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Author has written 4 stories for WolfQuest, and Sims.

Name: Eric

Age: 15

Likes: Dogs, books,, wolves, etc.


Uncompleted: Relocated

Completed: Choco Seeker, motherlode', Present and Future

I hate: Writer blocks!!!(argh...), having no ideas, write something embarrassing.

And...I suck at names...

'Authors, he thought, even the sane ones are nuts'-The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown

'Any fool can make history, but it takes a genius to write it'-Oscar Wilde

'The "sexual" method of reading a book would be to buy two copies, rip the pages out, and make a new copy by combining half the pages from one and half from the other, tossing a coin at each page to decide which original to take the page from and which to throw away.'-Mark Ridley

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Here are some things you can do in an elevator for a laugh:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Repost if you laughed...

or if you'll acctually do any of these things.

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It is made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean, what are your relations like?
P: All my relations are still in Poland.

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I am always up before her.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She is going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She is going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read and it say: 'Polish Remover'.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

On webpage title:

National Geography - 500 server error - Inspiring People to Care About the Planet Since 1888

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Ice Dragon Jedi by Alasse Earfalas reviews
When Toshiro is sent to investigate a new dimension right after returning from Karakura Town, he winds up in the Jedi Temple. His power is soon noticed by the Sith, prompting Yoda to teach Toshiro about the dangers of anger and the Dark Side. HitsuHina
Crossover - Star Wars & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 72,631 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Yoda, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Story of Ash by Cyndaquil143 reviews
Born in Amethyst mountain, this young wolf has to learn to survive out on his own. Only barely a year old, can he make it?
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AU Crossover with Bleach. Zoro has always hid the fact he can see ghosts from the crew. Now, after an attack from an evil sprit, he now has the abilities of a Soul Reaper. Can he keep this a secret for long? Please R&R
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 81,135 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Zoro, Rukia K.
The White Wolf by CorneliaSpyre reviews
Strange things often happen to Luminara, a moon-white wolf with a haunted past. But when her long-lost sister and her worst enemy come to Amethyst Mountain to compete in the Pack Games, both dammed-up feelings and a complex conspiracy will be revealed.
WolfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011
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My name is Lilly. I am a white dolphin and guardian of Atlantis. My first story! Can this dolphin guardian return to the ruins of Atlantis when she is captured, even when she may have found love? Rates T for possible blood
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Counterparts by AuthoressMegz reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy were not friends. But they weren't enemies either. They were more like...counterparts. Albus's take on his relationship with Scorpius Malfoy as their Hogwarts career comes to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Adventure Through RuneScape by Mainiac97 reviews
A young man called Mainiac97 enters RuneScape like any other person, but from the start it is obvious he isn't normal. Evil forces are gathering, creatures are going insane, darkness approaches, and it all seems to centre on him... COMPLETE!
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 89 - Words: 243,221 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
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Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010
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That's right, the Animorphs meet me, Tobias Mason Park. And, guess what, they aren't the friendly bunch that you once believed them to be...they're kind of assholes, really. Watch as they put down my stories...yea, Ax too!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
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The Animorphs are given something very rare; a break from the Yeerks. So, they start checking on their facebook accounts. Soon, Ax shows an interest as well. But, that's nothing out of the ordinary, right?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ax, Jake - Complete
Shifting Times by Shadewolf7 reviews
I was the silent one, the story that was never told. For my own protection, of course...
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,441 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008
Role Model by Imago Storm reviews
Alex Mercer is reluctant, but he has no choice but to take a child under his care. As the days go by, his jealousy of the child's emotions wanders away, but then Blackwatch comes to take it all away...
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Citlali and Lalawethika are wolves living their lives in Amethyst Mountain, getting ready to move to Slough Creek, until problems arise, like a grizzly bear and a mad pack that wants to eleminate all humans on Earth! Summary continued in Ch 4!
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AU Dumbledore's searches for Harry Potter turns out empty handed until he tried using Fawkes. Not only does he find him, but also he was raised in another dimension by pirates! Watch out Hogwarts, the Straw Hat Pirates are coming! Please R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,793 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Luffy - Complete
Hedwig's Story by mochaswirl reviews
We all know Harry's story right? but what about faithful Hedwig? This is a story showing her thoughts, from when Hagrid picked her for Harry and so forth! Hedwigs POV, spoilers may come later on. Rated T for mild language and and stuff that could happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Hedwig
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Relocated reviews
A wolf relocated to Yellowstone, meets a wolf he knows and some other wolves, meanwhile getting put on the wanted list of a another get the idea. Note: I am currently editting the previous chapters, so updates will take a while.
WolfQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010
Present and Future
A very short random story. Inspired by 'A string in the harp'
WolfQuest - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Choco Seeker reviews
Random one-shot, relates to Relocated.
WolfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
motherlode' reviews
Sim blamed for theft. People with same name:this is a coincidence.
Sims - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete