When I was born, my parents abandoned me in a rubbish bin because I was so ugly. A hobo named Chiken found me and let me live in his luxury cardboard box.One day,Chiken left me on a boat while he went to steal some pacifiers from tourists. Unknown to him, the boat sailed off, and soon it entered Africa. The boat sailed down the Congo, where eventually I washed up near a family of gorillas found me and raised me as one of their own. They called me Hula Hoop. I was rescued last Tuesday. In the time I've been back I've seen many movies and films and books and stuff, and I hope you will find my fanfics grammatically incorrect and random. That's if you get any.

Favorite Quotes:

'Rules are there to be broken!' -My dad

"Sorry, I was in the la-la land" -my brother after zoning out (not in a joking manner, he really said that)

"Why bother to have a real conversation when we can just listen to someone else's?" - my friend Naomi on eavesdropping

Quotes of which I live my life by:

breglalgwagmahalo!

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die!

Rules are there to be broken.

You must be tired after all that reading. Here's a story:

A teacher reads 'The three little pigs' to her kindergarten class on day.

"The first pig goes up to a man and says, "Can I use some straw to build my house, Sir?" She reads.

"Now, what does the man say to the pig?"

Jimmy put up his hand. "Yes Jimmy!"

"Well f* me, a talking pig!"

Okay, the end, moving on-

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Speaking of mofo characters, here's a list of my favorite:

Being Human: George and Nina :( It's been like two years and I still haven't got over 4.01. But Hal's great

Doctor Who: Wilfred Mott! I actually wish he could've been a full time companion. Better than Amy..

Merlin: Gaius, perpetually perturbed Gaius

Hunger Games: Haymitch, he's like the crazy version of Dumbledore really

Harry Potter: In the movies I love Seamus and his ability to blow everything up, but my favorite character has to be Ron

Orphan Black: Felix, I live for Felix

Star Trek: Bones is my spirit animal