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Joined 05-06-10, id: 2353397, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

He didn't know what Red did for a living. Surely, 'watching Orion' wasn't a valid vocation. But, maybe it was. It was certainly better than what he wrote down when McGonagall gave them a sheet to fill out. Apparently to 'write hot, smutty, homoerotic literature' was not an appropriate career choice. Who knew?

From The Dragomirs'


"I can't help but wonder…" Fred started a moment later.

"What's that, my favourite brother?" George asked.

"Your favourite, really?" Fred practically swooned. "You flatter me so. I didn't want to make the others jealous, but you're my favourite too."

Ginny rolled her eyes and noticed Ron doing the same.

"Of course. Handsome as I am, how could I not be?" George haughtily proclaimed. "But back to your wondering, brother."

From Taking Control

By the time Harry's godfather – the infamous friend-betraying, mass-murdering, Azkaban-escaping, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's right hand, Sirius Black – had left his house, Mr Greengrass had put his signature on a marriage license for his under-age daughter, in exchange for no gold at all. As Sirius told Harry afterward, he had paid a very high price for a reputation that could wandlessly terrorize any normal wizard. He might as well get some use out of it.

From Ice Princess

“Having a battle of wits with Remus always makes me feel guilty,” Harry said casually, as he turned back to the others. “It’s like fighting with an unarmed man,” he finished with a grin, just loud enough to be heard.

From Happily Ever After

I know that most people copy them all into their profile, but I only did the ones that actually relate to me... Stereotyping is WRONG, people!!! Don't do it!

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.


I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

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Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8222 - Favs: 15,756 - Follows: 6,650 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 8,469 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Ravenclaw Racketeers by CrashMind reviews
Ravenclaw Racketeers are a group of sly, underhand Ravenclaws who cause subtle trouble with their challenges. When Arcadia Morreno receives her first dare she is less than impressed to find herself tasked with seducing Draco Malfoy. But can she even do it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2846 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Any Way You Want It reviews
My Drabble Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011
I Hear Them reviews
I hear them getting closer; their howls are sending chills down my spine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Terrified Teachers reviews
The Professors are all scared. Something is coming... something bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Are We Celebrating? reviews
Luna has called everyone together... but no one knows why!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
20 Ways reviews
20 Ways to get on certain people's nerves in the Harry Potter-verse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010
The Taste of Strawberries reviews
Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley have always been best friends, no matter what. So what happens when something comes along to complicate that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete