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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 7,326 - Follows: 7,760 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21243 - Favs: 11,717 - Follows: 7,434 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
Two Makes Three by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She's sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life. Will one mistake take everything away, leaving a bitter taste forever in her future? Or will her truer destiny prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 397,853 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet On The Set by duhitsangie reviews
America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21671 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 5,825 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gap by capitalab reviews
Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,393 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15025 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 9,055 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20114 - Favs: 12,976 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
PTB's Writing Challenge 2013 by TypoKween reviews
A long time ago... they used to be friends. AH, Eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9253 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 7,676 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6234 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the Kitchen Window by TheFicChick reviews
"From very early on, I worried that the biggest thing in my youngest son's life would be the girl he could never escape. I thought it would be horrible for his story to be so ensnared with someone else's, such a tangled ball of yarn that it couldn't be unknotted. Bright, colorful, beautiful to be sure, but so hopelessly snarled in and around itself that it would never be freed."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 238 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10887 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 5,823 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Champagne Club by Shahula reviews
She is a waitress, he is a member. An intense attraction leads to a forbidden, steamy romance. The world is changing but not fast enough. What will happen if the champange bubble bursts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 78,778 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7360 - Favs: 10,140 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6890 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 4,939 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Have and To Hold by Shahula reviews
One night of passion leads to big changes for Bella as she faces the consequences. But will she fess up to their actions or keep the forbidden romance going? Is he hers to have and to hold or will he be another's before its all over? Rated M,AH,BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,854 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 289,657 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12853 - Favs: 7,643 - Follows: 6,164 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rinse Cycle by Shahula reviews
College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13072 - Favs: 8,634 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6541 - Favs: 5,734 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9722 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
It's You by duhitsangie reviews
A Locket, A Picture, A Dream.. What if someone you thought didn't exist came into your life when you had given up? B and E are 2 college kids in LA who meet and feel like they've always known each other, is it more than just a feeling? **First Story**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,235 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9331 - Favs: 6,358 - Follows: 3,676 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,133 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8837 - Favs: 7,447 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,847 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 11,028 - Follows: 5,779 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6000 - Favs: 8,773 - Follows: 5,215 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5740 - Favs: 9,372 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete