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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

uhhh... hi

(i don't know what to write)

um...

well... bye


Some random thing from romeo and juliet

Sampson: [to Gregory] I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
[bites thumb]
Gregory: [Abra revs car and moves closer] Go forth! I will back thee!
Abra: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I... I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abra: Do you bite your thumb at *us, sir?
Sampson: [to Gregory] Is the law on our side if I say aye?
Gregory: NO!
Sampson: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!
Gregory: Do you quarrel, sir?
Abra: Quarrel, sir? No, sir!

TOUGH GIRLS come from NEW YORK, SWEET GIRLS come from CANADA, BARBIE GIRLS come from SWEDEN, BUT us *AUSSIE* GIRLS have fire and ice in our blood!! We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a right hook, love football, pack heat, fish with the boys, bake a cake,be great ...mums,party, and love with a passion.And, if we have an opinion YOU KNOW UR GONNA HEAR IT!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!
Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, xNejitenx, anthropomorphichybrid;Wulfeh, Tonni88, AnimeLover325, Liliedove, VampireWolfGirl, Ninja-Cookie-Monster

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?' (There's nothing wrong with it!! It's not like it makes you insane!! ...Maybe...possibly)

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives. (Aw~!! WHY NOT!!)

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home! (Haha Yes, to Planet Pluto)

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. (Yep, that's meh!!)

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 9 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

Woah! more then one of them has been used on me O-O


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Post this on your profile to make someone smile thats just like you!

What will happen eventually...(copied from Bri Nara)

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

~Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

~What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

~Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

~Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.

~Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

~How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

~We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

~If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

~Yo mumma is so fat, even Naruto don't Believe it!

~When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...

~When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...

Unless mouths are boobs, Deidara is a man! - Copy and paste that to your profile if you are a Deidara fan and HATE when people say he looks like a chick!!!

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

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If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (-cries- yeh deidara and hidan wont stop yelling)

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All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-goes into emo corner-

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~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

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o/_\oPut this on your page if you love Deidara

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If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

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Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

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If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

-If you think that o/_\olooks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

-If you thinkOrochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson andVoldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWSOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

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HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Japan, N. Italy
Random Akatsuki Stories by GreenStar13 reviews
I was bored, and listening to the Spice Girls when I thought up this idea, so you can't blame me. Blame them. These are just random drabbles of crap I had to get out of my system, so yeah. Hope you actually like them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Akatsuki
Little Unfortunate Cute Kitten by Fairylust reviews
He was a freak. His parents wanted him to be ordinary like other children, so he hid beneath his bed. He felt terrified of what they'd do to him if he were to depart the safe place that was underneath his bed. He always hid there when they fought. One day their fighting takes a turn for the worse. And he is left for dead. However, it's only a matter of time before he is found.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Near - Complete
A Nation's King by PalkiamaniacRK reviews
TLK/APH. Young cubs Ludwig and Gilbert are the newborn princes of Kings Tino and Berwald. White lion Ivan wants to rule all of the Animal Kingdom, and he just wants it like how he plotted...
Crossover - Lion King & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Germany
Aiko by amaya ookami reviews
Hidan find's a baby girl and find's it his duty to raise her. at 5 years old thing's have a tendency to go wrong around her, and the akatsuki are fed up with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Hidan, Jashin
Hinata Hetalia by Mew I is Dinosaur reviews
Hinata has been summonded into the world of Hetalia. What would happen if the Axis Powers find her?
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hinata H.
Cannibal Land by Fairylust reviews
Mello and Matt are two victims of fate who get lost in the woods. The shreiff forgot to mention deadly cannibals have been roaming a certain area of the woods. Will Matt and Mello survive? And will they be able to save one of the cannibals who like them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
ABC's, 123's Toddler Countries! by TeaPartyPoison reviews
Welcome to the World Preschool! A child care facility run by 'Mr. Rome' and his partner-in-crime, 'Mr. Germania.' These are the daily lives and stories of the children that attend said preschool. Requests are being taken! AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,598 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, Germania
It Only Hurts To Smile by Alas Beautiful Mind reviews
Canada is finally getting the attention he deserves but it came at a heavy price.The price you ask? To be America's bed mate for as long as he lives.But to Canada it's just a small price to pay; that is until he met a young unappreciated country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Canada, America
Playground Sweethearts by FluffDucklings reviews
It began with a meeting at the playground. After that, things picked up fast. Matthew doesn't know what he's gotten himself into, but he doesn't really mind. Rating may go up in future chapters. Future pairing of PruCan. Also, a bit of FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Canada, Prussia
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Just another day in May by Kagami.Kyoko reviews
May 17, just another Tuesday. Of course it's not just another day.. IT'S THE DAY THAT NORGE WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD! Of course Norway knew that... He just didn't want to admit it... ; w ; I suck at summaries. Den x Nor 8D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
akatsuki survivor camp! by poisonlovely reviews
the akatsuki are off to a desert/rainforest island located somewhere near australia to play survivor camp, a reality show! chased by beavers and chucked off cliffs, how will these poor ninja people survive an undetermined amount of time here? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Puppies by AkatsukiHimikai reviews
The Akatsuki are out of the Narutoverse and into the real world as puppies and Konan as a cat. They now have to adjust to how things work until they can find a way to get back to their world or at least back human! *Rated for Hidan and Himikai's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Akatsuki
I Thought I Died Happy by obsidianLight16 reviews
"We all can't die like Itachi." "That doesn't make me feel better!" In which Deidara thinks he killed Sasuke in his final explosion and Sasori has to be the one to tell him he was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You Belong to me by Greece-nekococo reviews
When the Ottoman Empire was formed Greece was under it's controll. He broke free from those shackles, But is now reclaimed by Turkey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Greece, Turkey
Preyed Lamb by FluffDucklings reviews
Discontinued. Near has been kidnapped! Oh No! What will life be like for our little lamb? What are Mello and Matt doing? Why are summaries always horrible? Story is way better! Rated for language and other things.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Near, Matt
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A Really Awesome Story reviews
This is the mutant baby of boredom, Not really but its awesome, Read to find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Prussia, Russia
AkastWhat? reviews
Lexii and Her best friend shelby go to her aunt's farm only to find killer ducklings! Rated T for lexii and hidans mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Akatsuki
The Kingdom Of Narnia reviews
If you don't like the sound of it don't read it if ya do thats great! I suck at reviews.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Naminé
Where, Am I? reviews
Naruto has swapped bodies with a, Nobody!
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Naruto U.
The New Baby reviews
tenten has a new, unwanted baby brother uhhh... yeah
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Tenten