rather compromising position, things make quite a bit more sense. Miguel/Tulio, very brief Miguel/OC.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Tulio, Miguel - Complete
Dance the Night Away reviews
Garcia loves gossip and JJ doesn't believe Reid can't dance, all of which somehow leads to teaching Reid the basics. JJ/Reid, established. AU, no Will or Henry.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Bits and Pieces reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles. Mainly Reid-centric with a lot of JJ/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Reid
Play Fair reviews
JJ finds that geniuses aren't always fair when it comes to arguments- but that doesn't mean she's above fighting back. JJ/Reid, established, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Sick Day reviews
Did anyone ever tell you an emergency room is a great place for bonding? JJ/Reid, established, totally pointless sick-fic oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing reviews
When she said she wanted to go dancing, this isn't quite what she meant... JJ/Reid, established, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Killing Time reviews
The BAU is stranded at the hotel due to the weather. What ever can two agents do to kill time? JJ/Reid, established. AU, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Surprises reviews
Some of the surprises that come as JJ and Reid's relationship progresses. JJ/Reid, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Misunderstandings reviews
A night of playing "I've Never" at their local bar leads to an interesting misunderstanding for our profiling team. JJ/Reid and Morgan/Garcia established, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
A Bizarre, Morbid Bicycle reviews
Reid attempts to convince JJ he will be okay on crutches because he's been on them before. JJ/Reid, established. A smidge of whump, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Tickle, Tickle reviews
Spence, you strike me as the type of person that would be ticklish..." And the battle began. JJ/Reid, established, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Midnight Watch reviews
JJ calls Reid in the middle of the night and asks for some company and reassurance after a tough case. JJ/Reid, oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete