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Joined 05-04-10, id: 2351395, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 16 stories for Bleach, Twilight, and Kim Possible.

A Little bit about me

I love anime, my first fic was 'Just another bad girl' which was horrible!!!! But I like to keep all my work with me, the good and bad to remind myself what I can work on and just to have a good laugh at my 7th or 8th grade self (I can't even remember) So now I just stay away from writing anime fics and let these other talented people do the work.

I mainly write Twilight fics. Though I wouldn't call myself a Twi-hard I still write fics for them. So a warning for all the Twi hards out there I do not write very fluffy I'm so perfect Bellas like SM did. That is SM's job not mine. Here is some of the characters that I DO think should get some justice, at least in the fanfiction world.

Tanya- She's not a whore people, she had a CRUSH...jeez

Rose- Because she's real as hell, I love her personally. Plus she married Emmett, she obviously has good taste...

Edward- I was Team Edward waaaaay back in the day because I really had no loyalty at all. I only rooted for him because I knew he was going to win, two dumbasses belong together,and Jacob needed to get a life seriously. I belive Bella's pussy is a dead in; it looks like you're going the right direction and then you're stuck... But I try to get him some balls because he deserves some okay. But Meyer didn't give much to work with. Stalker, predator, serial killer, etc. But whatever

Emmett- Even though in the book and in Fic World he is an idoit, I just loved him because he had a sense of humour. Honestly though the man isn't stupid at all, he has lived a very long time and probably knows his way around the block if you know what I mean. But he just lives his never ending life, you can't life brooding can you?

Embry- I love all the wolves-well most of them. He is kind of just the cutest of all of them. Plus I have strange love for background love characters (Chad from bleach) but I like him.

Quil- He is so nice, and funny. Oh so what he imprinted on a three year old. He's like a big brother to her. Fuck it, it gives you an excuse to be goofy again like a kid.

Jacob- Obviously my favorite. But I will admit I liked him in Twilight, I though he was adorable. In New Moon I though he was a straight up pussy, for a minute. But then I realized he was just being a good friend and it was really Bella I was frusterated with. Oh she was so annoying. He completely won me over during Eclispe when he gave her the boot, honestly I thought he should be focusing on his damn job than this pale needy bitch. BD he was cool to me, I was glad when he left Sam because I hate that guy. I liked he stopped being a moody little bitch and maned up but then SM just had to make shit stupid by making him have to follow an immortal infant around instead being with his ride or die Leah.

Renesme- Despite my fics I don't dislike the kid. Why? Because she's a KID! One thing I love about babies is that they can turn out anyway you can imagine. With Bella being her mother she might put the ' You're beautiful, rich,and immortal therefore you are a goddess and that all that matters!' And all that superficial shit. Or since she is smart, she might trun out to be a decent hybrid being. So no I don't hate the child.

Leah: Do I really need a reason? She's-excuse my vulgarity- a real ass nigga. She's loyal,smart and strong. And for all you Leah haters out there let me ask you this. Bella whined thorugh four long ass books over a guys who was either really so nice to her or kept playing with her emotions (le gasp she has emotions?) both whom she's know for like 1 and a half or 2 years tops and the other she lost contact with and only really gives a fuck when he doesn't but Leah can't be pissed that her boyfriend for 4 years dumps her for her cousin (Don't get me started on Emily), her dad dies, Her brother and herself turns into these monsterous wolves which connects her to her ex's head which only has thoughts of Emily. SHE can't be a little bit bitter about that but Bellas problem is oh so damn important. Pfft, and she has to see dick all the damn time. The boys better thank her for phasing because to be honest what would you think if a bunch of half naked dudes did nothing but 'hang out' in a secluded forest together? I'll let you think about it.

1/20/14

I'd to announce I am considering a Kim Possible fic in the making. Mainly because I loved the show growing up and I am hanging on the little bit of youth I have left (I'm still in high school so I'm not old but I am almost done though). But I have no idea what to write about so if you have any suggestions then you pm me please.

Oh another thing about my fan fiction, I write realistic reactions in unrealistic worlds. So if it may seem ultra long to make big decisions then there is a reason. Same with any romance fics, because love takes time people. I write unfortunate or bad things happen to keep two people apart because partially I'm evil and partially because I want to show if they can really overcome obstacles

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Chad's Jealous? by octoberXloveXchan reviews
We all know how much Chad love's Love. But what happens when someone else has their eye on her? Lots of drama, and lemons of course. :) ChadXOC The girl in my avatar pic is Love my OC. Just in case you were wondering what she looked like. Yes I am to lazy to describe her :)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Chad/Y. Sado
Dear Fanfiction, by JustWhatILike reviews
After reading all the stuff posted on Fanfiction, this is just some stuff that I think the characters of the Percy Jackson books would say.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 2/26
Dear Fanfiction by awesomegirl13 reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note. -Awesomegirl13
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 198 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Chef A-La Ron by Imyoshi reviews
The torture, the inhumane torture, Kim Possible has to go through, just to get an 'A' - Why couldn't she have gotten Photography Class!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Letters To The Twilight Fandom by Nalia-R reviews
a.k.a. Why we're one of the most hated fandoms in the galaxy next to bronies. A series of essays of my main problems when coming here. Funny, sarcastic, and a shitload of cursing when I really hate something.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Apple Really Doesn't Fall Far by Imyoshi reviews
With Kim's best friend Ron going away for a week she hadn't really figured out what to do yet. That was until she decided to 'Secret Borrow' a certain object from the blond. And within those few days she will laugh, love, hate, sob, and further more be greened eyed.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,403 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Bella Swan: A Life by Katniss4Peeta reviews
Bella Swan: A Life
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Learning The Alphabet with Leah by CaPtain SpOcKettE reviews
A short ABC drabbles collection headed each by letters of the alphabet & Leah will be paired with a male character in each collection. You know there will be Blackwater ; & for Stephycats7785 Leward. *Rating may change but not due to lemons :(*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,921 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Leah
Rage and Grace by Ed the Undead reviews
Years after the events of breaking Dawn only two shifters are left, Leah and Embry, Embry has been waiting a long time for Leah but Leah is oblivious... Sometimes risks are worth taking... M for Lemons/Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Embry, Leah
Best Friends with Benefits by Imyoshi reviews
Kim and Ron are no longer in full control of their bodies. And yup that's all I plan to reveal read the story if you want to know more.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Educate Me by Lady Blackwater reviews
Some situations werent a double standard and I was gonna learn that the hard way. Even if that meant risking Jacob and I. Sequel to "Teacher's Pet."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,071 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Twilight AIM by CrimsonRibbons reviews
The wolf pack and the Cullen's IM. Boners, love, and creepy guys. And of course angry Leah. R&R?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Leah
Possession by hufflelit reviews
As time goes by, Leah is forced to consider her relationship with Jacob and his young imprint. Jacob and Nessie, as viewed through the unwilling and often completely irritated eyes of Leah Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,307 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Leah
The Talk by sasaengandfab reviews
Flynn has to have "the talk" with Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Beyond Graduation by Aleego reviews
We all know Drakken and Shego had a moment together at the end of the "Graduation" episode, but what happens after that? In this story, set that very next morning, Drakken manages to piss Shego off in a new way, which can't be good. D/S!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Drakken, Shego
My Baby's Daddy Bleach Style! by thorny21 reviews
Ritsuko and Aika are out celebrating Aika's birthday with their family. They started playing a drinking game and Ritsuko ended up going home with Chad. She gets pregnant and Chad wants to marry her;she refuses.Can he convince her to change her mind? A/U
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,052 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by Cereal-Killa reviews
Bleach characters are exposed to Facebook.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A Lasting Love by kat3411 reviews
This story begins in the middle of Breaking Dawn. Jacob flees right as Bella is changed and does not imprint on the baby. He becomes close friends with his Beta and soon they both find they have feelings they thought never to have again . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,710 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Embry's Story by kat3411 reviews
Embry Call is the ladies man of the pack. Always out for a good time. What happens when he finds someone and wants more than that? And who is he, really? Where does he come from? Read on and find out . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 304,887 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Embry, Leah - Complete
Love, and All it's Glory by cucumber07 reviews
While trying to cope with the aftermath of the war with the Volturi,and dealing with arising problems within the packs, what happens when a wandering shapeshifter begins showing a strange intrest in Leah? How far will Jacob go to help her? *blackwater*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,377 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Internet Is for Porn, Inuyasha Style by anime poison reviews
this is a parody i wrote about Kagome who is about to give a presentation about the internet and sesshomaru, and other inuyasha characters interupt her presentation while singing about porn! hope you all enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
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Always There reviews
Why did Shego stick with Drakken? How are they so close? Set before and after Graduation.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11 - [Drakken, Shego]
Dear Fanfiction reviews
The characters of Kim Possible finally respond to some popular fanfiction trends.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/10
Shego Wants the D reviews
Drakken accuses Shego of the wrong thing. This could be trouble...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Strange and Sweet reviews
I've always been a type of girl who threw caution to the wind, but that was just my body. I can survive Rez life, Sam, and repeated vampire attacks, but love? I can't do that, that Leah has died long a long time ago. Or so I thought...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Leah, OC
The Game Changers reviews
After graduation what happens to the unstoppable duo? A game changer could stop Miss Possible in her tracks and make her and her partner rethink everything. One careless mistake can cost her and the whole world.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20 - Kim P., Ron S.
Call me what I am reviews
For the first time in years I could truely be a man and express my feelings for her. "Say it Jacob, say what I am. I've been called all types of names before." "You are...mine." And I was free. Rated M for a reason. Leah has left and Jacob finds her years later at an interesting place after he leaves his wife. Blackwater
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Leah, Jacob
One Night reviews
Leah has been unlucky in love, her two best friends take her to the new club in town. She meets a sexy new guy and sleeps with him. Will he be just a raunchy one night stand or can he bulldoze his way to Leah's heart? AU, human. M for sexual actvities, laungage and all that good stuff. Read N Review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Leah, Jacob, OC
Pages Stuck together reviews
After BD, what happened to Leah and Embry? Did they go back to normal, were they happy with the outcome. No one knows, their pages were stuck together... Rated M, sexual themes, laungage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Leah, Embry, Jacob, Nahuel
The Caged reviews
Leah is kidnapped by the Volturi shortly after the 'peaceful' fight between the Cullens and the Volturi. What Leah doesn't know is that she is to serve a very important purpose. Both packs, the Cullens, and an unexpected ally is now in a middle of another war.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Leah
Popsicles reviews
How Bella truely felt when she lost her V card on her wedding night. Warning you might not eat Popsicles ever again...just saying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Motherhood reviews
When I was younger my mother would always tell me that nothing was more beautiful than raising a family. What a load of crap! I love my kids, I do. But you try to raise 2 teen wolves and 1 confused daughter. It ain't as easy as it sounds. R&R Rated M for sexual content and laungage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Leah
Love and Divorce
Bella has left Edward high and dry, now he must dive in head first into the modern single life. That includes the clubs, mixes, gold diggers, the whole shabang with the help of his beautiful best friend Tanya he must choose if he wants to stay single or if he wants to go back to the only woman he ever loved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
FML reviews
My catchpharse: FML. Why? Because I'm Leah Clearwater, the beta of Jacob Black, the ex from hell of Sam Uley and the most hottest bad she wolf this little world has ever seen. Welcome to my life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Leah
Anger issues reviews
What was Jacob thinking after Bella (un)offically dumped him after Eclispe? Well..its not pretty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Jacob - Complete
Indian Princess
Spoiler alert for Just let me be happy. If you havent read then ok...u should. But if your a fan can ya help me intorduce this in the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Leah - Complete
Just another bad girl reviews
dudes this is a story i make up as i go. its filled with random srupid-ness and diry jokes. Also im not a complete dip wad there is some serious-ness-ish stuff too and romance because there is hot mexican in it hello!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Chad/Y. Sado