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Joined 05-06-10, id: 2354003, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, and Gintama.


hahaha never gets old I say. so apparently your visiting my page! if you felel like wasting a couple minits of your day then feel free to read about nothing...NEways so here is where I talk about my self and all that stuff I like to do...geh I'm bad at this but here she goes...

lets see here...

Name: Mrs. Gluttony is all you need to know I also get called la tee da (no seriously that's been my nickname for years now)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Hight: 5'6

Hair: brown


Mental state: totally insane.

ha ha jokes...well kinda...moving on I don't really know if i'm an aspiring writer but it is one thing I can almost see myself doing. problem is I suck at spelling, grammar sentence structure, typing, pretty much every thing you need to be a writer. but we will give it a try here for a starters. I figure if i can write a half descent story using some one else's characters, back stories and popularity than I might attempt my own.

my view on reviews

I really don't understand why but some people are picky about reviews. I'm just here to tell you that you can tell me anything you f'ing want to! my own reviews are pretty much useless so I have no right to ask for only critiquing ones nor would I. that said you could also critique the hell out of my stuff if you want, it might be really helpful (but no promises of me getting better believe me my teachers tried while I was in school and it didn't work lol) and if you don't like my stuff that is fine too rip on me all you want I have tough skin! I will say one thing though getting into arguments over the web(yes I say web) is just plain silly.

I watch/Read a lot of Anime/manga but my favorites are firstly the obvious ones

GINTAMA!!!(the Best ever!) - fav.char: Gintoki (obviously but really one of the few main shonen heroes who is my favorite from their manga or anime)

Sket Dance! - fav.char: Switch!

Bleach - fav.char: Ulquiorra (yes it's shameful but I'm a fan girl)

Naruto - fav.char: - Gaara (also shamefully a fan girl)

than there are some others like...

Blue Exorcist - fav.char: Mephistopheles

D.Gray Man - fav.char: Rhoad!

Fairy Tale - fav.char: ErzaxJellal (I should say fav paring, anyone who says they're not canon is ether crazy or blind.)

Soul Eater - fav.char: Medusa(she's just so delightfully evil)

Dengeki Daisy - fav.char: Kurosaki

Kimi ni todoke - fav.char: Ryu

Darker than Black (One of my faves) - fav.char: YinxHei (aslo should say fav paring)

Tsubasa Chronicals - fav.char: Kurogane

Vampire Knights - fav.char: Zero (why oh why are you and Yuki not together? * cries* I don't think they ever will be ether.)

Fruits Basket (will always have a special place in my heart) - fav.char: I would say kyo...maybe but AkitoxShigure together is amazing (their destructive love/hate relationship is lots of fun!)

Nurarihyon no mago - fav.char: young grandfather and kapa

The Wallflower - fav.char: Sunako (because i'm so much like her lol)

Yankee-kun to Megane-Chan - fav.char: Kitami

Black Cat - fav.char: Train (another main I like)

Beelzebub - fav.char: Kanzaki

Hunter x Hunter - fav.char: Killua (I guess he's pretty much a main too, him and Gon are like 2 halves of the same coin lol)

and ya there are more but these ones are what stick out for me...

Fun facts

I love replacing curse words with real random stuff like holy shoes and what the Twilight (cuz lets face it twilight is a pretty much the worst curse word i know it makes peoples brains bleed!)

I love and I mean love tv/movies! it's sad really I can recite a movie after seeing it only once or twice! and Books! my god books are great I tell you! I have a very large addiction and that addiction is buying books.

music is my life! I love to sing and dance and listen to music all the time. I have even written a few songs! (it didn't go so well...)

Gintama Quotes

Gintoki:Listen up!

Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.

But it's cold outside your bed.

You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!

You make up your mind to go!

You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!

You think that all your life has led to this moment!

But then you realize!

It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!

That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!

But you don't stop! You can't stop!

That's what I'm talking about!


DO YOU GET IT!? -ep 11

Gintoki: I can’t stand it, what’s hot is hot even if I suppress my mind to a state of nothingness. Why do I have to go buy a senpuki on a hot day like this? What a pain in the ass. This sucks. Maybe I’ll switch and buy an air conditioner instead. What do you say, old man? Should I upgrade to an air conditioner?

Old Man#1: huh? Well I don’t see why not.

Gintoki: That won’t do! Where am I going to find the money to buy an air conditioner? Mind your own business! (man starts to cry) Why do I have to get totally sweaty to go buy a machine that makes me cooler? It’s like digging for buried gold with buried gold. Like drinking before drinking! when the next senpuki arrives, I’m going to ignore it. For three days and three nights, I’m going to let it blow against the wall. This really ticks me off. Should I really buy an air conditioner? But I don’t have any money.

Gintoki: Gurr, this is really pissing me off! Even that beautiful blue sky ticks me off, and it’s so blue! Why am I soaking with sweat and passing around from store to store just to buy a measly senpuki? Hey, mister can I go home now? Can I go home already?

Old Man#2: Huh? I guess it’s ok to go home.

Gintoki: I can’t do that I feel like I’ve been through a sauna! You don’t know a thing! don’t talk like you do! (man starts to cry) Damn this is wrong, so wrong. I’m here to buy a Senpuki. I came to cool off! I’m just getting hotter and hotter! It ticks me off! I really should have gotten an air conditioner! But I don’t have the money.

Gintoki: something’s wrong, very wrong! I came to buy a senpuki! So why is this happening to me? Hey old man! Why is this happening to me! What’s going on? Tell me!

Old Man#3: Huh? I don’t know.

Gintoki: I don’t know ether, moron! Go to hell! (man starts to cry) -ep 21(Gintoki talking to random people on his mo-ped)

Shin:Gin-san, lets just go back. This forest gives me the creepes

Kagura: His whole body is smeared with honey

Gin: dont mind that, its just a fairy. Its the fairy from the voluntary activity, it does that volunteerily to protect this forest.

Shin: But i've seen that person somewhere

Kagura: Gori! its looks like gori.

Gin: Then its the fairy of gorillas. it does that to protect gorillas


Shin: Gin-san, really, lets just go back. As i thought this forest is scary.

Kagura:He is smearing mayonnaise on the trees!

Gin: dont mind that. Its the goblin of mayonnaise! It does that to mark its territory!

Shin:But, im sure thats someone we know well

Kagura: He was smoking! im sure i seen him smoking somewhere

Gin: Then its the child of a nicotine goblin!- ep 65

Gintoki:d-don't worry, a-all we have to do is find a t-time machine-ep 4

Gintoki: look my hand’s a hook. I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now.-ep 13

Gintoki: In this house,I'm the first in the balance of power.afterwards comes GOD!!Remember that

Shinpachi: Oi!!GOD is number two??? -ep 22

Okita: You see that man smoking? The one that looks like he's looking down at everyone? I want you to run him over with enough force not to kill him.-ep??

Okita: Oi, there's egg yolk dripping between your thighs. Ovulation day?*Kagura takes him by the face & throws him*-ep??

Matsudaira: Get up, you dumb-ass Gorilla! If you don’t stand up in three seconds, I’ll blow your brains out. *click clack* ok, one.*bang*

Kondo: What happened to two and three?

Matsudaira: I don’t need those numbers. Number one is all a man needs to live.-ep28

Hijikata: What are you doing?

Okita: I forgot to fasten my seat belt! I forgot to fasten my seat belt!!!

Matsudaira: hey what’s wrong with him? He’s acting completely different! He’s getting all panicky!

Okita: sure I’m a sadist but only because I’m so insecure inside! H-h-h-h-help me Hijikata you bastard!

Hijikata: you idiot!-ep 35

Story Corner!

currently Writing:

Stay together for the kids- a Gintama fic with GinxTsukki cuz I love them and they don't get enough love! about a one night stand that has consequences and some vampires are thrown into the mix for the heck of it. also HijixOc#1/past hijixmitsu, one sided Oc#2xTsukki/past Oc#2xOc#3 and OkixKagu slight mentioning of other parings but nothing big (I'm a sap so I need happy endings for all!)

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Pot Calling Kettle by secretsofgray reviews
Gothboy and Blondie collide like never before - and, naturally, they become unlikely friends. Sort of. GaaIno. GaaraxIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,453 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Truth by kurasuchi reviews
An annual festival at Yoshiwara creates a chance for Gintoki to learn more about the death of Shouyou-sensei, while Tsukuyo learns about the truth of her abandonment. Chapter 19: Kabuki-chou is in chaos and yet everyone's faith in Gintoki remains unwavering. Meanwhile, Tsukuyo finally accepts the truth behind the fact which she'd been denying to herself for the longest time.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 188,036 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo
Bleach: Redux by Koltiras Rip reviews
The manuscript behind the reasonably popular doujinshi, Bleach Redux tells the story of what could have happened had Orihime pulled her head out of Ichigo's ass and saved Ulquiorra like she should have in the first place. NOTE: 3 very small lemons inter-spliced within the entire manuscript. I AM NOT going to change the rating just because of those few instances.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 133,854 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
crash&burn by secretsofgray reviews
It's funny how one stupid mistake can ruin everything - Naruto's half dead, Sasuke's half a killer, and Sakura's trying desperately to not lose her boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seven Deadly Sins by Poor Alice reviews
ONESHOT. Ulquiorra can't help the way he feels toward a certain orange-haired woman. Are these emotions a sin? & Will he finally understand what they even are? Excerpts from Ulquiorra's poem in Volume 40, that includes his corresponding thoughts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
I Will Break Down These Walls by Lady of the Myst reviews
Hinata, the forgotten Hyuuga heiress has been sent to Sunagakure to wed the young Kazekage in order to strengthen the sometimes frail bond between their villages. Will she able to get him to let down the barries he's put up to keep others out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,678 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
I'll Hold You in The Dark by love at third sight reviews
She couldn't explain what drew her to him like a moth to light. Maybe it was because of his Silver Soul. Gintoki/Tsukuyo
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo
The Definition of Love by lanpheas reviews
The war is over, all the worlds are after them, and running is the only option. Their relationship is forbidden, and if they so much as look back, their enemies will catch them. He thought life as a human would be easier, but alas he was proven wrong.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 300,307 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Fool of a Man by Fighter le Faye reviews
He is just a man that wants a woman in the oldest of ways. - pre-BBS TeQua
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Aqua, Terra
Good Gentleman by Fighter le Faye reviews
You're tired of waiting, so maybe I can give you everything. - onesided TeQua drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Aqua, Terra - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do in Naruto by Masta of da House reviews
A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
All I Could See Was You by MeemoMeemo reviews
Hijikata remembers his time with his first love. Oneshot with Hijikata and Mitsuba.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hijikata T. - Complete
The Trouble with Words by oshare-banchou reviews
Katsura struggles to properly express himself to a certain special someone. Katsura/Ikumatsu, with Gintoki along for the ride.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Katsura K./Zura, Ikumatsu - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
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What is Dead May Never Die reviews
One fateful night in yoshiwara brings the two together Gin saves her then runs away. Time flows, a belly grows, but no one knows... Involves vampire amanto & a time skip. Main1:ginxtsuki, Main2:hijixoc & a bit of okikagu
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo
The Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Like Romeo Juliet, this tale is tragic, war divided them. Like Beauty The Beast, he was her captor and she gave him a heart. Like Samson Delilah, she was his only weakness. Like Tristan Isolde, he died too soon. But Ulquiorra Orihime never got to touch...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
A Little Piece of Heaven reviews
Song fic: A twisted love story of Jealousy, lust, possessive nature, the kind of love that will eat your heart out, literally! ...and still there is a happy ending...kind of...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete