Mrs.Dustfinger
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25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Regrettable Addictions by soldiersgirl23 reviews
Post book 7 epilogue. Hermione has a secret, an addiction that she hides from everyone, but cannot bring herself to put away. One that could destroy her family and her whole life. Work in progress. Nominated for a Dramione Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
AbbyGirl by TheChickenStyle reviews
Abby is in trouble and goes to Gibbs, her lover and master, for help. T now, M later.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S.
I have millions of words to choose by Nicconicco reviews
Hermione got hit by an unknown, but deadly, curse and now, a week later, she only has hours left to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Live on by debutantebelle reviews
Draco cheats on Hermione. What is Hermione going to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Solutions by PT21 reviews
Gibbs tries to hoodwink Abby with a pretend woman, but it backfires.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Secrets Under The Moonlight by beedivine reviews
A Draco/Hermione one-shot about their secret relationship. Ultra fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Element of Warmth by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
A letter came. And now he's smashing things, raining glass around the room in a fit of panic and rage and complete despair... and she can hear him crying out from atop the stairs, screaming. What comfort can she give him? What warmth? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
NCIS Alphabet Drabbles by Absolutely Abby reviews
A series of drabbles corresponding with the letters of the alphabet. Gabby. Each drabbles is a part of a bigger story, should be read together and in order : . Letter K is rated HIGHER then the rest, read at your own risk.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
He Says That He Loves Me by Abbie1212 reviews
Mostly Abby's point of view, some gibbs chap with gibbs point of view is noted in the A/N... Read and Review please be kind Abby/Gibbs a little suspense... but mostly romance and angst...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,089 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hermione's Secret by thedustbunny reviews
Hermione has been captured by Draco for the Death Eaters. What will happen? Will she betray her friends, or stay loyal to the end? Will romance follow as Hermione is stuck with only Draco to talk to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bittersweet Apples by TheMusicMistress reviews
Sequel to Chocolate Mangoes. Set in Book 2. Five weeks of separation. One is now an exiled Prince, the other an ally of the avatar. "He missed her. His Katara. His water bender." Zuko/Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 259 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Zuko, Katara
My Secret Friend by Saphire.davis reviews
When Hermione and Draco become prefects they recieve a special diary that will be their friend for the year but who's on the other end? could something more than friendship be going on? a Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Two Sides by Person Of A Strange Origin reviews
Hermione expresses herself secretly in a assignment for the class and someone unexpected does the same. HermioneDraco. Rating changed from K to T for precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Secret Relationship by lizlizlizliz reviews
“Can’t a man just enjoy his girlfriend for a few minutes?” he said halfjokingly. Brown met grey.Dramione ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Didn't Matter, Anyway by Sword Pen reviews
Four years before Inkheart, Dustfinger returns to the Folcharts' house and thinks about life, love, and what really matters. Slight DustfingerResa.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Cliché: A Day Without Rain by Thought reviews
Get in the car, Abby.' The morning after for Abby and Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Only Now by MyOpheliaImmortal reviews
ONESHOT..... Hermione And Draco share a secret meeting in an empty classroom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 198 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blind Winter by Crime-Of-Passion reviews
Read and find out. GAbby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005
Hermione and Draco's Secret by Cute Hermione reviews
Hermione and Draco meet in secret
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Distractions reviews
A little Gibbs/Abby drabble
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete