Author has written 36 stories for House of Night, Night World series, Twilight, Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, That '70s Show, Immortals series, Alyson Noel, Romeo and Juliet, Sucker Punch, Secret Circle, Harry Potter, Disney, and Kuroshitsuji.
Heyness Fanfiction people! Here's a bit about me.
Very musically inclined
fluent in saracasm
Acting like a dork
Dancing like no one is watching
Being in musicals
The color pink
my main fandoms:
House of Night
THE PERV CODE
Curiosity gets me thinking
Thinking gives me mental images
Mental images gives me inspiration
Inspiration gives me the guts to express it
The guts to express it makes me a perv
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man:My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats.
Woman:My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me.
Man:I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages.
Woman:I have a high kick. And they love to land on...
Man:Are you an angel from heaven?
Woman:No, I'm a vampire from hell.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental HealthHot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. (Wow... encouraging...)
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
This is kind of what Ana looks like from "Ana's Turn" and "A Legend Reborn" http://www.fashionclothingtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Teen-Hairstyles2.jpg
Ana's Maid of honor dress: http://www.wedding05.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/black-and-purple-bridesmaid-dresses.jpg
Ana's Hairstyle for the wedding: http://www.fashionclothingtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Bridesmaid-Hair-Styles-b-e1299080483592.jpg
"A Weekend Without the Soul Mate" outfits:
Mary- Lynette's Night 1 outfit: http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/7E8C1B21.jpg
Maggie's Night 1 outfit: http://s3.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/8BE35E3D.jpg
Rashel's Night 1 outfit: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/2443829496_a926a217be.jpg
Keller's Night 1 outfit: http://s10.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Buy-Grease-Sandy-Last-Scene_F77B8DBF.jpg
Hannah's Night 1 outfit: http://18.104.22.168/images/amiclubwear/clothing-dress-c9-t7010bluefloral_1.jpg
Gillian's Night 1 outfit: http://www.rockstartutu.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/229x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/v/l/vl2162front_ezr2.jpg
Thea's Night 1 outfit: http://www.milanoo.com/upen/m/201011/Green-Lace-Satin-Sexy-Corset-35638-1.jpg
Poppy's Night1 outfit: http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/180/186/069/hot-pink-short-skirt-prom-evening-formal-dresses-gown-4eb63.JPG
Jez's Night 1 outfit: http://www.best-lingerieline.com/bmz_cache/6/63b0f4a80faf73276417f6483a63dc79.image.246x250.jpg
"True Love Realized"
Zoey's ring: http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/500/210475889.jpg