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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is Melissa. I'm 21 years old. I live in Austin, Tx.

Right now, I'm really into Hetalia. Having attended a private Texas school, the history I learned there was about 30% American history and 70% Texas history, so I've really learned a lot from Hetalia. I've come up with a lot of ideas for fanfiction before, but never written them down. As I got older, I realized that not writing these ideas down was probably a service to humanity. I would like to believe I've gotten better over the years, but that's not really for me to decide.

I tend to think my jokes are hilarious, but I don't know if everyone else sees them as such. I'm a bit of a grammar nazi. This is probably due in part to how I was forced to look over my little sister's reports and such for school before she turned them in. How does a seventh grader misspell taco? Twice? *sigh*

I'm very shy, and not good at expressing myself. I'll work up my nerve, write a comment, then exit out without posting. I get too nervous to go through with it. When I do manage to hit submit, I spend the rest of the day worrying about what people will think of my comment. I'm the type to hang back and just listen to others talk when I don't know them. If I do know them, then I'm kind of a jerk. I show affection by being mean and teasing, so I end up insulting people I like. My personality really needs work.

Manga I Like: Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kamen Tantei, Detective Conan, Kuroshitsuji, Rurouni Kenshin, Natsume Yuujinchou, Mushishi, Code: Breaker, TTGL, PSoH, Happy Cafe, Arata Kangatari, Bunny Drop, lots of others I can't think of right now

TV Shows I Like: Fringe, The Mentalist, Dr. Who, CSI, CSI: Miami (YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!), CSI: New York, NCIS, Cold Case, etc.

I love the internet, 4chan, Fark, csittl, Superdickery, Cracked, ffn, lj, not so much fb, Tvtropes, bash, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

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Love, Insanity? by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,287 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
Just a Little Push by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 114,283 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Lamentia by KAISRE reviews
Toris abandons an easy life in Kaunas to work at an asylum plagued by desertion and rumors. He should've known his decisions would eventually lead him to a rather secretive history following a certain Russian. // Asylum AU // RussiaxLithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,190 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Russia, Lithuania
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,915 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Doing It Right by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
Lovina never even thought that she could be gay. That is, until she met HER. Things take a drastic turn and not everything is what it seems. Completely genflipped story: Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, USUK, Giripan, SuFin. Yuri. Rating MAY go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
New Batteries by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Day Out reviews
Canada, Prussia, and Sealand are left out of the world conference and spend the day together. Mostly fluff, with a little PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete