GertieTheHippo
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Joined 05-06-10, id: 2354064, Profile Updated: 02-24-15
Author has written 2 stories for X-Men: The Movie, and Walking Dead.

Hi everyone! I am a substitute teacher, and I love my job! I, like many of you I'm sure, love to read! I'm currently reading 'The Rape of Nanking' by Iris Chang, and I am rereading 'The Phantom Tollbooth' by Norton Juster. I am also absolutely obsessed with movies! I could watch movies all day until the cows come home. Three that I can watch anytime, anywhere, for any reason are Serenity, King Arthur, and Pacific Rim. Don't mistake me though, these aren't my favorites, they are just incredibly watchable for me. While I haven't had loads of time for movies, I do have get my fix of TV. My favorite shows include Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Firefly, and Doctor Who.

I do, of course, spend loads of time writing and reading fanfiction. Thanks for all the great stories out there! I'm very nearly done with the one I have on fanfiction.net right now, but I've been working on something for Walking Dead for awhile now. We'll see how that goes :)

My favorite fandoms to read (at the moment) are Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and Sons of Anarchy. My favorite pairings include Beth/Daryl, Hermione/Sirius, Jeyne/Kaylee, and Sansa/Happiness. I do have a fondness for well written OCs too. I like seeing how new characters affect storylines in the minds of different writers.

I'm working on an XMen story write now that's up online. I've also got about 6 chapters written for a Hobbit story on my computer not ready to go up yet.

Overall, I hope to find some good reads here and hopefully, people will enjoy mine.


List all your favorite characters in no specific order:

1. Chibs Telford
2. Hermione Granger
3. Third Doctor
4. Jeyne Cobb
5. Sirius Black
6. Sansa Stark
7. Ace McShane
8. Beth Greene
9. Oberyn Martell
10. The Sandman

1) Have you ever read a six/nine fanfic before?
Oddly enough I have!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
He's smokin' and a badass.

3) What would happen if 1 got eight pregnant?
Ooooo I'm blushing. I would read the shit out of that fic!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Not as many as I would like...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?
They would have such an awesome friendship! Can you imagine the fantabulousness?

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Holy shit, a Sirius/Oberyn bromance would be the most amazing thing ever ;)

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight having sex?
She would join in...

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
The children of the world are falling into fitful sleeps and not waking up. It is up to the James Bond of Doctors and the Sandman, Sanderson Mansnoozie, himself to save them before it's too late.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
I wish.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/one hurt/comfort fic.
Erasing Scars

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
I do.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write six?
I do.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Hermione and Sirius get sucked through some strange portal and end up on Serenity. She is exhausted trying to contain the bromance of Jeyne and Sirius.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
He literally makes no sound...

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
Sara Smile - Hall & Oates

17) If you wrote a one/six/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Holy God in Heaven, my mind is running wild :D
Seriously though...violence and sex


Fifteen Amazing Books Everyone Should Read
(in no particular order)

1. The Sandman, Neil Gaiman

2. Needful Things, Stephen King

3. The Giver, Lois Lowry

4. A Song of Ice and Fire, George R.R. Martin
(Yes I know this is a series)

5. The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Juster

6. Nicholas St. North and the Battle of the Nightmare King, William Joyce

7. Fated, S.G Browne

8. The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkein

9. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley

10. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

11. The Golden Compass, Philip Pullman

12. A Great and Terrible Beauty, Libba Bray

13. The Harry Potter Series, J.K. Rowling

14. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card

15. 1984, George Orwell

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Gossip Spyder by MagicMyth83 reviews
High School AU/ Teen-Drama. The Stark Sisters are rich, beautiful, and have just enrolled at King's Landing Prep after relocating South. Soon they will be the headliners of a mysterious blog, and their interactions with handsome heirs and hot older boys will be the talk of the town…whether they like it or not! Sansa/ Sandor, Sansa/ Joffrey, Arya/ Gendry, Arya/ Jaqen, Arya/ Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 187,228 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S.
18 Miles Out by MonDieu666 reviews
Beth's life has been easy until one day, it isn't. She struggles to cope with the demands of surviving the apocalypse. Everyone has always protected and sheltered Beth, so she expects the same treatment as she finds her feet but one man seems to go out of his way to antagonise her. Beth starts to learn the reality of the world and people.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 190,533 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] - Complete
Hold On by Incog Ninja reviews
Beth/Daryl, post-HOME AU. Female coming of age story. When she saw him outside the prison gates in exactly the right place at exactly the right time, she was still pissed at him for leaving. How will she deal with the new and unfamiliar feelings she has as a result of his return?
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,939 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Daryl D., Beth G. - Complete
An Old Friend by BittyBlueEyes reviews
The Doctor is taking the Ponds on one last trip when something - or someone - bursts into the TARDIS. "She's a dear friend. Her name is Rose." Reunion Fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Snow by VVSINGOFTHECROSS reviews
Where Ned claims Jon as his own bastard, but after some deep thinking tells Catelyn the truth (assumes R L J) Consequences for Jon. Eventual Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,861 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Catelyn T., Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S. - Complete
Downfall of us All by Jokerang reviews
The Governor is back and out for blood. Daryl finds friendship and love in the one person he least expects. Rick becomes more stressed as the ante is upped and the risks increase for everyone. Battles loom ahead, though no one knows when. Daryl/Beth along with an escalating war between Rick and the Governor.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,765 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Daryl D., Beth G., Philip B./The Governor
Marry You by Kawaii-babi reviews
Hermione wanted to meet the guy, fall in love and then get married. She had no idea that things would happen JUST a bit differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Wedding of Dr John Noble by EdnaRose17 reviews
We cordially invite you to share with us in the marriage of Rose Marion Tyler to Doctor John Noble... When Amy Pond stumbles across an unknown room in the TARDIS filled with memories, and then finds herself in an English park witnessing a magical wedding
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rose T. - Complete
The Engineer's Gift by shan21 reviews
When the Doctor takes a wrong turn, he and Rose find themselves aboard Serenity. Confusion, explosions, mystery, romance, and adventure ensue!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,356 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Letters From Hogwarts by Stephanie Rae reviews
A series of one-shots about the reactions students have to getting their first letter form Hogwarts: the acceptance letter. Includes the series generation, marauders and even the post-war generation. Please Read, Review, Request and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Excaliber by melissarxy1 reviews
FINISHED. Kitty, Rogue and Kurt leave the Institute and go to Muir Island. Pairings KittyPete, Romy, Kurmanda and more. R&R please! sorry for the wait
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,559 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Complete
The Harry Potter Musical! by mentta reviews
It's not as gay as it sounds, they're just some humoristic songs I write about HP characters. Don't take it Seriously, it's just for fun. I finally updated! Lucky number 13. who's the lucky one? go ahead and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
For You by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
From Rodolphus to Bellatrix or Bellatrix to Voldemort... It really could go either way. This is a short free verse poem about the extent of their loyalty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by studentnumber24601 reviews
Modern day newsies at summer camp. Will wacky hijinks ensue? Gee, ya think? COMPLETE.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,546 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2003 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Stuck in Love by Queen of Loopholes reviews
Ch 20 is up! The clock's ticking as a new player is introduced into the battle to save Hermione's life. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gaining Wisdom by melissarxy1 reviews
COMPLETED! CHAPTER 44 UP A another version of Pete and Remy coming into the movieverse, Romy and Kete obviously and a little bit of Kyro, R&R please
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 63,075 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
All My Yesterdays by RainynDawn reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is sent back in time when an accident occurs on the Hogwart's Express. She meets the Marauder's and learns what it is like to live! Will she be ready to return home when a way become possible and will she take a part of her true love w
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,565 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Girls Night In by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
the girls of the mansion unwind for the night, but with some unexpected people listening in. and just what sort of game is Tabby talking about? read and find out! (Complete and Sequel posted!)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,529 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Complete
All at Sea by Icestorm162 reviews
Ok, I know the title sucks, but I promised you a Kietro and here it is. The usual mix ups and hatred of our fave couple, but this time THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003
Till Death Do Us Part Or Something Like That! by hjh-31 reviews
Kitty and Pietro get paired up for an assignment. What will happen... Kietro. Read and Review. UPDATED! Chapter 23!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,268 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
The Inside Story by Neva reviews
Completed. A Subreality reporter interviews the Evo characters concerning the way they're portrayed over the course of more than two seasons of fan fiction.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
Exit Heartache, Enter Wisdom by melissarxy1 reviews
FINISHED A new instructor come to the Institute Not an OC sparks fly between him and Kitty. R&R please AN thanks for yet another title RogueCajun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,157 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
Don't Let Me Down by Darkest Twilight reviews
The X-Men and the Brotherhood are going up to the mountains for a week vacation! But the bad news for Kitty Pryde is that her roommate is Pietro Maximoff! What are rivals to do!? Fall in love of course! **PROLOGUE TO FALLEN ANGELS** ~Kietro~
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
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Where do I go from Here? reviews
Nadia was taken when she was nine and then spent five years on Stryker's team. It's ten years later and she has started her own life when an unwelcome face comes asking for help. Will her fears force her to run or will she finally face her demons?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,152 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Gambit, OC - Complete
And So We Go reviews
Beth has a way with words, though she may not always know how to use them. Eloquence isn't exactly Daryl's strength, but everything he says is what he means. After Woodbury but before the Fall, the two become closer in ways they never would have imagined. Eventual Bethyl; also this is my first attempt at such a fic. Hope you all enjoy :)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G.