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Joined 05-07-10, id: 2354605, Profile Updated: 06-06-11
Author has written 9 stories for Torchwood, Jesus Christ Superstar, and Sherlock.

"A man shows his virility doing deeds of love, not talking about a love he is incapable of doing”
~ Judas Iscariot

Warning! : I write Bible Slash here and i talk about it a lot. This means that i slash people in the actual Bible. If you know this will offend you, please exit the ride now! I appreciate that not everyone is comfortable with this, which is why i'm warning you all now. Telling me i'm sick and that i will go to hell will not stop me; i've had that ticket booked since i was thirteen. (Anyway, if hell is where Freddie Mercury and Jerome Pradon are, Jerome wearing a black and red PVC outfit, you can keep heaven!) I will not stop writing, but no one's making you read it!

Kink - Prequel to The Unexpected Path, can be read as a standalone.

Unexpected!verse:

The Unexpected Path

Lowri's First Days - One-shot revolving around Lowri's first days with her new family.

An Unexpected Offer

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was germs?
'Mum' (was your hero)
and 'Dad' was the man you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST Enemy was your sister

and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over!

Live forever, or die trying.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

God made man, and then said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:’ Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:’ Do you want fries with that?'"

Where are my crayons?” We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colours, but they still learn to live in the same box."

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a mobile or phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out since forever.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with great music, good food and sexy Frenchmen, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark!

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are cursed so that your favourite character in a TV show/movie/book either dies or turns evil or leaves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the visa versa copy this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whether it's between a male and a female, a male and a male or between a female and a female, love is love. Copy this to your profile if you agree.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

If you've ever felt guilty eating an apple because 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away', copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in JCS (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write out song lyrics on your homework instead of doing it.
Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care.
Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to your fandom and fanfiction.
Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their mums glare at you.
Crazy is when you get hyper on sugar on a day out to Hull Fair, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding The Twister, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say "I felt like it."
Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!)
Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be.
Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours.
Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you inhale it through your nose and laugh for several hours straight.
Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on.
Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random techno babble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you."
Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a time lady from the planet Gallifrey.
Crazy is when you download all of the Eurovision songs and give them to the DJ at the biggest party of the decade!!
If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 per cent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If your part of the eight per cent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. ROCK ON QUEEN!!

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have nothing to do but to copy this into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you really don't understand how this could accomplish anything, but do it anyway, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile. G.W.E.N.Y.O.U.T.H.E.I.V.I.N.G.B.L.E.E.P.H.O.W.D.A.R.E.Y.O.U.T.R.Y.T.O.S.T.E.A.L.J.A.C.K.F.R.O.M.I.A.N.T.O.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you think homophobia is wrong, copy and place this into your profile.

If you hold the nasty habit of saying you don't flame, but secretly love flaming people that flame actors you like, copy and paste this into your profile.

Profile MEME's:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

hope that told you alot about me

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Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sister of Mine by Volitan reviews
Mycroft had sent Sherlock a text message: "Wake Dr. Watson. Coming to 221B. ETA 20 minutes. Strip your bed and put clean sheets on it. MH." However, it isn't Mycroft that's injured, its their little sister.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC
New Directions by WriterOnAMission reviews
Owen is drawn to someone he never thought he would be drawn to, which leads him to enter a very dangerous relationship which no one must no about. K just incase R&R thanking you muchly in advance xxx
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Owen H., John H.
You Don't Need A Man by darkswanqueenredybeautysw reviews
Magenta comforts Columbia after Columbia finds out that they had just eaten Eddie. Magenta/Columbia, mentions of Riff Raff/Magenta, implied Columbia/Eddie.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Magenta, Columbia - Complete
Arctic by yaoigirl22 reviews
When Harry befriends a injured dog, his life takes an intresting turn. Especailly when the dog turns out to be a Werewolf, an overprotective and possessive Werewolf. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P.
Deception by Capt Chemistry reviews
What if John was actually working with and involved with James Moriarty? [Oneshot]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Consort of the Boy King by VooDoo Doll13 reviews
Prompt response for Spn hardcore meme Kink:mpreg. Warning: Non-con, Wincest. See Author's Note for further warnings. Dean is kidnapped and raped as a part of a ritual to become Consort to the Boy King AKA: Sam. Dark!Sam/Slave!Dean fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Uninvited by SarcasticEnigma reviews
COMPLETE! Justine thought finding Sam would solve everything, but things became much more complicated. After Maryann's death, she finds herself trapped in Mississippi with her werewolf ex and a King with his own agenda for her. R&R! Alcide/OC. Hints at Sam/OC. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,944 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - [Alcide H., OC] Sam M. - Complete
Darkness and Ice by Glittery-excuse-for-a Fae reviews
Sequel to my previous Sherlock chapter fic. After John returns from the hospital Sherlock begins to play a dangerous game, Will he end Moriarty or will he succumb to all Moriarty offers? and what Will John have left if he does, maybe a new friend?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,503 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Mating Age by Lone-Angel-1992 reviews
Jacob always feared becoming of mating age, and the reason was Sam, his alpha. Who with or without Jacob's consent will be the one to mate him. Slash, AU, Mpreg, and ABUSE. It's Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Some people just have very good masks by CriminalsAndSnipers
My thought of what might have happened at the pool scene... This is the production of my boredom as well as slashy mind. Moriarty/John . One Sided John/ Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty
My Guilty Pleasure by TheSirenBard reviews
Jack finds himself once again without his beloved Black Pearl and in his search, has to negotiate with an old childhood acquaintance. But is there more between them than childhood rivalry?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams by Evgeniya reviews
When Bill refuses to eat the human Talbot had been preparing for weeks, Talbot scrambles for a suitable substitute. Takes place S3E2. Written for ficwriterjet's prompt challenge. Warning: discipline/spanking of an adult male vampire. Russell/Talbot.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Russell E., Talbot] Bill C. - Complete
Change Of Hart by Marian.Locksley reviews
Ianto is sick of Jack ignoring him, and treating him like a pet, he needs something more. Then John comes along and things change. Sorry slight Jack bashing, I am annoyed at him.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ianto J., John H.
Lovely Distraction by hoc-et-quod reviews
Sigyn *always* gets Loki's attention.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
1984 by rubberbird reviews
Sherlock/Jim. Sherlock is kidnapped by Jim and succumbs to his confused feelings towards the psychopath.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
For Want of a Heart by kismet-wayfinder reviews
Oneshot. Alternate Ending to the original story. What if Glenda the Good Witch hadn't turned up to tell Dorothy of the secret of the ruby slippers after the Wizard left? Would a little more than an admirer take advantage of Dorothy's situation?
Wizard of Oz - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - The Tin Man, Dorothy G. - Complete
Initiation by whithertits reviews
Castiel is no fool; he knows just how to fix Dean. Castiel/Dean, non-con
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hart and Jones by TWIantoJones reviews
The wedding is only days away & there's still much to do! Evan makes a move on Ianto & John gets ANGRY. Next chapter: The wedding of Ianto and John Hart! With a special guest!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,559 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ianto J., John H.
Providence by saoirseabheith reviews
Destiny has a funny way of always getting what it wants. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Fire and Water by Feathers Fall Like Snow reviews
We've all read the story of how John gets amnesia after The Great Game, but what if instead of Sherlock finding him Moriarty did. Slash Moriarty/John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Revenge by ficwriterjet reviews
A missing scene between Eric and Talbot in 'Night On the Sun'. WARNING: Graphic slash, male/male spanking, disturbing and violent scenes - more warnings inside.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Eric N., Talbot - Complete
Torchwood MSN by The Whisperer's Song reviews
Just our favourite Torchwood team having a break from catching aliens : contains gwen bashing and minor martha bashing, but only if you squint : My first fanfiction
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ianto J.
It's Called Compassion by JForward reviews
UK Version, during Mitchell's madness, Series 2. Mitchell decides to remove Owen from the equation.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2011 - J. Mitchell, Owen
Wild One by Louiejanes reviews
Glenda desperately wants to hold on to her girls, and forget about her past, Ronnie desperately wants to keep the truth about her baby hidden, but how will they both cope, when a child from Glenda's past turns up, and is hell bent on ruining everything.
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 120,170 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
I Can Take the Pain Away by Dark Magical Sorcres reviews
After the explosion at the pool, Sherlock is kidnapped by Moriarty and finds out Jim has plans to marry him. How will the world's only consulting detective get out of this one?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Electric by Layla Luv reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl with my new character, Lacey. Jack/OC Semi-Sequel to my other story- When They Were In Love
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Love Me Do by Marlboro Blanc reviews
Moriarty wants a spy in Baker street so he sends his best man John Watson to do the Job, what happens next threatens to destroy them all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Immortal Evil Trilogy Part 1: Back From The Dead by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
Part 1 John Watson had known Jim Moriarty all his life. They were inseparable. But he presumed his friend dead after he saw him shot in Afghanistan. So you can imagine his surprise when he sees Jim at the pool...Surely he is not back from the dead?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Jealousy by Boobunny60 reviews
Mycroft is Jealous of Sherlock and John's relationship. Slash Mycroft/John. Sherlock/John at the end. Warning: rape and violence.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Angel by Madame Seabush reviews
Inspired by the prompt: "When John sees Sherlock's shirtless for the first time, he finds out Sherlock has angel wings tattooed all down his back." Oneshot. Angsty. Idek.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
True Nature by JForward reviews
UK Version. George and Nina are going on a minibreak; some time to themselves, and giving Mitchell a break with Annie. However, it seems someone is interested in Mitchell... in a bad way. Rated M for later violence. Daily updates if I get reviews.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
Resonance by machshefa reviews
Finally, they are alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
General Ignorance by Gabriella Maria reviews
Sherlock watches a tv show with John and it reveals something about John that even he didn't really know yet. WARNING: LIGHT SLASH AND BADLY WRITTEN CHARACTERS. Please pick me up on any typo's so I can correct them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School by JxIHarkness-Jones reviews
Captain Jack Harkness - Teacher ... Ianto Jones - Student... Whoops! : hope its good :
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Chase the Moon Across the Sky by Selune reviews
Sequel to "Track You Down Among The Pine-Sol." Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, love will find a way.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Aidan, Josh - Complete
Track You Down Among The PineSol by Selune reviews
Sequel to "Better Dead Than Red." In which Josh freaks out, for perfectly valid reasons.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Better Dead Than Red by Selune reviews
The morning after, and the morning after that. Sequel to "Tall, Dark, and Deadly."
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Deadly by Selune reviews
From beinghumankink on lj: "Aidan is struggling to keep his feelings for Josh to himself. Unfortunately, a new guy from work is posing a threat of taking Josh away from him."
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Not Again by Hecken92 reviews
Set just after KKBB... what happened to Ianto when Jack was away? Who is Craig? How can Jack help Ianto? Crap summary, good fic! Warnings: Rape.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Pieces Of Me by myownwayx reviews
When Jack is called to war, he returns home after two years to find that everything has changed. Do the memories of the war ruin the chances of him starting a family with Ianto? MPreg. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
It Started With a Dinner for One by IheartJanto-X reviews
AU. When Jack Harkness first sets eyes on waiter Ianto Jones, he doesn't think he's ever seen anything as gorgeous as this Welshman. Little does he know, Ianto is thinking the exact same thing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,233 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
A Proper Relationship by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Gwen comes into the Hub late at night and sees something that makes Jack and Ianto evaluate their relationship. How will things change within the Hub when they become a serious couple? M/M sex and slight Gwen bashing. Mpreg.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,602 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Unmasked by GeekyTimeLady reviews
After a rough night Mycroft and Anthea give into their desire. Post 'The Great Game' so there are spoilers. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Lestrade's Lists of Terrible Things by lillyankh reviews
All the many things Lestrade has found out that he really, really wishes he never had. Two fics in one. Multiple pairings, all of them slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2010 - DI Lestrade - Complete
A Pink Apron? by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Epilogue... everything comes to head, Moriarty pokes his head in git and the boys finally consummate themselves... about bloody time! Hope ya's like it all peeps
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Big Brother's Meat Sandwich by ayumipants reviews
Goldstein and Big Brother are star-crossed lovers, who are only allowed to express their full, sheep-themed love over the cold prompt of the telescreen. Enjoy this deep and epic piece of short prose, which was apparently inspired by 4 doses of heroin.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Poison Lip Gloss by randomness6 reviews
John Hart didn't let Ianto go this time. He didn't do what he wanted. What did he do? Slash Jack/Ianto Kind of One sided John/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2010 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] John H. - Complete
Sherlock and the Baby by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock faces his greatest challenge yet; Caring for a young infant. T for possible language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do you think the boss will mind, sir by Francine S reviews
Shameless smut between Jack and Ianto with Ianto taking the upper hand
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Deceptions by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Youngest by AnnoyingLittlePixiexxx reviews
How Jack and Ianto's relationship started. Post Cyberwoman.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Come Dine With Sherlock and John by Emmylou reviews
Based on a prompt to have John as a contestant on the Channel 4 show Come Dine With Me. Chaos ensues. More plot than you would imagine. Hinted John/Sherlock. FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Weevil Rock You by gallifreyan idiot reviews
Song parodies... Torchwood style! NOTE: Origionaly "All the Wedding Faries"
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Of Werewolf Kings and Feminine Males by IThinkImParanoid reviews
"Eat me..." Harry begged, "Excuse me?" The man asked, "But did you just ask me to-," M/M, AU, M for heavy LIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Weevil Rock You by hauntingblood reviews
Song parodies relating to the Torchwood Team!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Sanity by westenflus87 reviews
After Jack came back from being with the doctor , Ianto had deffenetly changed
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ianto J.
How Do You Eat Yours? A Janto Smut Easter Special by Kaleidoscope Dodgson reviews
Ianto buys some Creme Eggs. Easter Smut ensues. Rated MA / NC-17 / 18. Contains M/M sex. Jack/Ianto. OneShot.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Promise me forever by I Think You're Beautiful reviews
Christian and Syed the night after the 'I love you'
EastEnders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,153 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009
Call yourself a vampire, mate? by swampmonsterextraordinaire reviews
Spike shows Edward how REAL vampires do it. Twilight parody. Very, very M rated for sex, non-con, language and violence. Spike/Edward.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Spike, Edward - Complete
Harkness and the Swan by Justasimplekidfrombrooklyn reviews
He smiled with pleasure, seeing Jack squirm in discomfort; to know the captain was conflicted between his dignity, and his own self pleasure...Master/Jack fic, based during the year that never was. Rated M for sexual content and language
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., The Master - Complete
Dark Secret by sciphile reviews
In Aragorn, Frodo finds the strength to bear his heavy burden. SLASH/ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Father by Caz251 reviews
A mistake of Gwen's gives Jack and Ianto some extra responsibility. Team Torchwood. Jack/Ianto. MPREG mentioned. Gwen bashing, not for Gwen fans. I don't own Torchwood, I wish I did though.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Wolfen by Spiffy Squigglemink-mantra III reviews
Harry has been left alone in privet drive for the summer, when he has an unusual encounter with a werewolf.With his new family in tow how will he hope to defeat the Dark Lord but most importantly,should he tell the Order? Mpreg AU Harry/FenrirGreyback.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Daddy and Tad by WickedWitchoftheSE reviews
Jack and Ianto have a fluffy argument. A little crack-ish but great fun!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Rum and Persuasion by Luvvycat reviews
Former title: CURIOSITY. When a drunken Jack Sparrow appears on her terrace in Port Royal in the middle of the night, it is up to Elizabeth Swann to keep him safe until he can return to the Black Pearl. How can they fill the hours until daylight? Rated M
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Blood Deal by Captain Noya reviews
Louis just crossed paths with a mysterious Blonde haired demon. Who is he? What does he want? Why can't he stop thinking about him? And why does he want his land so much....and him. LouisxLestat fanfic
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Inner Terrors by Pikkuinen reviews
What if Adams false memories effected Ianto even after they were erased? What if he really did enjoy it and still is?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
The Nightshift by Reefgirl reviews
All sorts of things go on during the nightshift, not always to do with chasing aliens. Tosh and Ianto's ordered lives change during one particular night. Ch 2, contains scenes of a sexual nature
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Careless Wishes and Promises Fulfilled by Reefgirl reviews
Martha is in Cardiff attending a lecture with her class, Jack has other plans. Set a year after The Seduction of Martha Jones by a Professional. JackMarthaIanto. Final Chapter: Contains scenes of a sexual nature so be warned.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Martha Jones by a Professional by Reefgirl reviews
Martha is annoyed with the Doctor and is out in Cardiff looking for some fun. Jack is on a mission of his own. JackMartha. Rated M for Adult content, you have been warned. Warning: The final chapter contains scenes of an explicit sexual nature.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
For Ever by Face to Face reviews
PG13, JesusJudas and their history
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
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An Unexpected Offer reviews
Jack has a surprise for Ianto and Lowri has an accident, leading to a change in Jack and Ianto's relationship. The next instalment in my Unexpected!verse.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Friendship
This was a short little piece that I wrote about a year ago, exploring how Ianto feels about the team dynamic when he first joins Torchwood, set pre-series. INCLUDES IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE ABOUT MY OTHER FICS.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
Criminal reviews
After a marathon of Sherlock-watching and a bout of insomnia, It was three in the morning and I thought that it would be a good idea to write a song. And then post it on here. I am so sorry! Sung to the tune of E.T by Katy Perry.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Your Time reviews
Judas/Jesus slash, inspired by JCS 2000. Judas leaves home to try and find meaning in his life. He meets Jesus and is driven to his destiny.
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Lowri's First Days reviews
A one-shot revolving around Lowri's first few days with her new parents. An insert set after The Unexpected Path in my Unexpected! Verse.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Against All Reason reviews
Owen realises he's got involved with the wrong person when they reveal a secret to him. MPREG. Written on request for SkittleACullen.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Owen H. - Complete
The Unexpected Path reviews
After Ianto collapses in the hub, a medical exam reveals some unexpected results. Mpreg. Part of my Unexpected!verse.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Kink reviews
Jack/Ianto with a telepathic link gained from an alien device. Written for kinky torchwood on LJ. Prequel to 'The Unexpected Path', set in the Unexpected!verse.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
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