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Name: - A C - U - - I - E

Age: 16 (gradually moving closer to death like everyone else)

Gender: Female (last time I checked - don't ask)

Place of Birth: Planet Chome-chome (mom says she just found me in a trash can though)

Greetings, random bored person!

In case you are wondering, SheWhoLeavesCrappyReviews or SWLCR for short (Single Women Like Comfort Rooms), was formerly known (not like she was actually well-known) as GreatestMoronOnEarth/GMOE (Great Mighty Orange Eel).

She's a bit feisty (and especially annoying to teachers - ask my P.E teacher, he knows), and can be quite perverted and/or bitchy at times, but she's actually pretty nice deep, as in, very very DEEP inside.

She often reads romance/comedy fanfics (not that she'll admit to reading romance stories to anyone) but will sometimes consider reading sad and angsty fics when she has her period.

She has no idea what else to write as of now (not that there's anyone who'll be reading this) so bye-bee!

P.S if ever there really is someone who seriously needs to find something else better to do (which in this case is you), well...

YOU JUST WASTED A MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. Have a nice day.

I have started going to college recently and am currently inactive, therefore I won't be able to leave any more crappy reviews for the time being.

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Zero Hour by Renaerys reviews
When a familiar face comes back into her life, Sakura makes a decision that unwittingly unites their causes. She finds herself playing a dangerous game of give and take with a man who makes no promises but always pays his debts. Sequel to Schadenfreude and Aces & Eights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,490 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Orochimaru, Deidara
We Do The Dance Electric by Lady Momo reviews
(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
moirai by songs reviews
an ending, a beginning. they meet again, in the next life; — eren ო mikasa.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] - Complete
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's New Study Partner by reader713 reviews
Sakura has a new study partner. Only problem is that the study partner is male. Sakura's ex-tutor and housemates have a problem with that and decide to get rid of him. Good luck! They're going to need it. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sakura H., Shī, Team Seven - Complete
One Rose for Another by AliasStars reviews
In punishment for picking the Beast's rose, Kaito must offer his daughter, Rin, in exchange. But little does she know that the cruel and selfish Beast transforms into a boy for half the day. Can she learn to love this boy for the beast he is? SPINOFF FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! RIN/LEN! (NOTE: COMPLETE!)
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,995 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Ambush Lingerie Makeover by littlemisshappytart reviews
With honeymoon sizzling just around the corner, Miyu's mom and girl friends decided to make a sudden drop-by and share their rather shocking knowledge and ideas to Miyu. But will they prove to be helpful…or disastrous?
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Miyu, Kanata - Complete
Only Giving Birth? by 00Zero reviews
The next morning, Sesshomaru woke up in Rin's body and Rin in Sesshomaru's. In simple words, they had switched bodies. The best part was, yes, you're right, Rin was pregnant yet again. Or to be more accurate, Sesshomaru was pregnant. (Now being bataed)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Len Kagamine dreams a dream by convoluted disillusions reviews
"..." "..." "YOU DISGUSTING PIG!" A short story revolving around hormonal teenagers and rambles. Rated T for excessive cussing, sexual innuendoes, and a lot more T stuff. Yeah. Rin/Len, with a lot of mentions of Kaito.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Sweetheart by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
the perfect start to the finish line by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Dreams by Sporadic Piranha reviews
It's enough that Ryoma is tormented through the night. Why must the tennis team bring it into the daytime too?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2013 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Cold by kickingbutt reviews
In their final year of junior high, Sakuno is just about to give up, but Ryoma gives her the encouragement she needs. [RyoSaku]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - R. Sakuno, E. Ryoma - Complete
Some Things Left Unsaid by Stone-Free reviews
She caught him staring again and this time, he did not even attempt to hide that he was.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2013 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
A Grasp of Reality by Miyo-chan02 reviews
His passion was for tennis. His like was for a can of Ponta. His fondness was for his cat. And his smile was for victory. Sakuno knew very well that there's no room for her in Ryoma Echizen. But with Kintarou's open hand and a warm smile, Sakuno takes a grasp of reality. -One-Shot-
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2012 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
The Okaeri to my Tadaima by Julyuu reviews
And as he pressed his body against hers, he knew that he should welcome her back, because as much as she's the 'okaeri' to his 'tadaima', it's the same for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters by MikazukiDreams reviews
He found letters, all addressed to him, under her bed. Her thoughts and feelings all written out, just for him, only for him. The papers said what she couldn't say, never again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than Anyone Else by MystiKoorime reviews
Hiei and Botan discover they were exactly what the other needed all along. Here's my take on how Hiei and Botan's relationship could have progressed during the Dark Tournament.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,384 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
The Spring Festival by kickingbutt reviews
The local spring festival is coming up, and Sakuno is determined to ask Ryoma to be her date.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
For When the Fire Burns Bright by xxSilverEchoxx reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
rubbed the wrong way by dofu reviews
g e n : during rush hour in the heavy packed train, Ryuzaki Sakuno finds herself squished against an unexpected person. awkwardness assured.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kirihara A., R. Sakuno - Complete
These Situations by dofu reviews
Wherein Sakuno gives a love letter to the wrong person. What's worse is that this person is Atobe Keigo. — heavily one-sided AtoSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Atobe K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Chronicle by SunRises6 reviews
When Sakura first met The One, it was a scene taken straight out of a horror movie. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
We Were Written by cheriepie89 reviews
They met as kids. She is a future geisha, he a future rich businessman. He promised to make her his wife, but Syaoran learns that even if fate wrote it, life will try to keep them apart. But he refuses to give her up, since he knows they were written.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,878 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Cabin Fever by A. E. Stover reviews
CANON AU - Sometime in the middle of the night, the wet trumpeting sound of flatulence ripped through the silent cabin. Sasuke/Sakura; Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Castle of Yellow by ShiinaAoi reviews
Rin has been arranged to marry Lord Len since birth, but after having been betrayed by his first love, Len is far from welcoming of his new bride, nor she towards him. Yandere!Len/Rin. Rating may go up to M, be warned!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
Journey by BananaphoneBob reviews
Because sometimes, just one simple journey can change your life forever. KibaSaku/SasuSaku-centric AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Walk 500 Miles and Back For You by xMeme reviews
He did not fall in love with her at first sight. KinSaku, a dash of RyoSaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Tooyama K., R. Sakuno - Complete
Bunk Mates by ice bitten reviews
In which Sasuke and Naruto find out Sakura has been sleeping over at Sai's. Short stories surrounding Sakura, Sai, and the invasive people of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sai, Sakura H.
Drawn To You by SimplisticDreams reviews
Rin and Len are trapped in a dull, aristocratic world with a certain image set on their shoulders to follow through. However, what becomes of them as they stray from their destined paths when they find they're passionately in love with each other?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,365 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Mine by AAJL reviews
'He pressed his lips to hers, her body arching against his as they united their bodies all over again. "You're mine."' /One-shot/
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Psychedelic by refracted reviews
"Do you want me to lie or say the truth?" The tears were bottled within her eyes. "Lie," Sasuke answered. She took a while to reply—more than she should've, he thought. "Alright." Breathe in, breathe out. "I love you, Sasuke-kun."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fragility by xUNLIMITEDx reviews
From Cinderella's ball to the falling of the glass slipper, this is their lives. Lives of hope, love, and peace. -macchi-chan
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
悲しいの歌 by Wet-Toilet-Roll reviews
A story inspired from Proof of Life and Soundless Voice. Actually, the story behind the two songs. Rated T for I don't know what.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Emotionless Love by asianchibi99 reviews
Rin is always so happy and smiling, Len is quiet and emotion-free, what happens when Rin goes to his school? What happens when Tei sees them together? Read that's how you find out. Although I finished the story, I might be writing a new ending. COMPLETE!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,841 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Melody by Kiyutsuna reviews
Two different lives, woven together on the tapestry of fate by a simple melody.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
LLOOOOOOVVEEEEEEEE by pinkfluffyelephant reviews
"Rin-Rin, you don't have to believe me, but the only girl that I want to kiss is you. I won't go out with anyone else but you," Random fluff, RinxLen, minor MikuxKaito. Oneshot. First fic!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Maybe, Just Maybe by Petals Of Liliah reviews
"I will atone for my sins. My sins are greater than my life. I will pay back what I have done. I will not get close to anyone." That was my rule, my law. Although it seems that my instincts say that Arme is an exception to that rule.
Grand Chase - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Arme, Lass - Complete
The Deep Time Trilogy: Just Pretend by pammazola reviews
A gift for tkplover. Young Rin finally gets the great daiyoukai to spend some quality playtime with her. 10 years later, Sesshomaru decides to show just how much he can love his little Lady of the West. M for tasty smut at the end. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paper Plane by SapphiR3 reviews
"Because I don't need a paper plane to say something so Simple." Oneshot based on LenxRin. NOT BASED ON PRISONER AND PAPERPLANE SERIES.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
To whom may fade by CrazyPretz reviews
She never, never gets past fourteen. Not once. I can't- can't do it anymore. My soul is tired. And so is hers. LenRin ; Minor KaitoMiku, GakupoLuka
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Of Bananas, Oranges, and Road Rollers by Amethyst.Amaryllis reviews
Rarely updated Rin/Len oneshot collection. Number Twenty-Three: Cross-Dress;; In which Rin walks in on her brother wearing her clothes . . .
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,671 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Cameratime by Jupiter'Cobalt reviews
"Hey, can I borrow your camera, Len?" she had asked three days ago. "It'll only be for the night, I swear!" And of course, he gave it up to her. How could he ever say no to his lovely twin sister? Rin/Len One Shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Alter Ego, Ad Absurdum by call me milady reviews
Or so she would like to think, seeing that her boyfriend switched personalities at the blink of an eye, slapping neuroscience right across the face.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Miku H., Kaito S. - Complete
Into the Dark by Utsuro reviews
Arme has a rare sickness, only seen before in two other people. Both other patients have died. Nearing the predicted end of her life, will something happen to save her? Or will she be pulled further into the dark? ArmexLass RonanxElesis LirexRyan JinxAmy
Grand Chase - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,026 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Arme, Lass - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Repeat Offender by MercuryPilgrim reviews
She couldn't help but look at the offender. He was staring back at her with half lidded eyes and a lazy, satisfied smirk on his lips. "Eager, are we ferry girl?" He murmured. Botan/Hiei.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
He Said, She Said by yuugiri reviews
There were a lot of advantages being a six-year-old. Too bad they would never apply to pink-haired, five-year-old girls. A nonsensical string of... things... written as a form or relaxation therapy for me. Do not take seriously. You are warned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sai, Sakura H.
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Scholarship by Utsuro reviews
When Arme received a scholarship for Kanavan Royal Private School, she entered the school gratefully. What she didn't see coming, however, were dorm mates with questionable sanity. Hinted ArmexLass, ElesisxRonan
Grand Chase - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Arme, Lass - Complete
ReAnimated Closure by sincerelyLen reviews
Second chances can come so rarely. Team Seven wouldn't let it go to waste…Of forgiveness and love in a tragic reunion… Team7ness Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Push by Frazi reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto returns after ten years to find things have changed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,584 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
young ladies prefer gentlemen by Amaryne reviews
I don't care if he's my hot waiter – if he says one more of those god-awful pick-up lines, I'm throwing my latte in his face. Rin, Len, and skim latte's. ONESHOT.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Obsessions Aren't Always So Bad by Malirra4290 reviews
ONESHOT! Rin forces Len to go to a movie that Len refuses to go to, but eventually agrees to go ... being in a bad mood the entire time, Rin starts to break down which eventually makes the trip worth while. MADE BECAUSE I LOST A BET WITH RENN!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Skirmish by mebh reviews
Roy and Riza try to enjoy some romance only to have the mood obliterated by the pitter-patter of tiny feet. Who says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ineffable by bibsa1 reviews
Because sometimes love cannot be expressed in words. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If Light had no brain by wolfgirl234 reviews
This is a screen play I wrote for my film making class. It is my version of what Light would act like if he was stupid
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Take Aim by glamaphonic reviews
Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
If Death Note Was Gay by dramaq reviews
Ryuk makes a bet with Sidoh that he can out the four main Death Note characters! Light, L, Near, and Mello. And how does he go about doing it? By changing the words of 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q of course! Not a song-fic! Humor, slightly crack-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
this world forever by montycrowley reviews
In his fantasies, he had grabbed her and ran. HijiMitsu.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Hijikata T. - Complete
Awkward by dramaq reviews
The awkward occurances of Light preparing for bed on his first night handcuffed to L. Thankyou to my friend, Sami, for the idea!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Light Y., L
Double Standards are a Pain by Aineshi reviews
Len is the school's resident playboy: smart, attractive, athletic, popular, and a little too fiercely overprotective of his "sister" Rin.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Hold My Hand by EmberElf reviews
Admiring from afar, Rin has been caught looking at the object of her affections. Bad news is she doesn't know how he'll react. Slight language, NONSIBLINGLen/Rin.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Demon Child by Aryndiel reviews
After leaving Rin in Kaede's village, Sesshoumaru worries. But is it really necessary?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
All I Could See Was You by MeemoMeemo reviews
Hijikata remembers his time with his first love. Oneshot with Hijikata and Mitsuba.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hijikata T. - Complete
The Mirror Game by Pillow-Widow reviews
Hey Len,"His head snapped up, surprised she actually spoke.-Now he was the one staring blankly. She must have taken it as having his attention, because she continued "We should play that 'mirror' game." RinXLen Had to edit story to fit in summary D:
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Rin K., Len K.] - Complete
On A Heartbeat by Bekas Strife reviews
Gintoki never cared about his health and how his well-being affected others. Now, in the hospital, Sa-chan makes him see how much people depended on him... And how she was more than just a stalker. :GinxSa-chan mild fluff
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Gintoki S., Sarutobi A./Sacchan] - Complete
A Family of Sorts by Guttersnipe reviews
Ch 7: Noticing Sasuke’s return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man’s view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, “She’s good! She is good!” Team Hebi, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Canvas by Cella N reviews
There was an entry in regards to birthday parties. SAKURA. SAI. It's paved with good samaritans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
We That Are Young by Stoplight Delight reviews
It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 277,131 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster by TeaRStrEak reviews
AbeMiha - Abe's not jealous. He's totally not, okay? Get off his back, jeez.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Ryoma's Way of Affection: The Great Loss by RoyaleDeuce reviews
Sakuno's habit brought to the Echizen Residence. Grocery. Carrots. Window — RyomaSakuno
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Vision of a Youkai's Heart by evil-buny reviews
SessxRin oneshot. Sesshoumaru was offered to go into his future to meet his destined mate. What would he find instored for him there? What will he do after he has this knowledge? Lemon at the end. My first oneshot. Please please please Read & Review.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Unspoken by amaretto and coke reviews
Silence is golden, but sometimes you still have to find the words. Ryo x Saku. Oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fly Ball by the blanket reviews
[H x B. crack!fluff. oneshot.] In which Hiei misses the ball, but catches something infinitely better. Oh. And there is Much Denial.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Main Attraction by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi.] Ryoma watches Sakuno. Rated for smut and voyeurism.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2006 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Reason by Dragonfly and K-chan reviews
Shino didn't like to do things unless there was a reason behind them but when it came to her, there was no reason. ShinoSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
In Nomine Patris by Juxtaposie reviews
A short, sweet look at the resolution of Sesshomaru's familial and emotional shortcomings, brought about by the birth of his first son.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Birthday Bunny! by yuugiri reviews
It's Lacus' birthday and it seems like she wants Kira to do something crazy for her! (cough! She want him to pop out of a cake dressed in... ?) Another silly thing requested by a reader. Please do not take too seriously...
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005
Now This Isn't So Bad, Now Is It? by yuugiri reviews
Kira teaches Lacus how to drive a car... Oh, dear... Another silly little fic for my therapy! LOL!
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2005
Ten Human Hearts by zensho reviews
Short love story about Sesshoumaru and Rin. SessRin only. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrinkled Packages by Deena reviews
On Soujirou's Birthday, Yumi has a special gift for him
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2000 - Soujiro, Yumi