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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-116, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 630,572 - Reviews: 28681 - Favs: 15,516 - Follows: 14,274 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,381 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
A Beast's Virtue by Arliene reviews
Schooled at Durmstrang, forced into political upheaval, pursued by dark and light wizards alike, Harry Potter becomes a leader and icon for his entire generation, thus turning the Dark Lord's attention to him - A tale of intrigue, bloodshed and manipulation coupled with an unhealthy fascination with the enemy. HP/LV. Politician Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,451 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
In My Time of Rising by njchrispatrick reviews
John Winchester regretted many things, but none more so than the lie he told his eldest son. When it came time for his deal to be completed, he surrendered the truth. Dean may have lost his father, but he gained so much more in the process. As for Harry Potter, sometimes the best way to create a new life is by destroying the one you had.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/20
Misconceptions of a Hero and a Demon by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A one-stop shop for my Mistakes series, as requested by a reviewer. Harry, sentenced to Hell upon death, finds himself falling for the attentions of Crowley. Chaos ensues. Obviously slash of the Harry/Crowley kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Crowley]
Prized by Na'hiel reviews
Severus Snape's loyalty has always been to Harry, not to Dumbledore or the Order. When he finds out that Harry is a horcrux and Dumbledore intends to have him killed, Severus goes to the Dark Lord with the information in an effort to save Harry's life, and in doing so changes the fate of the world. Eventual slash, rating subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
Darkness of Birth by njchrispatrick reviews
Howard Stark was remembered as a hero, but he was not a good man. Steve did not expect his friend's dark turn. He would never have believed it if it weren't for Tony's animosity, the certificate tucked into a forgotten drawer, and the photo of a baby with blonde hair and curious brown eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/8/2014
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 910 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Darkness of Birth Ficception by Von reviews
((This is a fanfiction AU ending of njchrispatrick's story Darkness of Birth. PLEASE read that FIRST.)) Steve has found the birth certificate of the son Tony sent away.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 252 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
And I hold my breath by smilingcrescent reviews
Harry has been a little off since the graveyard. He sees more than a closed door in his nightly visions, and he's losing his grasp on reality. The memory charm around the student population isn't helping. Who has Voldemort allied with? Riddle, always suspicious, seems to be a symptom of something larger. NEW PROLOGUE (pre-slash) (Alternate year 5) (slow build-up) (smartCrazy Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,221 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Awkward Silence by UchiHime reviews
From the time he is six years old Harry lives with the Malfoy's as Draco's playmate. Complete summary inside. Eventually slash and mpreg. DMHP. Cover art courtesy of freedigitalphotos dot net
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wrong Turn by wynnebat reviews
It all began when Harry burned the Elder Wand. Master of Death!Harry, dimension travel; Harry/Sam, Dean/Bela/Cas; Harry&Bela, Sam&Dean, Harry&Dean.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Harry P., Sam W.] [Dean W., Bela T.]
In Death, Standby by Sophisma reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,696 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 4,008 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Forks Massacre by Von reviews
Edward couldn't resist his Singer. His family has to move. Lying low in a pollution-drenched, rainy suburb, they meet a boy whose clock is ticking down. GEN. (As in no slash. There might be hints of slash potential, but there is NO SLASH.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,233 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Rosalie, Emmett, Alice
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 5,580 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
Music from a Farther Room by Threadbare Threnody reviews
Sequel to "Without Thorn the Rose". Fresh from his descent into the depths of Azkaban, Harry is plunged into a new world of intrigue at Hogwarts, where he contends with accusations of dark magic, vicious classmates, the brooding power hidden in the Forbidden Forest, and the mystery of his own identity. AH. Minor slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Without Thorn the Rose by Threadbare Threnody reviews
A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,814 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,624 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Paradox by Sythe reviews
If you're given a chance to do everything again, to right all the wrongs, would you take it? Yugi made a choice and traveled 3000 years to the past, all for the wish of one soul. To the king that was lost, even to himself.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M.
I Hear Those Voices That Will Not Be Drowned : The Cold Song Series by eldritchhorrors reviews
Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,607 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Enemy Unseen by Ladys-Paladin reviews
After a tragedy occurs in the alternate Universe, a cranky TARDIS evicts the Doctor on Torchwood's doorstep, where all appears quiet for the moment, but is it? Spoilers through "Journey's End". Follows after "A Small Piece of Coral" but can stand alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,742 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: SLASH: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Magic in Science by SinSlash reviews
During his 5th year, Harry runs through the veil after his godfather. Only... it doesn't work? However, Harry soon finds that nothing is quite what it seems... SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,268 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P.
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
Of Shadow, Shine And Shades by dra6on reviews
Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 148,024 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
Denzel stumbles into the past, Cloud follows to protect his son. The Crisis is beginning again, but as head of the science department Cloud can change it. Before, the world was saved by the lives of millions. This time, can he save those lives as well?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,204 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 4,494 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
The New Life by doyou000me reviews
Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,636 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Coming Home by Lady Babette reviews
Puck only wanted to play a prank on the Warblers. Kurt only wanted to go home. Nothing prepared them for this reality. Rated T for language and violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,125 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Death Project by braintumorseibutsusen reviews
When Tony Stark hacks into the SHIELD mainframe on the Helicarrier, he doesn't only find the weapons of mass destruction he already knew SHIELD was building, but a project called 45-120-8. When he and Captain America trace the so called 'death' project back to its lab, they uncover a secret so large the ripples will be felt across the Nine Realms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Loki
Mutti Wird Dich Lieben by LoveSupreme reviews
Set a year after Fools Rush In, Erik finally takes Charles across the Atlantic to meet his mother. AU-Modern, AU-No Powers. WIP. I should also state here that this story is a one-shot and so cannot really be said to be a sequel, although 1 is in the works
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fools Rush Out by LoveSupreme reviews
Actual Sequel to Fools Rush In. Set six months after F.R.I., Tom is back and ready to cause trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 4,480 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Fate's Favored Sons by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
A new prophesy is given and soon Fate comes calling with a new destiny for Harry. Sent to a new universe where he is changed forever; Harry learns all that it means to be a Furyan, mated to an Alpha Prime & one of Fate's favored sons. Riddick/Harry slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Riddick
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4835 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Fools Rush In by LoveSupreme reviews
AU: Erik runs a cafe on the edge of campus, and accidentally starts semi-stalking a chipper brunet who walks past every day on the way to university.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Twisting, Turning, Tumbling by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Bedtime Stories by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
To Be Equal by Twin Kats reviews
Loki fell, and to everyone on Asgard, seemed lost. On Midgard, 1996, a certain God of Mischief finds himself trapped with his own demons, and curious to spite himself. Who was this boy that tasted lightly of frost? Loki needed to know. / HPThor cross
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Unlikely Possibility by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Marcus leads Harry astray. Sort of. Not really but something like that. SLASH Marcus Flint/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4740 - Favs: 9,869 - Follows: 11,349 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Reparabilis by Rhyte reviews
AU. Tom Riddle makes an unorthodox attempt to reclaim something of his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
Misconduct by Nekotsuki reviews
In the aftermath of the disastrous Nibelheim mission, Zack Fair returns to Midgar a hero. The dream has never meant so little. AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Laying Amongst Dokatsu by Nostawen Allesiel reviews
They were brought together under unlikely circumstances. A deal was struck, a bargain made, relationships were broken, a new one began to form. And in the center of it all, one human woman managed to alter the course of the past and the future.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 357,994 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Words which aren't names by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Arthur hears the shouting from across the courtyard. When he gets close enough, he can pick out the voice – Merlin. Arthur/Merlin pre-slash, probably set some time post 1.02
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 9,374 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Invert by Marz1 reviews
HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Criss Cross by queenofsweets reviews
Yaoi and AU. Alphonse Elric has it rough, going to a different school from his brother and having no adults around to look out for them. When an escaped convict chooses to force his way into their home, how can things possibly ever get better?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Alphonse E., Scar
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Little Lunacy by BellonaBellatrix reviews
All good plans go awry sometimes. Luna can attest to that. Her first year was a strange one, and Luna decides to take matters into her own hands. In her sixth, she sees too much and pays the price. TRLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,841 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4309 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Fortune, Queen of the World by Azremodehar reviews
What if Bakura Ryou were a little more like the spirit of the Ring? AU, and hopefully at least semiplausible. Now complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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