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Joined 05-05-10, id: 2353188, Profile Updated: 02-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Glee, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

HI I'M ALANA! I'M 18 AND ABSOLUTLEY LOVE FANFICTION.

MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS ARE, BONES, GLEE, NCIS, AND PRETTY LITTLE LIARS.

MY FAVORITE MUSIC ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT, FAVORITE SONG: ENCHANTED

I AM IN REMISSION!!! HAD LEUKEMIA, HAVE BEEN GETTING BETTER FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS NOW!!!

I USED TO BE bluezcluez7


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (not completely but lots of my friends think i am)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

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This is fanfiction cat,
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Now, go back and read the third word of every line. Who skipped to this part? I bet you feel majorly stupid right now!

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Unexpected developments by slayer of destiny reviews
After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,921 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Welcome To Dalton Academy, Kurt by StarGleekBelle reviews
Dalton AU – Kurt is driven to extreme measures when his life at McKinley spirals out of control. A couple of months into his junior year, he transfers to Dalton Academy where he befriends a group of boys who refuse to let him be the victim and teach him how to love himself once more. Rated M for mentions of cutting, sexual abuse, rape, and eventual smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 167,471 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 8,182 - Follows: 7,711 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Lie to Me by flamingfawkes007 reviews
Andy has to keep lying to Harry in order to keep her secret. As she grows close to him, the harder it is to admit. But what will happen when he discovers she could have saved his Godfather? Will her secret bring the death of Harry Potter himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,137 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Gather the Troops by PlushChrome reviews
Forget Daleks, Cybermen, Angels, and Silence. When an ancient and most deadly foe arises, the Doctor sends for an army. "You, Amy Pond, are going to gather the troops. Tell them; 'New face, new man, less plan, need a favor', and then have them call me on Rory's cell." "Less plan? Should I be worried?" "No, not a bit." 5th in our GTTniverse but can be read on its own. !ON HIATUS!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,284 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sectumsem by aBoyWillDo reviews
First shot at H/D slash. What happens if Harry and Draco's HBP metting in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom had gone differently? Cliched, but fluffy warmness and romance are inside. Warnings for: smut, slash and mentions of abusive childhoods not graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Reunion by The Unlikely Suspect reviews
Harry wakes up in his dormitory after the Final Battle, and there's someone he needs to see, much to the shock of the rest of Hogwarts…. HPxDG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
And that's what you MISSED last time on GLEE! by SoleasiaDavis73 reviews
Rachel and Quinn were secretly dating all throughout season 1 you just didn't realize. My take on each episode. This is my first ever fan-fic to write.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,061 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
To Tame A Veela by BurningCrashingRaining reviews
Hermione Granger has returned for her final year at Hogwarts. After shocking news, she travels to America to live and study for two years with her cousin Carmi. Unfortunately, she has to bring her stubborn Veela mate along. T for language and maturity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fire's Angel by ManaMila reviews
Bella's involved in a tragic accident that leaves her homeless and orphaned. Years later she moves to Forks, a small town in Washington and meets a certain Cullen who changes her life. Femslah. T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,248 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Alice
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The Approval reviews
Blaine is nervous about meeting Brittany. What if she doesn't like him? Well let's hope that doesn't happen. R&R
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Heart of a Pirate reviews
Edward left and Bella decides to go back to where she truly belongs, the 17th century. So she can be with the one she loves, even if he doesn't love her back. Bella/Jack one-sided at first.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,721 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Bella - Complete
The Love of a Goddess reviews
When Edward left Bella she went back to Mt. Olympus and resumed her role as Arianna, Goddess of Life. But when Edward goes to The Volturi she must save him and to do that she must reveal her true identity.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella