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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hi everybody! Thanks for checking out my stories and profile!

Some things that people like to know (even if it really doesn't matter):

I am a female who lives in the ever changing Minnesota climate. I absolutely love Harry Potter and will soak up all the slash pairings I can get. My favorite pairings are Harry/Draco and Harry/Severus. I also really like fics with three people in a pairing, but they are hard to come by, so if anyone knows a good one message me.

So far my stories have been on a very G rated scale. I hope to delve into the more risky bounds of teen and mature. But FIRST I need to finish all the stories I have almost done. However I am skilled in the art of avoidance, so the updates will be sporadic.

Thanks again! Also remember this is the year for change and accomplishments! Go forth minions!

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Life Goes On by wolfcub014 reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Bound. This picks up right after Draco and Harry have gone through with the binding spell. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Thing You Do! by psykogleek reviews
Puck developed this annoying habit of flicking Kurt on the ear.Kurt used to bat him away before learning to put up with it.Finally,Kurt decides retribution is needed and he flicks Puck on the ear just to show how annoying it it. The resulte isn't what he thought... ( I'm not sure about the genre so I didn't put any)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dance on a Narrow Ledge by nubianamy reviews
"This one time, at music camp...?" Finn, Kurt, and Mike are roommates at B-W. Mike has questions, Finn has feelings, and Kurt takes care of it. What happens at music camp stays at music camp, or does it? Set in a future Donutverse, summer before senior year. Art by Emilywritescrap. Polyamory, Dom/sub, discipline, mild dubcon. Cowritten with knittycat99 for the Kurt-OT3 Big Bang.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,189 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
We Are Nowhere, and It's Now by Sonata Rapp reviews
A large portion of Harry's life had been spent leading up to one thing, and now that that thing was done, he had no idea how to move on to the next thing. What even was the next thing? Probably something to do with Malfoy. Eighth year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Running by ceseabug reviews
Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let It Snow by Loony4moony816 reviews
Puck runs into Kurt Hummel six years after graduation. Well, maybe 'runs into' isn't totally the right way of describing it. Written for the Puckurt Chrismakkuah fest on Livejournal. Prequel to "Fatherhood: A Guide".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Right Where I Belong by LauGS reviews
Kurt and Rachel finally arrive to New York, where not everything is as easy or amazing as they'd imagined, especially they next door neighbor, a shy and mysterious boy named Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,237 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Coming to Know by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Sequel to Coming to Care! Not going to make much sense if you haven't read the first one. Severus made a promise to Harry, how will he fulfill it? Mild swearing, child abuse by the Dursleys. 3rd and final installment is up and in-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Choices by Tae-la-la reviews
Kurtofsky. Kurt goes to a party at the Adams household. When things get a little out of hand, someone will have to come to his rescue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Cherimon by BlueLightReflections reviews
A shameless Cherimon
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
After Effect by kc404duh reviews
No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Netrixie reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Coming Out, Standing Up, Walking Tall by Liam the lemming reviews
Kurt and Dave brainstorm the PFFLAG chapter over summer, and it inspires Dave to come out. A lot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,974 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5296 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by A Darker Heaven reviews
Kurt decides to spend the first week of summer at football camp, and has to share a room with Puck. Puck, after having a very long year of life changing events, slowly starts to realize his true feelings for the team's kicker.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,793 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Living in Hevan by xsiriuslyhevanx reviews
A Sequel to "Spin the Bottle in Hevan" after Sam has a fight with his father Sam ends up staying at the Hummel-Hudson home. Sam/Kurt/Blaine Love Triangle. 'M' for Chap 3 and a performance of "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a Touch Me" by Sam/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Three Weeks at Malfoy Manor by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Albus & Scorpius are 2 best friends spending 3 weeks alone at Malfoy Manor. Nothing could be better. Until Scorpius falls seriously ill & things start to get a lot more complicated. Chaptered sicfic at first with a plot, more or less. Slash. Some profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,931 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by freddimac87 reviews
What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
owned by the slytherins by 4ever Draco's misstress reviews
Harry and Draco make a bet. what happens after Harry lost? what were the terms? very dark. WARNING for:bondage/slash/SADISTIC themes. do ot read if any othe these things offend you. To have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,632 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Moving Forward by boysexallatime reviews
Sequel to "Peeping Finn". Kurt and Finn take it to the next level. This is a Kinn AU ignoring the reality of Season 2 with graphic boy-on-boy action throughout much of the story. Just FYI!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,469 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Best Enemies by AlineDaryen reviews
A misdirected spell brings Harry Potter much closer to his former rival than he would ever have wished. But it seems Draco Malfoy is not what he used to be… Slash, 8th year, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,209 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A different Kind of Family by Laurenke1 reviews
When Snape institutes a family night at Hogwarts, Harry has to find one. He knows just who he wants to be a part of it... and who he doesn't. Slash SSHP. Back to Hogwarts Fest fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Afternoon in the Room of Requirement by In The Mix reviews
Harry seeks refuge only to find Fred and George. Ron and Hermione want a little get away from Harry.How will these adventures change their lives? Four shots featuring yaoi, hentai, slight incest and threesomes... first 3 chaps under reconstruction soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Lies by XxEnviousxSinnerxX reviews
A poem from Draco's POV DracoHarry Drarry
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Day My Brain Shut Down by themaltesefalcon reviews
A short but sweet one-shot of how Harry Potter and Charlie Weasley got together. Rated a bit higher than it probably is because I'm not entirely sure how the ratings work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
How we live by caressedbythorns reviews
And then I fell in love with him…god I should have known then I would die. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coming out by caressedbythorns reviews
In retrospect maybe coming out to them by kissing Draco at an order meeting hadn't been the greatest idea in the world. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Your 'Whatever' by The Sacred Feminine reviews
Every person in the world has a match; someone who will be the perfect anything for them, whether that is a friend or a lover or a parent or a teacher. The potion I took activated a signal. My soul called out to yours, pulling you to me. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Loony4moony816 reviews
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The First of Many Christmases by AshxGary reviews
The last time Shigeru gave Satoshi a Christmas present was six years ago, before their rivalry flared up. On the night before Christmas, he aims to bring those days back and maybe, just maybe, set something more in motion. Palletshipping, Shishi, AshGary
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Discoveries by silvereign reviews
When everyone else around him is growing up, Ted has some pondering to do. What will he lose when everything changes? Barney/Ted slash
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Oh Dear God by the-rage-in-disguise reviews
Albus Severus Potter has something to say to his dad . Also , Ron should not eat while someone is saying something important . ASP/SHM . Just a short humor fic .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Most Slytherin Plot by too-much-like-Luna reviews
What a Slytherin or a Malfoy wants, a Slytherin or a Malfoy gets. And if Severus and Draco's plans work, is it possibly a Gryffindor will get what he wants as well? Severus/Draco/Harry SS/HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bottled Emotions by Daaro Moltor reviews
Harry rejects Ginny. Now she's determinated to find his love, whatever it takes. Because, if he doesn't love her... he's got to love someone... She asks professor Snape to brew a potion, a potion which will force Harry to show his true emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts, Early Morning by too-much-like-Luna reviews
If Severus were an honest man, he would leave them before they wake. Snape/Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Brownies by anastasia87 reviews
Poor Sev had a horrible day just wants to go back and cuddle his Harry, but everything seems to get in his way! Will he ever get to cuddle Harry? my first attempt at fluff! very sweet and romantic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Need by Netrixie reviews
Harry has always needed something that he never had a name for. And now he has it. Drarry. HPDM. Maybe a sequel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trapped in my Mind by FW Viper reviews
*Complete*Where in Draco suffers a accedent and has lost his sight and hearing and rendered paralized from the waist down. *Chapter 1-4 edited versons up- Chapter 5 added*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Three Parts Make a Whole reviews
Can an ex-bully bring everyone together? Can their new love survive the challenges of life? Puck is determined to find out. Kurt/Puck/Dave slash fic. Rating may go up later on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
How I Topped Last Christmas
Last Christmas Ron and Harry got married. NOW what is Ron supposed to get his husband for Christmas that would top last year? Fluff, absolute fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Evergreen Fights reviews
Severus and Harry have a fight over a tree! What next? Just a short Christmas piece. Harry/Severus mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rapunzel reviews
Harry and Draco's daughter just cut off her hair! What are their reactions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Haunting Laughter reviews
Ginny awakes from a nightmare only to find herself alone. Where is Neville? Part of the Nightmare Competition by Ikrona.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ginny W., Neville L.
The Key to Christmas reviews
I thought Dean and Seamus needed some more romance in their lives. Thus this Chistmas fic was born. Let's see how they handle the holidays! SLASH. Rated T for certain words...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
The Dance Recital
Come read as Draco comes with Harry to see his daughters dance recital. Will she live up to his standards or will Harry have to set him straight again? Very fluffy and non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Please reviews
Just some of Draco's thoughts on the beginnings of his and Harrys' relationship. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And Baby Makes Three reviews
In which Harry and Draco are married but Harry doesn't believe Draco will stay with him forever. What can Draco give him to help him see? This story contains SLASH. If you don't like that it is really simple to not click on my story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete