ComposerDragon
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Joined 05-07-10, id: 2355027, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 10 stories for Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

If you read this, wow! im impressed!

RANDOM GEEKOUT MOMENT!!!!

this gets pushed to the top of my profile because its SO AWESOMELY IMPORTANT!!!!

so, apparently, Teen Titans is going to be making new episodes again. i know this because i saw Greg Cipes (the voice of Beast Boy) say it at some convention back in 2009. he said that after work on Ben 10 Ultimate Alien is complete there's going to be a live action Teen Titans movie, then the TV show will begin again. IMDB has the movie pegged for release in 2013, but that's not a final date (i don't think).

TEEN TITANS WILL LIVE AGAIN! Rejoice, then wait, because 2013 is still a ways away.

but we can handle it...

(btw, go to Linzerj's profile to find a link for the review with Greg Cipes. it was there that i first heard about this).

EDIT AS OF 6/17/11! COMPLETE OVERHAUL!!

The Basics:

Name: CLASSIFIED, YOU FOOL

Age: 15

Awesomeness: on a scale of 1 to 10? 12.

Likes:

TV Shows: Teen Titans, Avatar the Last Airbender, Sym-Bionic Titan, Young Justice, Regular Show, Adventure Time, MAD, Danny Phantom, Whose Line is it Anyway?, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, The Mentalist, Mythbusters, AFV, Family Guy, American Dad

Movies: Harry Potter (all), Pirates of the Caribbean (all), Men in Black (all), X Men (all), Star Wars (all), Mulan, anything Pixar, Stand By Me, The Emperor's New Groove, anything Miyazaki, The Matrix, Remember the Titans, Transformers (all)

Actors/Voice Artists: Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Nicholas Cage, Robert Downey Jr, Johnny Depp, Shia LeBouf, Patrick Stewart, Alan Rickman, Tara Strong, Mark Hamill, Ron Pearlman, Grey DeLisle

Bands/Musical Artists: Breaking Benjamin, Green Day, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Paramore, Michael Sweeney, Hans Zimmer, Jerry Goldsmith, Robert W Smith, Joe Hisaishi

Dislikes:

UNDER CONSTRUCTION


RANDOM STUFF I'VE GOTTEN FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES!!! (if you dont care about this stuff, scroll down to the very bottom for my stories. Or, y'kno, you could click on the "Hide Bio" button. That's what it's there for...


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!


ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.


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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. (and this iz the truth)


ONLY IN AMERICA:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.


A black man walked into a restaurant and sat down. A white waiter approached him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll beBLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.


Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! (burns me, but i like it anyway)

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If she isn't there the first time you need her, chances are you won't be needing her again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein


Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown

"When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Love your enemies! It really ticks them off"

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn"


Alternate Names:

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Kevizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Hawk (oooh, dramatic)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Donald Moonpenny (WHAT?)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Morkewer (sweet.)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink):

Black Mountain Dew (eew...)

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Eroemke

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Anne (but i'm a dude!)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Rainbow (that's sorta cool)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Cantaloupe Explosion

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black Pistol (nice :D)


My mother taught me that two wrongs don't make a right.
My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive.
It's obvious my mother failed math.

(aw, i love my mom, but i just thought this was funny)


People tell me I'm immature. Well guess what? Immature spells IM MATURE


Random Quotes!

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (I have proven this)

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

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You were always on my mind by gothic goddess 14 reviews
After eating Starfire's newest 'creation', Beast Boy can suddenly hear what everyone's thinking. How did this happen and will they ever find a cure? BBRae probably some RobStar too.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Novo by Shire.Conspire reviews
Sequel to 'Breaker'. Raven's memories are gone. The horror, the pain...erased. By her own hand. For a second chance at being a Titan...and a person. Beast Boy's memories are still there. The horror, the pain...ever present. His own decision. So that the same mistakes won't ever be made again. "Now, this bell tolling softly for another says to me: change."
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Raven, Beast Boy
Ties That Bind by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
Medieval Fic. Sir Garfield Logan had conquered the entire country, overthrowing King Malchior of Steel Kingdom. He returns to Jump Estate with the spoils of war, including Malchior's widow, a sorceress named Raven. BB/Rae, BB/T
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,710 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Beast Boy, Raven]
Unreliable Narrator by Xaphrin reviews
Rorek visits the tower requesting Malchior's book from Raven so he can permanently destroy it. She refuses, and in the wake of her decision, she learns that what she knew about the lives of Malchior and Rorek were not entirely true. Now, she must team up with Malchior to save the city from a power-hungry sorcerer, hell-bent on preserving his seemingly spotless reputation.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,215 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Malchior, Raven
High School Changes by FallingDarkAngel reviews
Raven Roth is a normal seventeen yearold girl, but after she gets away from her father and begins a new life with her mother, what exactly will change and what will her new school bring? RAExBB STARxROB CYxBEE JINXxKF TERxSPEEDY OCxHOTSPOT OCxGARTH
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,154 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy
Jewel of Darkness by Eduard Kassel reviews
Raven is exiled from Azerath at the age of eight. Taken in by Slade as his apprentice she is trained as his right hand and heir. What does the future hold for the aspiring villain Midnight as she comes to face her first great challenge, the Teen Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 141,314 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Raven
Breaker by Shire.Conspire reviews
Who will break whom? "BB, when you deprive something, it starves," she all but whispered. "So then, when you give it a taste, it becomes ravenous."
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,382 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Broken Hero by blackmoon456 reviews
Danny's secret is found out by his parents and they attack him. Danny runs away and finds himself in Jump City and meets the Titans. Can they help get over his pain. I do not own Danny Phantom or Teen Titans. Plz R&R
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Danny F.
Not Your Average Teenage Fairytale by Techno Skittles reviews
AU Teenage Fairytale: Girl gets pregnant, father stays, parents and friends support her, she becomes a hero. Reality: Exactly the opposite. That's the path that chose me. Not everyone has their knight in shining armor. -DISCONTINUED-
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,750 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Deal with the Devil by longliveteentitans reviews
After their friends die in an explosion caused by Slade, Robin and Raven realize they can't live without their loved ones. And in an act of grief they make a deal with Slade that could bring their friends back from the dead. BBxRae RobxStar minor RobxRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Robin, Raven
Deception by Sandfire Kat reviews
When Hiccup and Toothless find a Night Fury named Nightflight, she wants Toothless to come back home with her. Toothless says no, but he realized a little too late that Nightflight wont take no for an answer.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,743 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Series of Pointless Oneshots by gothic goddess 14 reviews
Chapter nineteen: "Then the strangest thing happened, he looked at her, his eyes making contact with her purple orbs and his mouth twisted upwards into a huge grin." BBRae, RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,913 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/5/2005
The Breakfast Club by titansfan1211 reviews
when the titans are all in detention, what will happen? watch as they cause/fix the damage made in 9 hours of detention, learn insane secrets about each other, and try not to drive each other crazy. based on the breakfast club! rated for some language
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Robin, Raven
The Moments I Forgot by listenWITHyourHEART reviews
This is the story of Sam Manson, a girl who isn't what she seems; take a few random black-outs from brain-pain, a scary-powerful new halfa-suspected ghost who seems dead set on killing Sam… and you get a whole lot of things Sam doesn't remember. HIATUS!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Shattered Tears by ImmortalPhantom22 reviews
Danny is kidnapped and five years later, he returns to Amity Park. Now, Danny is an assassin for an organization and has no memories of the past, and the worst part is who he has been hired to assassinate. T for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,302 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Dark Titans by AnimeMaster24 reviews
Raven finally begins to develop feelings for Beast Boy, but during a mission the green hero is stranded in an alternate universe where corrupted superheroes rule the world. Will he ever return home? Teen Titans and Justice League Unlimited Crossover
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,618 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Don't Keep Secrets by Hinn-Raven reviews
When Raven starts having strange dreams, Robin is forced to call every Titan back to Jump City- and the timing couldn't be worse! With a possible traitor within the group and couples going crazy, things are going from weird to chaotic- and fast!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,367 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
The Past Really Explains Things by Jinxometer reviews
Lily Raven and Beast Boy's 15 year old daughter has to go back in time and warn the Titans what is to come. The catch is that she can't tell them who her father is.BBxRAE ROBxSTAR CYxBEE. COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,688 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Picture Perfect by Magma823 reviews
A photo album of memories taken place in the life of the Titans. Snippits of life at the Tower. BBRae, RobStar and others
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,149 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Before the Storm by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
Sometimes what you're looking for is in the place where you'd least expect it. When Raven's seven-year-old sister unexpectedly shows up, Raven wants answers. As tragedies unfold and a bond is created, can Raven open the door -and her heart- to her sister?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,956 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Raven
past the fourth wall by titansfan1211 reviews
A girl from OUR dimension wakes up in titans tower. how did she get there, and how is Slade involved? And now that everyone's trying to find a way to send her back, will she want to leave? With all this drama and snark, there's no room for mary-sues.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Robin, Raven
Herald of the Apocalypse by Crosis Laurekal reviews
As the day of his ascension draws near, Trigon sets a plan in motion to force his daughter's cooperation. Slade is a useful servant, but Trigon now has his sights set on another. Will he succeed, or can one mortal hope to defy the ruler of hell?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Beast Boy, Trigon
Hashashin by Pojko reviews
After his heart is broken, Ron descends into a world of drugs, violence, and newly awoken power. Can Kim realize her mistake before he destroys himself and others?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,298 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Taking a Hit To The Heart by a cursed monkey reviews
Beast Boy loves Raven. But he can't find the courage to tell her. Then, he goes and does the unthinkable, getting severely hurt while doing so. Can he survive, and then admit his feelings to her? BB/RAE ROB/STAR CY/BEE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Change by spartan585 reviews
Beast Boy has received an offer he CAN refuse. Question is; is there reason to? Chapter 15 amended.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,962 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Underestimation by superdupertrooper reviews
Beast Boys has always been the one pushed around--by his enemies and his friends. What will happen when he is pushed over the edge? Who will be there to pick him up? And why is Beast Boy, the ultimate prankster, sad on April Fool's Day? I update ASAP!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Beast Boy
Raven and Rachel: Switched by Shadowy Flip Flops of DOOM reviews
Raven gets transported to an alternate universe where she's normal. Rachel gets transported to another universe where she's superpowered. Complete-ish.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Raven - Complete
Prank Call by Hanna Sedai reviews
Beast Boy and Cyborg find Robin's Bat communicator. Hilarity ensues.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
Four Years Later by Am I even still here reviews
On the Titans' last mission as a team, Cyborg was injured beyond repair. Four years later, he wakes up, but things are different. Way different. Will the Teen Titans ever be the same? BBxRae RobxStar CyxSarah Flinx and more.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Cyborg
Marching Orders by Mors101 reviews
The world has descended into a war between metahumans and nations. How will this conflict of interest affect our heroes? Which side will they choose, will they choose a side? From whom will they get their marching orders?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,758 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Orange Sky by B00k Freak reviews
Another prophecy made when Raven was a child comes to fruition. The day the skies of Earth turn orange is the day she will be in full control of her powers. BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Future We'll Never Have by Darkened Angel Feathers reviews
George has never gotten over the deaths of two very important people in his life. Even now, when his wife should be the most important, they still come first. DH compliant. Oneshot.GeorgexOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - OC, George W. - Complete
Wednesdays by Magma823 reviews
Wednesdays. He hated Wednesdays. Every Wednesday she left the tower to do something. What she does he doesn't know. She was probably meeting a good looking, not green and a very funny guy. Stupid Wednesdays. But he didn't care. Of course not. He doesn't care what she does on every freaking Wednesday. Nope. Not at all. BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Dust by Hanna Sedai reviews
A continuation of the episode "Haunted." Who triggered the reagent and for what purpose? The Titans must solve the mystery as they are attacked one by one.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,846 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Opening the Closet Door a Crack by still too old for this reviews
Requested to find a missing professor of anthropology, the Titans begin a descent into the darkness where dwell madness and evil. Mystery and horror await our intrepid heroes. As for survival, that remains to be seen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,076 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Ghost Supremacy by Dragoncl reviews
With his secret revealed, Danny and co. must adjust to the sudden changes. But when a series of abnormal ghost attacks happen, will they be able to beat the new ghosts or will they be sucked into a diabolical plot that could change their lives forever?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Danny F.
Desperately Seeking Darth by Crosis Laurekal reviews
A new Star Wars movie is premiering, fans are waiting outside the theater, and Darth Vader is robbing banks. With their enemy blending into the crowd of costumed geeks, can the Titans manage to catch the Dork Lord of the Sith? Implied BBxRae and RobxStar
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Control Freak
Only Skin Deep by SnowFallsSlow reviews
Melvin has a HUGE problem, one not even Bobby can solve! Maybe Raven can shine a little light on the situation. After all, she knows everything, right? Cute little oneshot. No OCs.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Melvin, Raven - Complete
Phobias by Audrianna13 reviews
It's the Friday before Halloween, and Mr. Lancer decides to let his students relax and have a fun day discussing phobias. However, three students commandeer his lesson when they know more than expected of them...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Nightmare by Squirrel Stone reviews
Sam has a nightmare, but could it hold to be a bit truer than she thought? Will she live long enough to find out?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sam M. - Complete
Realization by heists reviews
He needs to make sure she realizes something, whether she wants to or not. The post Aftershock/Things Change, Terra and Robin conversation we never got to see. Not romance. UPDATED: now a two-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Robin, Terra - Complete
Retrieval by B00k Freak reviews
A few days after Trigons defeat Raven returns to the old library to retrieve something. Little does she know she is being followed. BB/Rae, Star/Rae friendship One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Just Taking a Nap? by Lorendiac reviews
Of course Raven doesn't really like him or anything, but sometimes being close to Beast Boy is practically . . . tolerable. That's her story and she's sticking to it! Originally a very fluffy one‒shot; now a somewhat more serious ongoing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,507 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
In The End by i.make.sunbeams reviews
AU. When tragedy strikes Sam Manson, she turns to the only friend she has. And when she feels like she has nothing left, he's the one that always catches her in the end. DS, indicated TJ. Probably OOC, sorry.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Change by Magma823 reviews
Raven asks Beast Boy "If there was any one thing that you would change about me…what would it be?" and the answer may not be what she was expecting. Would his answer be as satisfactory as Robins answer to Starfire was? BBRae some RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Falling Stars by robbiepoo2341 reviews
Alternate Universe: The Titans in a scifi world. Lieutenant Grayson and Commander Stone are suddenly recruited to help the impatient Commander Raven with an unexpected mission.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Disaster's Decline by Moonlit917 reviews
A secret found by Beast Boy leaves him racing to better himself for a certain Titan. But can he be quick enough?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Bleed Like Me by AlwaysMakingTrouble reviews
Raven develops a habit as well as the other Titans when they take a break from fighting crime. How will they react when reality comes crashing in? BBXRAE RobxStar and some short lived CyxBee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,308 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
Beginning from the End by TrippWire reviews
He hesitantly turned his gaze to the empty chair beside him. He stared at it, his body stiff and his eyes unblinking. It had always been meant for somebody else, but suddenly, he wondered why he even thought of buying it. ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Hands Held High by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
It's been years since the 'War' began, years since 'They' came into the town, and years since the Titans have had contact with anyone outside of the city. This explains why. A song-fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Read All About It! by Crosis Laurekal reviews
Oneshot- Being a superhero means being a celebrity, and unfortunately being a celebrity means being the subject of wild and often ridiculous tabloid stories. But when one specific accusation goes too far, it's up to Raven to reveal the truth.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Raven - Complete
Brave Sir Robin by B00k Freak reviews
Beast boy learns a new song, but it doen't amuse everyone. Humor. Rated for one word. I own nothing
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Before She Cheats by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Songfic. Danny discovers Sam cheating on him, and decides to take advice from a pro and the prompts of a song to get his revenge. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Phasmatis Noctem by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Long oneshot. After being cheated on right before Christmas, Danny meets the most unlikely of people to confide in. Can Danny's Christmas cheer be salvaged? Rated for minor swearing and underage drinking.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F., Skulker - Complete
Talk To Me by annicaspoon reviews
Raven asks Beast Boy something that he never thought she would. BBRae oneshot with some RobStar flavouring. Rated T for a few little mentions.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Angel of Darkness by ImmortalPhantom22 reviews
There is a new villain in Amity Park, a murderer that seeks blood and revenge. And the villain just so happens to be Danny Phantom's daughter. Rated T for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,404 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Deleted Scene from The Fenton Menace by ILoveToReadRomance reviews
My way of fixing something that really bugged me about this episode.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Danny F., Youngblood - Complete
Devil Horn Things by Just Another Tree Hugger reviews
Kid Flash gives Jinx a tip or two on how to style her hair. Kid Flash/Jinx
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Connections by AKosh reviews
Everyone's connected one way or another. Some are good, some are bad. But some are impossible. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,021 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
It Can't Be Over! by Dcfan100 reviews
The Teen Titans are having a hard time facing the fact that now that DC has announced Young Justice the chance of a Teen Titans season 6 is extremely low. A salute to the Teen Titans cartoon...well sort of.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Seeing A New Light by PrincessRockstar1 reviews
Terra has returned, once again. And like before, everyone but Raven excepts her. But this time, Terra knows a secret about Raven nobody else knows. Not even Raven. In the heat of the drama, will something new spark up unexpectedly?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,252 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy
The Titan's Future Undoing by Snufflebottoms reviews
Cyborg's mechanics fail and Raven beigns to have strange dreams. What happens when Robin hides something big from his team? Read to find out. Adventure, drama, msytery, romance and an orginal character or two. All titans included in story. Enjoy! :
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Strong Enough by Patience Memory reviews
Danny Fenton lost everything. Broken and alone he closes himself to the world, but when he meets a team as unique as he is things change. Can the Teen Titans get Danny to open up? Can they show him that the strength he lacks has been within him all along?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,888 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
All That Jazz by PhantomInvader reviews
AU!1920s. Young Sam Manson runs away from her rich parents, finding herself in a rundown speakeasy. After meeting a boy named Danny and exploring the joys of "The Pits" of Amity Park, a ghostly mob boss ruins it by holding the young heiress for ransom.DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
So The Drama Club by Pojko reviews
One shot, pre So The Drama. While on a mission, Shego attempts to create a bit of drama between Kim and Ron. Will it succeed? Inspired by a "true" story.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Solitaire by Kittyclaw reviews
Oneshot. A giant Terrorizing Teddy couldn't defeat out heroes. But Xana knows something that can.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Blackbird by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Raven 'volunteered' to go Undercover at Casper High to find out more about the elusive Phantom! Between fighting paranormal beings, declaring war on cheerleaders and even befriending the klutzy yet mysterious Danny Fenton, that is. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,148 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
The Greatest Story Never Told by IrvingZissman reviews
COMPLETED Angry that the fan fiction community doesn't take him seriously, Control Freak sets out to destroy the Titans to prove his worth as a super villain and to win Starfire's love. BBRae RobStar CFAnime
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Purgatory by WandaCarla reviews
Raven gets in a freak accident and winds up dead! Now she's made a deal with St. Patrick. If she can find someone to fall in love with her demon and her human side as a ghost, he'll give her back her life. The catch, she only has a month. BBRAE *FINISHED*
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,401 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Beast Boy's Guide to Getting and Keeping Your Girl by SushiChica reviews
My name is Beast Boy. Yeah, that Beast Boy. Defender of Jump City. Hero of New York. The coolest Titan of them all. This is my awesome guide on how to get your dream girl and keep her too...if mine doesn't kill me first. RaeBB ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Birthday Reflections by BlueTitan reviews
It's BeastBoy's Birthday, and Raven wants to let him know how much he's come to mean to her, but can't out of fear of her powers. So she sends him to the one place her powers cannot run amuck. Her mirror.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,030 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Dispossessed reviews
Marceline's having an unexpected influx of memories and emotions after reclaiming her old home. Of course she doesn't feel guilty, but maybe she really shouldn't have taken their tree house after all...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Marceline A. - Complete
Condemned reviews
Raven and Beast Boy are happily married and awaiting the birth of their first child, but when agents of the government come asking for the impossible, the Titans must embark on the chase of a lifetime. Rated for language and violence R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,073 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
Trick or Treat? reviews
The Titans are going Trick or Treating on Halloween, but Raven isn't coming, like always. What will happen when Beast Boy goes to try and change her mind one last time before they go? A very short, off the tip of my tongue one-shot for Halloween. R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Subconscious reviews
Sequel to my story Apocalypse. Raven is gone, and doctors and Titans alike are confused and shocked by her sudden death. Beast Boy develops a crazy plan to save her, but how far will he be willing to go? And who will he choose in the end, Terra or Raven?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Beast Boy, Terra
Robin Can't Take a Joke reviews
Another random piece of insanity. please read!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Robin, Beast Boy - Complete
Apprentice Done RIGHT reviews
the season 1 finale of Teen Titans in 268 words. rated T for slight language. HILARIOUS!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Dark Truths reviews
Slade is the Titan's master, and the entire city is on its knees. But what happens when Raven realizes that is hasn't always been this way? Rated T for a reason! Title may change. Better than it sounds! R&R! slightly AU- different powers/abilities.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Raven
Swept Away reviews
All of them were slightly hunched, shoulders shaking, and I could hear their sobs as the doors closed behind me and I was driven out of sight, away from the place where part of my heart died.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Roommates reviews
Raven's room is destroyed in an attack on Titans Tower. Who will she spend the night with? Fluffy BB/Rae one shot. Rated K just cuz. R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Raven - Complete
Apocalypse reviews
Terra finally wakes up, only to find Jump City destroyed and all of the Titans hospitalized. What happened while she was frozen in stone? sorry, I'm not the most amazing summary writer. rated T for some, violence, blood and guts
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Terra, Raven - Complete