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Maybe it's because I live deep in the heart of the Dismal Swamp... I suspect few would understand what that means. Or possibly it's because I couldn't write a story if ya cocked a shotgun and stuck it to my temple... so I'm in awe of those who can. Or maybe I'm that rare breed who would rather read any day... over turning on the TV. Whatever it is, I just can't get enough of fanfiction's Viking Northman. I love to see him and the Fairy Telepath together... They make my heart sing.

While reading C.H.'s book about the fairy attack. I read, she had meant to stop the series with that book. But was talked into continuing on. I never picked up another C.H. book again after some of what she said in that article. Now I am so glad I didn't buy those books.

Being from my part of the South means...

I'm surrounded by critters who live in the woods, which is under water and ringed with cypress knees.

The word "ain't" isn't in my vocabulary. It just gets my fur all up... when people think we use it in every sentence!

Seriously, I can't get too far into the woods without a bear lumbering about.

Nascar or Pro Football is the religion in our my house on Sundays.

We have owls, who are incredibly loud. They sound like howling monkeys and will keep you up all night while calling to their mate.

I can count on one hand how many people use a computer at their home. I'm some kind of weirdo with my nose glued to mine all the time.

I buy moonshine from our neighbor's, in Mason jars, to give it as Christmas gifts to the men folk. I don't know how they drink the stuff, but they are always tickled pink to get it. Go figure?

There are thousand times more deer than people were I live.

We don't say Hi. We say Hey or Hey Y'all. You can instantly tell a "Northerner" just by their greeting.

We're "fixin" to go to a pig "pickin"... We have our own special kind of bbq!

I have some amazing American eagles nesting right by my house. Their nest are 6 feet wide, made of sticks with both parents taking care of it.

When I want to buy something fancy or different, I have to go shop online.

Woodpeckers only make their really loud "machine gun" pounding sounds... during mating season in the the spring. The rest of the year, you barely hear them.

Ants are relentless and ya have to spray yourself for ticks - before you work in the garden!

A "garden" is your veggies you planted for this year.

"Sug" (shorten from sugar) is an term of endearment used for those I like.

When it rains heavy, our water level will rise an inch a hour. When we have a hurricane, it can rise an inch a minute!

Just like Sookie - I own, know how to use and have at the ready - a shotgun.

We'll fry anything and everything. Eat biscuits, gravy, bacon - really anything pork, shrimp, peaches, chicken, watermelon, sausage, tomatoes, grits, drink sweet tea or beer by the gallon, and deer is always an option for dinner. It's really the only red meat we eat. One of my favorite foods for breakfast is mush. Bet, y'all have no idea what that is!

I'd just a soon "hollar" at y'all than pick up the phone to call ya. I have a set of lungs that can be heard in the next state.

When spring comes, absolutely everything is covered with a incredibly thick layer of green looking dirt. Which is actually tree pollen. If you eat locally made honey... it helps if you have pollen allergies.

Ours is the "Tabacca" state. Along with the textile and furniture state. Well, it use to be a way of life here.. now it's all overseas in China.

The men take the dogs in the pick up and go out to hunt or fish for our food... just as much as my going to market.

Whether rightly or wrongly, the "bars and stars" are still flown proudly here. We have more in common with Sookie and Bon Temps than I'd rather share.

We have flying bugs the size of airplanes or ones that will suck your blood dry. So I bathe in Avon's SOS oil to keep off the "ma-skeet-ahs" and buy the super jumbo size cans of hairspray. I will hairspray anything that flies too close for comfort. It makes the bugs wings stiff, so they can't fly and just fall to the ground before they hit ya. Believe me, when you have a waterbug the size of a babies shoe flying straight towards your head... you'll be glad ya did!

