ElwynWanderer
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Joined 05-04-10, id: 2351417, Profile Updated: 06-16-15
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Lloyd Alexander, Fire Emblem, Twilight, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Alias: Elwyn

Sex: Female

Age: Old enough to have read the greatest literary works of all time, but immature enough to enjoy fan fiction about them. But I guess we're all like that here, no?

Characters Most Like Me: Lute (Fire Emblem 8), Miriel (Fire Emblem 13), Eilonwy (Prydain Chronicles), America (Hetalia), and Canada (Hetalia).


"If you give a man to fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will wear an ugly hat." --Dogbert

"Logic is a little bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers, which smell bad." --Mr. Spock


"And the Author spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the Author, your God...

Thou shalt have no other personal fantasy before canon.

Thou shalt not take my characters in vain.

Thou shalt remember the canon and keep it holy.

Thou shalt honor thy beta and thy reviewers.

Thou shalt not make use of a Mary Sue.

Thou shalt not indulge in Fanatical Shipping.

Thou shalt not plagiarize.

Thou shalt not bear false reviews against thy neighbor, be it positive or negative.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' reviews.

Thou shalt always consider quality."

--The One Called Demetra


How To Tell if You Are a Fan Fiction Wanderer

1) You read stories from three or more fandoms.

2) You have reviewed more stories than you have written.

3) You have written three or fewer stories from each of your fandoms.

4) Most (if not all) of your stories have ten reviews or less.

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Calculations by Selena Antares reviews
It is the job of a shinobi to foresee every possible outcome. However, there is one variable that is impossible to predict, and Uchiha Itachi and Akamine Miyako are about to discover what it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,525 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Super by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
A Brother's Observations Across Time by HangSonDoong reviews
Mycroft Holmes through some odd quick of time and/or space contemplates the differences between his brother of the Victorian Era, Holmes, and Sherlock, his modern day counterpart, dwelling notably on the existence of one Dr. John H. Watson.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Mycroft H, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Red String by Tora II reviews
Fill for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. In which The Adventure of the Three Garridebs ends quite differently and Sherlock Holmes makes a wish. T for violence.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hearts and Minds by Philosophizes reviews
Lightning Lad waits in the hospital for Saturn Girl to wake up, uncertain if that time will ever come. Set two or three weeks before Season 2's episode: "In the Beginning".
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Violets and Virulence by Mushroom Scribe reviews
Sequel to "Violets and Violence". Much has changed for Eragon since Ellesméra, and the same holds amply true for Elva. Is Eragon prepared for this fierce new Shiningbrow? Moreover, is the rest of Alagaësia? AU, Eragon/Elva, some E/Ar; set after Brisingr
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,360 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Eragon S., Elva - Complete
Violets and Violence by Mushroom Scribe reviews
Between training sessions in Du Weldenvarden, Eragon is confronted by his greatest mistake; the wayward blessing. Elva has turned out differently than he dreaded, and now she's at his side. Is that a good thing? NOTE: AU, Eragon/Elva; set during Eldest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Eragon S., Elva - Complete
Blurring House Lines by Lily Winterwood reviews
Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 149,872 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
To Be a Vessel by The Dragon Mage reviews
We were given the bare essential's of the Shodaime's wife; Mito, a jinchuuriki, a comfort to the young, frightened Kushina. But what else might she have been? The story of a secret of Konoha's founding. Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama/Mito
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Operation New Girl by Nakoujou reviews
Namikaze Minato, Konoha High's most popular boy and fastest runner, must find a way into new girl Uzumaki Kushina's pants or else lose his inheritance to his friends. But can he do that without his best friend Mikoto defending Kushina?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,037 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 9,117 - Follows: 3,452 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Canada Abandons Monarchy! by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
England reads something troubling in a Canadian paper and decided to confront his son about it at the World Meeting. While completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Trials of a Teenage Tactician by crosstrigger333 reviews
FE7 I was once a normal, nerdy teenager from a modern world. Then, I played a chess game with this old guy, and now I'm a tactician traveling medieval Elibe with a beautiful sword-wielding girl from the plains. My life's weird like that. LynxTactician
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Tactician/Mark, Lyndis - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 190 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Little Pieces Saleh and Ewan by Kaira Sakamoto reviews
This is a 100 little pieces piece for Ewan and Saleh. While it has the same title as Miss Selah's challenge, the original prompts are different, save for a few that are the same. I felt that the original prompts left much unsaid for these two characters.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
A Year to Remember: A Seto and Kisara Story by Failingwithstyle reviews
Senior year. The final year of the High School Experience. The grand finale to the best years of our lives. Seto Kaiba couldn't care less...Can the appearance of a certain white haired girl change his mind? SetoKaibaxKisara. Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,163 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
Revelations About the Birds and the Bees by Ina-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Unedited lemon version up in mediaminer and aff! Mature version archived here. In which Howl and Sophie finally begin to seriously work on their happy ending. Rating changed for implied naughty bits.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Being Dead Ain't Easy by D. Draggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
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When France Ate Scones
The year is 1785, and one of England's meetings with France takes an unexpected turn. (Pre-Revolution!France)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Grima Wormtongue reviews
Groveling at Master's feet / A throne, he thinks, should be his seat. / Ah, and such a thought is sweet / To Grima Wormtongue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Grima W. - Complete
The Tactician Doesn't Get Sick Leave reviews
When the greatest tactical mind in Elibe catches a cold, all he wants is peace and quiet and maybe some chicken soup. Too bad the Black Fang has other plans. FE7
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Tactician/Mark - Complete
The Before Time
"Sometimes he wonders if he ever had that sort of constant in his life before, but his mind always shies away from that question, those thoughts, the before time. He isn't supposed to remember the before time." What happened to Sherlock after the fall.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Demon King Speaks reviews
In the darkness, an offer was made that turned the greatest of friends into the deadliest of enemies. The story of Lyon and the Fire Emblem. FE8
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Lyon - Complete
Hector Takes Up Baking reviews
In which Hector tries to get Florina to like him and fails miserably - except when he doesn't. HectorxFlorina, FE7
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hector, Florina - Complete
Sparkles on the Roof reviews
A Cracktastic Adventure Starring Eddie-Sue and the Meyerpires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Edward, Jacob
Natural Superiority reviews
That mage-girl was maddening. She was stalking him yet again, and as much as he liked Lute enough was enough! KnollxLute, FE8
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Knoll, Lute - Complete
Lady of Annuvin reviews
A brief look at the life of Achren, haughty Queen of Prydain, and her last moments.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Rosebush reviews
Amelia, Rose of the War, had a beginning. This is the tale of Amelia's roots: her mother, Melina. FE8
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Amelia - Complete
CinderSasuko reviews
Sasuko grew up slaving away for her evil uncle and brothers. But thanks to a fairy godfather named Kakashi, she can finally achieve her dreams by marrying a prince and making everyone green with envy. AU, Fem!Sasuke. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Squad Number Four: Hiruko's Story reviews
Sasori and Hiruko didn't know much about each other when they were placed on the same genin squad. But even rivalries can give way to friendship, and theirs would stand the test of time and unite them forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasori - Complete
Before I Died reviews
It's hard to remember who or what I was before I served the Death Lord. But one day, when I face my destiny at last, the memories will float to the surface.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Sorrowful Eyes: Konoha's Last Uchiha reviews
On a mission for the Akatsuki, Uchiha Itachi comes to the borders of Konoha, where he encounters something he did not expect…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete