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Joined 05-06-10, id: 2353808, Profile Updated: 10-31-11
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Hey there!

So I'm from Nottingham/Derby area, lived here all my life. I'm 26 and slightly obsessed with Torchwood (Seasons 1 & 2- apparently there was something known as COE but I'm not sure what it is lol)

Anyways the only possible pairing in Torchwood is Jack/Ianto :-))

I've read on here for years and wrote in private. Then I broke my foot (DUH!) and after a few weeks of doing nothing but read I thought "I can do this!" So here I am doing this.

Since RTD decided to take away one of the things I love, so this is all there is, fanficage!!!! I really do hate him with a passion.

AU is where I start and we'll take it from there maybe?!

Opinionated? Very
Funny? Hilarious
Friendly? Depends who you are
Forgiving? Not very
Do people understand me??? Not at all
Sarcastic? What do you think?
Decisive? Depends what I’m deciding on
Vocal? Unfortunately
Angel? Hell no
Devil? In disguise
Curious? Indeed
Laugh? Dirty

OK so that's me I think? Bye for now :-P

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Please dial 000 and wait for a response by workingsomecoffeemagic reviews
One-shot inspired by a passage in "The house that Jack built" - very good book! Post-season 2. Ianto's going out, Jack's jealous. Rated T for mild allusions to sex. Not necessary to have read the book.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Its the way you hold me by TheRisenMittenCrew reviews
A piece I wrote specially for the anniversary of Ianto Jones' death, today. Pure Janto. 1000 words. Please R&R but most of all, enjoy it, and remember Ianto xxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
I Am Free by rout-obsessie reviews
A coda to 'To The Last Man', from Ianto's POV.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
There's a first time for everything by soul1essharpy reviews
AU-ish What if Jack and Ianto's first time happened after the episode 'Meat? (Idea stems from an outtake I saw of a scene between Jack and Ianto in the Hub armory & from the looks of Ianto's nervous behavior and Jack's enticing flirt, it seemed like they hadn't quite 'gotten to know' one another yet.) M/M slash
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Falling Into Place by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness accepts a job at an IT company in Cardiff, hoping to begin a new life. When he's teamed up with a brilliant but broken Welshman, their lives may change in ways they never could have imagined. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Strictly Straight Ballroom by MoonFireFic reviews
Inspired by the movie Strictly Ballroom. Jack has been training since he was six to win the Pan Atlantic Grand Prix. When he comes up with new ideas about how he wants to dance, and who with, it will change his life and the face of dancesport forever.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Drawing Circles by LilFerret79 reviews
This wasn't about him. This was about giving Ianto what he needed. Graphic Sex/NC17. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
In A Good Way by LilFerret79 reviews
As they climbed down into what Ianto liked to refer to as Jack's man cave, Ianto's heart thudded loudly in his chest. Language/Graphic Sex/NC17. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Domestic by remuslives23 reviews
It was domestic is what it was. This is what... couples did – ate together, watched telly or a DVD then bunked down for a shag and sleep.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Bloody Mothers by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto has some interesting phone calls with his mother...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Marry, Shag or Throw Off A Cliff? by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Some light hearted fun leads to some revelations...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
It Started With a Dinner for One by IheartJanto-X reviews
AU. When Jack Harkness first sets eyes on waiter Ianto Jones, he doesn't think he's ever seen anything as gorgeous as this Welshman. Little does he know, Ianto is thinking the exact same thing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,233 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
A Proper Relationship by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Gwen comes into the Hub late at night and sees something that makes Jack and Ianto evaluate their relationship. How will things change within the Hub when they become a serious couple? M/M sex and slight Gwen bashing. Mpreg.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,602 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The End is Where We Start From by remuslives23 reviews
Jack chose a new beginning after Toshiko and Owen's deaths; one that didn't include Ianto or Torchwood. Ten years later, Ianto has moved on. Really. AU after Exit Wounds.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Do you think the boss will mind, sir by Francine S reviews
Shameless smut between Jack and Ianto with Ianto taking the upper hand
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Life's Revelations: Phone Connections by Xennie.B reviews
Life's Revelations #1 - You don't have to meet someone face-to-face to fall for them.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Under the table by Tacroy reviews
A boardroom meeting is far from fun. So Jack decides to change that. Pure smut
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Nine till Five by Amethystbutterflies reviews
Jack Harkness is gay and lonely, until a brown haired women sweeps into his hair salon, bringing with her, welsh accents and news of a coffee that's as good as sex.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Shopping spree by Tacroy reviews
Ianto takes Jack shopping, and Jack gets bored. So Jack decides to make it more fun...pure Smut
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Make my day by JolinarJackson reviews
After a team night Jack finds out about one of Ianto's crushes.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Room Keys and Late Night Revelations by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Set after John Hart leaves at the beginning of Series Two. Rated due to swearing and a mild reference to sex.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Scent by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Exposure to an alien spray leaves Ianto feeling a little hot under the collar.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Time to Decide by mama rocks reviews
Jack has returned after leaving to find the Doctor. He and Ianto are back together but Jack wants a real relationship and Ianto is not convinced. Can they move forward? Rated for scenes of a sexual nature.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,906 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Dreams by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
An accident in the archives causes Ianto to reveal his innermost secrets. Mostly rated T but Chapter Three will be rated M. Spoilers for Seasons Two and Three later on in the story.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Watchers Vignettes by JaqueDark reviews
Jack and Ianto get caught three times. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. First by Toshiko on Camera, then Gwen on Owen's chair and finally by Owen in Jack's office. MATURE ADULT WARNING/YAOI. COMPLETE.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Say My Name by silentlullabye reviews
Jack loves hearing his name uttered by beautiful Welsh lips... Janto. Slash. M for a reason.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
No Turning Back by mercurial2010 reviews
Set after Countrycide. Ianto's POV as Jack finally makes his move. Five short chapters. First Janto fic so Please R&R! (just wanna say thanks to everyone who's favourited and reviewed this recently - love that two years on people are still enjoying it :D)
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
and maybe i'm in love by cassesque reviews
Ianto is hard and soft, light and dark, reserved yet passionate. He is a contrast in and of itself. And he puzzles Jack. To Jack he is a perfect embodiment of why the human race are special, he is a symbol, an idea.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Living in the Present by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto can't see the future, and doesn't want to see the past. Jack is obsessed with the past, but wants to offer Ianto the future. And a year in Cardiff will change them forever. AU, future Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
We're Permanent by beware-of-weeping-angels reviews
Jack and Ianto are permanent.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Ink by b-w-williams reviews
Jack and Ianto wake up to a little surprise... PWP
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Ianto Jones in the 47th Century by cjh4ever reviews
Sequel to Jack Times Five - preferable but not essential to read that first. Jack from 4693 returns to his own time and creates his own Ianto Jones. Warning: explicit sex in later chapters. Lots of fluff, angst and fun, please try it.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,487 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Provocation by b-w-williams reviews
Ianto is a tease! PWP J/I
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Cat Who Got The Cream by Jennie-x reviews
Jack finally gets what he wants. Strong M. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Good Together by amy. j x reviews
Jack/Ianto. One shot smutty fic. No spoilers. Please R&R. Crap summary, but how can you summarise a PWP?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Love you more reviews
Au, Jack and Ianto see each other around Cardiff. Ianto doesn't like men, does he? They will eventually meet and progress from there. Rubbish summary, sorry Rated T but may add M chapters later on.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.