Hoss' Sweetheart
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Joined 05-05-10, id: 2353173, Profile Updated: 10-21-10
Author has written 7 stories for Zorro, Bonanza, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew.

Major Bonanza fan here! My favorite character is Little Joe, but I do like and appreciate all of them!

Adam Cartwright ~ "Nobody knows anything."

Little Joe Cartwright ~ "I think we'd have a little more luck if we could find an enraged chicken."

Little Joe Carwright ~ "I know what I know and I feel what I feel."

Ben Cartwright ~ "There's nothing wrong with education as long as it doesn't interfere with your thinking".

Little Joe Cartwright ~ "I just got an idea to get us outta trouble; more trouble than we got out of yesterday."

Adam Cartwright ~ "Don't lose your temper so early in the morning. You won't have any left for the rest of the day."

Little Joe Cartwright ~ "Oh, you'd have died of a real bad case of slow."

I also like the original Star Trek series.

Dr. McCoy: He's dead, Jim!

Scotty: Well, captain, er, the Klingons called you a tin plated over bearing swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.
Capt. Kirk: Is that all?
Scotty: No sir, they also compared you with a Denebian slime devil.
Capt. Kirk: I see.
Scotty: And then they said that you were...
Capt. Kirk: I get the picture, Scotty.
Scotty: Yes, sir.
Capt. Kirk: And after they said all this, that's when you hit the Klingons.
Scotty: No, sir.
Capt. Kirk: No?
Scotty: No, er, I didn't. You told us to avoid trouble.
Capt. Kirk: Oh, yes.
Scotty: Well, I didn't see that it was worth fighting about. After all, we're big enough to take a few insults, aren't we?
Capt. Kirk: What was it they said that started the fight?
Scotty: They called the Enterprise a garbage scow! Sir.
Capt. Kirk: I see. And that's when you hit the Klingon?
Scotty: Yes, sir.
Capt. Kirk: You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they...
Scotty: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride!
Capt. Kirk: All right, Scotty dismissed. Oh, Scotty, you're restricted to quarters until further notice.
Scotty: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. That'll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals.

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Just Another Christmas! by No1butjoe reviews
It's Christmas time and, this year, Tony doesn't have any plans. Will Gibbs and the rest of the team find out? Team family fic. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Please, R&R! Rated due to swearing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Batman Got Run Over by a Reindeer! by Panamint reviews
Aw, c'mon, who really wants to drop a reindeer on some old lady when you can drop one on Batman instead! Betcha can't guess the parody, either...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Joe Cartwright in the 21st Century by Panamint reviews
Oh, where DO I get all this SPECTACULAR ideas! Heehee, kidding, it's not that good. But please R&R anyway! I love reviews...
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
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From Bayport to Nevada reviews
The Hardy Boys and their family move to Nevada. They meet the Cartwrights. Set in the 1800's. Please read and review. Thank you! I don't own the characters and I am not making any money off of it.
Crossover - Bonanza & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Joe H.
It hurts, Pa reviews
Joe is hurt. But how bad is it, really?
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2010
The Insurance reviews
McCoy has a bad day at "work" and writes about it in his journal.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk
To Despair reviews
When Little Joe, Adam, and Hoss are all ambushed by a gang of rustlers, all three of them are injured severely. Can they survive their wounds?
Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Red Long Johns, One Well, and a Schoolteacher reviews
Hoss finds himself in an Embarrassing situation brought on by an accident. Prequel. Joe is 7 and Hoss is 13. Adam is 19. Please Read and review! I don't own any of the characters and I am making no money off of this.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
The Telephone reviews
Ben and Little Joe find a telephone in the house. Just a scene written from a word prompt. Read and review, please! Thank you! I own none of the Bonanza characters and I'm making no money off of this.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
The Crimson Rose reviews
Diego and Lucinda are friends. Lucinda doesn't know he is Zorro. She becomes the outlaw Crimson Rose. Based loosly on the Disney Channel Zorro. I do not own Zorro or the other tv show characters. No money was made off of this story. Read and review please
Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete