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Why do things like this always make me feel like im talking to myself??

Whatever. My name is puddingisevil. Since making up this name 5 years ago I've come to realize that sometimes pudding is a girl's best friend. I'm Californian, born and raised and am currently a college student.

and...yup, that's it, no more personal info on the Internet.

I just reread the parts of my story that I uploaded all those years ago and I gotta say, I'm actually a little bit impressed with my younger self. Admittedly, the writing is a bit immature but there's nothing that makes me want to cringe and hide so that's something.

If you have any HP fanfic suggestions, lmk. I'll forever be a Potterhead.

I don't really plan on being a writer. I just wanted to see if it was fun.

Some random ramblings:

I'm a dreamer, believer, pumpkin-eater, Wikipedia-reader and the ultimate chocolate-lover. I'm quite childish at times (though I am legally an adult in the USA). I start writing things but have difficulty finishing them--hence, the lack of original works of mine on this site. What can I say, being sorta-lazy-yet-not-suits my lifestyle. I'm actually quite good at English, when I care enough to use proper grammar, punctuation and diction. If I were confident enough to gamble in this economy, I'd major in English or Political Science but that's a no-go.

Other than that though, I know lots of things about lots of subjects for no god damn reason other than I had free time to read on the Internet. I can teach you how to crochet, and also how to properly load and carry a concealed weapon without risk of shooting off an important body part, though I've only ever done one of those personally. As a result, sometimes I'm the only one who can follow my thought processes and I say things that don't make sense to anyone but me.

Writers inspire emotions. If a story has a part I hate, a part I love, one that weirds me out, one that makes me jump up on my bed and do the macarenna, one that makes me laugh insanely for an hour, or one that makes me bawl like a baby for 3, I'm gonna let you know that you did your job. Hating the direction a story goes doesn't make your story bad; it's just not the way I would've liked it. Writers who see comments like "I hate your story" and then tell people not to read don't realize they're shutting down the most important part of writing: the audience.My best friend is a puddle named Puddles. Every spring, I wait for the rain to come so that Puddles can come back to me. Puddles is the best friend anyone could ask for. He is the perfect depth for a good splash in the water (and he's always up for it) but he never gets my ankles wet unless I ask. If you ever see Puddles, let him know Pudding says hi and give him a good splash for me.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

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The New Era by LexxiLex reviews
Restarted. Reworked. Renewed. Starts directly after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry, Ginny and Ron, Hermione find that new relationships arent easy at all. Tears will be shed, Lives have been lost as everyone tries to move on and deal with the aftermath of the war. H/G and Hrm/R Multi-POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,861 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
The Commoner Queen by Pilargirl reviews
AU. A 1000 years ago, a plague extinguished 3/4 of Britain's magical population, including 3 of the 4 founders; Godric Gryffindor remained and founded a new world, with a monarchy that would last for years to come. Now, Ginny Weasley is the Holyhead Harpies' star Chaser and a simple commoner, but Harry James Potter of Evans and Gryffindor, Prince of Wales, has his eye on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,332 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter After the War by PotterFanSteve reviews
ATW takes up the Harry Potter story on the day after the end of the Battle of Hogwarts, and will continue the story through to the DH Epilogue, and probably beyond. Years One, Two, and Four are now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 610,867 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Wrath of Merlin by O'Shea reviews
Deep within the Department of Mysteries, a clandestine unit dedicates itself to the destruction of Voldemort's surviving forces in the aftermath of the Wizarding War. This group, lead by Harry Potter, does not officially exist. But for those who fight the darkness that threatens to engulf their world, it has a name, heard only in the shadows: Operation Wrath of Merlin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,944 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Young Love by Northumbrian reviews
It is July 2020, and Ginny and Lily are discussing birthdays and boyfriends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Lily Luna P. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by DukeBrymin reviews
A little girl, kidnapped from her loving parents and found by someone else. A little boy, rescued from those who didn't want him. When they meet, something wonderful happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,163 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In the Name of Love by chariots99 reviews
All their past adventures had been leading to this point. Because it wasn't fate that brought them together, it was something else. A secret so big, people would kill to keep it secret. So came the big question: how far would you go in the name of love?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,261 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Morgaine le Faye by Sorcerer's Muse reviews
A new Dark Lord, cunning and patient, begins to move. A family of heroes, loving, crying, living and dying, goes about their lives. Revenge by those thought wronged is sought. Danger seems everywhere. Amidst it all a plot conceived more than five millennial prior unfolds. A plan so insidious the Gods themselves seek to influence the outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 467,432 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Memoirs of a Redheaded Witch by My Wicked Quill reviews
Ginny Weasley was always overlooked. Always the youngest, Always the smallest, And was never… really given the chance to let her voice be heard. Now, it's her time. CHECK OUT THE NEW 2013 edits and chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 208,223 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Different Lives by moonstone88 reviews
AU Lily survived the night of the attack, and taking her son into hiding has raised him to be a perfect warrior. Now he's returned to greet his destiny, but will his differences bring an unexpected twist to the road he thought lay at his feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 116,632 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Concept of Freedom by redrew89 reviews
The Dark Lord is defeated, and Harry Potter is hailed as a hero by the wizarding community. However, when a mysterious stranger appears, warning of more dark times ahead, The Chosen One must decide whether or not to act. Harry finds himself plunged into a world of political intrigue, where the lines are blurred, and nothing is sacred. [REVISION FINISHED! HURRAH! STILL SEEKING BETA]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,842 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Enough Trouble for a Lifetime by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
The war is over. Harry is safe. But how will he continue with his adult life? My interpretation of life Post-Voldemort for the wizarding world. Canon-based.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,338 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
A Fresh Start by The1WhoListens reviews
Post-Deathly Hallows. Pre-Epilogue. After the last battle. The story continues as if it never ended... Primarily Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
It's Going To Be Okay by shelvis77 reviews
This is my idea of what happened after The Deathly Hallows. It follows the main Harry Potter characters on their journey after the battle. Mostly Harry/Ginny but some Ron/Hermione as well I know this has been done a lot, but this is my version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
All the Time in the World by chandlermarie89 reviews
The final battle is over. So how do four extraordinary teenagers fit into an ordinary life? They don't. HP/GW RW/HG. Follows J.K. Rowling's cannon. *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.* Rated M for sexual content, language, and over all adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,096 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Movin' All Around the Room by YouSeeStrangerThings reviews
Harry has some vivid fantasies of him and Ginny finally being together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Against The Odds by Bones365 reviews
Ginny is furious when her family hires Agent Harry Potter as her bodyguard. But, as the threat levels rise, so does the chemistry between them. Will they succumb to the heat between them and, against all odds, forget the past to find a future? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,045 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
You Know The Words by sonoflupus reviews
Post-DH. Follows Harry and Ron as they deal with love, life and lessons learned in the aftermath of the Second Wizarding War. Slightly alternate ending to The Deathly Hallows. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and other canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,901 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Moving Forward by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Story continues from the final battle with Voldemort. This story will show glimpses of all the characters moving on with life but mainly deals with Harry and Ginny and how their relationship progresses after the battle is won.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Protector by Coilerfan35 reviews
My first Bones High School fanfic. A new girl finds her way to Philly, and young Seeley Booth can already tell that something is wrong. Yes she is beautiful, and very intriguing, but immediately he wants to become her protector.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,207 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Test! by katanakid14 reviews
Okay, I suck at summaries... Um, the Percy Jackson gang has to go on a long and dangerous trip...to the South where things get a little more insane than usual. Pairings are: Percabeth Thalico Groviper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,352 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Road Trip by do not doubt the donuts reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Osborn by kaatee reviews
Sort of sequel/one shot set after Scottsdale State. 4 years on, in Osborn, Arizona, Sabina's day has been all but good...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
Rekindled Flame by ZizzyBelle reviews
A new school is always hard. Moving house is harder. So how will Alex cope with moving, not only house and school, but country too? And how will he cope when an old face reappears? ROMANCE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Me, Myself, the Spy by loveisforfairytales reviews
A tragic event leaves Cammie heartbroken and distrustful. Set many years after all our favorite spies graduate back at Gallagher where Zach meets...Miranda Kaufman? Who's she? Please review! Constructive criticism appreciated.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
All Along by Harukauranus reviews
Sonny is returning from a road trip but gets into a car accident. That's when Chad realizes his feelings for Sonny. Will he be able to tell Sonny how much he cares? Or will he be too late?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
If It Kills Me by SA100581 reviews
Set after 4x26, though takes a different route. Booth recovered and returned to work, Brennan went to New York for a while to help with an exhibit. Booth receives unexpected news... Now complete!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,459 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fighting by Topah reviews
Like my other stories, this is pure smut. It's M for a reason. Annabeth tries to fight Percy off.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Letters From Delta by Sailor Angie reviews
COMPLETE-Lonely and paranoid, Edward Cullen, Hollywood's new 'It-Boy' decides to leave his instant fame behind him. He re-locates to a small town in Northern Wisconsin where he'll discover life out of the spotlight is just as complicated. AU/AH ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,550 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swear on the Styx by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Percy is struck by a strange illness, Annabeth must travel across country, to try and repair their damaged relationship before it's too late. But Aphrodite's been waiting years for a good tragic romance...EPILOGUE JUST ADDED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ups and Downs by sarahp33 reviews
What will happen when Annabeth finds out that Percy kissed Rachel? Will her feelings for Percy be revealed? Before TLO! I KNOW IT SCREWS IT UP! I wrote before I read! First one so give me a break!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Never was a Mother by 100TenMillion reviews
In honor of Mother's day. Bella does not have the heart to attend Renesmee's wedding, becasue she feels she was never her daughter's mother. Can Esme change her mind?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
SAS Prankster Extrodinaire by MinibooExtreme reviews
Ever wondered if you could every get away with annoying the SAS. Katrina Toon, Little sister of Wolf has and is still trying. So far played pranks - Done. Gotten away with pranks - Still working on! SAS - 3 and counting : Kat - Lost count.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Kill or be Killed by vampassassin reviews
When Alex finds himself on the run with 2 killers, he quickly realizes that the only way he's going to survive is to fight dirty. It'll take more then brute force to escape MI6's control once & for all. It's kill or be killed & Alex is determined to win..
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,736 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
Trouble in Sam's world by barbthebookworm reviews
Sam is heading for danger,can She avoid it while in denial? Will she ever admit it to everyone including herself and David? Will David and Sam suffer through this? Finished story!Yes Complete! Wohoo!
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Never yet Forever by yami1234 reviews
No! this couldnt be happening it just couldnt. He promised that nothing was going to happen to him. He promised. The tears still kept coming Edward please dont die. Please dont die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
Whatever Happened to Samantha Madison? by AshenPetiteLie reviews
[chapter34]After her Thanksgiving night with David, stuff has happened to Sam Madison. It's now summer and Lucy and Harold are dating, David's going away to college, and Sam still has a year left in high school. Then some surprising news hit her.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,190 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
The Lives We Lead reviews
Alex loves Shelley.Shelley loves Alex. she is the only one who can stop his nightmares. but what happens when his worst nightmare comes to life? suddenly she cant do anything but remember him and all he can do is forget...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
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