Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, iCarly, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Peter Pan.
Updates in italics.
You guys should totally answer my poll and join my forums. Yeah. Yeahhhh.
You know, if I'm being totally honest here, I've lost interest in this site completely. I literally have no will to post anything here whatsoever. I still love to read, but I don't know. I'm leaning more to tumblr. I like it better, it's easier, and I can do so much more there. So don't be surprised if you don't see any updates on here. More than half of the stuff I posted/was going to post needs to be deleted and rewritten, because as I constantly develop as a writer, I see what I've done wrong and where I can approve. And yes, I understand you guys may love some of my stuff, but as the writer, it does end with my decisions. On top of that, I can't write a story I don't like. I just sit and stare at the document and try to find out how to work around the scene, and I find myself wanting to start over. I'm sorry.
I do have a writing tumblr,which you can spam with requests. I probably won't be posting anything here on there unless it's demanded. As of 8/10/12 there isn't anything up, but I'm planning to update something tonight. I really do apologize for ending things here. Tumblr is simply easier and more my style, plus I like the setup a million times better.
Hopefully I can look forward to seeing all the lovely readers I have here on there. :)
My previous name was PearcabethForeverWarriorsForever
I TOTALLY HATE WHEN YOU EDIT SOMETHING AND FORGET TO SAVE. I do this regularly.
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JOIN MY PJO FORUM! Seriously, guys. It's lonely.
I NEED THOSE CABINS FILLED!
JOIN MY HP FORUM! I don't bite! Fluffy does!
FILL THOSE HOUSES!
ALRIGHT. So to all the Twihards: I HATE twilight. Now, I want you to comment, rant, whatever, in a PM.
Come at me, bro.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Actually, I have two of these. One is an unpublished, fluffy highschool fic that's gonna turn dark, but I have to smooth out a lot before posting it. The other is the continuation of the series past The Southern Raiders, but with Zutara.
Both on hiatus until further notice.
Ah, this. Well, you see, I may have lost this...
PUBLISHED (Miracle, right?)
POSTED I don't know, might redo.
Percy Jackson And The Olympians
You know, I kind of hate this. Soo. Watch me rewrite this again...I tend to do that. I feel like it's just too cliche, and it's Mary-Sueis and I don't like it. So Hurrah for self-doubt! I'm gonna redo it if I can't stand it.
Guys I forgot about this.
This is a relatively new one. First chapter a quarter done, here's my probable summary:
Cat Valentine was never the smart one, or the singer, or the prettiest. She was the ditz. Jade West is HA's resident problem child. She was always known as the aggressive, scissor-welding Gothic girl. Beck's torn; stay with his steady girlfriend, even though he doesn't particularly love her, or go for the girl he finds himself slowly but surely falling harder and harder for. Andre's in love with the girl he can never get, who everyone believes is wrong, Robbie's got a secret, something nobody can know. Rex? Rex is still the playboy puppet we all know and love. Tori's head-over-heels, oblivious as always, and enjoying the relationship of her dreams. With Trina's ex. Trina's heartbroken and forgotten, never having been the star child. Told from various points of view, this is the story of an unlikely group of friends, high school, love, lust, heartbreak, and a bit of comedy along the way.
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OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS.
That still applies.
I'll do my best to update as quickly as I can, but I recommend spamming my inbox and reviewing with ideas and predictions. Chances are, I'll use your idea and mention you! Thanks, guys, I love you all, and enjoy the spam ;)
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The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. ( I guess nobody believes in "Happy Monday")
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. (Well, that's mildly disturbing.)
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. (Where's mine????)
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.
The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was 1.3 million. (A cow? Really? Its. A. Cow.)
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace". (And it probably takes even longer to read!)
The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. (I wonder when it will just disappear...)
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. (...Ew.)
1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).
A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.
Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
Every year about 98 of the atoms in your body are replaced.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
World Tourist day is observed on September 27.
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million. (For some unknown reason, I find this incredibly funny...)
Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.
St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.
The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. (Mmmmm...ice cream...)
If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.
Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles. (Wow. Bubbles go up. Astonishing. LOL ;])
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15 wider than normal.
The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. (OoO Lady, its time to stop having so much sex!)
Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep. (Sure sounds like it.)
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.
Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.
Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.
A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.
Cats can hear ultrasound.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. (...Is that good or bad?)
Children grow faster in the springtime. (Can you believe somebody spent money to study that???)
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun. (This too...)
Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.
The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired". (And that would essentially kill them, wouldn't it? FAIL :))
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
February is Black History Month.
Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.
The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees. (And no elbows.)
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights. (PM me if you actually own one or more portable taillights!!!)
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. 5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. (Do odontophobes fear dentures? How do they eat???)
The king of hearts in a deck of cards is the only king that doesn't have a mustache.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
The cars in America honk the note F.
Humans burn more calories sleeping than watching TV.
The sentence: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Uses every letter in the alphabet
Cockroaches can live up to nine days after their head has been chopped off.
You can lead a cow up the stairs, but they won't go down. (Why??)
The first food to be grown is space were potatoes. (Again, why?? Why do we need space potatoes?)
Baby rattlesnakes are born without rattles.
Peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite.
A squid's eye is about the size of a basketball.
The Mona Lisa wasn't painted with eyebrows. (I've never noticed! I gotta remember to check that!)
Jellyfish are ninety-five percent water.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.
The average chocolate bar has eight insect legs in it. (I will never be able to veiw choclate the same way again...)
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.
Most lipstick have fish scales in it. (*stunned silence* Ewwwwww ewww ewwwwwwwwwwww ew ew ewwww!!!!!!!)
Porcupines can float in water.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Slugs have four noses.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine when you are trying to wake up in the morning.
This has got to be one of the most clever
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Crazy is letting your Dad fall asleep and then decorating his face with MAC makeup, the when he wakes up tell him he has good foundation but his eyeliner has gone a little astray.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
“Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.”
No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon balls make big holes in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your shitty pen!
Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.
Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Tell the truth and run.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do; kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
Set sail in a general that way direction.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
“Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
The sun has set, the moon has risen, today’s the day we get out of prison!!
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.
I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
When I say LOL I’m not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”
“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”
“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”
“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”
“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”
“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”
“Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will hurt my inner child”
“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”
“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”
“Tired of living and scared of dying.”
“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”
“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.
“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”
“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”
“I hear your silence loud and clear.”
“The past is only the future with the lights on.”
“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork."
Ninety-eight percent of American teens would die if Ambercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this onto your profile you are part of the 2% laughing at them.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
I found these quotes in someones profile who found them off this funny website hope you laugh your ass off like me!!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
You laugh because I'm different...
What you call dog with no legs?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way
A day without the sun is like... you know... night...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about nothing but randomness with your friends.
Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper.
Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you.
Crazy is when you spend your whole spring break reading fan fiction getting little to no sleep every night.
Crazy is when you usually say everything out-loud before you text/type it out.
Crazy is when you take a large mallet and smash the acorns in your driveway and end up making a squirrel war movie with your friend.
If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Shun all of you racists!)
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot;
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
All things considered, I’m thinking that insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Harry: You're a werewolf?
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: All the time
Remus: Oops too much info.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
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