Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.
Name: Not telling
Age: As if I'm going to tell
Eye Color: Brown
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It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm a "Otaku"
If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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DontTouchMyTea, AliceTop, ARandomAuthor14, 10higginsal, whitespiderlilly
About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good exercise.
FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon)
The sad thing is there are people out there who make this stuff necessary.
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Random Quotes and funny stuff:
"I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider."
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. "
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
"Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make a good excuse."
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"At the top of the food chain sits chocolate."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
"Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X Y Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. "
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."
"...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit."
"The moral of Snow White is never eat apples."
"The sad truth is the truth is sad"
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear."
"It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting."
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium? my work here is done.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Dont piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."
"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."
"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"
Number your 12 Fav. Naruto Characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, but I’ve heard of them.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell Yeah!!! He’s Very Hot!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
They would be pale with emotional problems.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sometimes but not often (not to me anyway).
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
It’s a bit of a toss up, I’m not real sure…
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Blush as red as Hinata, stutter twice as much and then hurriedly close the door and leave.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
They knew it was wrong. They were supposed to be enemies. But their passion in their art brought them together and they just couldn’t pull away. (sucked, I know, but I couldn’t think of anything else.)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Of course, anything that involves Naruto can be fluffy!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
I honestly have no clue as I can’t even see Iruka and Sai in the same room much less in a relationship.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Naruto has grown tired of chasing Sasuke after so long. Itachi, who has had his eye on the blond for a while, uses this opportunity to snag Naruto for himself. (how’s that?)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sadly, no. Obito’s a cool character.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Not One Of Us from the Lion King II
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Contains Yaoi, Incest, and peodphilism (Naruto and Sai aren’t 18, so Kakashi is a pedo)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
“Why don’t we go to my place and I’ll show you what’s really a bang?”
19) How might Three help Two regarding his relationship with One?
I have no clue but I think it would involve a lot of rapping and an annoyed Sasuke.
20) How emo is Seven?
He’s not emo at all.
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Naruto fandom: ...who did sasuke kill this time
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
One Piece fandom: Half of it goes "Yohoho, an adventure" and half of it goes "We're all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!"
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
Hetalia Fandom: ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
D.Gray Man Fandom: The Noah did it.
Bleach fandom: "AIZEN! WAS IT YOU?!"
Dragonball Z fandom: Fucking Yamcha, this is why we can't have nice things.
Avatar The Last Airbender fandom: MY CABBAGESSS
Soul Eater: MEDUSA. NO WAIT, ARACHNE
Ouran High School Host Club: That will be added to your expenses, Haruhi.
Homestuck Fandom: HUSSIE
Kingdom Hearts: DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Durarara!! Fandom: IIIIIIIZZZZAAAAYYAAAA-KUUUUNNN!!
Death Note Fandom: Who has the DeathNote now!?
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler Fandom: SEBASTIAN!!!!
InuYasha fandom: JEEWWWEEELL SSHHAARRDDD
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
This may seem kind of long and pointless to some, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
"Your time is valuable. Before taking the time to critically evaluate an issue, ask the question, ‘Who cares?’"
Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is 'yes'.
incoming enemy fire has the right-of-way.
"When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that."
“is that wise?”
“well today it is!”
(mckay ep-first strike)
“So says the man whose last words are likely to be either ‘Wow’ or ‘Oops’!
Everyone’s entitled t’be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
It’s a bit like trying to nail jello to a tree.”
Best done with patience and a bigger hammer?
A little blood, a dash of carnage and property damage, not the worst way to spend a few years, is it?
“I’m glad you two have managed to forget your differences just long enough to mock me, really I am, but can you shut the fuck up?
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
"Due to Lack of Interest, Tomorrow Has Been Canceled."--unknown
Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth
Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
"I don't know what's crazier. The fact that you think this will work or the fact that it actually is."
"I know. It's a conundrum."
"Is he dead?"
"He damn well better be. That's the second time I've obliterated his head today!”
"The hell's wrong with you!"
"Many things, depending on who you ask."
"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
They locked you in?"
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.
Q.what do you call a person who keeps on talking when no one is interested?
"Sir, we are surrounded!" "Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction."
"My soul was removed to make room for so much sarcasm."
"A friend bails you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting there with you saying, "Damn, that was fun."
"Operation THIS WILL MOST LIKELY END BADLY is a go."
"I'm a ninja who's pretending to be a person who's pretending to be a ninja who's pretending to be me. That's how ninja I am."
"The word EPIC is not EPIC enough to describe the EPIC-ness of your EPIC FAIL."
"Thank you, Captain Obvious. You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm."
"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"
"OMG! Rain's wet!"
"If you knew how incredibly wrong you are, you wouldn't argue."
"You are stupid and therefore WRONG."
"I didn't trip, I was testing the GRAVITY. It still works."
"Dear Math, grow up and solve your OWN problems."
"Can somebody please find a cure for stupid?"
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"Warning: Children left unattended will be sold to a circus."
"If I had any dignity, that would've been humiliating."
"But WHY is the RUM GONE?"
"CtrlF is just Accio for muggles."
"Sokka: What would we do without you? Toph: Perish and burn in hot magma."
"What's that? You hate Sonic? ...I thought you said, "I should die a slow, agonizing death and burn in Hell for all eternity."
"Things I Am Not Allowed To Do at Hogwarts #143: I must not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' when sent to the Headmaster's office."
"Nerd? We prefer the term 'Intellectual Badass'."
"Reality continues to ruin my life..."
"I'm not so good at the advice...might I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"The book is better than the movie 99.9999 percent of the time."
"Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
"If you're going to lie to an all-knowing lifeform, you could at least put some effort into it."
"Oh, I'm caught in a vortex of unspeakable evil. And you?"
"It's been 'one of those days' all freakin' week."
"What the FAIL?"
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
"Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks."
"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours."
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
"I don't have pet peeves...I have major psychotic fucking hatreds."
"Let's get dangerous..."
"If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!"
"The realization of your own stupidity, while beneficial to others, doesn't make you any less of a dumbass."
"...Who's he? He thinks he's the best in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off."
"What kind of fuckery is this?!"
"Someone put this on my chair. Clever...this forces me to deal with the file or, never sit down again."
"I know you're in there! ...I CAN HEAR YOU CARING."
"Hmm...do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
"If I try to kill him, you're mad. If I don't kill him, you're mad. So what now? Do I have to kill you?"
"Are you being intentionally dense?!" "...HUH?"
"Someone's got to be miserable sometime. Accept it. That's how I stay happy!"
"Fiction is just lying, except in grand style." -Sonicthehero5602
"Why should I disable the tank when I could blow it up?"
"I went to put the cereal away and my cabinet hit me in the face."
"(Looking at a video game puzzle) I could look up the answer, but I'd rather just fail for a few hours, then throw the television out the window."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and the laptop kicks the pen's ass." -Sonicthehero5602
"Paradox: Why is there such a thing as Sonic Riders or Sonic Drift if he can run FASTER THAN THE FREAKING VEHICLES?"
"Remember children, you're unique--just like everyone else."
"I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant."
"In matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another thing entirely."
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
"Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender."
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -WC Fields
"If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."
"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful." -Captain Jack Sparrow
“There’s so many people’s asses I need to kick! I’ll need a list just to keep track of them all!” Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
-stares in awe at destroyed house- "What the fuck did you do, bake a cake?!" "...Maybe..."
"The best way to live longer than the next 0.2 seconds is to get hell out of my face."
"Welcome to insanity--population: everyone that's ever been in contact with Roy Mustang. Spread the love."
"Yeah, he's attractive, but whatever, like there aren't tastier fish in the sea that don't come deep-fried in bastard oil with an extra-large side of jackass."
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES (Author Unknown)
At least one in a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Should you choose to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
Is does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When you turn out the lights to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: "Enter Password Now".
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
When they are lone, all foreign millitary officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
BROTIP#1495: They say nice guys finish last, but they usually finish with a wife and a wicked savings account. Stick it out bro.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
When facing an enemy, smile. It confuses them and buys you more time.
If it looks too good to be true, it’s best to shoot it, just in case.
At any emergency scene, find the biggest badass there and stay at least as far away from the cause of emergency as he is.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
You think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead. -A Very Potter Musical
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
It's the quiet ones and the smart ones that can really fuck you up. The smart ones will run rings around you, and the quiet ones will kill you while you're trying to figure out whether they're even mad or not.
"Impossible," repeated Voldemort.
"You keep using that word," said Harry, putting on a funny accent. "I do not think it means what you think it means."
Voldemort stared at Harry in confusion.
"Forget it. It only really works for inconceivable, anyway."
"Wait, so you mean you're going to be stalking my every move and constantly remind me I'm not good enough again? Have you NOTHING better to do?"
"No, not really. Since you blew my head off things have been really slow for me," Silver Sonic admitted
"Come now!" Shanks said. "What could possibly be in that village that could possibly hurt us?!"
"Vengeful ghosts out to tear limbs, suck the life force out of you and overall be crazy lunatics." Mihawk said, being reasonable.
Jeff Dunham: The drive from the valley?
Walter: What happens in D.C. stays on YouTube!
Jeff Dunham: You know, they're putting a lot more National Guard on the border between the U.S. and Mexico. Does this concern you?
Badass: Kenpachi is essentially the living embodiment of the word
Badass army: the 11th squad. Kenpatchi flatout says that the only requirements for being a member are loving to fight and being good at it.
Badass Grampa: Yamamoto. Get off his lawn or he'll set your punk ass on fire.
Urahara Kisuke - "I was bored" does not adwquately explain why you felt the need to conquer Hell. - from Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies
"Just hang something raw over a big fire. That'll cook about anything." - Zoro
Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place!" - Zaraki, Bleach
"F.I.N.A.L.S. (Fuck! I Never Actually Learned this Shit!)" unknown (but so true)
Proctor: Um, excuse me, Mr. Crowler. But there seems to be a late entrant.
Chazz: Bring it on, Slifer Slacker.
Jaden: I mean, you could look at it as being lost. Or you could just say we found a couple of places where it's not.
Jaden: That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine.
Chumley: But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!
Jaden: How can I write ten pages?! I've never even read that much!
Alexis: Maybe all the training he's had has taught Wheeler how to speak human. Or maybe Jaden's really a monkey.
Jaden: Well Alexis, I guess that means I'm your fiancé!
Dr. Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you.
Crowler: Oh, Jaden my boy!
Syrus: Uh, listen Jaden, is it too late to say that this is a bad idea?
Crowler: So first you find the duel giant, and then he escapes! First all those cards were lost, now they're found!
Jaden: So, you were saying, Lex?
Dmitri: [dressed up as and talking like Yugi Moto and using his stolen deck] With this deck, I'm not just copying the King of Games. I truly *am* the King of Games!
Jaden: [When Dmitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Jaden: Come on, Avian! Pull yourself together! You're supposed to be in attack mode, not in love!
Sparkman and Avian: Guy pact! This didn't happen! Okay?!
Zane: Try and remember who you're talking to. When Sy and I we're growing up, he used to claim that he was going steady with Dark Magician Girl.
Avian and Sparkman: Burstinatrix!
Blair Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!
[The teachers are choosing the representative for the duel-off against North Academy]
[Looking for Jaden]
[Syrus, Chumley, Bastion, Alexis, Crowler, and Belowski are asleep after the duel]
Chancellor Foster: Ah, Jaden! So you're Duel Academy's Phenom.
Jaden: So come on, come on! When do I meet my opponent?!
Chazz: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!
Jaden: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz: Now I summon... the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Chazz: This stinks. My new family is already dysfunctional.
Gravekeeper Guard: [Poking Jaden's butt with a spear] Get down.
Dr. Crowler: Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.
Professor Crowler: You see, though it makes me slightly ill to admit it, JADEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! I CAN BEAT YOU!! I CAN THROW DOWN!!! AND I CAN GET MY GAME ON!!! ...Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to rinse my mouth out.
Camula: Flare Wingman? But you never used that card in your deck before! You have to be cheating! You put it in there when I wasn't looking, didn't you?
Jaden: [Singing] Chillin' out with ya crew in the schoolyard- yeah!- Findin' trouble, never-
Chazz: Four monsters?
Chazz: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Seto Kaiba: [after Chazz defeats his brother in a duel for ownership of the school] Of course he won. Did you really think I would give Duel Academy to those two? They have a lot to learn about world domination.
Bastion: Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, then how did he shroud the duel arena in darkness? Would someone care to... explain that?
Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Syrus: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden: You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.
Jaden: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing? [points]
Chazz: Now I play "Thunder Crash"!
Syrus: [talking in his sleep during a test] Which counters... a Field Spell... which counters...
Pierre the Gambler: I summon my Gamble Angel Bunny in attack mode!
Jaden: Pierre! You too! Now bon voyage! That's right, I know some French! ...That is French, right?
Jaden: Leaving? Sayonara, then! That's French too, right?
[Chazz steals the Spirit Keys to force Alexis to duel him]
Jaden: [in the graduation match] Wow Zane, you really are good. I'm gonna miss ya.
Zane: You okay?
Professor Crowler: After all, everyone one on Earth knows Aster Phoenix
Jaden: So what's your name, freshman?
Syrus: I can swear I've seen that guy before.
Chazz: Told you we're not alike! That's gotta be one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen. I would never start off with a lame card like that.
Aster: Wow, so I guess it’s true. You are good as they say!
Chazz: You know, I used to be just like you. An elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people.
Syrus: Will you give it up? You're not in the army!
Syrus: So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer?
Jaden: [Bouncing on Bastion's bed] You gotta love these Ra Yellow beds
Chazz: We may be one man down, but we're five men strong!! Well four men and a lovely lady... alright three men, a lady, and Syrus!!
Atticus: I've already named our band. We're called Bro-Bro and Sissy.
[Jaden's lost in the woods looking for Duel Academy, and is going in the opposite direction from it]
[About Jaden's Neo-Spacian]
Bastion: Great Scot!
Sartorius: You see gentlemen, as a new student here I'd rather not stand out.
Syrus: Let me lead! At least I'm up to date in my Yu-Gi-Oh! history.
Frost: Either these guys are the ultimate tag team, or you and I are getting played, bro! [Reflector catches the light] Yo! Check out our reflectors!
Solomon: Chin up. So your friends got captured by an evil psychopath who's plotting world domination. Not to worry! That happened to me several times!
[Alexis grabs Jaden]
Jaden: That means I can duel him now! I'm gonna get my Zane on!
Jaden: [Sees the Reaper] Uh, hi...?
Zane: Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn.
Aster: Surprised to see me?
Syrus: [After Jaden tells a bad joke] Oh, good one, Jay!
Chazz: Rule number one! Never interrupt the Chazz when he's in the middle of a long monologue.
Dr. Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] He seems familiar.
[Summoning Rainbow Dragon]
[Talking about Jaden and Jesse]
[Asking Hassleberry to look at his deck]
Jaden: This is no time to start speaking Australian, Jim!
Jaden: Hey, Hassleberry! Sweet move, Bro!
[Talking about Chazz]
Adrian: I activate my two face down cards!
[Alarm goes off]
Viper: [Laughs insanely]
Sheppard: I know the school was there when I left. Oh boy, I'm gonna have a lot of angry parents on my hands.
Jaden: Neos did it!
Zombie Crowler: I guess I'm just going to have to teach you some manners...
[After Zane summons Cyber-End Dragon]
Jaden: [Thinking] I know I said I'd stay, but Jesse needs my help! I can't risk anything happening to him, even if it means me being caught!
[Talking about finding uniforms]
Ojama Yellow: Wow, it's a bridge! It's purple! That means it's friendly! ...Right?
[Yubel possessed Jesse]
Yubel: A boy and his dolphin, how sweet.
[Just after himself doubting his own skills, every monster in his deck appears]
Jaden: Jesse, you okay?