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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, rhythm of life, trueVaMpIrE, EverMindTheRuleOfThree, EmoVampire1893, Glitterpaw Of ThunderClan, Kayness, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critic, CloudGazer15
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Blackmist, Glitterpaw, Kayness, Twilight's-Red-Moon, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critic, CloudGazer15
80 percent of all teenagers would have a nervous break down if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 20 percent that would watch and start screaming, "Jump, bitch, jump!"
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, Ice-Eagle Y'siri, xreallyxboredx, Shinobi of the Sound, fangrl369, CloudGazer15
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am a girl that got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother thast I am lesdian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful. tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daugther long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised, The court says I an an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence surviver who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am a father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man that stopped attending church, not because Idon't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who had th hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator!!!
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. (I'm already laughing by just the thought of it...LOL)
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
The white man said,"Coloured people are not allowed here."The Black man turned around and stood up.He then said:"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,when I grew up I was BLACK,when Im sick I'm BLACK,when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,when I'm cold I'm BLACK,when I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir,when you're born you're PINK,when yo grow up your WHITE,when you're sick,you're GREEN,when you go in the sun you turn red,when you're cold you turn BLUE,and when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
DON'T WE ALL
I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come
He sat there quietly as I worked. The expected plea for money never
I expected nothing but an
I was feeling high and mighty, successful and important, above a bum
Even if it's just a compliment, you can give that.
Maybe he was sent by a power that is great and
Maybe God looked down, called an Angel, dressed him like a bum, then said, "go minister to that man cleaning the car, that man needs help."
“Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're going to get.” Movie: Forrest Gump
When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." Movie: Avatar
“The people, who were trying to make this world worse are not taking a day off, how can I ? Light up the darkness.” Movie: I Am Legend
“Now what kind of an attitude is that, these things happen? They only happen because this whole country is just full of people, who when these things happen, they just say, ‘these things happen’, and that's why they happen! We’ve got to have control of what happens to us.” Movie: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
“Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.” Movie: Inglorious Basterds
"When life gives you lemons make lemonade, but when life gives you oranges... question your life." Anonymous Friend
"Life is simple, it's just not easy." Author Unknown
"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it." Henry Ford
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." Anonymous
"I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference." Unknown
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!" Marvin the Martian
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy. Ow! Bad Squishy, bad Squishy." Movie: Finding Nemo
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over." Unknown
"You know you're crazy when you know the Men In White by name." Unknown
"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences" Unknown
"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over." Unknown
"Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!" Wile E. Cayote
"I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later though, you always have to wake up." Movie: Avatar
"You love playing with that. You love playing with all your stuffed animals. You love your Mommy, your Daddy. You love your pajamas. You love everything, don't ya? Yeah. But you know what, buddy? As you get older... some of the things you love might not seem so special anymore. Like your Jack-in-a-Box. Maybe you'll realize it's just a piece of tin and a stuffed animal. And the older you get, the fewer things you really love. And by the time you get to my age, maybe it's only one or two things. With me, I think it's one." Movie: The Hurt Locker
"Oh, great. Valium. Not only will we be able to go to sleep, if we get attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care." Movie: 28 Days Later...
"No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea." Movie: 28 Days Later...
"That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!" Movie: Toy Story
"We're meant to die. Its what makes everything about us matter." Movie: Æon Flux
"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar." Movie: Serenity
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you." Mark Twain
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." W. Sommerset Morgan
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night." Robert Frost
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." Steven Wright
"If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?" Anonymous
"I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" Henry David Thoreau
"Teleport technique and a right handed smash. But all I saw was a yellow flash!" Killer Bee Naruto Chapter 505 page 12
"Sometimes you just have to pick up your shovel and take your shit with you." My Mom
"... It looks like our refrigerator is reproducing Gatorade... every time I look in here theres more." My Mom
"I'm not addicted to crack... I just like the smell of it." Anonymous Friend
"The mall is the devil's playground." 1000 Ways To Die
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
Zombies-Nature's way of pissing off science.-Unknown
Instant Human, just add coffee -Unknown
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Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
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I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!
Puppies for Sale
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about Nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.
As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...
The world is full of people who need someone who understands. If you think that understanding how others feel is important then post this on you profile.
Random Moments in the Life of Me... does that sound right?
While in history class... September 9th, 2010
My friend, Jenny, is looking at a poster that our teacher got out for us to look at. When her eyes land on a man who being burnt alive...
"Oh My God! This man is on fire!" After stating the obvious our teacher Mr. J goes on to explain...
"Yes, he is on fire Jenny. Some people would light themselves on fire to try to get a point through to their governments." There is actually a longer explanation but i am not getting into that. Jenny just stares at him and then shouts...
"WHAT! How could he do that to himself? This is completely wrong!" By this time everyone is listening to the conversation. Then Mr. J says...
"Like i said befo-" Jenny cuts him off by yelling...
"Yeah! I know! You already told me! But look at him!! Can't you see his face it's melting off of his face!!" Everyone in the room starts laughing and she looks around not getting why we were. Mr. J proceeds to taking off his glasses and scratching his forehead in frustration, Jenny goes on to rant about the picture...
"Do you see this? His ear is gone! He has no hair! His hair burnt off! And look at his lip! It looks like it fell off! One eye! What happened to the other! I bet it fell off too!" She looks up and at the teacher who is now sitting at his desk shaking his head back and forth... "You know makeup is NOT going to fix this..." Everyone has started laughing hysterically even Mr. J, as she looks back down and continues to rant about how his nose is not there and why his arms aren't there...
While in Chemistry class... October 20th, 2010
While taking a test on... well who cares about that, anyway... while taking a test in Chemistry the class hears yelling and strange chanting from little kids playing outside... after a good 10 minutes of the crazy shouting and chanting...
"Sounds like they are making a sacrifice... wonder what they're sacrificing... " Cameron says, and continues with... "I'm gonna go find out." He then stands up pushes his chair in nicely and walks out of the room...
Many start shaking they're heads and others laugh quietly, everyone stops when Cameron comes back into the room unexpectedly... "Ok, if i'm not back in 5 minutes you know why..."
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