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Joined 05-04-10, id: 2351906, Profile Updated: 09-08-13
Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Formerly DeadlyNight15.


Call me Jay, call me Brill-- make up your own name for me, just keep it nice and I'll respond in kind!

...Get it?


Forums you can find me at:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Hunger-Games-Roleplay/101018/ --in which I am Jay Manning and Gamaliel "Game" Kane

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Brave-The-Brains-The-Badgers-The-Blivious/111593/ --in which I am Jay Bristle

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-State-Alchemist-Board-Of-Representatives/106458/ --in which I am General DC, the Explosive Alchemist


My Irrational Wishlist:

I wish I had been born with dark grey eyes, not brown ones.

I wish I had (a) supernatural power(s).

I half wish the Naruto world, or another fictional world, was real and I lived in it.

I wish I had amazing artistic abilities.

I wish it wasn't so easy for me to lie.

I wish I wrote well enough that my mom wouldn't tell me that I need practice.

I wish I was more thankful for what I had.

I wish my parents hadn't set such high standards for schoolwork. An 'A' is so much easier than 'doing my best' and I won't feel so guilty when I don't reach the goal.

I wish habits were easy to break.

I sometimes half-wish that there was no need to follow any type of ethical or moral code.

I wish I was skinny and athletic, as well as musically, academically, and artistically talented.

I wish I wasn't so greedy.

I wish I wasn't so pathetic and weak, reduced to writing lists.

I wish, just once, to feel extreme physical pain without having any actual injury, just to know what pain really feels like.

I wish I could erase the above wish.

I wish I wasn't so fickle.

I wish there was someone who knew all sides of me.

I wish I knew who my spouse will be, and when I will meet them. Him, I guess.

I wish societies weren't so constricting.

I wish I could bend words to my will easily, instead of having to carefully edit everything over periods of time.

I wish I didn't know so much.

I wish I wasn't so stupid.

I wish my duties were of the same priority, and had no deadlines.

I wish I knew what death is like, and what comes after if anything.

I wish I wasn't so selfish.

I wish I was happy with the way I am.

I wish I wasn't a hypocrite.

I wish I had no need for this list.


So, I recently read the first book in the Divergent series, and I was thinking that it would be cool to have a Naruto crossover with it. I have yet to figure out the actual plot, but I was thinking that the summary could be something like "Fifteen teenagers scattered throughout the Factions, some even Factionless. But these sixteen-year-olds have three things in common: 1) They have come to their life-altering decision, 2) They were all ninja in an alternate universe for the first fifteen years of their lives, and 3) They share a potentially fatal secret."

I CLAIM THIS IDEA!!!!!

But if anyone has any other ideas to aid this process, seeing as how I have very little inspiration for plot, then please shoot me a PM.

Thanks!


A NARUTO QUIZ!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Shikamaru, Itachi, Gaara--those kind of stoic, pale, hot, intelligent ones, I suppose.

2) What is your favorite pairing(s)? Eh... KibaHina... can't really think of any other really pressing ones.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Perhaps... (But for which one? First? Last? Both? Third? GASP.)

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I wish... I tried to cosplay TenTen but I never got around to the costume, and the same goes for Hinata... But I have crossplayed as Near from DeathNote...

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. My imagination, sadly, is it. OH! My brother has a Naruto DS game that I've played before. HA!

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? WELL... I fell in semi-love with Itachi...

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, I suppose, because Naruto's too much of an insensitive blockhead when it comes to girls. Or anyone, for that matter.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Probably SasuNaru, because Sakura was an annoying fangirl but she's cool now. If she were to be with Sasuke, then he'd probably kill her or make her depressed and kill herself within a week, and I rather like Sakura now, so that would be sad. Yerp.

9) Which team is your favorite? Hrm... Toughie, this one... Akatsuki is BA, but so was the former, complete Team 7...

10) Do you support the Obito theory? No. Firstly, because I know the truth, secondly, because half of Obito's f'ing body was f'ing CRUSHED UNDER A BOULDER! There wouldn't be much skull left to support the mask, would there be?

11) Do you support the "Yondaime is Naruto's father" theory? Yes, because I know the truth, but if I didn't, THEY ARE LIKE CARBON COPIES except that Yondaime looks a heck of a lot wiser.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, but... who was it again? ...Oh, RIGHT! Deidara makes a close second. If you play Phoenix Wright (even if you don't), look up Matt Engarde. HE IS HOT and he really reminds me of Deidara... Plus Deidara is psychotic, and while I can't ignore that he did you-know-what to Gaara (HE WILL PAY), he seems pretty cool if you do ignore that. Yerp.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I've got this annoying voice in the back of my head that tells me that Sasuke is still Sasuke under all the layers of 'bastard'. I've got this other annoying voice in the back of my head that tells me that all those layers of 'bastard' are all there is. I'm Pro-pre-Shippuden Sasuke, but I'm Anti-Shippuden Sasuke. So if pre-Shippuden Sasuke is just hiding out somewhere inside Shippuden Sasuke (which I hope to high heavens he is), then my life will be made. Partially.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I haven't, but I know the plot for months ahead because of my activity here. Ahem.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Unfortunately, I do not have a good source for reading the manga, so I have been unable to.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADHD? What else do you think is keeping him alive? But at the same time, he was so still and quiet when you-know-what happened to Jiraiya... *sniffsniff*

17) Sub or dub? SUB PLEASE.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pre-Shippuden, she's annoying as heck, but when Sasuke isn't around she's got some good qualities. Those qualities only magnify in Shippuden, so I suppose that I'm Pro-Sakura as long as there's no Sasuke in the vicinity (or in her mind).

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Annoying, and that's what makes him adorable.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Unfortunately, and that's what makes him repulsive.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? I know that Haku has actually crossdressed within series, and Naruto has the Sexy Jutsu/Oiroke-no-jutsu whatever and so does Konohamaru, but I swear, Orochimaru's and Sasuke's faces are WAY too pretty for their own good!!!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome. No question. I mean, for heaven's sakes, Naruto wears all orange, Sasuke wears barely anything on top, and at least he's our age. Not like Gai, a man reaching middle-age status and still wearing a green spandex jumpsuit. *shiver*

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Best or funniest? I think that an OOC (as far as the way he acts around the Leaf 11) Naruto is very thought-provoking and deep, but I can't deny that OOC Gaaras and Nejis are laugh-inducing.

25) Do you like Naruto fanfictions? ...This question is not worthy of an answer.

26) Do you write Naruto fanfictions? ...This question is not worthy of an answer either. Okay, fine, yes, I do. See below.

27) Do you like lemons? Perhaps... (Of course, this could be referring to the degrees of likes, or maybe I just haven't seen any and don't want to admit it. ...Shoot.)

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Ummm... my brother and I argue about the most 'inane' things sometimes...

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Heheh... Moo...

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Perhaps... (Of course, this could be referring to the different definitions of 'seen', or maybe I just haven't seen any at all and don't want to admit it. ...Shoot.)

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? I think so. Oops...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yep! Well, the crazies at my table knew what I was drawing because I announced it, but the shocker was that my MATH TEACHER recognized it. He is cool, to say the least.

33) Have you ever drawn Naruto in class and had your teacher come up to you and say 'What in the world is this?' No. Like I said, COOL MATH TEACHER.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life? Yes, definitely. Grades? Nah, I'd have procrastinated anyway.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Perhaps... (Of course, this could mean I am broke and don't want to admit it, or that I haven't ever bought anything Naruto-related and don't want to admit it, or that I haven't ever bought anything Naruto-related because I'm not cool enough and don't want to admit it. ...Shoot.)

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? It'll be inappropriate, sure, but if it can make Kakashi GIGGLE of all things, then heck yes, I want to read it!

37) Do you support the "Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader" theory? Heck no, firstly because I know the truth, and secondly, because I know another truth that makes such theories obsolete. And idiotic.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I've tried, with varying degrees of success.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? He becomes even more ridiculously pretty, so at the risk of sounding like a lesbian, YES.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Look at the monster that has taken over my life and ask the fifteen-something voices that just started yelling inside of my head.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nah, just my sanity. Wait. My life revolves around my semi-sanity. ...Shoot.

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? Too tan to be Hinata, too short to be TenTen... Actually, even Hinata is taller than me when we are the same age. ...Shoot.


List your top twelve Naruto characters!

1. Itachi

2. Shikamaru

3. Gaara

4. Anko

5. Temari

6. Hinata

7. Obito

8. Tenten

9. Kankurou

10. Kiba

11. Sasuke

12. Deidara


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hinata/Sasuke? Definitely. Tons. It’s one of my favored pairings (not favorite, but favored), because I love the comparisons and the bond that I feel they could feasibly have if you tweak things around a bit.

…I also dislike this question, because it makes no sense if it ends up being a canon relationship…

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Anko? At the risk of sounding like a lesbian, I think she’s pretty friggin’ hot. Mostly because of all of her confidence. And because her scariness reminds me of myself.

…That makes me sound narcissistic…

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Deidara got Tenten pregnant? Well, Tenten would be pretty flacking mad (still not sure how it would happen in the first place) and would quite feasibly rip him another mouth opening.

…Or five…

The children would be rather frightening, in love with pointy sharp objects and explosives.

…They sound rather a lot like me…

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

About Kankurou? Oh yeah, there are lots, and I’m pretty sure you can find some in my “Favorites”, but I loved “Coping”, by Storymaster Caith. It made me cry a few times, and it’s beautifully written. I’d definitely recommend it if you don’t mind the sadness.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Two and Six… Shikamaru and Hinata? Maybe so. Shikamaru would be intelligent enough to keep Hinata from feeling awkward, and Hinata is intelligent, probably enough to at least hold an interesting conversation with him. Even so, I doubt it would work out in the end, simply because Hinata is too easy-going to get Shikamaru to do anything, and Shikamaru is too laidback to give Hinata the care and affection she needs.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Temari/Kankurou or Temari/Kiba? I’d probably have to say Temari/Kiba, not just because I disapprove of incest, but because Kiba and Temari would make a rather amusing coupling. Can you imagine? Poor Kiba would be bossed around so much, but he’s such a nice guy I doubt he’d care, though he’d keep things from going too far. Temari, on the other hand, would have an interesting time reining Kiba in. They’d be a volatile pair, perhaps, but I think they also have the potential to be a “perfect poster” couple.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Obito walked in on Shikamaru and Deidara having sex?

…First of all, I doubt that’s a very likely pairing in the first place, as Shikamaru would most likely be like, “I don’t want to move.”

Deidara would respond, “Move or you go BOOM.”

Obito peeks in, “Am I disturbing somethi—OH GOD. I’LL GO.”

…Or he’d stay and cheer someone on.

…Yeah, I dunno.

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Gaara/Kiba? Hmmm…. “Canines are not known for naturally inhabiting desert areas, and it’s for this reason that Inuzuka Kiba’s fascination with Gaara of the Sand is so strange. That, and that Gaara would rather kiss his sister than waste a day of his life on a boy who lives with puppies.”

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Itachi/Tenten fluff? I don’t think so, but it sure would be interesting, especially considering how I luuuuurve Itachi and how I relate most to Tenten.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

An Obito/Deidara Hurt/Comfort fic? …Poor Obito, getting freaked out by Deidara so much… Uhhh…. Hmmm…. “Drowning in a Star-Lit Sky”.

…Whaddya think? You know, “Drowning” for Obito’s orange goggles, and “Star-Lit” in place of fireworks? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah—

No?

Damn.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

If I wanted Anko to deflower Itachi?

…AW GAWD. THAT WOULD BE EPIC.

…Ahem…

It’d probably have to do with meeting when they were younger. Anko would be fascinated by the younger stick-up-his-ass prodigy, and then she’d go to Orochimaru and get screwed up. She’d come back and meet Itachi in the Missions Room, both looking for assassination assignments (heh, ass-ass…ass) and she’d recall her interest and he’d recall her strangeness. Finding commonality in dissatisfaction by father figures, they slowly become friends.

And then they go out drinking.

And Anko and Itachi go on from there.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Gaara het? Yeah. Definitely.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Write or draw Sasuke? Definitely, yeah. For goodness’ sake, I write and draw Sasuke.

Just not so well on the drawing bit…

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Shikamaru/Anko/Temari? Well, there’s the Shikamaru/Temari in there already, and then you add in a touch of scary Anko… I might write that. I could get someone on my friends list to write it with the right incentive (read: bribery and threats)…

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kiba? Uhhhh… The name of the person he’s involved with? Or… “SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITFUCK DAMN YOU _!”

The blank would be the person who caused the angry passion, I guess…

…DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I’M ALLOWED TO INTERPRET IT THAT WAY!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A songfic about Tenten? That’s a bad question, it’s way too broad. Depends on what kind of songfic, what other characters I want to include, what situation, what events, and what inspiration.

But in “To the Farthest Reaches”, I wanted to use “Alive Again” by Matt Maher.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Itachi/Hinata/Deidara… “Warning: Crack ahead. Beware of lens-less glasses, explosive miniature figurines, and a pranking bamf in the form of the person you are least likely to expect.”

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

For Kiba to use on Shikamaru? Er… Ummm…. A good pick-up line, or a fitting one?

Good: …Uhhh… I don’t know if this is possible… Uhhh… “Canines are man’s best friend, willing to nap all day or come out to play,” *suggestivewink* “if you know what I mean…”

Or “You know how you can’t fall asleep when you’re in love? It’s because reality is better than your dreams. Care to find out what that’s like?”

Fitting: …Hmmm… “Smoking is hazardous to your health… and babe, you’re killing me!”

Keheheh….

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

How would Sasuke describe a relationship between Shikamaru and Tenten?

“He sleeps around. She cuts.”

Yeah, napping in a different spot every day, and cutting through targets with her carefully sharpened weaponry. Way to be misleading, Sasuke, you jackass.

20) How emo is Seven?

Obito? I’m sure it’s possible, but Obito isn’t very. Maybe he’s dissatisfied with himself and wishes he were better than he is, but the closest he comes to “emo”tional is when he’s yelling bloody murder at Kakashi or about to jump out of his seat in excitement.

…I think.


Yerp.


Herpderp.

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Unexpected by Itooshii Koneko reviews
"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,442 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Peridot by VesperChan reviews
Sakura rides with an all girl gang of bikers called the Harpies in the city of NewDestruction where rival cyberpunk gangs made up of monsters like the Uchiha and Akatsuki chase her tail. With a taste for danger, sometimes Sakura runs too close to those monsters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/20 - Sakura H., Shisui U., Akatsuki - Complete
phobia by envysparkler
Sakura's worst fear isn't a Chidori through her back. It isn't the sight of Sasuke, laughing manically over the bodies of her loved ones. It isn't the spinning whorl of the Mangekyo Sharingan. Sakura's worst fear has nothing do to with Sasuke at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Pot Calling Kettle by secretsofgray reviews
Gothboy and Blondie collide like never before - and, naturally, they become unlikely friends. Sort of. GaaIno. GaaraxIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,453 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Lost in Kishimoto by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
RealWorld!Naruto/Ninja!Sasuke, humour, romance. "Hm," said a gruff voice at Naruto's ankles. "Definitely not a clone." Uzumaki's eyes dropped to his feet to see a small pug dog sniffing him. "It's not our Naruto but it's definitely a Naruto," continued the pug. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it seems like he isn't from our timeline." "A talking dog?" And then he fainted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sky by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,622 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pining by tastewithouttalent reviews
"Sousuke straightens, tipping his chin down to glare at whoever the unwanted visitor is well before he identifies the broad shoulders and the green eyes of one of the Iwatobi club members." Sousuke picks a fight and he and Makoto stop waiting.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Sousuke Y., Makoto T.]
Hopeless and Heartless by LateNiteSlacker reviews
You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,831 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
Persons of Interest by BananaNutCrunch reviews
A thrilling tale of angry cops, a conman, an art fraudster and a couple of unfortunate curators. Maybe a little bit of love, too. Hold on to your hats, ladies and gents, this ride is going to be bumpy (and probably slightly illegal). MakoHaru, SouRin and ReiGisa to come.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Rin M., Sousuke Y.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 4,727 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Legal Partners by suitcase design winner reviews
Miles Edgeworth isn't totally sure how he ended up in this bet to demonstrate the strength of his and Phoenix Wright's (entirely professional and platonic! really!) relationship, but he knows it's Klavier's fault.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,490 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick, Klavier G., Ema S.
Fracture by Zephyn reviews
The prince has a secret. A secret that no one, not even the one he cares for most of all, knows about. He has kept this secret for a long time in order to protect her, but what is to be done, when, all of a sudden...his secret is loose? /Frozen AU (Updates Fridays!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
La Verità Dolce by Sonnie reviews
Tenten convinces Baroque painting master Shikamaru to accept her as his newest apprentice. Unfortunately, this involves pretending to be a man. Will handsome, clever Lord Hyuuga find out the truth?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,589 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
The Palace That Rose From The Sands by musapan reviews
Hafa has wandered the desert for years under the affliction of a terrible curse. [Pairings: MakoHaru, NagiRei, RinTori]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,965 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Haruka N., Makoto T.] [Nagisa H., Rei R.] - Complete
A Life Full of Color by Kaz1167 reviews
Makoto has seen colors for as long as he can remember. His childhood memories are full of cerulean oceans and light blue skies, of green trees and emerald buds. But when he realizes the world exists in more than shades of blue, green, and grey-the only colors he's ever had-his understanding of "soulmates" becomes a little more complicated.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Makoto T., Haruka N., Rin M.] - Complete
The Brave, The Brains, The Badgers, The 'Blivious by Quicquidlibet reviews
After the War, there was the generation that had to rebuild the Wizarding World. And how do they do that? They must get past the prejudices that caused the War in the first place. OCs, Immediately after DH, but before the epilogue. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - OC
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
Prurience by feverfudges reviews
In the wake of his divorce, Harry finds himself and a certain Draco Malfoy in the back room of Diagon Alley's most popular pet shop. What happens when Harry strikes up a conversation in that soft, sensual language of the snakes? Parseltongue!kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
My Love Should Be Heard And Not Seen by lurknomoar reviews
Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and the slowest, strangest love o
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Theatre, Apparently by Quicquidlibet reviews
The Marauders, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape are transported to another dimension via potions accident where they are all Muggle American high school students who are heavily involved in their after school theatre program. Meeting their other selves sure is weird enough, but seeing them have different personalities? Just freaky. T for language and the humor of a 17 year old girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
A Naruto Mary-Sue Alphabet by Madame Mayhem reviews
"A is for Amaya, a very common name. Many Sues are named this, and they're all the same..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Enough by Kaz1167 reviews
With the realization that he cares about Haru in a way that's a bit more than friendly, Makoto reminds himself that just being friends with Haru is okay. It's going to be enough. It has to be. But after years of hiding his secret from Haru, Makoto finally confesses, and Haru's response is not what he expects.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Makoto T., Haruka N. - Complete
Mawwiage by thoughtless dreamer reviews
"We're not playing marriage," Ran says, as if the very notion of a pretend marriage were ridiculous, "we're marrying you and Haru." Makoto chokes out an "excuse me?" but Haru looks pretty resigned to their fate. While babysitting the twins usually means dealing with their antics, the consequences aren't usually so...permanent. A short, fluffy HaruMako drabble with Tachibana twins
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Makoto T., Haruka N. - Complete
Haruka is a Girl's Name by McVitie reviews
Makoto is at a family gathering and texting Haruka. They want to meet Haruka, but they think that "she" is his girlfriend! (oneshot, better inside. Part of my multichapter so sorry if it makes no sense)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Meddle by dlphin reviews
Kanaya is obnoxiously supportive, often at the expense of herself and with disregard for her own struggles. The rating is going to be primarily for language, and I don't intend to bring it higher than T.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Rose L., Dave S., Karkat V., Kanaya M.
The Wall Street Cops by Spatialist reviews
Detective Inspector Haruka Nanase is, as his assistant Nagisa likes to say, "all work and no play". But it's hard to be cheerful when there are crimes to solve and dangerous criminals to chase. When an infamous serial killer resurfaces and the case lands in Haruka's division, he's forced to take on the help of Private Investigator Makoto Tachibana. Detective AU.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Nagisa H., Rei R.
New Beginnings by Dosu2Dinner reviews
ShikaIno one-shot freewrite for the 365 days of writing challenge. Shikamaru and Ino's first date is punctured by their attempts to impress each other, and they struggle to make the other realise all they want is each other. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by psiten reviews
Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,190 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Written on the Subway Walls by lurknomoar reviews
Nick Fury, the best guerilla artist in New York city, hires six very different kids to create the greatest street art the world has ever seen. Some of them do it for the money, some for the fame, one of them is just trying to find his brother, but all of them find more than they expected, including old demons, neo-nazi gangs, and art that is too true to be good.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Time Eternal by Snowsheba reviews
You miss the time when life was simple, and death only happened once. You want the game to end. - You miss the time when life was endless, and death was only a hurdle to be leapt over. Maybe, just maybe, you want the game to start again. [Dave/Aradia, oneshot, K-plus for little bits of swearing]
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Aradia M., Dave S.] - Complete
between two points by leeloo6 reviews
Sollux looks at him equally dazed, feeling as if they both slipped in a different state of consciousness, some place that is out of time where seconds flow slowly, like honey dripping in a jar, like broken clockwork. (the shortest distance/ between two points/ is the road/ from me to you.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
How To Train Your Lusus by ugh reviews
Your name is TEREZI PYROPE. You have been BLIND since you were HATCHED and nobody has ever taken you seriously as a TROLL VIKING.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
The Heart Grows Fonder by a testament to improvement reviews
"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
crash&burn by secretsofgray reviews
It's funny how one stupid mistake can ruin everything - Naruto's half dead, Sasuke's half a killer, and Sakura's trying desperately to not lose her boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Triumvirate by secretsofgray reviews
Apocalypse AU. Demons prowl the night, and all Ino wants to do is find her way home - but things don't always go as planned. Forged in fire and bound by blood, they're not the conventional trio: a prodigal, an antihero, and a pariah. Kimimaro. Ino. Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Ino Y., Kimimaro K., Deidara
Reunion by Rasengan22 reviews
An unofficial class reunion has Naruto anxious about seeing an old rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hounds of the Burrow by thequeergiraffe reviews
Tourism is on the decline at the Burrow, now a museum of sorts celebrating the lives of the Weasley family. Are the odd rumors a bid to truss up some new tourists, or are they genuine? Next part in my "The Brave & The Cunning" Potterlock series, should be read after A Scandal at the Ministry. Rated for smut and violence. John's POV.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/22/2013 - John W.
Green Sludge by Jazoriah reviews
Everyone at school knew about the animosity between Merlin and Arthur, so no one expected what Merlin did next.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Firefly Tears by YupThatsMySock reviews
Takes place in Feudal Japan. Everyone has a secret in the 19th Edo Infantry, but Sakura's is the biggest. Disguised as her brother, she joins the army and forms unlikely and comical friendships with some of the soldiers. Gender bending and mild yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Bits and Pieces by Featherz reviews
A few mini-fics that are too short and/or too unfinished to be standalones. Fourteenth fic: "Still not your housekeeper!"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Alice by Killercat-nya reviews
Sasuke's body stood menacingly with his pistol pointing right at the pink haired woman."What does he have to do with this?""Oh, you mean you didn't know? Why Sasuke-kun, the Cheshire Cat was the one in possession of Alice." SasuNaruSasu? , Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Parseltongue and Firewhiskey by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Harry and Draco bump into each other at a club. Guess who has a Parseltongue kink? *Post Hogwarts AU. Slash.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Girl Walks Into A Bar by TheSilverMirror reviews
AU. NejiTen, SasuTen, SasuSaku and more. A series of 'one-shots' that are connected to each other. Each chapter plays out almost like an episode of a drama, and goes into the character's pasts and experiences. Tenten and Neji both went through the United States foster care system. Sasuke is a playboy, but also has a dark past. Takes place in fictional town in California.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Tenten, Neji H.
Heights by Dlvvanzor reviews
When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Scandal at the Ministry by thequeergiraffe reviews
Set after The Six Anglias. Or The Great Quidditch Game, if you prefer. Irene Adler has stolen some very important memories, and Sherlock has been sent to fetch them back. But is he in over his head this time? Rated for smut, of which there will be...a bit. I think it'll probably show up in two different chapters. Maybe three. Yep.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Irene A.
Roulette by secretsofgray reviews
Life is but a gamble - and it's one he always wins. Orochimaru. Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
When the Boss is Away by Juura99 reviews
The Ninth floor is a boring place in Konoha Mega-Corp...That is, until the floor manager goes on a business trip. Now a certain blond employee starts up some mischief that turns the ninth floor into a war-zone...a Prank War-Zone at that. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Quidditch Game by thequeergiraffe reviews
Part 3 of my series, The Brave and The Cunning, in which Sherlock has an admirer who likes to play his own sort of game, using the golden snitch as a timer. Rated for pre-slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W.
The Greatest Actor by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's supposed to be the actor, so why is it Sasuke has to be the one to pretend he's not in love with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Hime by TheGoddessAthena reviews
When Naruto got accepted to Konoha Art Academy he soon learned the school wasn't run by faculty but by three good looking boys, or the 'Bishonen Princes' It was all fine and dandy until they wanted him to join as the fourth Prince...AU.YAOI/Slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,725 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alchemist? Meet Wizard by Quicquidlibet reviews
FMA/HP crossover. 5th yr, post-Manga. Ed and Mustang both agreed, their new orders had to be some of the weirdest in history. Or the Fuhrer was pulling a prank on them. Either one. No HP pairings, possible EdWin, possible Royai, definite parental Roy/Ed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Fred W., Edward E.
DSM IV by Tethys' Dream reviews
John Watson is sequestered in his room at 225B with a migraine contemplating how and why he's thrown his lot in with Sherlock Holmes. After all, he's not the simplest roommate, and he never ever volunteers to make the coffee..
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
High School of the Dead lNaruto Versionl SasuSaku by MemoryWriter reviews
When Sakura finds her school overtaken by a mysterious zombie-infection she and her former best friends Sasuke & Naruto try to survive together. Now Sakura wants to find all of their old childhood friends who moved away to make sure they're alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,330 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Blind Goblin by thequeergiraffe reviews
Part 2 of my series The Brave & The Cunning. John visits Gringott's for the first time, gets a beard- ahem, girlfriend- and learns a little about Sherlock's past as the twosome try to solve a smuggling case. Rated for smut.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Study in Green & Silver by thequeergiraffe reviews
The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
ReiSenzai: Possession by Juura99 reviews
Horrible nightmares and blackouts, missing people and an underground maze of darkness. Sasuke and Naruto, and the rest of Rei-Senzai, are faced with a new horror, and are challenged by an old foe. Warnings and full summary inside. Sequel to Rei-Senzai Inc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,791 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sitter by Horribibble reviews
"I swear, if you're handing your kid over to Crips or the Bloods, I'm calling child services." - Sasu/Naru/Sasu . Itachi's hired a new babysitter for his precious son. -What began as a oneshot has become an epic of awkward college-student proportions. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,194 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Letters From a Prat by ncfan reviews
They all wrote to Percy or got a letter from him at least once, even if none of them wanted to admit it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy W. - Complete
Born of Fire by Quicquidlibet
Because, you see, when you hear fire, you think smoke, flames. We think of falling rocks and salamanders. Semi-collab with theBrillianceofNight. Explanation inside.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,339 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Matt
The Tea Boy and the Coffee King by Jessie Blackwood reviews
A little AU which is almost crack, almost drabble. The Battle Butler and the Battlefield Medic find they have a lot in common.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ianto J., John W. - Complete
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pinball Wizard by gwenweybourne reviews
Fluffy one-shot. John lets his inner rockstar out to play while Sherlock is out. But when the detective walks in on him, John finds himself teaching Sherlock a few things about rock 'n' roll.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Oh, The Things I Saw by CricketCat reviews
Set during the events of "The Geek Interpreter," so I guess technically during "A Scandal in Belgravia." John does some investigating in a comic shop.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
Things Learned by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
A collection of things Itachi Uchiha has learned from or about his younger brother, ranging from funny to random to serious. Various other characters enter sporadically. NO shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
I Spy by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Team Psych by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Feels Like Coming Home by Rasengan22 reviews
Sasuke returns home to England after six years and accidentally runs into the last person he thought he wanted to see again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Every Precious Thing by ncfan reviews
He can't bring himself to touch them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Understand by Rayet reviews
Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
ReiSenzai X Files by Juura99 reviews
The following files record the investigations of the Rei-Senzai Inc. crew. These files have not been editted in anyway. The truth...is no longer hidden. All characters used. Ratings vary per case. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
How to write Fanfiction by BLSUGS30 reviews
Jiraiya smuggles in 5 laptops into Konoha, and the entire cast of Naruto writes fanfiction. And they write comments for each other. Entirely fluff and humor.Some romances. Some scary lemons. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
After and Before a Wizard by Shadow.Holic reviews
Max grows up, and the family wizard competition is held; after the competition, Max grows up some more.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Max R. - Complete
Security Code by mmmtoes reviews
Please type in the eight characters and five words you see in the box below for us to make sure that you are a human and not a robot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
No Questions Asked by secretsofgray reviews
Deidara owes a life-debt to Tenten, and now she's ready to extract payment - with interest. But of course, things go haywire and all hell breaks loose. Guess it's an occupational hazard, eh? DeidaraxTenten. DeiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Deidara, Tenten
Illuminate by ncfan reviews
Maybe this is why they're friends. - Luna, Hermione -
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Recognition by ncfan reviews
There is nothing a Gryffindor wants more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Likeness by Bookwrm389 reviews
One morning mere hours before an inspection, Roy is amazed to receive absolute proof that his young subordinate is growing up. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Exacting by ncfan reviews
-Kakashi, Gai- There's one way Kakashi will always lose to Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
it's too quiet by ncfan reviews
-Percy, Fred- The shop after Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
All is Not Well by ncfan reviews
-Fred, George, Percy, Molly- Molly was the only one in the family who could never tell them apart and Percy was the only one who always could.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Companions by ncfan reviews
-Hobbes, Calvin- He's been alone for so long. They both have.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Nicholls reviews
Recent events at Hogwarts forces the Headmaster to ask a country known as Konohakagure for help. They send an ANBU agent named Wolf, who believes that guarding one boy will be a simple mission to complete. He's dead wrong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,319 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Between the Miles by Nicholls reviews
Sequel to Kaleidoscope. Harry and his friends defeated the Dark Lord and their lives returned to normal. One day they meet someone they thought they'd never see again, someone they haven't seen in 24 years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Look Beyond What You See by Quicquidlibet reviews
"FOR SHAME TIMON" Lion King references
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Of Missions and Men by Rasengan22 reviews
The night before they set out for a mission, Sasuke and Naruto come to terms with some new feelings. Slice of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Friend by Juura99 reviews
A car crash ends up with Kiba having to help his friends despite his own pain. Many would call him a hero after what he did...but Kiba would simply call himself a good friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kiba I. - Complete
it only hurts when i'm breathing by ncfan reviews
-George, Fred- There's no Forge without Gred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/26/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 163 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Smiles and Heavenly Bodies by Phoenix Soar reviews
Of all her siblings, it was Edmund's smile that Lucy loved the best. Because his true smile was like a shooting star ... Golden Age, sibling-bonding fic. Or musing, rather.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
bitter hands by ncfan reviews
-Tsunade- Hands that heal and kill.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Nightmare Come True by Wings-of-Sapphire reviews
Sakura Haruno had an Inner. An Inner who made her have dreams that she didn't want to have. And now to get her Inner to stop so she can go back to normal, she must live through these dreams, that involve shirtless men, and S-class criminals. Oh joy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sakura H.
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Learning to Have Fun by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
a thousand clever lines by ncfan reviews
-James x Lily- …That either fly straight over her head or make her mad as Hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Crumbling Down by ncfan reviews
-Lucius x Narcissa- The house is crumbling like an old portrait, and Narcissa prays her husband won't shatter the same awy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Space Piracy by misshris18 reviews
Ninjas IN SPACE! Join Soragakure's pirate ship captain, Uzumaki Naruto and his crew of misfits on an epic adventure! Full summary, author's notes and warnings in the entry. SasuNaruSasu, AU, slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Half a House by ncfan reviews
-Hinata- You will never fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Four Seasons by Rizember reviews
I never wanted to be a Season... When chosen, my joyous reaction: "Aw, crap." said it all. Humor, Drama, Supernatural...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
ReiSenzai Inc by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is part of a group that specialises in the supernatural. When they are called to investigate an orphanage that has experienced some strange events, things might just get a bit deadly! Full summary inside. SasuNaru/yaoi/ghosts/O.C's/ AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chrysalis by Laora reviews
Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Is This Microphone On? by ShonenYaoi reviews
Naruto is a down on his luck comedian, and when he finally gets his big break he accidentally winds up in a brothel and bought for 2 million yen by the biggest yakuza. He may be in for more than just a joke or two! SasuNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, alot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,348 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
White Gold by kodak-85 reviews
Sasuke stumbled through the door. Pulling off his coat and inspecting the cuffs of his sleeves where long golden hairs clung, Sasuke thought, Goddamn werewolves. AU, SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ache by stainedblossoms reviews
-SasuNaru- Ache: verb, noun 1. To suffer a continous, dull pain. 2. To long, to yearn painfully. 3. A painful sorrow. After bringing Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto must not only live with the boy from his past, but be handcuffed to him. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Clones in the Shadows by Smoochynose reviews
Naruto's been banished. Fortunately his friends don't approve of this movement.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Metal by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Whirring. Zooming. Squealing. Crunching. Splashing. Waiting. Living.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/14/2010
Truth by Juura99 reviews
He knew the truth. He could tell them how it happened. "Sasuke, I want you to tell me...we'll start from the beginning." "..." "Tell me, how did you meet Naruto?" And Sasuke tells the story. SasuNaru. Sad one-shot. R&R. Shounen-ai. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Cafe by stainedblossoms reviews
1 lost bet. 1 month. 1 big secret. Sasuke has just started working at the ever popular Konoha Cafe... And something weird is definitely going on. He's not supposed to find out, but Sasuke Uchiha never loses. -SasuNaru- AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Lifetimes by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
Madara was right. Naruto and Sasuke's type of rivalry goes back a long time. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All That's Left by The Raven and the Fox reviews
The past is inescapable. Sasuke has tried time and again to free himself of his bonds, but he is still ruled by the things he's left behind. Now Naruto has to find a way to save Sasuke from the prison of his own destructive philosophies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coal and Diamond by 8sword reviews
And all the hatred that should have leaked away with the life in Itachi's dark eyes stayed stuck to Sasuke instead, clinging to him like dirt to bloody hands. He cannot hate Itachi. So he must hate someone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Beautiful Beast by Selkit-Guardian reviews
Sasuke rescued a not so human Konohamaru from a group of thugs. His reward? A stalking blond kitsune! Wait, what? NaruSasu! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them. Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Silence by Sandylee007 reviews
AU ONESHOT What will Naruto and Sasuke do when after a certain night there's only silence left between them? YAOI SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Minutes with Jerks by Kaori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke forcibly attends Avengers Anonymous. Includes cameo appearances from various sources.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Cursing and Hair Pulling by Midesko reviews
PWP Kevin/Ben slash M For adult situations, meaning sex between males. Kevin had no idea Ben had such a dirty mouth, or that he liked hair pulling so much.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Nine Seals for a Fox by M K Stern reviews
What if the Fourth Hokage chose for various reasons not to seal up the fox in just Naruto, but to split it and it's chakra amongst the entire rookie nine?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Kekkei Genkai Unit by OctobersRequiem reviews
Uzumaki Naruto transfers to Konoha High School because of an unfortunate event that occurred two years previously. Come to find out, he's not the only one with an unusual past, or an unusual ability. Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Waiting on the Slot Machine by Mouse of Turin reviews
People say that Tsunade has the worst of luck. They're wrong. She has incredible luck, but no one can defy fate forever. Tsunade's musings on fate and fortune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Ninja! by Ladelle reviews
In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fake Smiles by ncfan reviews
Kakashi learns something about Obito long after he has died.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Coping by ncfan reviews
Coping mechanisms don't always work. Naruto-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scar Tissue by 8sword reviews
“You don’t have a gun,” Uzumaki said. Sakura had taken the clip out of her hair and had it in her mouth to give herself a French braid. She glanced sideways at him and said, around the clip, “Are you offering me yours?” An AU forensic mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Carotid Sheath by 8sword reviews
Inside their delicate, blood-rich sheath, the vein, the artery, and the nerve are so closely intertwined that not even the most talented medic-nin could cut one without severing the other two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
A Toast to the Forgotten Future by Alice's Melancholia reviews
Things never work as planned. Naruto is now Hokage. Sasuke has killed Itachi. Neither have the happiness that they yearned for. Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poisonous Discoveries by Ready-made Prodigy reviews
Watson learns something about his friendship with Holmes and it isn't that he really shouldn't drink anything in proximity to Gladstone's water bowl. humour, fluff, drama, nonslash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Lesser Breed by ncfan reviews
Kunoichi are not what they once were. Now they are weaklings, disgraces to the name soldier, and it makes Tsunade sick.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
The Infinite Universes of Holmes and Watson by Ready-made Prodigy reviews
Officially now the Magic Arc series, to celebrate a friendship that was almost like magic. It is full of meaning, wonder, and strife. It's gritty and horrid, but beautiful. AU kid!fic plus magic-users
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
A Legion of Shining Souls by ncfan reviews
50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Tenten, Tsunade S. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Surprise no Jutsu by Atropa13 reviews
Quickshot turned story now. How to catch an Uchiha offguard! NaruSasu contains spoiler for chapt 307 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dangerous by ncfan reviews
Shizune may be more dangerous than her mistress.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Shizune - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Leave by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
AU. Two volatile roommates. One room. Hell ensues. Rated for language! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
This Is Home by The Raven and the Fox reviews
"Here. You can feel it." Naruto looks resolutely into Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke recognizes that look. It's the feeling in his heart. "It's here, where it hurts." SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closest to Heaven by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto starts working in a institution for ‘broken’ named Tengoku, even he soon thinks he's out of his mind - especially when he meets a seemingly mute patient named Sasuke, who threatens to drive him straight into insanity. AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,145 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coping by Storymaster Caith reviews
People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
An Artist's Touch by maravelous reviews
Oneshots; Sometimes it's best to express ourselves in different ways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 71,537 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Sealed by Ms Trick reviews
To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke. SasuNaru, KibaHin, LeeGaa, more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,174 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Special Mechanization by sarsaparillia reviews
Hinata is not a pacifist, she is simply... different, really. — Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
On Your Other Side by Ready-made Prodigy reviews
“We’re two men who happen to be room-mates, wrestle a lot and share a bed. It’s badass.” Robert Downey Jr. Well, here’s a few drabbles on how this all came to be and what it came to mean.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009
I See Black, Yellow and Pink by musicinmotion reviews
A trio of raw genius, emotion and mind-force; what do you see?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tanjoubi Omedetou! by SkywardShadow reviews
In which Itachi is confused, Shisui uses lots of salt, and Sasuke discovers an evil side to his personality. Oneshot. Birthday fic-Happy Birthday Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Stolen Hearts by Sandylee007 reviews
Sasuke, a skilled thief on a run for his life. Naruto, a trainee in the FBI. When these two start out a chase, it’s inevitable that lives are about to change dramatically and hearts will get burned… POSSIBLE EIGHTSHOT AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Warped Logic by nimblnymph reviews
It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Like Him by Kariko Emma reviews
Team Yellow Flash, and the six stages of awkward, transitional moments between total goofballs; as only total goofballs can execute and endure. Or; to chose not to and regret. Because you had it all. And you once even had fashion sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hinata slaps bitchface Karma by BLSUGS30 reviews
Hinata on the road to becoming 'somebody', instead of being a shy unknown girl who stutters. For the cast of HSBK, high school never ends. SasuXhina and NejiXhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,213 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The photo by GypsyMagick
Those who were once One, will be joined once more by one simple photo.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Necropolis: City of the Dead by BLSUGS30 reviews
7 prophets. One dying friend. One chance to live again. A city full of others vying for the single prize. No rules, guns allowed. NaruXSasu GaaXHina ShikaXTem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Prisoner of the Mind by Psychick23 reviews
“You’re late,” he accuses with hard cold eyes. Obito just smiles that too-wide grin of his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Sealed By Horseshoes by Sandylee007 reviews
Naruto needs a break from his nightmarish life, so he goes to a ranch named Konoha to calm his nerves. But relaxation is quite hard to get when he meets Sasuke, mysterious foster son of the ranch’s owner. AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,878 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yakuza by Kasek reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Toast To Those Who Suffer by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
A tribute to most of the kunoichi of Naruto. There are only a few missing. Because they are Kunoichi. Warnings: mentions of suicidal thoughts, and yuri if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Darkest Hours by Sandylee007 reviews
Sasuke's now back in Konoha. Or, perhaps, a shell of him. He doesn't eat, sleep or react to anything, doesn't seem to be even alive anymore. Naruto is desperate to make him wake up, but with Kyuubi acting up, will he be strong enough? YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,877 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flick Through by Ms Trick reviews
Sakura is 18, in high school, and wondering exactly how to tell four of the hottest guys in her class that they were ninja in a past life...and that right now, the world needs them to be ninja again. SasuNaru. GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
Friendly Banter by bell.esque reviews
For AGENT KELL. “What’s wrong with you? This is so stylish. See this twirl? Let’s see you do better than that, Pinky.” “Tch, my hair already kills all your looks by DEFAULT. That is just how pwnsome I am.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Konan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures of a Snarky Eye by Taivasalla reviews
Meet me; the Copy in Copy-nin. Yeah, you heard that, Kakashi the Copy-nin. Without me, you’re just Kakashi the nin. Not so cool now, eh? ::: Kakashi's eye gets a voice; and it doesn't mind giving its opinion on everything. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gossip Hound by Sakanda reviews
In which there are rumors that Sasuke and Naruto are Konoha's hottest new gay couple.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
We Ride by Nozomi-sama reviews
Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oneiromancy by Silver Pard reviews
He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 4,920 - Follows: 391 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Technopath by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. NejiTen. Gai starred at his only female student. "Tenten-chan, I-I do not mean to question your youthfulness...but, where are your pants?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Adolescent Crushes by Midnight's Violet Haze reviews
A normal morning turns decidedly awkward for the genin of team 7. Implied one-sided SasuNaru, KonohamaruMoegi, SasuSaku and NaruHina. Silly fic, not quite crack. Rated for mentions of porn and homosexuality. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Deep in the Forest, We Met by Chocobubbles reviews
A young Tenten teaches the thirteen year old Uchiha Itachi a lesson in kunai throwing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
Hiding by LittleHellion reviews
Everyone scolds Tsunade for her drinking habits, but she doesn't care. For Tsunade, sake isn't a drug. It's a crutch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Glass and Steel by shadowsinfire reviews
Hyuuga Hinata and Uchiha Sasuke; the similarities and the differences between the heirs of two houses whose trademark skill is the ability to see things, but who have never been seen clearly. Not a pairing fic. 20 truths format.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected Encounter by Adreus reviews
crack, drunk!Sasuke — It was something you'd see only once in your lifetime. The Great Uchiha Itachi, silent, deadly, handsome, and creepy… reduced to yelling in pain when his drunk, underage, kid brother pulled at his hair. —Sasuke, Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Carnival by sharingank reviews
Temari is a connoisseur of masks. Temari and Kankuro introspection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Icha Icha Tactics by Ddriana reviews
Jiraiya finishes the trilogy and sends it to the publishers only a few weeks before Orochimaru’s secrets are revealed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Love Me Deadly by IcyFire93 reviews
Naruto is finally invited to join the famous Trio. Unfortunately for him, he falls heads over heels in love with one of his irresistible partners, Sasuke. NaruXSasu. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Definition of Green by Mirakuru Rein reviews
Jealousy is surprisingly rampant. But the definition of it can be interpreted in many ways. Here's a look of how our favorite twelve Konoha ninjas define green, the color of envy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 186 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Xenoglossy reviews
One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru. KabutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Experience by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Some things just can't be learned through a text. [SasuNaru] One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Royal Flush by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Luck had always been Tsunade's master.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2005
Splinter by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Kado by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Suzume teaches the art of flowers, thinking always of the art of death. Tenten's slowly learning to tell the difference.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Two AM Toasts by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Against the Tide by XD reviews
After Youma research was legalised, the Anti Youma Brigade was formed to clean up any possible mess. And that was why Naruto and Sasuke's lives could never be the same again. Is friendship really possible in their line of occupation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PositiveTension by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Under the nose of their perverted sensei, as war looms again, six genius shinobi waste some time in the summer heat...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Symbiosis by Appuru reviews
Insanity is only two steps from the edge. How far can you bend before you break? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/29/2005
things like loneliness by Yati reviews
Sasuke. Pushing away those you care about is a self defense mechanism.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunger by nescione reviews
Team 10, closer friendship through snacking.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Coping Mechanisms by alessandriana reviews
He could deal with this. He really could. narutocentric, spoilers for ch. 235
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
If for Honor and Glory by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,148 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
In a Name by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sasuke on the frivolity of a title.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2003
Fox Smile by SaturnOolaa reviews
The preseries Uzumaki Naruto, and a textbook definition of something he does surprisingly often. (no warnings. I'm getting soft.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2001
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Tints of the Soul reviews
Rewrite of "Journey": Riku Tomoko is your average kunoichi. Sad backstory, precise chakra control- every shinobi has these things, she isn't that special. The special ones are her teammates: kekkei-genkais, false identities, dark curses and legendary titles? And then there's Tomoko, who cannot even mold elemental chakra. So she does what she does best: she adapts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - OC
Polite, Nice, Patient reviews
...And Other Things Which Sherlock Is Not. In which Sherlock Holmes is courteous, John Watson is amused, Gregory Lestrade is confused, Sally Donovan is horrified, Anderson is angry, and Molly Hooper is cooperative. Collaboration with Quicquidlibet, and we both apologize for the language but not for the randomness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ink on her Fan reviews
As Kankurou learns what girls are made of, Temari keeps her own personal record as inscriptions on the paper of her first fan. Rating for language and a bit of blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Kankuro, Temari
Journey reviews
It started drizzling, but we were focused on the task at hand; we were on a mission. We raced through the treetops, leaving our homes after dark, under the cover of the thick mist our village was named for. OC story. Rated for language and a bit of blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011
And Earth Remained reviews
Though Sun and Moon have left her behind, Earth remains. Through fire and flood, through heartache and agony, Earth remains. And though Sun and Moon return and Earth walks away, Earth remembers something that Sun and Moon have forgotten: Earth remains. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Amplecti Memorias reviews
4. Don't look back. 3. Move forward. 2. Never forget. 1. Remember. The government is falling and the country depends on a mission doomed from the start. Can they possibly succeed? "You guys will be legends." "If we survive that long."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Tenten, Shikamaru N., Temari, Sasuke U.
Connections
Nobody wants to be forced to marry someone they might not even know, but the situation is a little different when you've known from birth. Now imagine that you've lived your whole life with it and then something else pops up and now lots of other people are in the same situation and they're COMPLAINING. What would you do? 7th year, AU, bit of a crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Paintballin' reviews
An exasperated John takes Sherlock out for some recreational activities. Unfortunately, things don't go according to plan, and yet, Sherlock has an unlikely reaction.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
WIN reviews
Tenten and Neji make opposing decisions with alike results. Lee wins.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Team Gai - Complete
Selective Memory reviews
Acting miserable and feigning terror, they wait for a knight in shining armor to rescue them. But there is no fairytale ending and sometimes the sun doesn't shine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Tenten - Complete
Saboteur reviews
Two steps forward, two steps back. Society moves on, so who holds them back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Meddling reviews
In which a certain spacey witch absentmindedly messes with magical transportation, and a host of miscellaneous character passes through a certain Slytherin's kitchen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Meteor Showers reviews
Because, you see, when you hear fire, you think smoke, flames. We think of falling rocks and salamanders. Semi-collab with Quicquidlibet. Check inside for a more thorough explanation.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Near
If the Shoe Fits reviews
In answer of the age-old question, "What if someone other than Cinderella fit into the glass slipper?" AU, now updated with more "What If" situations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
A Walk in the Park reviews
A summation of a mixture of RP, texting conversations under the influence of sugar, and the imaginations of Quicquidlibet and I combined. You have been warned. AU-ish
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Choices reviews
Because not everything is as it seems and there are hard decisions to make.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Miles E. - Complete
To the Farthest Reaches reviews
Because you can't always keep to the midzones and you'll inevitably end up having to run to one extreme or another. Because there aren't only two extremes. Because this is the life we're -cursed awarded doomed gifted assigned- living right now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Them and I reviews
Because we choose who our friends are and the things we learn from them. We may not pick up their habits, but there is something to be learned from even the most desolate of people and the hardest situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Search reviews
It starts with a robbery, a fake name, a pair of gloves. The wind howls, the moon glows, and a snake slithers along. Then come the smell of gunpowder, a race against time, and paths that lead to nowhere. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Checkpoint reviews
"Don't you realize that by dwelling on the past, you're just tearing up your own future?" In response, Sasuke merely began walking away. A blond-haired head bowed in defeat. "...Bye, Sasuke." Discontinued by me, continued by Echo Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Classroom Reminiscing reviews
Iruka's classroom had all types of motivational posters hung around. When he first hung them up, it was just to create a friendly learning environment. What he is just realizing is how much the words on said posters affected those who entered.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Metaphorical Comparisons reviews
Because, in the end, you see a family. Screwed up and confusing as heck at times, perhaps, but a family. There are no definite roles, but whatever they are, they're a family, first and foremost. Team 7 centric, from an unexpected P.O.V...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Accessories reviews
Sasuke stood up to leave, using the tabletop to lever himself out of his seat. "You know, Sasuke-kun, not everyone knows what your accessories represent," Kakashi said coolly. But Sasuke knew, and that was what mattered to him. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Journal Assignment reviews
Iruka sighs, looking down at the many papers scattered across his large desk. He wonders if this will be a happy memory in many years to come as he pulls out his red pen and starts to grade the many papers on the topic of 'true love.' Oh joy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
A Squirrel's Attention reviews
No real plot. Just an experiment, I guess. Naruto's been unable to pay attention. Can he find a solution? Rating for cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gameface reviews
Because even though it's harsh, and cruel, it's better than the truth she's sure of. A truth left behind with a wavering shadow and an empty chip bag under a cloudy sky.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Ino Y. - Complete
Of Chocolate and Perfection reviews
All Ino's wanted is the perfect party, but a certain decision she's made may cause her more grief than relief. Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. *sniff*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Sing, Sing reviews
Have you ever wondered why the caged bird sings? And no, it's not from Neji's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Disappoint Me reviews
The thoughts of a crushed teenager. AU. Ino to her mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ino Y. - Complete
Privileged reviews
A Naruto-Sasuke friendship fic. Can also be taken as Shounen-ai if you really want it to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Matter of Telling reviews
A letter is found in the weeks following Sasuke's defection from Konoha. In it is a telling note, of how a seemingly silent someone has actually talked quite a lot - just not to the one person closest to him. Rating for one dirty word.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Quotes: Naruto Style! reviews
What happens if we take some random love quotes, find Naruto characters to fit the roles and make a story? A series of love drabbles, from serious to hilarious! Read if you dare! Rated for strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Too Late reviews
A sad little poem I wrote when I was sad. Implied character death, AU because of whose death it is, don't judge before you read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete