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HI

My name:WHY WOULD I WANT TO TELL

Age:13

Birthday:Oct 13,1996

Well,I'm smart,kind,curious and like to try new stuff.I'm tough but kind and caring.LONG STORY SHORT,I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.I love anything adventurous,cute,funny,romantic and fun.I support many pairings which is hard to type it all.My favorite author in fanfic.net is Crystal Persian and my fave friend here is

I am the kind of girl who figures out how to put exponets and those little exponets that go below the letter on microsoft word and can spen a good ten minutes just playing around with that until i realize what i actually got on to do.

I'm the kind of girl that will stay up all night and yet not be tired in the morning.

I am the kind of girl who will find a piece of paper that i can fold a million different ways the most amusing thisn.

I'm the type of girl who finds shiny things very amusing to look at.

I'm the type of girl who laughs randomly while at the store because i think of something that happened weeks, months, or even years ago

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears

1.YOUR REAL NAME:K.R.S

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kreizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Violet Cat

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Sankria(sounds cool)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Cocktail

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rneucko(how to pronounce it!?!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Maria

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Cameo(only my sister have a pet,so there)

Quotes

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time.

A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops.

"Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only one will make your dreams come true."- Unknown

"No guy is worth your tears, and the one that is, won't make you cry."- Unknown

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every six months."- Oscar Wilde

"It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know."- Eleanor Roosevelt

"What is hell? I still maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love"- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back."- Plato

"You have not failed until you quit trying."- Gordon B. Hinckley

"God made man, and then he said, 'I can do better than that,' and he made woman."- Adela Rogers

"We accept the love we think we deserve."- Stephen Chbosky

"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."- Jodi Picoult

"I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."- Neil Gaiman

"Always do what you are afraid to do."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."- Anais Nin

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." -Anonymous

"There are two kinds of people in the world - those who hate and fear clowns...and clowns" -"The Quillan Games" by D.J. MacHale

"One night, I lay in bed, looking up at the stars, and thought...'where the heck is the ceiling?'" -Anonymous

When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.

It’s okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

"Fantasy is more important than knowledge because knowledge is limited...But your imagination can go on forever."

"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to"

"Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you absolutely nowhere."

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."

"I have a time machine. It is essentially a cardboard box that only goes forward at a normal speed."

"Sometimes I wonder why that frisbee is getting bigger...And than it hits me."

"If people were meant to pop out of bed, they would sleep in toasters."

"I wish my enemies a long life so that they will see my success."

"I haven't failed, I've just found 10 000 ways that don't work."

"Dream dreams you never dared dream before."

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

I disagree with unanimity.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Always Avoid Alliteration.

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

One should never generalize.

Avoid clichés like the plague.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

Profanity sucks.

I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Death to all fanatics!

An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on.

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Don't hit a man with glasses...use your fist.

When everything's going your way, you're driving in the wrong lane.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Evil isn't all bad.

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

There's no such thing as nonexistence.

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

He doesn't have much of a reputation...or so I've heard.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!

Rehab is for quitters!

The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?

My identity lies in not knowing who I am.

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

Entropy just isn't what it used to be.

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.

There are only three kinds of people in the world: people who can count and people who can't.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Life is full of uncertainties...or is it?

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again...it was probably worth it.

Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.

No matter how hard you try, you can't fall off the floor.

Everybody is just figments of my imagination.

You know something is wrong with you when a supposedly invulnerable demon asks you to keep them alive, and you then refuse bonus money for saving their worthless carcass.

Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

No one is a virgin, the world screws us all.

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.

Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs...

There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like u anymore!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

In case of emergency, speak in clichés.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane.

Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.

Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone else, only more so.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You'll see.

Though I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for you are with me;
your rod and your staff, they comfort me. Psalms 23

The course of true love never did run smooth. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, A Midsummer Night's Dream

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" Puck from A Midsummer's Nights Dream

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

One by one the penguins still my sanity.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Nature is not only all that is visible to the eye — it also includes the inner pictures of the soul.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

''I ran with scissors and LIVED!!''

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents.

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

I love my crazy friends. They are my life.

Say those three words that could mean so much to me, to you

Mean them and I'll mean them too.

It's those three words that could change someone's life

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I find "good morning" contradictory.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''

''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.''

''It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.''

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the world together." - Random website

"The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. Now you're a certified tradesman!"

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." -Anonymous

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!

Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Boldly going nowhere.

Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your shake!

Cancel my subscription because I'm tired of your issues.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

My philosophy: Always guilty, NEVER ashamed

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I AM THE ONES THAT ARE IN BOLD..SO LETS GET STARTED

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm MORMON so i MUST believe the world revolves around me (i do know people who act like that so to those few that believe this. GET OVER YOURSELVES AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ROAD!)
I'm NOT LIkE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm White so I MUST be a RACIST

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm MORMON so I MUST NOT have any friends of the opposite sex

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T like SPORTS so I MUST be fat
My FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK so I MUST be GOTH or EMO
I'm SOUTHERN so i MUST only LISTEN TO COUNTRY and TALK LIKE A HILL BILLY

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
i'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxox

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

('I really cried after i red this')

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Love.

Though they may come from seperate countries, or corners of the world, these girls have united under the bond of friendship, which has allowed them to defend one another and to gain what they never had before. Now, when they discover a secret, they must hide it from the others, for fear of not being understood.

Besides, who would believe you when you talk about giant turtles in the sewer? But, when they each find another, friendships are tested as love and passion take hold. But so does danger and adventure.

Together, all eight of them must band together, create new alliances and try to keep their secrets protected. Will they thrive under the pressure, or crumble? Was their love meant to be forever or not at all?

We'll soon find out.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Things My Mom Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Pride

(my version)

Are you proud of me,mother

I hardly love you at all

Are you proud of me,father

I never gave you a call

Are you proud of me,sister

You're the toy i played

Are you proud of me,brother

And all the broken promises i made

Are proud of me teachers

You gave me lessons i ignored

Are you proud of me classmates

I'm the reason death is at your door

Are you proud of me,lover

And the burden i made you carry

Are you proud of me friends

I trapped you in a place so scary

Are you still proud of me

I left you all behind

Are you still proud of me

Full of hatred in my mind

Are you proud of me now?

I hate you all today

Are you proud of me now!

This will be the last thing i say

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Fourty- Nine laws of Anime: (But there are only forty six!?!)

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

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Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, " You figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

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Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

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i FOUND this really ENTERTAINING

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.

On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.

On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly.

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.

On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
Do not wash.

On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
Some assembly required.

On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
May irritate eyes.

On a Frisbee:
Warning: may contain small parts.

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

On a toilet cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.

On a blowtorch:
Not used for drying hair.

On a washing machine inn a launderette:
No small children.

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

On a push along lawn mower:
Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.

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The Song of a Hungry Warrior

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword,

Oh, I'll chop you into pieces if you don't give me some Reeses

Oh I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun,

Oh, I'll shoot you till you die if you don't give me pie

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe,

Oh, I'll chop off your head if you don't give me some bread

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear,

Oh, I'll stick you on my spear if you don't give me some beer

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes,

Oh, I'll fight you night and day if you get in my way-ay

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes!
You like? Copy and paste, and remember, this was Diagon the Uber Lord of Lawls' Idea.

Why can't little kids realize that Disney Channel is attempting world domination? If you don't know either, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 of all teenagers would cry if they saw the Jonas Bros. and Miley Cyrus about to jump off a cliff. Post this if you'd be one of the .5 who'd be willing to push them.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Birth Months:

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive.attractive. sexy.Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. sweet.Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.(so true its weird lol it scares me)

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!

"Once upon a time, a girl went to bed at ten o'clock one night. At ten thirty, she felt a feather tickling her foot. Giggling, she pulled her foot away and looked at the end of the bed, but there was nothing there. Shrugging, she tried to go to sleep again. At ten forty-five she felt the feather tickling her foot again. Giggling, and getting nervous, she pulled her foot away and got out of bed, looking around her room. There was nothing under her bed, and nothing under the covers. Still afraid, but feeling safer, she locked her bedroom door and laid down in bed. When her clock flicked to eleven, she felt two feathers tickling her feet. But, this time she couldn't pull her feet away or move at all! The girl laid there, laughing and begging for the tickling to stop. The second the clock struck midnight, the room became even darker and Hell appeared in the girl's mirror. Chains shot out of the mirror and grabbed her, pulling her in while the feathers kept tickling her feet. The next morning, when her parents came in to check on her, they only found a bloodstained black feather on her bed.

If you read this line, then you have until 10:00 p.m. to send this to all your friends and post it in your profile!
If you don't the devil will come and tickle your feet at 10:30 and take you to hell!" You better do it. :D

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out to the skies, “Oh Lord, I have a problem.”

And the Lord said, “What’s the matter, Eve?”

“I know you created me and this beautiful garden,” said Eve, “but I’m lonely – and I’m sick of eating apples.”

“Well, in that case,” replied the Almighty, “I’ll create a man for you.”

“What’s a man?” asked Eve.

“He’s a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he’s big, fast, and muscular. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals – and not bad in the sack.”

“Sounds great!” replied Eve.

“There’s one condition,” added the Lord. “You’ll have to let him believe I made him first.”

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Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Alex R., Dean
The Seme Handbook by Faith Valconbridge reviews
We've all read it,right?The famous Seme Handbook,bringing us rules such as, "If you can't make your uke come by just licking his a** then you suck in bed."The Semes try master all the guidelines when Akihiko stumbles upon the Handbook...
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011
Demon's Lair by hislittlerobin reviews
Post Season One, AU. Ciel's game has finally ended, and he's ready to finally die. But when he's thrown into another game without a say, where will he end up? Who will he have left? Will Sebastian come back? And most of all...why is he still alive?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,915 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Junjou Patronus by The Black Flamingo101 reviews
Oh yes I did. A fun year of banter, drama, and love in the wonderful school of Hogwarts! All Junjou and Hatsukoi couples as well as cameos from Descendants of Darkness, Okane Ga Nai, Hetalia, and others as well! Rated Mature-COMPLETE!-
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,367 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
The Burden of a Broken Heart by fierysuzaku reviews
The heart is the strongest and weakest part of the human body, it can save you, or break you. Set during the time after Ritsu and Takano broke up and before they met again...
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano - Complete
Forgive My Words by Fujiwara-Yume Projects reviews
Takano said something cruel to Ritsu, which lead to Ritsu killing himself. Yet is this all just a dream, reality or an illusion made by certain someone?
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano - Complete
The Poison by sassybutt32 reviews
Alice is back for as long as she pleases in Underland. The Hatter is very happy about this but when the Red Queen learned of this news she will do whatever it takes to get her revenge! Based off Tim Burton's film.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Broken Heart by MikoChanXxX reviews
El melodioso sonido del piano y la letra de aquella canción interpretada por él describían a la perfección su corazón destrozado por el rechazo.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - An Kohinata - Complete
Broken Pieces by Rejected Forgotten Love reviews
Heartbreak - the only thing that would cause a man to shatter into pieces on the floor, picking himself up as he went along, becoming a terrible mess inside until someone bothered to put them back together piece by piece.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Takafumi Yokozawa - Complete
Butler Swap by MarsInsane reviews
A little story based off a drawing DA. What happens if the Butlers switch masters for a day? Slight warning for Alois being Alois and shota-con. Lemons starting at chapter 4.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Muffins by Ayumubunni reviews
A scientist creates a genderbending formula and a certain few people happen to accidentally intake it and go through some. . . changes. Includes all three couples! Chapter 10: Hiroki adopts a new identity.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
Alois Trancys Super Fabulous Amazing Diary by kaaaaarl reviews
Entailing everything from his crush on the gorgeous Claude, to his hatred of that hoe Hannah, and all about his super rival Ciel. Read all his ramblings, and how his hair is so much better than the triplets,as it is of course, 'shinylicious'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alois T.
Crazy Today by bespectacled-lazy reviews
When you see your co-worker and your boyfriend talking to each other in the bookstore along with an angry and jealous boss behind you, you know that today is a crazy day.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kou Yukina, Shouta Kisa - Complete
FmF: Interns by spiritmind675 reviews
For those of you who enjoyed 'Fangirls meet Fandom'-we give you FmF2. Watch what ensues as our two fangirls become interns at Marukawa Publishing! Their own kind of work, that's for sure, and how does Yokozawa fair in this chaos?
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Masamune Takano, Ritsu Onodera - Complete
The Let's Kill Claude Request Center by Aeary reviews
A drabble series depicting the many different ways in which Claude Faustus deserves to die, from teapots to knitting needles. Request your own Claude death! Rating will stay in the K to T range.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Claude F.
Operation UNITE by penspot reviews
A decomissioning story... kind of. Decomissioning Sector V was the supidest thing the KND ever did. Now they need the team in a dire time, but first they have to be proven trustworthy for them to help. Canon pairings R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,433 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Infinite Spiral by Sardonyx Ichigo reviews
It started during New Verstoria and now little by little he's remembering...the past is returning and darkness is coming. Can Dan remember in time or will his friends pay the price? AU Guadalian Invaders Saga.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Dan K.
20 things about Ciel Phantomhive by Kimchi Bomb reviews
20 random things about Ciel Phantomhive... DISCONTINUED
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ciel P.
To My Own Little Boy by KuroFan4235 reviews
A series of anonymous gifts and strange goings-on take place while Ciel is ill. How will Sebastian and Ciel handle this new mystery?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,302 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Bakugan: Rebellion by R-Mac reviews
Naga has returned with some new help and he succeeds in taking over the world. It's now up to a new team of Bakugan Brawlers to save the world. Rated T for language
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Drago, Naga - Complete
Lost In The Storm Of Madness by The.Ocean.Shadow reviews
A storm is approaching. The storm is said to be odd and maddening,nothing like ever before. What could happen when Alice's ship gets caught in the eye of the storm? Could this possibly be her way back to Underland? If that's so, what happens then?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,609 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Play My Heart by KiyoMeow1305 reviews
In a world full of crazy fangirls and annoying paparazzi, will the famous band, Inazuma Japan, have enough time to find love between each other?
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Endo M., Kazemaru I.
Life Is a Platypus by bookwatchertox reviews
See how Phineas, Ferb, and Doof's lives meet... believe me, the story is better than the summary... I hope. Ch.5 is here: so is the end. Or is it just the beginning? See more conspiracy, more terror, and the fall of Danville. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Vampires: A Love So Wrong by ArtisticGirl2.0 reviews
Misty is a vampire slayer. Ash is a vampire. They're supposed to hate each other; and Misty is supposed to kill him. But how can she kill him when she's falling in love with him? AAML/Pokeshipping! First Part in the Vampire Saga
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Somebody To Love by whitemokona234 reviews
Meg is sick and tired being treated like a total stranger by her own family! So she moves out. In the process, she meets this guy who actually treats like somebody. Can she find happiness in this man? What will her family do without her?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Meg G.
Shadow of A Desiring Heart by Tiashe Silverfox reviews
The Earl of Phantomhive had received an order to investigate about the terrorizing Night Beast that appeared in town and caused a terror to civilian. But unknown to them, the Night Beast is not what they think.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Remember Your Way Home by Flawrence reviews
Alice Kingsley has been travelling the world for over a year and a half since rejecting Hamish's proposal. Lately, she has been having dreams of a man with familiar green eyes, but she can't seem to remember where she's seen him before.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The devil's music by Skaternova reviews
Chiro learns a new piece of music on the violin, but he doesn't know that the music is more than meets the eye. AxC
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Antauri, Chiro
Mackenzie Dylan Cooper by Sonny Bunny reviews
Chad wakes up thinking he's Mackenzie and for some strange reason he believes Sonny is Chloe.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,417 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Pyrus 'n Ventus by Stephy825 reviews
From the time they have first met to the time that they had to separate, lots of things could have taken place...with Dan and Shun it's definitely a whole bunch of moments that they will always cherish in their hearts.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Dan K., Shun K. - Complete
When I Grow Up by tinybit92 reviews
Edith gives a school report about what she wants to be when she grows up. With Gru for a dad there is only one possible answer to this question: super-villain.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Edith - Complete
Trust by Idiot Number 42 reviews
Sebastian is the most trustworthy person Ciel knows... even though he's not really a person. Drabble about Ciel and Sebastian's relationship, not intended as slash. Spoilers for second series.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
You're Back? by xXStarlighttXx reviews
Rhen returns to Clearwater to marry Danny, but finds out he's dead. She's brokenhearted, but then Lars arrives, and just when they fall in love with eachother, Dameon arrives and kidnaps Rhen...
Aveyond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Lars T., Rhen P.
Raised By Monkeys by Aunna reviews
Everyone always thinks that Chiro's parents are dead. I'm one of them. But what if Chiro's mom had left Chiro for the monkeys to raise? The story is finished! Had to re-rate because of alcohol, cigarettes, and death.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Until that time comes by mrs-faustus reviews
He studied the young boy's expression. It was so morbid. Not at all the expression a young boy should wear. sorry I'm not so good at summaries...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Whispering in Darkness by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
:O Usually I stick to humor, but my friend suggested that I should write an angst/tragedy fic. Ciel and Alois are still sitting in darkness, waiting to see which one of their butlers won. They talk to pass the time.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Hitchhiking by Aunna reviews
This is a sequel to Abducted in Broad Daylight. When Chiro get's kidnapped again he is forced to hitchhike home. Will he survive or will Antauri find him dead in the ditches of the outer boundries of Shuggazoom? Ch. 12 is here!
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Chiro, Antauri - Complete
Agni's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
As requested by AznRoll! Want your own curry machine? Read this guide! Note: I've decided to definitely make a sequel to Kuroshtisuji Robot Epidemic! Keep an eye out! xD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Agni
Codependency by biawutnow reviews
Ciel Phantomhive, saved from the verge of death by his butler, must survive on his own for just one short week. Can he manage, or will he be crying for help? Rating may go up.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Kuroshitsuji Robot Epidemic! by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Based on the Kuroshitsuji User's Guides I've been writing: In a world where your favorite anime character can be delivered and reprogrammed to fit your personality, a strange virus is going around...and it's decimating the fangirl population!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Claude F., Ciel P. - Complete
REASONS by Behest.R reviews
2#: To pray:...and he realized at that moment...that God had finally forsaken him, because he had given him someone else to look up to. Seb/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Drocell Cains's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
OMFG I LOVE DROCELL! Hugs and kisses to change-of-hearts, for being a Drocell fan! Wanted to own your private puppeteer? Read this guide to prevent him from changing you into a puppet!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Drossel K. - Complete
Oatmeal by Flying Pyro of Doom reviews
Pure crack. Alois Trancy despises oatmeal, and yet Claude brings it to him for breakfast every morning. Alois needs to find a way to dispose of the stuff. Who better to pawn it off on then the triplets?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Claude F., Thompson - Complete
Claude Faustus's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
I'm terrified of spiders...and I don't understand how fangirls can love a spidery William's cousin wannabe. But the customers like this model, so here ya go! Claude Faustus's User Guide! the self note...means a possible future fanfic!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Claude F. - Complete
Ciel the Little Blue Riding Hood by Reality is Darkness reviews
Ciel receives an invitation from his sick friend, Alois. Halfway through his travel, he bumps into a certain pedophile spider demon! Will Ciel be able to reach Alois' house successfully?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ciel P., Claude F. - Complete
Undertaker's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
NEW: The Anime Unit Company is now selling a special, limited edition model: UNDERTAKER! This lovely unit, suggested to us by Sonata and ShinigamiLullaby, is now on sale! This guide is essential for maintaining your Limited Edition unit; enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Undertaker - Complete
Ciel Phantomhive's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ever wanted to own a CIEL PHANTOMHIVE unit? Read this manual NOW to learn how to take care of him! Inspired by whoever started making these brilliant guides...I think the original was for Lord of the Rings.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Ciel Phantomhive SebaCiel by DoILoveYou-No reviews
SebaCiel -Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Sebastian bakes chocolate chip cookies for Ciel for Christmas, but that's not all he gets.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Final Moment by anime-fangirl26 reviews
The contract has been fulfilled and Sebastian can now claim what's his. But is he really planning to take Ciel's soul or does he have other plans for the young Earl? Please Review XD XD XD XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
A 1,001 Tales a Phantomhive Butler Must Know by Tango Saltat reviews
The young Phantomhive earl is having difficulty falling asleep, so he orders his capable butler to solve this bothersome problem.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Beast comes to call by TailzofDarkLight reviews
Antauri is changed into a beast and ends up snatching Chiro! Can the team save them both? A Birth Day Gift and Request!
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Antauri, Chiro - Complete
Frog Eggs by Blue Rose Calico reviews
Prince Naveen wakes up and suddenly believes he and Tiana are going to have children. How will he react to suddenly being a dad?
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Prince Naveen, Tiana
Otakus Undercover by Charlene Heo reviews
What happens when Inazuma Japan gets roped into helping the FBI into busting a flirty, gay and handsome-rich bastard into jail? Well, Kazemaru is used as bait, duh. Endou gets... jealous? WHAT? 風堂、やおい!お宅!
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kazemaru I., Endo M.
Heloise and the other Miservilley by goingunder9 reviews
No more mistakes, no more interruptions, nothing can go wrong ... or do you?, Heloise is more than determined to achieve his goal, he finally achieved it, that more could go wrong?, Jimmy finally be responsible?¡
Jimmy Two-Shoes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010
What happens in Gimmelschtump by Maya Serena reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Brother from Another Mother by KCKibbles reviews
After being forced into a contest for the best brother and sister relationship, Candace is paired with Ferb, while Stacy gets to borrow Phineas. Candace never really knew her own stepbrother, yet he knew all about her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Candace, Ferb
Was I A Little Too Hard Yesterday? by Charlene Heo reviews
Fubuki finally pushes Atsuya out of his mind, and gathers up his courage to tell Gouenji his feelings. Things happen... some unexpectedly.
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Goenji S., Fubuki S. - Complete
The Otakus Attack by Charlene Heo reviews
Just a little something to scare the life out of Endou and Kazemaru. Me and my band of Otakus jump into the Inazuma Eleven world and make Kazemaru and Endou get 'together'. CRACK FIC.
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kazemaru I., Endo M. - Complete
Spark Boy! by Charlene Heo reviews
Kazemaru is depressed that Endou doesn't return his feelings... or so he thinks. Slowly, the blunet drifts apart from the team. Will Endou realise Kazemaru's feelings in time... or will Kazemaru lose his fighting spirit forever?
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Kazemaru I., Endo M.
Natsu's Birthday by Ultimate Mask reviews
It's sad and self explained
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Igneel, Lucy H. - Complete
Flu by LovelySinner7 reviews
While taking care of a sick Chiro, Antauri thinks about a few things during this time. A fluffy one shot between Antauri and Chiro. Father/Son Relationship Enjoy! In Antauri's POV
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Antauri, Chiro - Complete
The Language of the Flowers by Tyranae reviews
May demands a rose from Drew, but instead of the usual red kind, he gives her 3 roses of different colors. What is the meaning of this? Drabble and a one-shot. Light MayxDrew nothing inappropriate. Please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Nagi's Horoscope by Voltorn reviews
Nagi likes to read horoscope to develop her relation with Hayate. One day, the horoscope says...
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Nagi, Hayate
All That Matters by Cherazor reviews
In the darkness of the night, Phineas can't help but ask a question that has been plaguing him all day - doesn't it bother Ferb when he never seems to get the acknowledgment he deserves for the work he does on their projects? No pairings
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
P&F:TDP Ep2 Into the Crypt of Phinferb by Creep E. Crawly Man reviews
2nd episode of "The Doof's Playhouse". After defeating the evil plot of Mitch, Phineas and Ferb dicover a bunch of old film reels, each uncovering the last escapade of their ancestors, Dr. Phineastein and Ferbgor.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Phineas, Ferb
I've been waiting by Rinslet-Walker reviews
20 years have passed and Makoto hasn't seen Chiaki, does this mean that she will never see him again?
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010
Sonny with a Chance of Blogs by Fly Raven. Fly reviews
Chad's blogs are mostly lies. Anything that doesn't involve me hating him, being irritated, or wishing he would shove his stupid head in a toilet are lies. Ah, the joys of blogging.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sonny M.
The Official Channy Article by living.my.own.fantasy reviews
An article is written about Sonny's infatuation with Chad. We all know that's the truth, but hey, Sonny is in denial. There's the confrontation. AHA! What do we discover? What does Chad have to do with the article? Rated CHANNY! Fluffy/Pointless ONE-SHOT
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
brian's letter by tyler11 reviews
Brian leaves a letter to Lois dont want to give it all away please r and r
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Brian G., Lois G.
Roses and Violets in the blogging world by Liggy-Jayne reviews
Sonny loves the roses are red, violets are blue poems but Chad made fun of her for it, so what happens when Chad goes all romantic on her blog? Now two-shot thanks to amazing reviewers!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Letters by GreenEmeraldGirlxoxo reviews
Misty writes her crush a letter. In Pallet town Ash is trying to write his crush a letter. Who are their crushs? And well they actually send it? Read to find out.Pokeshipping. Enjoy and Review. One/shot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Gloria by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-Pre-Series/Post-"Secret of the Sixth Monkey."- After all that's happened, their creator's turning and their former leader's betrayal, it is no wonder that the Monkey Team is wary of their new leader, the boy Chiro. Oneshot.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Chiro - Complete
Only You by Charlene Heo reviews
If Fudou ever tried asking Otonashi out, Kidou would break him. Because he loved his sister, and his sister only. "I love you too. Only you." Request from Hiroto.
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Haruna Otonashi, Kido Y. - Complete
Lost by Charlene Heo reviews
Kazemaru is dead. Endou's soul died with him. This takes place at the end of the Aliea arc, where Kazemaru is a Dark Emperor. Only this time... he dies.
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Endo M., Kazemaru I. - Complete
Strong Enough by captainkodak1 reviews
Just a little story about the night Kim realized that Ron was the one for her.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Kim P., Ron S.
I Want Sebastians Soul by IWalkedWithZombie reviews
What happens when Claude wants to confess his love to Ciel? Crack. Pure Crack. For Thursday Crack Ficlets 3 Love Confessions . Please read and review! Warning: Cursing, dancing, singing, and fanfic crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ciel P., Claude F. - Complete
Prayer of the Young at Heart by Lauraqua reviews
-"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to God my soul to keep..." Wendy knows it's time for her to leave this earth and travel to a better place... her paradise... her Neverland. - short oneshot -
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Wendy D., Peter P. - Complete
Myrtle's Nightmare by Jessica12357 reviews
Myrtle is mean to Lilo, and the next night she has a nightmare involving Jessica. Includes a song that's sung to the tune of "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's my own version of the song, so don't copy it. Rated T just in case
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Mertle E., Lilo P. - Complete
The Emotional Basics by riot tuna reviews
Everyone has their emotional problems, even Kazemaru. Ficlet/Drabble. KazemaruxEndou and slight GoenjixEndou later on. More based on the anime.
Inazuma Eleven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
Hang in There, Baby by FalselyTrue reviews
Charlie is nearly 16 years old. When she stumbles upon a box of videos in the attic from a girl claiming to be her big sister, Charlie wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is this mysterious Teddy, and why does no one want to tell her about Teddy?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Charlie D. - Complete
I kissed a guy by Leiztrif reviews
Dan and the others are having a party and little accident happened
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Shun K., Dan K. - Complete
Dan and Runo's Last Stand by RunoandAkizafan reviews
One Shot! Dan tells Runo that he is moving to bayview.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Dan K., Runo M. - Complete
Light of Darkness, Mirmo de Pon! by TooYoungToLove reviews
A black light is coming from Mirmo's mug! What does it mean anyway? Please R&R! Rated T for Death...btw, this is a one-shot!
Mirmo Zibang! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Unforeseen by Lee Savage reviews
Mandarin's fate was sealed by his actions, but can fate be changed? If so, how will this affect what has been preordained for others?
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Chiro, Mandarin
Perry the Platypus : The Secret is Out by flameblaster13 reviews
What happens when Phineas and Ferb discover Perrys agent identity? What happens when Heinz Doofenshmirtz discovers Perrys pet identity?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
My one wish by Alphawulf reviews
Random poems about the usual antics of the talented stepbrothers, Phineas and Ferb!. In Isabella's POV. One-sided phinbella for now...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Isabella
Support by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
After a nightmare, Ferb looks to Phineas for consolation-a role reversal that both boys find comforting, and one that shows they will always be able to go to each other with their fears. Sibling fluff and goodness with some angst. Short ficlet.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Memories by Ani Pendragon reviews
A look into the childhood of Shun Kazami and Dan Kuso, and of their friendship, which has lasted even the toughest of obstacles.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Shun K., Dan K.
Prelude to a Battle by UnfrozenPopsicle reviews
Gary's on his way to the Silver Conference, when he suddenly remembers someone who urges him to set his priorities straight. Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
When Sonny Met Nancy by CeliaEquus reviews
It was bound to happen. He was bound to return for one of his books. She was bound to bump into him. So what happened when Sonny met Nancy? Disclaimer: I don't own the Nancy Drew series, nor am I making any money from this.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
A Day Off by Purpleground reviews
So what happened when the gang took a day off from training? For the record, just being Normal.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
ContestShipping TalkShow by earlymorninglight12 reviews
A new May and Drew talk show! Submit your questions/dares and read them talk to each other and confess certain feelings! Not to mention there's going to be TONS of roses blooming around the stage...obviously: ContestShipping. Rated T just in case.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
Pika Worries by diesir reviews
A former sort story. A certain Pokemon will go at any lenth to grab the attention of it's owner. A story of unrequitted love! Chapter six, they are getting along at last.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Pikachu, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
A Small Chance For Redemption by Jenn the Cat reviews
"Well look who's joined us," Lync snickered. "Redemption means death, huh?" Volt laughed lightly. All Hydron could do was groan. A Vexos one-shot.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Prince Hydron - Complete
Bakugan Plus WWW Equals FAIL by Devilish Aisha reviews
After defeating the Vexos and saving New Vestroia, the brawlers have nothing to do. Will Alice's suggestion save them from extreme boredom? Rated T for future chapters. Please review!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010
Oh the Clicheness of Fanfiction by bluewingedangel81 reviews
Basically a bunch of stories of which the brawlers find out that people write those crappy stories about them! I own nothing, of course!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Cherry Sundown by ox-dancindarlin-xo reviews
The Pokémon adventures are over, and our hero's are all grown up. But they haven't seen each other in years... And Ash's Pokémon are finding it difficult to forgive him. What happens when a tearful reunion could change their lives forever?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
One Last Time Until You Die by Suicune98 reviews
What would you do if your soul mate said he didnt love you anymore? Would you break down in tears or take it to more extreame measures?
Pucca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
An Owner's Guide to the Brawlers by bluewingedangel81 reviews
Every wanted your very own special brawler? Well take care to read the manual before buying one! I own nothing.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
Pikachu and Tomato Sauce Forever! by yamiyugi23 reviews
Drabble fic. Buneary finds out just who is the number one in Pikachu's heart.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Buneary/Mimirol, Pikachu - Complete
Glasses by ruthc93 reviews
Why exactly did Sam continue to wear the glasses? One-shot. Short. FLAM.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Searching Inside by animefan018 reviews
After a horrible epicdemic broke out, CHiro was forced to use the power primate to rid the city of the sickness before time ran out. But when they no longer feel the power primate in him, where did it go? Sequal to Epicdemic!
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Chiro, Antauri
Sick Day by LovelySinner7 reviews
Every hero has their day. Chiro is no exception to this rule when he gets sick. A fluffy AntaurixChiro one shot! ENJOY FRIENDS!
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Antauri, Chiro - Complete
Their Thoughts on Him by Cody the Kirby reviews
What Ash's Pokemon think of him. Bulbasaur centric.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ash's Bulbasaur/Satoshi's Fushigidane - Complete
Epithet by Tamah reviews
There are a million words to describe him, but not a single one will ever remotely get close. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Metronome by RainbowMunchies reviews
Metronome can do ANYTHING - even turn a Pokemon human! HumanFemale!PikachuxAsh Lemon later.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,085 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Pikachu, Ash K./Satoshi
Baby Mine by PrincessSomething reviews
The royal couple of New Orleans have overcome magic spells, gators in the bayou, and planning a wedding fit for a princess. Now comes their greatest obstacle of all: having a baby.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen
More Than A Waitress by Answer reviews
Naveen talks to Evangeline about his love for Tiana. Extension of the scene from the movie. One-shot.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Ikarishipping Poems by AsanganiKalani reviews
Little OC poems that I wrote up about my favorite Pokemon couple...they're rather cutesy, but you know what...Ikarishipping isn't necessarily a "defined" shipping, leaving my mind to interpret that one day when they realize their love for one another...xD
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
In Search of Igneel by Newly LIGHTed Path reviews
Natsu thinks he has finally found Igneel, and with Happy and maybe even Lucy, he heads out to search for his long lost father. Along the way he find much more than he bargains for. Lucy & Natsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Pure Of Heart! by Crystal Persian reviews
Sequal. NOT a crossover! Antauri's been a little over protective of Chiro lately. And let me tell you... after this... Antauri’s NEVER gonna let Chiro outta his sight again! Rated T for blood and cusing later on.
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,353 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Chiro
I'm Begging You by InYourMind111 reviews
Charizard doesn't obey Ash... but why?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Charizard/Lizardon, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Ash and Gary's Poem by Olv1993 reviews
Ash and Gary write a poem for eachother, mainly from Gary's point of view. It sorta turned into one about them as I wrote more of it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Buy Your Own Martin Mystery by lil noir neko reviews
Have you ever said, "I wish I could hang out with Martin Mystery." Well, now is your chance. For ONLY 9.99 you can own a Martin Mystery Life Size Replica. Click here and find out how. Purely fan made
Martin Mystery - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Meatqual by Terra Young reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Chew and Swallow? If Flint married Sam, and if they had kids? Well, wonder no more. This story is about Crystal Lockwood, Flint and Sam's daughter. Is she meant to be an inventor? Read to find out.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
Final Desicions by Raikusen reviews
4 years have passed and yet the 3 girls who love Hayate the most decide to make a plan to see who Hayate truly loves among the 3 of them. HayateXAyumu HayateXNagi HayateXHinagiku AyumuXSoya
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hayate
Future Peeking Kit by azky-05 reviews
Yashichi just bought a Future Peeking Kit, and now he is able to see the future. Now, what will he see?
Mirmo Zibang! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
I Taught Them Emotion by GoldenRaptor reviews
Mesprit's short poem about how giving humans a few basic emotions caused such chaos in the world.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
My time of dying by Bunny mother of 2 reviews
a songfic of what Sitka could have been thinking when he died.
Brother Bear - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sitka - Complete
It's All In The Hat by Cody the Kirby reviews
While at the store Ash notices something wierd about his outfit. It's not the pants, not the shirt. Could it be the hat?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
リザードンの俳句 by Raichu reviews
リザードン に ついて の はいく。 A Haiku about Charizard.
Pokémon - Rated: K - Japanese - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Charizard/Lizardon - Complete
Shipping list views by ArcanineOod reviews
A selection of main characters look at all the major ships he/she's a part of. Strong Pokeshipping throughout, but I think non-pokeshippers will still find at least Brock's part entertaining :D
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Dawn's dream by Lotusnapper reviews
A short but sweet one-sided Ikarishipping poem
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Regret by Shattered Remnants reviews
Another slight boredom thing from the whole 'Ash and his abusive father' thing. This one from his father's point of view.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
A Love For the Ages by Rhianwen reviews
Popuri is determined to make her new romance work, despite all odds. Rick points out one minor problem...
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Popuri, Rick - Complete
Scents by Jessiy Landroz reviews
Simply just a quiet and normal day in Japan. GiroNatsu fluff. OneShot Keroro Gunso.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
The Diary of Harley by Psychoswordlady reviews
When Harley was about to turn nine, his mother gave him a diary. He wrote in it every few months, documenting his innermost thoughts... and his deepest secrets. Year Four: 1998 UP
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006
Aura of the Past by pikagurl23 reviews
During a battle with Naraku, Inuyasha senses a familiar aura surrounding the battle grounds. While trying to figure out some things about this aura, Inuyasha discovers more about himself and his feelings for Kagome, but when things take a turn for the wor
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Not Charmander by Farla reviews
Charmeleon's POV
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Charmeleon/Lizardo - Complete
Waiting for Him by Farla reviews
A pokemon's thoughts about its trainer while it waits for him. Not charmander.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2001 - Pidgeot/Pigeot - Complete
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