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Joined 05-05-10, id: 2352971, Profile Updated: 09-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

HELLO!!!

It's been REALLY long time since I've been really active on my account but i just wanted to say that I have discovered the slash world and am now completely IN LOVE with it!!!

I've gotten away with publishing two O/Ss, one completed Jake/Nessie story and two other, failed stories. Unfortunately I just lost inspiration and complete hope in those stories. Honestly, they lack the constant hold of cuteness they used to have a year ago and now they're really un-entertaining. I will probably never complete them. Ever. May be. But probably not.

I'm not even sure if i'll ever write stories here again, but i will definitively be behind the scenes, reading and admiring all your amazing slash stories.

N.K Olesen Rocks my mind.

SuchSmallHands88 Rocks my... junk.

Love you.

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Black Hole by N.K Olesen reviews
Embry's life is as miserable as ever. He doesn't care about love. He cares about sex and money. Then he meets Evelyn, and everything seems brighter. This is a story about fragile love, and a few lemons in between..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Embry
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 reviews
Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liars In Love by white-lemons reviews
E&B strangers who lie to each other to spend an amazing sex filled week together, but their real lives are more connected than imaginable and not everyone likes that. E&B AH/AU. Story full TTS characters, love, lust, lemons, and laughs. Gets suspenseful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 182,932 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Restless Heart by IsabellClair reviews
Sequal to Forever Young. Renesmee's POV! Our little Renesmee is growing up, but it's not going to be a smooth road to adulthood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 200,008 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shooting Star by N.K Olesen reviews
The Cullens' moved to another town and Jacob moves with them for Nessie's sake. What if imprinting isn't as easy as everyone think it is? Will Jake and Nessie get their happy ending? And what if vamps and shifters isn't the only thing out there?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,794 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Wide Open Spaces by Fllay Alster reviews
*SPOILERS* Renesmee has decided to set out on her own, as a young teen. She runs away to start her own life. What will she find? How will this effect Bella, Edward and Jacob? Will her descend into maturity make her long for a certain wolf? Nessie/Jake
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Half Vamipre Chronicles by johnnyboy7 reviews
The is a very detailed and comprehensive look at Nessie's life after Breaking Dawn. Starts when she is sixteen, but will follow her through her many stages of life. Includes her love for Jacob, lots of family drama,wolves, and twists. Probable sequal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,196 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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6 weeks reviews
one particularly sexually frustrated Daddy...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's called Imprinting reviews
Bella and Jacob Never happened... Jake and Nessie have been friends since they were in diapers... but when they enter high school ... he changes and dumps her for the popular gang ... will he be able to earn her heart back when he most needs it ? ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,686 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Talk About Love Triangles reviews
What? Edward and Rosalie are together...? Alice ends up with Emmett...? Then what happens when Jake and Bella visit the big city...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Life in LA reviews
Nessie starts a new life in LA ... Jacob is not interested in any girls ... what happens when the two meet ? - all human - Cheesy -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,460 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Jacob Black reviews
She's always being set up on blind dates, but they always end up being snotty, rich, and want to get in her pants. In desperation to get away from her date, she makes up a pretend boyfriend. little does she know, he lives close by...and he's not so ugly..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete