Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, and Wrestling.
Hi people, this is the Na in vasayanaza here. I hope you all like Unexpected but to just let u know this will not be our only fanfic. There will soon be a wrestling Fanfic written by Sa and Za and I am gonna soon post up an awesome Vampire Academy fanfic written by me and Za as my co-writer.There will also be a Naruto fanfic written by Ya. The story is gonna be called NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. Please read our new fanfics when we post them because I can guarantee that u will love them.Bye!
Hog-warty warty Hogwarts!! I felt the need to say that.Well...xoxoVaxoxo here!I'm 12 soon to be 13!(woohoo!) I share this account with ma besties! We share this love for Dramione!I'm guessing it's mutual right guyz?Anyway..we're procrastinators...well,at least half of us.We suck at updating fast but we're very lovable :D...I speak for myself that is.
Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me
MOO... I'm a fish (awwww i wove fish :)
Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver
Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do
Love isn't about joy, its about endurance
Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
'Ello, lovlies! This is Ya =3 And I've got some news for Y.O.U. 'Member that Naruto fic Na mentioned? (scroll up =P) Wellllll, I'm feelin kinda sceptical about it =S. Y'see, it has three main P.O.V.s: Sakura, Sasuke, and Itachi; and I've got a summary for each of them. But I'm not too sure how well it might turn out. I'll post up the first chapter =) But I'll warn you, I'm having a bit of trouble writing Ita's part so I'll post what I have and hopefully *crosses fingers* you guys'll give me some ideas =}. And for the one I pick I'll give you an honest-to-goodness dedication, but even if I don't pick your idea, I'll still mention you in a thank you.