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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, House of Night, Vampire Academy, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Vampire Diaries.

A Trip to Remember :Revamped: by llamalovesdragons


Hacked (not by her amazing bestie and wife Zoe): I am a bad, bad friend who doesn't read her tots amazing fanfics. But being the awesome person she is, she forgave me, even though I don't deserve that. The only other thing I do for her is advertise one of her fanfics. I should make a vow to be a better friend and read them and review them every chapter, even the ones I have no idea what they are about.

Zoe: Awww... Flecity, you're too kind to me. I agree with all of the above.


i love my bestie Natroxz :D she is awesome and i think i should give her my V.A books and ipod touch :D also i need to tell the world something... I LOVE BEN JENNER , WILL YOU MARRY ME???

Omg natasha! Ben's my ki8nky bauddie but i dont want to marry him, hes my father -.- besides i married zoe ILY ZOE!!!

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

- If you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile

- If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile

- If you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

- If vampires are real, post it

- If you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

- If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

- If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

- If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

- If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

- If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile.

- Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

- If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

- Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

- 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

- 92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

- If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

- If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

- If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

- If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile

- I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, Amberlee 4495,Vicki_Rose_Belikov, Loz191

- Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

- If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

- If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

- If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

- If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

- If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

- If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

- If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

- 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

- If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

- If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

- My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

- If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

- If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." :o)

- If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

- If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

- If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

- If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

- If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

- If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

- If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

- If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

- If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

- If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

- If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is When you Talk to yourself In Wal- Mart. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Dimitri Belikov is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Bloom. Crazy is when you honestly believe Dimitri exists. Crazy is when you try to mimic Rose, and look up St. Vladimir's. Crazy is when you utterly hate Rose for stealing your Dimitri. Crazy is when you want to make a fan fic of a fan fic. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Would comfort you if you got raped.

BEST FRIENDS: would make sure the rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.

FRIENDS: ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

BEST FRIENDS: get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

FRIENDS: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.

BEST FRIENDS: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.

FRIENDS: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.

BEST FRIENDS: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.

FRIENDS: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

Random Sayings:

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-I never knock on Death's door. I ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, then screw the apple!

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak (or type).

-Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

-I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies without flinching, but then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

-Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

-Officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

-Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

-I swear I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

-The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

-My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

-Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

-I Love My New Jacket. Its White, It has Long Sleeves, It lets me Hug Myself, I cant Hurt Myself (Unless i headbutt a wall) and It buckles Up Nicley. HEHEHEHE :)

-I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.

-How's my ATTITUDE? Call 1-800-BITE-ME!!

-The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

-Their were a batch of muffins in the oven, one of the muffins said man its hot in here, the second muffin replied, HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN

-I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?

-Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

-someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)

-Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up

-Global Warming will kill everyone. The first one to be killed was my snowman. RIP big guy, we'll all miss ya!

-...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.

-Okay, so a 100 odd year old vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Right, Yes. Nothing at all perverted about that

-if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

-I'm sick n tired of gettin told off, for the last time it wasn't me, Drop Dead Fred did it!

-They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

-Apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home

-Some people say I have A.D.D, I say--look there's a chicken

-When a Telemarketer calls, Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

-Ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P

-I Have PMS And A Handgun, ANY QUESTIONS ?

-WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

-Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???

-Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me

-Dear Jacob,I win!Edward.Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win! Love Jacob!

-"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen

-What is that god awful wet dog smell - Alice Cullen

-I'm joining the pack tomorrow. Jacobs pack. That's right. be jealous of me. I'm a werewolf and your a MORTAL!

-We are best friends:when you cry i cry when you laugh i laugh when you say JACOB is gay, i will hunt you down and KILL you

-I would jump off a Cliff if it ment that Taylor Lautner would come save me any day!

-Not obsessed with Twilight, Just totally in love with Jacob Black! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!

-Its so cold...Jacob where are you!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (half-Asian)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I am a girl who likes ACTION MOVIES, I MUST BE A TOMBOY
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life. (I don't i just have a very serious face)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST e hockey and beavers.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (seriously guys no)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND yet so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

26 Things My Mother Taught Me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about the ENVIRONMENT.
"Your a is the grass, and I'm the lawnmower."

26. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Stop child abuse now!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back
From Charlies Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!"I scream.
But it's now too late,
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again,
Oh please God,have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Child Abuse,Make it stop!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. Im scared

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Felicity

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Felizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Red Penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Brooke Delacombe

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Kenfesen

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsi

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Enehmle

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Maurise

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Charlee

7. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your first pet and the name of your first street name): Ginger Keon

List 10 of your favorite (write book here) VAMPIRE ACADEMY characters:

1. Rosemarie Hathaway

2. Jill Dragomir :D

3. Adrian Ivashkov

4. Dimitri Belikov

5. Vasilissa Dragomir

6. Christian Ozera

7. Eddie Castile

8. Mia Rinaldi

9. Mason Ashford

10. Natasha Ozera

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I would throw a pillow at her, roll over and wait for her to drag me away.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
I would say, um Jill, you're really nice and all but I kinda don’t play for that team.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I’d yell “OMG ADRIAN GET OUT GET OUT!!!” then later I would see him and be like, “well that was awkward wasn’t it ;)”

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I would say “Um, I'm sorry to break this to you Dimitri but Mason’s kinda deadish.”

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Thank her, wonder why it was just us two, then 5 hours of thinking later I realise she’s gone into my bedroom, then I think God what is it with the Dragomir women and loving me?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would call my bestie Natasha to bring down some make up so we could give chrissy a make over

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
OMG OMG OMG...wait how does that work, I’m not a dhampir...unless I'm your half sister...and you're parents are human and moroi

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Pfft I’d call Lissa over to heal her

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Omg Mason not cool. I’d kill you but you're kinda already dead.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
OMG Rose was right, you are a bitch -.- you’re just pissed off because you got caught for killing the queen

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
oh she would totally get her stake and hunt those bastards down

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
call her sister to heal me...what are spirit users for?

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
Well after lots and lots of pestering from me he will finally give in and give me a Ferrari ;)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
Run into the house and use his hotness to reflect the flames from me and then carry me out bridal style without his shirt on ;)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
Watch me make a fool of myself until I convince her to join me

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
He’d say “What the f*ck Aunt Tasha? You’re gay? And a cougar?”

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
He’d try a lot of stuff to make me happy but then finally give up and get one of the girls to do it

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
He tells me about some of his adventures in the after world

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
By scaring the other competitors with his ghostly sounds

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Wonder what I’m laughing about and then finally get so annoyed that I won’t tell her that she threatens to burn me if I don’t stop.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Oh because Rose is a total babe ;) She’s killed loads of Strigoi already and she’s the hottest dhampir I have ever met. I just have to rid of Dimka first

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Wait, you knew Mason and I thought you liked Adrian!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Oh yeah my parents totally go for the whole me going out with a player that's nearly ten years older then me thing. *rolls eyes*

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
um, well, duh! They're going out. *mutters* stupid quiz

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Dude! What about Lissa? I thought you loved her. And all this time I thought Adrian was the player! *shakes head* Shame on you pyro, shame on you.

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
OMG Eddie is staring at me, it must be the new haircut, I knew it was a good idea! Maybe I should talk to him. OMG he’s coming over! Eddie- Um, Felicity, you’re still in your pyjamas. OMG HOW EMBARRESSING!

Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
You know I think our good friend Eddie likes you, maybe you two should go see a movie?

Random VA thing

Who introduced you to the books?
Well kinda my friend kinda this competition I went to

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Vampire Academy: got at comp
Frostbite: bought
Shadow Kiss: bought
Blood Promise: brought
Spirit Bound: bought
Last Sacrifice: bought

Are you most looking forward to: Bloodlines(Vampire Academy spin off), Afterlife (Evernight series) or The 4th Vampire Diaries: The Return book?

The 4th Vampire Diaries: The Return book (I just read the 3rd one and I wanna know what happens!)

What's your dream ending to the series?

Well I know the end but I think Eddie and Mia should get together and Sydney and Adrian and I want Jill to settle into court life and I want rose and Lissa to have their bond back -.-


Who is your favourite character?


Who's your favourite Dhampir?


Who’s your favourite moroi?


What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?

If you screw with me I’ll screw you right back – Mia Rinaldi, Vampire Academy

What was your favourite Rose and Adrian moment?

When they're in her bedroom at court ;)

How about your favourite Lissa and Rose moment?

When Lissa figures out that Rose loves Dimitri

What was your favourite adventure/battle?

When Rose and Christian teamed up to kill Strigoi in Shadow Kiss

Which book cover was your favourite?

Spirit Bound

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Hell yeah

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?


Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kiss

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?

Spirit Bound

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?

DIMITRI NOW! Wasn’t sure before

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?


Rose or Adrian?


Rose or Lissa?


Lissa or Adrian?

Um Adrian sorry Lissa!

Rose or Mia?


Christian or Lissa?

Christian, again sorry Lissa

Christian or Dimitri?


Kirova or Alberta?


Adrian or Christian?


Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?


Lissa or Mia?


Eddie or Mason?


Anna or Vladimir?


Adrian or Mason?


Eddie or Christian?


Eddie or Adrian?


Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

Nathan cos victor was trying to help the moroi when he did what he did whereas Nathan is just evil and strigoi and victor is now dead so...

Moroi or Dhampir?


Obama or McCain?


Sarah or Joe?

Wtf this got random fast

1. Rose Hathaway

2. Christian Ozera

3. Emmett Cullen

4. Dimitri Belikov

5. Rosalie Hale

6. Carlisle Cullen

7. Bella Swan

8. Edward Cullen

9. Masen Ashford

10. Lissa Dragomir

11. Alice Cullen

12. Jacob Black

13. Sydney the Alchemist

14. Jasper Hale

What if 14 and 4 got together?

Hahahaha ew well they’re both dark and broody but I think Alice and Rose would have something to say

What if 14 hooked up with 8?

Hahahaha I’ve read a fanfic where that happened

What if 12 and 10 got together?

Um...awkward cos they're like totally different personalities

What if 14 and 2 hooked up?

Hahahahaha run for your lives!!!! But seriously wtf is with it being jasper all the time

What if 10 and 6 got together?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg jasper would kill Carlisle hahahaha

What if 1 and 9 hooked up?

Well they kinda did but rose would end up hurting him again so :(

What if 3 was in the same book as 5?

Well they are so...

What if 11 and 8 hooked up?

It seems entirely possible what with them being so close and all

What if 9 and 11 hooked up?

Hahahahahahahahaha jazz would so kick masons butt...hahahahaha

What if 14 and 3 hooked up?

Hahahahaha...ew that's happened in a fanfic I've read as well

What if 1 and 2 hooked up?

Um how would that go I no they got closer and all but I think Lissa would probably disown rose

What if 3 got 4 pregnant?

Hahahahahahaha...backs away slowly

1. Angela
2. Jacob
3. Carlisle
4. Seth
5. Bella
6. Emmett
7. Jane
8. Sam
9. Edward
10. Alice

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
ew nooooo!

2. Do you think four is hot?
well he’s a Quileute duh!

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
wow I wonder what Emily and Ben would say to that

4. Do you recall any fics about two?
yes loads

5. Would four and five make a good couple?
yeah if they could get past the whole Edward and Jacob thing cos they’re good friends

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
I think that Edward and jane would work better then jane and Carlisle cos of that killing stuff

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
well angela would probably be like flushed and would walk out cos she don’t know them too well

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Alice was a lost cause arcording to the parents that put her in a mental hospital but when th mysterious Dr. Carlisle Cullen comes will sparks fly?

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
no cos I don’t think theyve ever met eachother except when thay went to the beach

10.Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
Jacob was stricken after Bella chose Edward but it came as more of a surprise who came to comfort him. Emmet Cullen.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
I think like Angela would go to see Bella and Seth would be there and he’s like imprint on her or something

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
um...awkward question...”I did not see this in my future”????

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Captivated- lady gaga

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Warning sparks will fly when Angela and Bella have to fight over Edward Cullen.

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
“Yo dude are you and Emily like still together?”

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

How long did it take you to read the books?
like 2-3 days each but it was a school day

Who introduced you to the books?
my bffl natasha

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I borrowed them from the library but then bought them

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Breaking Dawn the Movie

What's your dream ending to the series?
Renesmee grows up and they move and Jacob goes with them and they start school again and happy ending


Who is your favorite character?
Alice Cullen

Who's your favorite vampire?
Alice duh!

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth...i like Jacob more as a love intrest then a werewolf

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
Emmett "What's wrong Bella? fall down again" Bella "Not Emmett a punched a werewolf in the face"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
when he doesn’t want to lose his virtue

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
when she punches him :P

How about your favorite Bella and Alice?
The wedding

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Which book cover was your favorite?

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Hell Yes. But i wish Stephanie Meyer would write a sequel to breaking dawn

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
new moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse or Twilight?

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn(movie) or Midnight Sun(book)?
Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward...ima steal Jacob

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella or Jacob?

Bella or Alice?

Alice or Jacob?
Definitely Alice.

Rosalie or Alice?

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper or Edward?

Carlisle or Esme?

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett or Jacob?

Bella or Rosalie?
Roslaie...huh it turns out I dont like bella that much

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie or Billy?

Jacob or Sam?

Sam or Quil?

Quil or Embry?

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria...she got freakin newborn army with her!

Werewolves or Vampires?
WEREWOLVES!...but wait VAMPIRES!!! But wait...idk?


Jack: It's pronounced "sh!t", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Sch!tt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sch!tt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Sc!htt and O Sch!tt. Awe Sch!tt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Sch!tt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Sch!tt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Sch!tt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Sch!tt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Sch!tt, Bull Sch!tt, and the twins, Deep Sch!tt and Dip Sch!tt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Sch!t married Dumb Sch!tt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Sch!tt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Sch!tt-Sherlock. Dip Sch!tt married Loda Sch!tt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Sch!tt.

Fulla Sch!tt and Giva Sch!tt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Sch!tt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Sch!tt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Sch!tt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Sch!tt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sch!tt!", you can correct them.

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1) New York City has 11 letters.

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 65 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 1 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 1 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi- jacked planes was 254. 25 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 5 4 = 1 1.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 1 1 2 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Five Reasons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz.

Repost if you agree to at least three statements.

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To Serve and Protect by rrraaachel reviews
Bloodlines told from Rose's POV. Rose thought her life would return to normal after Lissa assumed the throne, but nothing is ever simple for Rose and her friends. The weeks following Lissa's ascension are filled with love, magic, and blood. Follow Rose as she faces down assassins, spirit users, and college exam week. Prequel to "To Forgive and Forget."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,479 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/27 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Lissa D. - Complete
A Reversed Fairy Tail by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
I really haven't got anything for this. But basically, Team Natsu Other Fairy Tail mages run into themselves, but they're all the opposite gender. Better than it sounds. Please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2014
A Trip to Remember: Revamped by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
The Cullens have decided to take a holiday following the events of Breaking Dawn, so head for two weeks of relaxation and, er, sun. The Vampire Academy also decide to take a break from the stresful, day to day activites of their lives. Orginally Loz191's story, but she gave it to me after she suffered severe writers block.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Rose H.
Strangers in Earthland by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex
Two girls somehow end up in Earthland, home of the mage guild Fairy Tail. What happens will hopefully end in laughter, fun and a large dab of craziness. Please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,931 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Skulduggery's and Friends 10 Favourite Adventures by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
Skulduggery's and Friends 10 favourite adventures is basically what it is. 10 oneshots filled with laughter, mayham and healthy does of magic and Skulduggery wit. Simple as that. Please R&R. Full title inside. *Complete*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Inheritance- Book 4 by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
The Varden are continuing on to Urubaen, where they hope to defeat the Evil King. An ending to the epic cycle in which we find if Eragon can defeat his most dangerous foe...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,901 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira
Allegiant Alternate Ending by Addictedtoscifi reviews
**Spoilers** Tris lives, but someone else must make the ultimate sacrifice to stop the Bureau's plan to reset the entire city... Covers chapters 45 to the end of the book (Now Complete).
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Caleb P. - Complete
What If by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie have somehow gone back in time, to the days of the war with Mevolent. Faced with a choice, Skulduggery disappears, and Valkyrie must team up with his living self in order to find him before he does something stupid.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
When Skulduggery Met Ghastly by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
The threat of Pirates is very real, so Skulduggery sets out with Dexter Vex to eliminate them. Along the way, a scarred, boxing tailor joins them. *Complete*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., Dexter V. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfic- Redone by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
It's back. You'r favourite chatroom fanfic is back and has been redone to suit the picky rules of fanfiction. So enjoy. The same chapters, but different. Please read and review.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Don't Mention the Word Vampire by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
What happens when the Vampire Acadmey crew meet up with the people who have saved the world multiple times? Thats right, none other than our favourite detecting pair, Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain. Madness ensures as Rose and Lissa, as well as the others, help Skulduggery and Valkyrie solve yet another mystery. Set after Kindom of the Wicked and Last Sacrafice. Please R&R.
Crossover - Vampire Academy & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Rose H., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Revenge by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
A murder. Nothing unusual in the day to day lives of Valkryie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant. But when the killer seems to be targeting the Elders of Sanctuary's around the world, it becomes a race to save the lives of two Elder Mages close to them. A collaberation between llamalovesdragons and September Silver. Please R&R.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Cedie by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
After the Varden captured Feinster, tensions run high in Belatona. And a young girl named Cedie gets a stone from a travelling merchant, a stone that an old man claims is a dragon egg... Set between Brisingr and Inheritance. Please read and review.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
Immortal Souls by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
Sequel to A bad Birthday, contains no spoilers, but if you haven't read it, it would be best to read chapter 15. Tanith is back and Skulduggery and Valkyrie have to find a way to rid her of the Remment, while keeping the balance of the world in check. You know, business as usual. Please R&R
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Leo's Logic by DiamondRainbows reviews
Derpy title. Basically, a Kinana x Cobra Kinabra AU oneshot. References to different characters... I was hoping to make it lighthearted but I can't with this couple so there might be angst and stuff. Have fun : Oh, it has nothing to do with Loke, by the way. ..Just thought I'd mention it...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Cobra/Erik, Kinana/Cubelios - Complete
A Bad Birthday by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
Skulduggery's really bad birthday. All there is to it. please R&R *Complete*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The TwiSkul Saga, A Twilight Spoof With Valduggery by Sabrina Sparrow reviews
What's a girl to do when she's bored? She takes her fave book - Skulduggery Pleanant - and a film that is easy to poke harmless fun at - Twilight - and she combines them! Add in an extra helping of Valduggery, and bada-bing-bada-boom! The TwiSkul Saga!
Crossover - Twilight & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,223 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
Destined? by Mr. Reckless reviews
When the Drakes recieve a box holding the Drake Chronicles and a note, they decide to read them together. It's set a year before Hearts at Stake/MLLB. For Mrs Lucky Drake. R&R because I'll send you a pony because I am nice *CHAPTER 4 UP!*
Drake Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Lucy, Nicholas
The Cradle of Hope by steffy2106 reviews
Sequel of My Vampire Academy 'Spirit Bound: Redemption' Story.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,247 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Last Sacrifice: The Ultimate Choice by steffy2106 reviews
My own version of 'Last Sacrifice'. Starts just where Spirit Bound left off. Rated T but might contain one or two M chapters later in the story. Please Read & Review :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,975 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Let the 104th Hunger Games Begin! by HilaryDroxursox reviews
Totally AU. What if the revolution had been lost? The Hunger Games would have continued, right? This story is from the POV of Iris Mellark, the daughter of Peeta and Katniss and she might just end up in the middle of the most exciting Hunger Games yet.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012
The Sims by Doggett.Rules reviews
I own nothing NCIS. The team are sat working in the bullpen apart from Tony. He is playing a game on his computer and trouble follows his actions.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
New Beginnings by DaughterofLuthien reviews
Hurtled fresh from the Time War, the TARDIS lands the shell-shocked time lord outside a bar somewhere in the continental US. A bar currently being visited by a certain hunter. Tired and war-weary, Doctor tries something new: he goes in and he has a drink
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 9th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
All's Fair in Love, War, and Forks by lollipop31398 reviews
Basically Rose, Lissa, Christian, and Adrian go to Forks and enroll at Forks high where they meet the Cullens. I know i suck at summaries so just read it please.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Alice, Rose H.
Interview Insanity by Cactus Luv reviews
On the set of "What The Hell Happened", the first TV show to welcome the book characters and actors to meet and interact in a seemingly positive, we see how our beloved actors and characters react when meeting each other. Most likely not in a good way.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2011
the secret by nessieforever21 reviews
After nm. Bella has a secret. She Damon and Stephan Salvatore's little sister. But Edward left before she could tell them. When Victora comes after her, she finds her brothers and asks for help. What happens when she see's the Cullens.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella
VA Games Night by SarahandBabees reviews
Some of our favorite VA characters decide to do games night. Just really random stuff set in Shadow Kiss sorta. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010
St Vladimir's gets AIM by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Rose is having sex with drawls, its Lissa's time of the month, Jesus is coming, Adrian's joining a Hindu Temple, Christian wants baby unicorns, Eddie loves green cheese and more...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Worst Prince Plot Ever by Renisca reviews
Tom Quincy Prince isn't very good at getting what he wants - which makes logical sense, considering he doesn't have any idea what he wants.
Surviving High School - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Tom Prince, Kim
Nightlight: A Twilight Parody by OMGLOOKBEHINDYOU reviews
Stella Goose isn't happy when she moves to Sporks, Washington to live with her grandfather. She makes new friends, but all is not well. The creepy, unpopular Edworm Sullen begins stalking her, and she learns his humiliating secret. And he learns hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life Goes On by Soccersnaz6 reviews
About 5 years after Last Sacrifice... Just kinda fluff... Not much of a plot yet.. Maybe later though? Enjoy! : By the way, I suck at summaries soooo the story is a lot better.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
You Mean The World To Me BCH! by ana1210 reviews
Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha, but when they return for Christian's and Lissa's Wedding what will Rose do? Will they hook up or will Rose stay with Adrian.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,641 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by FlyingVamp1998 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. The Cullen family are back in town and they have a little run in with some guardians and, consequently, a few moroi. My first fic, in the process of being edited.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Pretty Much The Same by XxHollywood VampirexX reviews
Ash is the daughter of Rose and Dimitri. Not knowing who her father is, Dimitri and Tasha come to visit. Will all hell break loose when she finds out? Will Rose ever forgive Dimitri? Will Ash lose everyone she loves in the process? On HIATUS!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,508 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Twilight Marked adopted from NotSoSlightlyCrazy by bellaboot reviews
ADOPTED! During NM Bella gets Marked and sent to the Tulsa House of Night and becomes friends with Zoey and the gang. But, what happens when the Cullens show up? And Jake? B/? AU a little OOC
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009
Twilight Rewrite by rmahran reviews
It's a re-write. And a lot is going to be changed. A LOT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Secrets, Love, & Lies by DarkDaughter1318 reviews
Dimitri disappeared after he slept with Rose, only to leave her with a bit of a surprise, a beautiful baby girl. Lissa's about to be crowned queen, only adding to Rose's stress, but what happens when Dimitri returns to find Rose with a child?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 117,059 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Games and More Games by shape-witch reviews
The gang gets together to play games such as Charades, Card Games, Maybe some Truth or Dare, and Board Games... Rated T for language just to be on the safe side
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fifteen Again by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Someone puts a spell on Rose and Lissa and they revert back to their fifteen year old selves. They've never heard of Spirit or seen a Strigoi. They run away again. Will their men be able to save them? What if 15 year old Rose prefers a badboy like Adrian?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,564 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
What You Didn't Know by shape-witch reviews
The stories that are referred to in the series but not elaborated on...aka what you didn't know... I.E. Rose and Lissa meeting in kindergarden
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010
Your Vampires? by NicoleClark123456 reviews
Rose and Lissa are new student at Forks high. Dimitri is the new p.e teacher. add school work, detention, the school dance, cullens to the mix and to top that off both types of vampires decide to reveal themselves to the humans!Read 2 see wat happens R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
He's a fairy! by Starksarrowgirl reviews
What happens if you put Edward Cullen in a room with Ash, Quinn, Poppy, and James? Trouble for Edward! Oneshot!
Crossover - Twilight & Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Ash R. - Complete
VA Fan Mail by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
**ON HOLD** Write letters to the cast of VA and see their responses in the next chapter! Interactive story so leave your letters in the form of PM or review. Write to a dhampir, Moroi, Strigoi, Alchemist, human, etc.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Reading Twilight by I-make-you-LOL reviews
A select few Vampire Academy characters get together to read Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Fourth Kind by DimkaxXxRoza reviews
What happens when Rose, Dimitri, along with Lissa and Christian, go to Forks, Washington to see if the rumors of large amounts of strigoi living there are true, and find that these rumors are about a group called the Cullen Family? Find out!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Rose H.
Forever Bound by banana21yeh reviews
Rose Hathaway and Lissa are on the run from their true loves who want to 'awaken' them. Edwards still searching for his true love. What happens when these two vampire clans come together? Love/heartbreak/war/tragedy. Some lemons.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,069 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Rose H. - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
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Vampire AcademyBloodlines Fan Mail reviews
Have you ever wanted to write to your favourite characters but then realised you couldn't because they were fictional? Well wish no more. Now you can write to your favourite characters and only look a little crazy. DISCLAIMER I dont own VA or Bloodlines
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012
A trip to Remember reviews
What happens when the characters from Twilight and the characters from Vampire go on a vaction in the same place? Will a fight break out or will there be peace? Read to find out.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Bella, Rose H.
I'm Sick of Knowing What you did Last Summer! reviews
What happens when 3 teenagers are obsessed with I Know What You Did Last Summer so much so, that they write a parody? Well here is your answer. WARNING contains sexual references and explicit course language... well kinda.
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Julie J., Ben W.
Bella's a vampire? reviews
What happens when Edward thinks Bella is cheating on him? Little does Edward Know Bella is really a vampire and the two guys he saw in the photo are Bella's brothers, Damon and Stefan Salvatore. Bella runs away to Mystic falls, will Elena get jealous? R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Damon
A choice reviews
Dimitri left Rose and shes pregnant. It's now been 7 years since Dimitri left and Rose is happilly married, to Adrian but will seeing Dimitri again spark thier old flame? You decide. R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rose H.
Vampire Academy Therapy reviews
What happens when Rose is forced to run therapy sessions along with her friends...and Stan? Some funny stuff thats what. Fill out a form to get started! This story is also written by Natroxz...BFFL! Rated teen just to make sure :P
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
HoN MSN reviews
Ok me and my friend got really bored one day and decided to pretend we were house of night characters. Its better then it sounds please read -puppy dog eyes-
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Jack T., Erin B.