Avril Stayne
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Joined 05-02-10, id: 2349707, Profile Updated: 05-26-10
Author has written 7 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Secret Window, Warriors, and Sweeney Todd.

Hello, I think all you need to know about me is that I am 15, mostly human (chuckle),am a girl, and God is my father, Savior, and best friend, so don't go denying the love. AND I am a huge fan of Johhny Depp,and Tim Burton!! Now before I go on about how Johnny can be funny, atractive, and how he such and awesome father to his kids, and how he can be so stange, and such a bloody brilliant actor, or Tim's darkfully, courlful imagination and complete stageness that I love...oh, sorry, I'm fine. I also really like Erin Hunter's Warriors series so I might write some stuff for that. Any way I'm never good at writing profile stuff so it's not much to look at, but I hope you like some of my stories and I hope I like some of yours, so for now Fairfarren.

Also you can find me on YouTube at TearsofaDragon13.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and go good with katchup.

This is sorta lame but. Can anyone gues my real name, it's a month...Parle bu francais?

And now here is some randomness. Salut! Tres heureuse! Je m'appelle Avril, j'ai quinze ans. J'aime lire, ecoute de la musiqe, et reagrde le cinema. Je suis brune, petite, et amusantes! Tchao!

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"One imagination at a time, free from the influence of another." -Tony

"The only thing that matters is the ending. That's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... is very good. This one's perfect." -Mort Rainey

"Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" -Captian Jack Sparrow

"Write about anything. Write about your family. Write about the talking whale."
"What whale?"
"The one that's trapped in your imagination and desperate to get out."- J.M Barry

"In my trade, to be spoken well of can be professionally disasterous.- Dean Corso

"It's all because I was obliged to kill Time waiting for your return. You're terribly late you know...naughty. Well, Time bacame quite offended and stopped working altoghether, not a tick ever since."- Mad Hatter

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, really living it!"- Sweeney Todd

" Come to negotiate you slimy git! Look waht I've got. I got a jar of dirt!" -Capt. Jackie

"Of course, others can go by horse or by rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat."-Mad Hatter

"These are desperate times Mrs. Lovett, desperate measures are called for."-Sweeney Todd

"My tremendious intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are...troubled."-Captian Jack Sparrow

"I"m George Mcfly, and I'm your densesity, oh I mean, Your destiny."-George McFly

"Is it not far better to be feared then loved?" -Knave of Hearts

And by, the by, Snape is a unicorn.- my wack-job friend that I love( we can be a wee bit insane at times...)

(Discalimer, I do not own any of the character, movies, books, songs, names, poems or settings I might mention in my stories. Stupid FBI, you'll never catch me! You'll have to take dead, or hang me by the wrists for three days!!! Oh, sorry, that was suposed to stay in my head...forget I typed that...heh..heh...meh.)

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Deception by silverstreakednight reviews
"Why Hatter. I had no idea you played with dolls." What if Bayard hadn't kept silent about the teapot? How would it change the fate of two individuals, all under the watchful eyes of the Red Queen's Kingdom. And just who is deceiving who? EDITED storywise
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,729 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
The Truth of the Trial by Tamilda reviews
Epilogue of Sweeney Todd. Toby follows Johanna and Anthony, they take him in knowing nothing of his past. Not knowing that he may be the dangerous answer to Johanna's mysterious past.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Johanna B., Tobias R. - Complete
Alice's Trip There and Back by Foresaken-Shadow reviews
Wonderland has been saved, but not all is as it appears. What would become of that world if she lost herself? Set after Burton's story with themes from American McGee's Alice. Playing with Alice x Hatter..but then there's that annoying Knave.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,181 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Blade is Drawing Nearer by SpoonfulOfArsenic reviews
Sweeney Todd wants the pain to end.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
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A Little Scrap of Memeory reviews
A bit of a sequel/oneshot for A Cat's Way. Hope all you other loonies out there like it
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
In Desperate Need of Laundry reviews
Sweeney has to change his shirt at some point in time...just read it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Cat's Way reviews
After three years in the Company Alice had decided to return to Underland. But after such a long time has everyone given up hope that she remebers? Has even her best friend the Mad Hatter been driven so far as to push her memory from his mind?AliceXHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Blood Brothers reviews
As quite a young Firestar is told a story by his father about his old life in the Clans, we discover a terrible and bloody genealogy. Please do not read this if you haven't read "Bluestars Prophecy".
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Firestar, Tigerstar - Complete
What To Do With Pirelli reviews
How exactly did Sweeney get Pirelli's body into that trunk just before Tobi shot in to the room?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sweeney T., Adolfo Pirelli - Complete
A Leapard's Love reviews
We see just why Leapardstar was in league with Tigerstar's horrible plots.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Leopardstar, Tigerstar - Complete
Drinking Problems reviews
A writer and a barber with nothing to do and some loose alchohol.
Crossover - Secret Window & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sweeney T. - Complete