Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, House of Night, Vampire Academy, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Vampire Diaries.
A Trip to Remember :Revamped: by llamalovesdragons
Hacked (not by her amazing bestie and wife Zoe): I am a bad, bad friend who doesn't read her tots amazing fanfics. But being the awesome person she is, she forgave me, even though I don't deserve that. The only other thing I do for her is advertise one of her fanfics. I should make a vow to be a better friend and read them and review them every chapter, even the ones I have no idea what they are about.
Zoe: Awww... Flecity, you're too kind to me. I agree with all of the above.
i love my bestie Natroxz :D she is awesome and i think i should give her my V.A books and ipod touch :D also i need to tell the world something... I LOVE BEN JENNER , WILL YOU MARRY ME???
Omg natasha! Ben's my ki8nky bauddie but i dont want to marry him, hes my father -.- besides i married zoe ILY ZOE!!!
If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile
- If you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile
- If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile
- If you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this
- If vampires are real, post it
- If you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!
- If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.
- If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
- If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
- If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
- If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
- If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile.
- Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
- If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile
- Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
- 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
- 92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
- If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.
- If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.
- If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.
- If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile
- I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, Amberlee 4495,Vicki_Rose_Belikov, Loz191
- Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
- If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.
- If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.
- If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.
- If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
- If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
- If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
- If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
- 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
- If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
- If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
- If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
- My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
- If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
- If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." :o)
- If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
- If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
- If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
- If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
- If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
- If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
- If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
- If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
- If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
- If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
- If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
- If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is When you Talk to yourself In Wal- Mart. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Dimitri Belikov is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Bloom. Crazy is when you honestly believe Dimitri exists. Crazy is when you try to mimic Rose, and look up St. Vladimir's. Crazy is when you utterly hate Rose for stealing your Dimitri. Crazy is when you want to make a fan fic of a fan fic. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Would comfort you if you got raped.
BEST FRIENDS: would make sure the rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.
FRIENDS: ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.
BEST FRIENDS: get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.
FRIENDS: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.
BEST FRIENDS: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.
FRIENDS: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.
BEST FRIENDS: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.
FRIENDS: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
You Might Be An Author If...
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You know you live in 2010 when:
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.
15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-I never knock on Death's door. I ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, then screw the apple!
-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak (or type).
-Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
-I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies without flinching, but then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
-Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
-Officer, hold my beer while I find my license.
-Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
-I swear I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
-The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
-My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
-Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
-I Love My New Jacket. Its White, It has Long Sleeves, It lets me Hug Myself, I cant Hurt Myself (Unless i headbutt a wall) and It buckles Up Nicley. HEHEHEHE :)
-I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.
-How's my ATTITUDE? Call 1-800-BITE-ME!!
-The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
-Their were a batch of muffins in the oven, one of the muffins said man its hot in here, the second muffin replied, HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN
-I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
-Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's
-someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)
-Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up
-Global Warming will kill everyone. The first one to be killed was my snowman. RIP big guy, we'll all miss ya!
-...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.
-Okay, so a 100 odd year old vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Right, Yes. Nothing at all perverted about that
-if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.
-I'm sick n tired of gettin told off, for the last time it wasn't me, Drop Dead Fred did it!
-They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
-Apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home
-Some people say I have A.D.D, I say--look there's a chicken
-When a Telemarketer calls, Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
-Ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P
-I Have PMS And A Handgun, ANY QUESTIONS ?
-WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!
-Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???
-Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me
-Dear Jacob,I win!Edward.Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win! Love Jacob!
-"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen
-What is that god awful wet dog smell - Alice Cullen
-I'm joining the pack tomorrow. Jacobs pack. That's right. be jealous of me. I'm a werewolf and your a MORTAL!
-We are best friends:when you cry i cry when you laugh i laugh when you say JACOB is gay, i will hunt you down and KILL you
-I would jump off a Cliff if it ment that Taylor Lautner would come save me any day!
-Not obsessed with Twilight, Just totally in love with Jacob Black! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!
-Its so cold...Jacob where are you!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
26 Things My Mother Taught Me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about the ENVIRONMENT.
26. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
Stop child abuse now!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
My name is Sarah
Child Abuse,Make it stop!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Felicity
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Felizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Red Penguin
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Brooke Delacombe
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Kenfesen
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsi
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Enehmle
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Maurise
6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Charlee
7. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your first pet and the name of your first street name): Ginger Keon
List 10 of your favorite (write book here) VAMPIRE ACADEMY characters:
1. Rosemarie Hathaway
2. Jill Dragomir :D
3. Adrian Ivashkov
4. Dimitri Belikov
5. Vasilissa Dragomir
6. Christian Ozera
7. Eddie Castile
8. Mia Rinaldi
9. Mason Ashford
10. Natasha Ozera
What would you say or do if…
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Random VA thing
Who introduced you to the books?
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Are you most looking forward to: Bloodlines(Vampire Academy spin off), Afterlife (Evernight series) or The 4th Vampire Diaries: The Return book?
The 4th Vampire Diaries: The Return book (I just read the 3rd one and I wanna know what happens!)
What's your dream ending to the series?
Well I know the end but I think Eddie and Mia should get together and Sydney and Adrian and I want Jill to settle into court life and I want rose and Lissa to have their bond back -.-
Who is your favourite character?
Who's your favourite Dhampir?
Who’s your favourite moroi?
What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?
If you screw with me I’ll screw you right back – Mia Rinaldi, Vampire Academy
What was your favourite Rose and Adrian moment?
When they're in her bedroom at court ;)
How about your favourite Lissa and Rose moment?
When Lissa figures out that Rose loves Dimitri
What was your favourite adventure/battle?
When Rose and Christian teamed up to kill Strigoi in Shadow Kiss
Which book cover was your favourite?
Are these books among your favourite books of all?
This or That?
Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
DIMITRI NOW! Wasn’t sure before
Who do you like more:
Rose or Dimitri?
Rose or Adrian?
Rose or Lissa?
Lissa or Adrian?
Um Adrian sorry Lissa!
Rose or Mia?
Christian or Lissa?
Christian, again sorry Lissa
Christian or Dimitri?
Kirova or Alberta?
Adrian or Christian?
Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Lissa or Mia?
Eddie or Mason?
Anna or Vladimir?
Adrian or Mason?
Eddie or Christian?
Eddie or Adrian?
Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?
Nathan cos victor was trying to help the moroi when he did what he did whereas Nathan is just evil and strigoi and victor is now dead so...
Moroi or Dhampir?
Obama or McCain?
Sarah or Joe?
Wtf this got random fast
1. Rose Hathaway
2. Christian Ozera
3. Emmett Cullen
4. Dimitri Belikov
5. Rosalie Hale
6. Carlisle Cullen
7. Bella Swan
8. Edward Cullen
9. Masen Ashford
10. Lissa Dragomir
11. Alice Cullen
12. Jacob Black
13. Sydney the Alchemist
14. Jasper Hale
What if 14 and 4 got together?
Hahahaha ew well they’re both dark and broody but I think Alice and Rose would have something to say
What if 14 hooked up with 8?
Hahahaha I’ve read a fanfic where that happened
What if 12 and 10 got together?
Um...awkward cos they're like totally different personalities
What if 14 and 2 hooked up?
Hahahahaha run for your lives!!!! But seriously wtf is with it being jasper all the time
What if 10 and 6 got together?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg jasper would kill Carlisle hahahaha
What if 1 and 9 hooked up?
Well they kinda did but rose would end up hurting him again so :(
What if 3 was in the same book as 5?
Well they are so...
What if 11 and 8 hooked up?
It seems entirely possible what with them being so close and all
What if 9 and 11 hooked up?
Hahahahahahahahaha jazz would so kick masons butt...hahahahaha
What if 14 and 3 hooked up?
Hahahahaha...ew that's happened in a fanfic I've read as well
What if 1 and 2 hooked up?
Um how would that go I no they got closer and all but I think Lissa would probably disown rose
What if 3 got 4 pregnant?
Hahahahahahaha...backs away slowly
1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
2. Do you think four is hot?
3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any fics about two?
5. Would four and five make a good couple?
6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
10.Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books?
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
What's your dream ending to the series?
Who is your favorite character?
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
How about your favorite Bella and Alice?
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn(movie) or Midnight Sun(book)?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
THE STORY OF JACK SCH!TT
Jack: It's pronounced "sh!t", don't get it wrong.
Who is Jack Sch!tt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sch!tt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!
Jack is the only son of Awe Sc!htt and O Sch!tt. Awe Sch!tt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Sch!tt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Sch!tt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Sch!tt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Sch!tt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Sch!tt, Bull Sch!tt, and the twins, Deep Sch!tt and Dip Sch!tt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Sch!t married Dumb Sch!tt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Sch!tt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Sch!tt-Sherlock. Dip Sch!tt married Loda Sch!tt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Sch!tt.
Fulla Sch!tt and Giva Sch!tt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Sch!tt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Sch!tt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Sch!tt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Sch!tt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Sch!tt!", you can correct them.
1) New York City has 11 letters.
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 65 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 1 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 1 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi- jacked planes was 254. 25 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 5 4 = 1 1.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 1 1 2 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Five Reasons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz.
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