Yep, this is my world, but I'd rather eat a dead squirrel than be anywhere else. I love to see the lightning bugs or fireflies in our clean air and round our beautiful green trees. We have thunder and lightning. Pouring rain, then soon after... blue sky with big white fluffy clouds are floating over my home. Which by the way... isn't a trailer, thank you very much! It's a big old four storied thing, that takes a lot of work. Kinda like Bill Compton's house. With ceiling fans, going 24 hours a day, in every room. A screened in porch, we use three seasons out of the year and where I sit out most evenings, reading what y'all have written for me... while the babies play down yonder.

A big THANK YOU to all of those who take the time share your creativity by writing and posting stories here! Y'all have no idea how much better you make my day to day life and I adore you for it!

1 Southern Belle

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An Elegant Death by InLoveWEric reviews
BOOK 1 - In the FATE SERIES: AU of how Eric and Sookie met and the stories that follow. The local watering whole is being rebuilt. But by who and for what purpose. And what does it mean for Sookie and her future? Is there more to her than she ever realized? E/S NC-17
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Baile Siochanta by Natsgirl reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a young woman who's grown up all over the United States, her family moving under somewhat mysterious circumstances. She knows there's something different about her, but she guards her secret until she finds another who might be like her. Sookie will find her path takes her from the United States to Ireland as she discovers who she is and where her heart lies.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 410,760 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Eric, Sookie, Breandan - Complete
A Vampire's Guide To The Galaxy by Bora Olldashi reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a telepathic barmaid of Fae descent turned vampire who unwittingly time travels to an earlier century, meeting Eric and Godric. Wait, what? She's not sure what she's doing there but she has a bad feeling. AU!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,958 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011
Here at the End of All Things by w.s.caer reviews
Eric and Sookie wander a post-apocalyptic world. AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Big Bang by Idream3223 reviews
AU/OOC/M The Great Reveal was for a different race of Supernaturals not vampires. Change one thing, change everything, and some love stories find their own way to happen no matter the odds. This is an Eric and Sookie story. Go Viking! :)
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,296 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tattoos and a Pierced Lip by sakshi.chopra reviews
One Shot...Sookie is an executive assistant, working for lawyer Bill Compton. A chance assignment for a couple of months, has her, along with a team of lawyers, working at Appius Livius Ocella's estate. Who could she possibly meet at such a dreary place? Surely not a hot blonde tattooed biker with a pierced lip and a penchant for breaking rules. AH/AU. [Eric Sookie pairing]
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Bill, Eric, Sookie, Preston - Complete
Folklore by SharaMoon reviews
What happens when the story Sookie's Gran once told her as a child about Vampires, Werewolves, and other Supernatural beings turned out to be more than just a fairytale after all, and that somehow she is connected to it? Sookie is whisked away to another world to fulfill a destiny that was predetermined so very many years ago. Can she truly save them all from what is to come?AU/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 2 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
With Benefits by kardamon reviews
I was always a good girl. All proper and polite, apologies and smiles. You know the type – getting home early, no parties, no smoking, no hard drinking. No sex. That's how I used to be. And look where it got me. Maybe it was time to stop trying so hard and let loose. Maybe it was time for a change. Bill could go f..k himself. I had a better plan. And it didn't include him.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,910 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Eric, Sookie] Bill, Pam - Complete
Nightingale by smanfan reviews
Sookie is a nurse at a mental health facility, and her mundane life gets turned upside down when a unique patient arrives.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,065 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dodge and Chase by CollidingMuse reviews
Wanted: Personal assistant with investigative background for busy entrepreneur; flexible hours, excellent pay; must be discreet, single, obedient. AU, canon characters, SVM/TB. Collaboration from InvertedMeridian and J.R. Watkins.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,429 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
On A Lonely Night by alicialeila reviews
On the night of her ex-boyfriend's wedding, Sookie wants to let loose and ends up at a bar called Fantasia. There, she meets a hot bartender named Eric. What begins as a lonely night for Sookie ends up being the start of something truly amazing. AU/AH OOC. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,563 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Bored To Death by EricIzMine reviews
EPOV. A 'What-If' AU. What if Eric and Sookie's first meeting at Fangtasia had gone differently. Bored To Death was the first story in the MultiVerse.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 211,628 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 205 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Eric, Eric N. - Complete
The Celestial City by L.B. Tempia reviews
Elora Roux is a modern-day, young woman who travels to the past; into the grand world of King Louis XIV's court. The coming together of a 21st century woman and a 17th century man seems it can only bring conflict, in the beginning at least.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,455 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Una de vikingos by anira22 reviews
Después de una noche con Eric el vampiro, a Sookie le llega el momento de conocer a Eric el vikingo, cortesía de su bisabuelo Niall. Post Death in the family
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 105 - Words: 235,013 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Only for Sookie by Wylis reviews
A strange supernatural event causes Sookie to wake in a place that's both startlingly familiar and heartbreakingly different.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Drop Dead Gorgeous by citrox reviews
Post Dead & Gone, Sookie has several big surprises while Eric gathers his forces.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 492,186 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Alive After Dark by Rebelina11 reviews
A common sense tale: The Queen chose a much more ideal vampire to watch over Sookie. She sent Eric, not Bill. Sookie's view of Eric wasn't marred by what Bill did. Come see what happens when common sense prevails. Lots of fun and new stuff. Rated M!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 69 - Words: 300,297 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Opposites Attract by Missus T reviews
A late night meeting, two broken hearts and feelings that shouldn't make sense. Sometimes you're most comfortable when you're completely out of your element. AH Amelia/Tray.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,963 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Tray, Amelia
Entitlement by Morgaine Swann reviews
Eric has another boring night at Fangtasia, until he meets Sookie Stackhouse. Begins w/Escape from the Dragon Room, Season 1, so some of the dialog is from the show, CONTINUES to explore what might have happened if Eric got to Sookie before Bill.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 182,893 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Vampire Recovery by BloodSucker815 reviews
Sookie works as a head nurse for the only drained vampire recovery facility in the North American continent. What happens when a certain powerful vampire ends up in her care. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,238 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Expectations by kjwrit reviews
Sookie has mostly lived her life according to others' wishes. Eric is a playboy called home to be groomed to take over his father's company. They clash immediately but when they're forced to rely on each other for their very survival, can they? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,690 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Halo Effect by Missus T reviews
Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Proposal by Absinth11 reviews
When Sookie's good for nothing brother gets her in serious trouble with the King of New York, she finds an unlikely ally in a certain Viking. ESN A/U Lemons Galore
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,694 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Mine Is A Four Letter Word by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Sookie didn't like the idea of belonging to anyone. Not Bill, nor the Queen, nor Eric…She tried to remind herself of that, staring up into those intense eyes, deep and blue as the north seas he once sailed, a thousand years ago… Eric/Sookie goodness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,275 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Happy Anniversary by All About Eric reviews
Sookie offers Eric his heart's desire, and in doing so finds her own.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,105 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Then As Now by Zhivago3 reviews
Sookie and Eric are made for each other. They don't realize it though until strange things begin to happen to them. Memories & dreams begin to haunt them. Will they accept their destiny or will their pride stop them? Strong sexual content and language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,021 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Beginning Is Easy, It's Continuing That's Hard by seastarr08 reviews
AH/AU - Sookie and Eric, who are from opposite side of the planet,and are both running away from something, fall in love and deal with the consequences.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,689 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Need by sheba6086 reviews
Takes place about a week after the events in Book 9, Dead and Gone. From why Eric didn't come when Sookie was being tortured onward. No infringement on Charlaine Harris' characters intended. SVM is her sandbox. I simply stopped to play with her toys.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 191,373 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Paradise Within Happier Far Book One by CavalierQueen reviews
E/S A/U story following their love and destiny from today back into a past neither understands but consumes them both. Passionate and historical as well. M rating for language and obscure and less than obsure sexual encounters.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,790 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Understanding by Mairemor reviews
First story of The Northman Saga. Almost three months after the hostile takeover of Louisiana, Eric and Sookie finally get a chance to work out the details of their love life. Lots of action,lots of romance, lots of surprises !
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete