Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and Assassin's Creed.
Teen girl living in the grim barbaric north of England.
To sum me up...Under-appreciated genius, black belt in taekwondo, member of Regia Anglorum, massive metalhead (avatar: Arkona).
Prefers to read or write action/adventure/romance, in varying degrees; usually with a slightly dark tone.
Writing will be staggered and irregular. If I haven't been on the site for a while, I'm either a) dead, b) buried under a pile of coursework, or c) without internet. Sux.
Lord of the Rings:
Other universes, I don't particularly care. But I do adore Amy/Eleven from Doctor Who.
OK, MY PET PEEVE OF THE MONTH (OR MAYBE YEAR)
Inheritance. Dafuq, Paolini?
"If somebody says to you: 'Things are this way. You can't change them,' don't believe a word."
"God is absence. God is the solitude of man."
"There are no gods beyond those made of human flesh. There is no more divine potential than human potential..."
"What did Stalin do in response to the Berlin Blockade?"
"Girls, how are you doing?"
"My God, I'm terrified about this history exam. I hope I've got everything. Do you think I'll need a calculator?"
"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER AND A ROCKETSHIP"
"PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST MAKE THE DECK PERPENDICULAR?!"