Darius Kensington
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Joined 05-07-10, id: 2354462, Profile Updated: 07-16-13
Author has written 2 stories for Chuck.

Hi, we're Darius and Yvette!

So we've been roommates for about three years, which kind of coincides nicely with the run of Chuck, our mutual favorite show. In fact, that's how we ended up bonding. I, Darius, ripped my roommate away from her love of HBO and The Wire to watch this great little computer geek show. You want to know why? I'm a geek myself. I work in an IT department for a company you've never heard of it, and I live in Seattle with Yvette. By day, she slings coffee (yes, she knows that's a cliche, and she wants me to tell you to shut the f* up (she also swears a lot)) and she usually spends her evenings either writing slam poetry or working freelance graphic design.


So, a little about us:

Age:

Darius: 29

Yvette: 27

Favorite Color:

Darius: Black to match my soul

Yvette: Red to match Darius's blood

Favorite TV Shows:

Darius: Chuck, The Wonder Years, Outer Limits, Get Smart, Mythbusters, Glee, Two and A Half Men, Powerpuff Girls, Ice Road Truckers, Twilight Zone, Blackadder, Doctor Who, Angel

Yvette: The Wire, True Blood, Dexter, Dragnet, Flight of the Conchords, Chuck, Heroes, Vampire Diaries, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Dresden Files

Favorite Books:

Darius: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Portrait of a Lady, I, Robot, The Dresden Files, Have Spacesuit, Will Travel, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Casino Royale

Yvette: Slaughterhouse Five, American Gods, The Dresden Files, Codex Alera, Pride and Prejudice, Howl, annnnything Anne Rice, It, Cujo

Favorite Movies:

Darius: Bladerunner, Star Wars Episodes IV-VI, Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade, The Wrath of Khan, Sneakers, Dances with Wolves, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Neverending Story, Rocky Horror Picture Show, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Yvette: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Departed, Goodfellas, Weekend at Bernie's, Brick, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Gremlins, The Fugitive, Evolution, Dragonheart

Favorite Chuck Character:

Darius: Morgan

Yvette: Sarah


Stories:

Sarah vs. the Psych Department. By Yvette, with a little help from Darius. After the death of Bryce Larkin--the first one, mind you--Sarah is ordered to keep a journal. Maybe it's better that we don't know what she's thinking. A new look at the comedy of Chuck, told through the eyes of an angry, hurting woman with a mouth worse than Yvette's (and she's regularly offered Tourette's medicine by random strangers, which is sad). This story will progress throughout the series, covering things like what REALLY happened with that whole 49-B situation, why half of the CIA's Psych department is in witness protection, and exactly what Sarah thinks of the women in Chuck's life.

The Bearded One and his Soulmate. By both Darius and Yvette. Written over the course of a lazy afternoon, just a missing moment from Season Two. Chuck and Sarah debate who the perfect woman for Morgan might be as they wait around for a mission to start. The only one crazy enough for the job is Casey, but too bad there's no female Caseys running around, right?

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Chuck the College Years by Wepdiggy reviews
The events of the Intersect project unfold five years early, while Chuck, Sarah, Bryce, and Jill are still in college. The people are not yet who they will become, but some things are meant to be. Please read and review.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,789 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck vs the Jackpot by ne71 reviews
Chuck hits it big.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Watch by sharpasamarble reviews
Season 1 AU. Just when Chuck finally seemed to have figured out things with Sarah, Chuck discovers a frightening secret, making him wonder whom he can trust and triggering events which could have catastrophic consequences for everyone he cares about.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,954 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bryce L., Chuck B., Casey/Alex C., Sarah W.
Chuck vs the Simple Twist of Fate by I Am Not Amused reviews
AU - The world can change from a butterfly flapping its wings. If Bryce was unable to remove Chuck from the CIA watch list, how would that change Chuck? Or current CIA recruit Bryce? Or Fulcrum recruit Jill? Eventual - VERY eventual - Charah.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,541 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Chuck B.
Chuck & Sarah Vs Themselves by ninjaVanish reviews
Prequel to Vs. The Bunker. S3 AU. After Chuck downloads the 2.0, Chuck and Sarah actually start communicating. Also they start double secret dating, while trying to take down the Ring. The Globetrotting adventures of Team Bartowski. With 'splosions.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 217,668 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Double Agent by mxpw reviews
Sarah's rejoined Fulcrum with the Intersect as a sign of loyalty. Will Sarah sucumb to past bad behavior? Will Chuck's plan go off without a hitch? Will Casey finally get some gunplay? Will Carina bury the hatchet with Sarah or in her? Read and find out!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,610 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
It's Complicated by fAteD lOvE reviews
Fake update fake update. You have been warned. Sorry it's not a chapter! I have a perfectly good reason to post blank pages. Just let me sink down the update list quietly haha
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,752 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Passion Play by Venillashiz reviews
He was a doctor, loved and respected by many, along with his sister and her boyfriend. He was Chuck Bartowski - a charmer by nature and the best doctor that West Side Hospital could ask for. AU, Chuck/Sarah.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
The Company by sgafan360 reviews
Combination of Chuck and Ryan Universes. Chuck is happily working for The Company when a certain blonde enters his life and turns his previously safe life into one filled with guns, bullets, and danger.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,790 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck Versus the Closet Gleek by crystal.elements reviews
Even secret agents have guilty pleasures...
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
To Resist Both Wind and Tide by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Sarah Walker wants to go to Cabo and relax. Instead, it's off to Siberia to visit with Bryce's buddy, Chuck. She has no idea what she's getting herself into. Companion to "What Fates Impose," no prior knowledge needed. AU.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs the Second Chance by malamoo reviews
AU from mid-season 2 and onwards. Chuck and Sarah part ways only to be reunited years later. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 142,404 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Reconciling Sarah and Sam by MySoapBox reviews
Set after Chuck vs.the Other Guy. After spending the afternoon with Chuck, Sarah finds that she can’t sleep. The events of the past few days keep playing through her mind. Can she become the person that she needs to become? Introspective Sarah Oneshot.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Adorable Psycho Versus Disneyland by crystal.elements reviews
Sarah makes it a week without reaching her quota. Her reward? A surprise visit to the Happiest Place on Earth. Buckle up and enjoy the ride - it's another addition to Wep's popular AP franchise, and it's gonna get crazy.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck & Sarah Vs The Bunker by ninjaVanish reviews
Season 3 AU. Sarah wakes up in a hospital. Chuck is missing, but Sarah has bigger problems. Rated for language, and suggestive themes. Charah heavy. Now complete.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,018 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Complications and Grasshoppers by I Am Not Amused reviews
The now iconic 3.13 DYLM scene. Had to take a stab at it, right? Total Charah fluff, with some in-depth character exploration and humor thrown in.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Terrible, Horrible, NG,Really Bad Day by Authors Intersect reviews
NOW COMPLETE! A Round Robin story by the Authors Intersect - 8 different FF authors. Chapter 17: The End - Part II. The final confrontation as Team Zodiac and the Buy Morons take on the Ring.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 158,234 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Hey Jealousy by chasingfireflies reviews
Because it doesn't matter who they are - training or no, it's the one thing that'll always get to them, and the things it can make them do. -- .:oneshotcollection:.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,557 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Resistance by Notorious JMG reviews
Europe, World War II. The OSS, the French Resistance. A young film producer named Chuck, a member of the Resistance named Sarah and an SS Captain named Bryce. The fate of Europe hangs in the balance, and it may be that only one man can save the world. AU.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
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Sarah vs The Psych Department reviews
After Bryce Larkin's death-the first one-the CIA's Psych department orders that Sarah keep a journal. Maybe it's a good thing we don't know what she's really thinking. Rated T for LANGUAGE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sarah W.
The Little Bearded Man and his Soulmate reviews
While waiting on a mission to start in season two, Chuck and Sarah wonder who would make the perfect woman for Morgan...Casey? Or maybe the female version. Too bad there are none of those, right?
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete