KunroiBlossom
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Joined 05-09-10, id: 2357060, Profile Updated: 12-29-11
Author has written 2 stories for Shugo Chara!, and Hellsing.

Hey guys?

I'm sorry about this but I wont be posting for about 2-4 years. I transfered from my other layed back co-ed school to an all-girls school with high standards. Due to this, I've had to study hard for the past year.

I've also got many GCSEs and A-Levels to study for and becuase I have a high goal for the future, I really wanna get this right and not fool around. But I promise that some day I'll be more active. Perhaps not with this account but if I do switch accounts, I'll be sure to tell you!

My life dream is so unf. It's impossible. So if I know that, then why do I still yearn to reach it? Even if it were just to lightly brush my fingers onto it. To feel what it's like to finally be proud of myself insted of always underacheiving to what I've wanted. It's like trying to make love with Zack Fair. It sounds awesome but impossible. Still. Unf. Zack, get in my bed. Go, go now.

Oh, right. Account on hitatus. Anyway, as I wrote above, I'll be back in a couple of years time.

Yours truthfully,

KunoriBlossom - Over and out.

2009 November 5th

Two years down! Two more to go!

I will always love you guys!


Hey guys! As you know that up there was posted about 2 years ago! Which means that little by little, I'm getting time to myself again! Now I have a new account but I'm just a tad to lazy to clean all this up on my profile so I'll just leave it here~! Now, the link below is the link to my new account. Give it a look and send me a message telling me (preferably on this account) if you want me to re-write MidNight Accident because right now I'm thinking of stopping it permanently and start writing other things. But don't you worry readers of 'His Dark Angel Love'! I'll still be updating that on here! So please gimme a message if you want me to continue MNA!

HeavensPhoenixBlossom


How about a little about me?

My favourite color(s): Teal, blood red, light blue, bubblegum pink, azure blue and violet.

Books I read: Fruits basket, full moon wo sagashite, Death note, the melancholy of Haruhi Haruhi Suzumiya, Hayate no gotoku, Hatsune Mix!, Gakuen alice, Kamichama karin (Chu), Lucky star pocket travelers, +Anima... And lots more...

Animes I'm into: Lucky star, Zero no Tsukaima, Shugo chara, Gakuen alice, Kamichama karin, Marimite, Maburaho, Lamune, Love love?, Full moon, Sengoku Basara (Wo Sigashite)... Lots more of that too

Favourite couples: YukiMasa, LuMasa, AmUto, Naruhina, Sasusaku, Narusaku, Takuto.

Favourite Games: Warriors Orochi, Samurai Warriors, Dynasty Warriors, Tekken, Tales of Eternia (PSP), Final Fantasy XIII


Best Pairings EVAH

HopeRai= Hope Estheim X Lightning 'Claire' Farron [Final Fantasy XIII] (OTP for life :D)

CloudLight= Lightning/Claire Farron X Cloud Strife [Final Fantasy Series (VII & XIII)] ( P-please don't hate me! Ohoho, the irony, Lightning Cloud :3 )

HopeSnow= Hope Estheim X Snow Villers [Final Fantasy XIII]

ClAck= Cloud Strife X Zack Fair [Final Fantasy VII]

YukiMasa= Sanada Yukimura X Date Masamune [Sengoku Basara]

LuMasa=Lu Xun X Date Masamune [Warriors Orochi]

Amuto=Amu Himamori X Ikuto Tsukiyomi [Shugo Chara]

Naruhina=Naruto Umazaki X Hinata Hyuga [Naruto]

Sasusaku=Sasuke Uchiha X Sakura Haruno [Naruto]

NaruSaku=Naruto Umazaki X Sakura Haruno [Naruto]

Takuto=Tadase Hotori X Ikuto Tsukiyomi [Shugo Chara]


Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight


Current obsession:

~Final Fantasy XIII [Game]

Final Fantasy XIII-2 ( Can't wait for it's release in the UK!)

Final Fantasy Versus XIII ( Better start saving D: )

Final Fantasy VII


Posted Fanfictions:


Titile: 'MidNight Accident'

Status: In-Progress

Summary: Ikuto And Amu have problems and need somewhere to cool off. They meet at the park and a huge accident happens that may change both their relationships forever...

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Shugo Chara

Language: English

Tags: Romance/Tradegy

Main(ish) Character(s): Amu H. & Ikuto T.

Rating: T

All Links for this story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btLf-2rkmBU

La cantarella, Violin cover. What Ikuto was playing in chapter 1 of 'Mid-Night Accident


Title: 'His dark angel love;

Status: In-Progress

Summary: Almost 18 years later in a quaint little home on the edge of town said girl was about to start on an adventure that no one could of guessed would happen in the sleepy side town of Ravenbridge.

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Hellsing

Language: English

Tags: --Apparently None at the moment--

Main(ish) Character(s): Alexandria

Rating: T

All links for this story:

P.S: I (KunoriBlossom) Did NOT write this story. A friend of mine asked me to upload it for her! :) All hail the awesome writer by the pen name of Silver!


Future Possibilities:

Title: You're so close to me, yet so far away

Statas: Planning

Summaray: Amu Hinamori is an obedient girl and works herself for her school tuition. Guess where she works? A care home for children. But why can't her parents pay for her school tuition? Well, at the moment they live in Europe but sometimes they come over to visit on holidays. Over the pass few years that she has worked for the care home, she's made so many friends. But what happens when A mysterious boy comes and works for community service?

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Shugo chara

Launguage: English

Main(ish) Character(s): Amu H. & Ikuto T.

Tags: Romance

Rating: T

Links:


Title: A taste of parenting

Statas: Planning

Summaray: One afternoon, two best friends of Seiyo High School; Amu Hinamori And Ikuto Tsukiyomi- go home as they always do. The two youngsters live in the same house together. It's raining that afternoon and the two friends find something -or rather someone- that needs taking care of. As Amu and Ikuto take care of this young child, what events will happen as they get a taste of parenting?

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Shugo chara

Launguage: English

Main(ish) Character(s): Amu H. & Ikuto T.

Tags: Romance

Rating: T

Links:


Title: Never underestimate a girl

Statas: Planning

Summaray: Amu Hinamori is a girl with a body that no teenage girl would want. She has no friends and is endlessly made fun of by the popular people of the school. So what happens when Amu saves Utau, Rima and Yaya- three of the populars - from and incident and the girls decide to change Amu?

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Shugo chara

Launguage: English

Main(ish) Character(s): Amu H. & Ikuto T.

Tags: Romance

Rating: T

Links:


Title: The crewl world of being kind

Statas: Planning

Summaray: The Chara Kingdom is bankrupt and the royal family are desparate to gain some money for their people. Amu Hinamori is the princess and her servant be Ikuto Tsukiyomi. As the years go by, Amu realises her love for Ikuto and Ikuto the same time, realises his true feelings for his fair lady. But what happenes when Tsumugu and Midori tell Amu that she's to marry Tadase Hotori, the prince of the Shugo Kingdom?

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Shugo chara

Launguage: English

Main(ish) Character(s): Amu H. & Ikuto T.

Tags: Romance

Rating: T

Links:


Title: A chara and its master

Statas: Planning

Summaray: Amu Hinamori Is just another girl in high school. She's considered as a 'looser' but is friends secretly with 3 of the popular girls. Ikuto is one of the populars and has every girl in school wrapped around his slender finger. One bright morning, Nikaidou sensei announces that his class will have a new student. She has 4 charas but never shows her face. What will happen to this p

oor girl when Ikuto gets interested?

Story Type: Normal

Anime: Shugo chara

Launguage: English

Main(ish) Character(s): Amu H. & Ikuto T.

Tags: Romance

Rating: T

Links:


Pick 7 shugo chara characters and number them.

You all live in the same house.

1.Amu

2.Tadase

3.Ikuto

4.Nagihko

5.Utau

6.Kukai

7.Yaya

1. The locks on the toilets are broken.

A: Who broke them?

B: Number 6 walks into number 5 in the toilet while number 5 is about to pee. Which would scream first?

Kukai broke them... And obiously number 5 would scream first!

2. Number 4 and number 7 announce that their a couple now. Who would to what?

Amu would be like: "WHA?!" Tadase would say; "Congratulations!" Ikuto? I guess like: "Kiddy love is useless~" Utau will just... I guess be silent. And Kukai will have his arms round both of Nagi's and Yaya's necks and be like: "CONGRATS YOU GUYZZ!"

3. You find number 1 and 2 in bed... Together... Naked... What happens?

They won't~ Ikuto would have killed Tadase before he would look at Amu =]

5. Number 3 and number 5 have a fight. Who wins?

UTAU! Gal powah! ;D

6. I've just skipped number 4. Who is the first to realize?

NAGI~ ^_^

7. Number 7 is dared to kiss number 6. Will he/she do it?

No... She'll cry on the floor Shouting/crying; "I DUN WANNA PLAY THIS GAMEE!!!!! AMU-CHII? YOU DO IT!"

8. 3 kisses number 6 in front of everyone. What's their reactions?

Amu would be like: "...NAGI! WHERES THE CAMERA?!" Tadase would probably say: "o_o|| Onii-Tan..." Nagi...Umm like: "I CAN'T FIND IT! AMU! HELP ME LOOK FOR IT! NOW! NOW! NOWWWWW!" Utau: "=_=;; drunk after just 3 shots of JD? Pathetic~" And yaya i think: "It's a grown-up's world..."


>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.


~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.


Copy and paste if you like adding lines! XD


If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. Date Masamune, Sanada Yukimura, Wang Taigong, Xun Lu, Tsukiyomi Ikuto, Kiryuu Zero, Sohma Kyo, Inuyasha, Souma Kukai, Hitachiin Hikaru, Hitachiin Kaoru, Suoh Tamaki, Hunny, Saito, Takuto, Izumi, Natsune Hyuuga, Kazune and Nagihko Fujasaki.

If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...?

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile. (I lost count of how many times...)

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.


If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


if you think rap is the most awfullest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile


Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug! girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take off my helmet put it on yourself? It's bugging me.


(In the paper next morning)
A motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his brakes went out but he did not want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much, copy this to your page.


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you thought this was sad, paste this on your profile.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
repost please
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site)


Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you are~~AGAINST CHILD ABUSE ~~ baCk iT uPP ~XxX Child Abuse XxX~

COPY AND PASTE INTO PROFILE(No. I am not a victim of child abuse. But this story really moved me. If you wanna make a difference like I'm trying to, Copy&Paste this to your profile.)

This made me cry...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day) KunoriBlossom (Y-Yeah... I'm scared of my stairs now...)



FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

Put this on your profile if you hate it when people judge others because of their sexuality.


Repost this if you agree

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


GUYS ARE STUPID!

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.


How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara!
(BOLDED ones are the ones that I follow)

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic.

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese.

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers.

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled.

7. You have all the books.

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay. (Utau's CD single)

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public. (I actually have bought the lock and key from an anime con =D I did it on the grass outside and a whole lot of others did it with me XD)

11. You have charas. (I wish =P)

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture.

13. You can name all the characters from memory.

14. You have seen all the episodes.

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters. (Amulet Daia)

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show.

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical. (It already is~)

19. You can do Bala-Balance.

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile.


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"


Hey, wanna learn Chinese in 5 minutes? Well, read this. But you need to read it out loud!

1) That's not right -- Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me, ASAP -- Kum Hia

4) Stupid man -- Dum Fuk

5) Small horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped my knee on the coffee table -- Ai bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift -- Chin Tu fat

9) It's very dark in here -- Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone -- No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Cum Nao

13) Staying out of sight -- Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive -- Yu Stink Ki Pu

16) Great -- Fa Kin Su Pah

Copy and paste this is you laughed =)


Questions

Updated on Febuary 6th 2011

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

"Even if that means hurting you, or worse."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My red violin case

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The girl who travelled through time

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Action Man?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

OH! 6:56 Pm! SSSOOOOOOOO CCCLLLOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEE! X3

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV in my brother's room... And my phone. Hey! My phone's ringing!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today at around 2:00pm I had to buy my little sister some medicine

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

-Whispers- Pictures of Masamune and Yukimura being the adorable yaoi couple they are ^o^

9. What are you wearing?

A tainted red dress shirt, a black mid-thigh length dress, black over-the-knee sock with a red ribbon on the top, a red hairclip and an amulet heart humptey lock.

10. Did you dream last night?

(This wasn't really a good dream...) I dreamt that I was running away from somepeople and this group of people came with me to run. I don't know who they were. I didn't really see their faces. But I saw all of them being killed one by one. One died on a mine field, the other died of a snake bite, the next died from falling off a very high platform then I died but I don't remember how.

11. When did you last laugh?

When my brother came in my room with a load of 20 pound notes that all made up 3.5K and he told be that he sold his car. (I laughed becasue I didn't beleive him... Oh how wrong I was...)

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Lucky star poster, Ikuto playing the violin poster, Sakura cardcaptor poster and what looks like a spider... oh, wait no. It's a woodlouse... GREAT! D:

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I dunno if a cloud that looks like a turd counts...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh. Passes the time :3

15. What is the last film you saw?

DUH~ The girl who travelled though time!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

One of very single Sengoku Basara merchensice there is... Well... Maby just two of each... Or all of them...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I saw my brother toutch himself at night once. *shudders*

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd raise the pay of Nurses, prters, dentists and doctors by deducting them from foreighn welfares... Why do you think I con't go to the Anime expo anymore? Yes, because foreighers without jobs are getting like 50% of what's supposed to be my dad & Step Mother's hard work... I mean, them guys save lives literally every day and they are why your cousin who used to have canser is still alive. Their the reason you had your first loot from the tooth fairy instead of having a terrible tooth pain...

19. Do you like to dance?

Hnm... Hare Hare Yukai... Love and Joy... Motokke sailor Fuku... Stuff like that.

20. George Bush:

Who now? :3 Ohhh. You mean that guy that lives in the real small house just across the street? Oh, he's okay.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

...Kunori Junior! :D Nahh, only joking. Asusa!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Aaron or Ace (I like the letter a)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depends on where. Japan... Probabbly... Back to Phillipines? Maby not. Too hot =w=

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

"Turn left at the second turn then at the end of the path you turn right. The first door to your right is where your mother is,"


If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be Fucking them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(lol)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (...)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actual Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) .Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise. Crazy is when you put up your hand in class and hout out 'MOON PRISM POWER' instead of your answer because you frogot it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list


Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

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If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, KunoriBlossom,

Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are against real fur on clothing then PLEASE put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, KunoriBlossom,

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal/yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love pocky, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE NOW!

If you think squirrels will some day take over the world copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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What Happens Behind Closed Doors by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: Remember that episode where Train turned into a kid and when he turned back to his normal size after that shower? Well what happens when our daring little Princess gets curious and Train accidentally walks in on her on bath time.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Eve, Train H. - Complete
All Abord The Wild Train Ride by BadButt94 reviews
It's Valentine's weekend. Sven gets a valentine and leaves Train with Eve for the night. I wonders what happens next.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eve, Train H. - Complete
But We Have Nothing in Common by lemoncube reviews
Action-packed school adventures.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kasuga, S. Sasuke
To A Love Proclaimed by Glorious Burden reviews
A SaitoxLouise lemon. Couldn't find better titles for this but oh well. Don't like lemons, turn back! Read 'n review please, if you don't mind!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Saito, Louise - Complete
Sanctuary by Blood-Thirsty-Zero reviews
One-shot/ Naruto is feared more and more as he gets more powerful. He's an outcast who must be watched and kept at arms-length. Sakura, finally deciding she doesn't care what others think, decides she wants to confess her love to the world. Lemon alert!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Army love by po tah toes reviews
Amu was in the army as a nurse, and ikuto got injured. What happens when 'mom n dad' meet again?There's one thing,"who are you?" Now what will amu and the rest of them do?Who is stopping them.Rated T,amuto,kutau,rimagihiko.salamat,masiyahan basahin mo,po
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 40,151 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Don't Let the Wind Follow by Strike To Incinerate reviews
Kasuga was not always destined to be the bodyguard and spy for Uesugi Kenshin. Once upon a time, she was a princess on the island of Shikoku. An attack on her family's clan ended their rule, and landed her in training to be a shinobi. Kasuga x Sasuke.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kasuga, S. Sasuke
Can I Have This Dance? by ElegyToTheAngels reviews
First fanfiction EVER! Basically, it's about Amu and Ikuto having a picnik, and Ikuto ends up trying to teach Amu how to dance.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Whatever! by MySpecialDream reviews
It's another one of those talk shows with the characters of Shugo Chara but i need questions and dares. You have to read! Its super funny!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Limitless Love Tsukiyomi by Scattered Kaleidoscope reviews
Before the Guardians, before the Charas...Before it all..They were only kids. M for implied sex. AMUTO FTW.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Amuto One Shots by OhmyBelle reviews
Many Amuto one shots, I was to lazy to post because of renewing Guidelines. So I'm compacting them in the same place. Stories go from K to M, ratings will be posted on the top of the story. Enjoy
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Be My Valentine, Amu by NoOneKnows97 reviews
It has been months since Amu and Ikuto finally realize their love for each. What will happen when it is Valentine's Day? Will Amu and Ikuto say their love for each other or will their love be left unspoken? Please read to find out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
My saviour by ikutos-kitten reviews
This came about when i read M rated amuto fanfiction basically tadase attacks Amu and our favourite perverted cat eared cosplayer is there to spring to her rescue...M for implied rape...i suck at summaries XD
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
Who I Truly Love by Cui reviews
Ikuto is living with Amu in secret, Tadase has finally confessed his love to Amu, Nikaido-sensei is acting weird, and Amu has finally realized who she truly loves! this story may turn into some lovely lemonade...XD takes place bw ep 23-26 of Doki
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Who's your man? by ChisaMaxx reviews
Amu is a tomboy who was tired of reality so she enrolled for Academy Of Entertainment. Seeing that all the spots for girls were filled she must go as a boy and went by the name Amuto. So now she lives with four guys in a luxurious looking dorm.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Art of Seduction by lionetspirit reviews
Ikuto Tsukiyomi has always been the most popular kid and the biggest playboy in school. Now there's a new girl vying for that spot of popularity and his charms don't seem to work on this one! Has he finally met his match? Not if he can help it! Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Ever After by StrawberryMii-Chan reviews
The 17th century version of an AMUTO! Prince Ikuto is rich and spoiled... Amu is a commoner that fascinates Ikuto from the beginnig... Raed M for later chapters
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,168 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Parents for a Day by Natsuya801923 reviews
-oneshot; based on episode 114- Amu's parents have work and leaves Amu to babysit her sister for the day. Ikuto, bored as usual, visits Amu. The two "parents" experience a day of parenthood. “Come on, Mama Amu-chan and Papa Iku-chan!”
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Im inlove with the girl i call my best friend by MahCandyBoo22 reviews
Tsukiyomi Ikuto, a 16 year old hottie,didnt know his best friend that was inlove with him. Not until he discovered the girl he loved was using him. Later, he develops feelings for his friend, but its too late, she no longer loves him.What will he?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009
Butterfly by xXsuccessionofmidnightXx reviews
With a new home and attudie I try to survie in school. But ever since I met Len and Rin Kagamine odd things start to happen. From sick love notes to died butterflies. RATED M JUST TO BE SAFE! Len and Miku
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Len K., Miku H.
The Heart's Soul by Spazzfreeks reviews
Final of amuto trilogy. Summary: When Hollow's Eve kidnaps Ami, Amu and the Guardians go to Europe to find her. But will searching for Ami bring Amu and Ikuto closer together or pull them apart? AMUTO sixteenth chapter up
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,529 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Amu H., Ami H. - Complete
Unlucky Valentine by Kiwik reviews
It's Valentay's Day! Yay, so cliche! Amu is happily making chocolates for her precious prince. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot, it seems...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Kimi ga Ireba by BrokenCheshireCat reviews
I was a fool. You said you loved me and I dismissed it. But now I've grown and you're no longer near. I need to see you...because I love you too." Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - [Amu H., Ikuto T.] - Complete
Through the Years by darknessfollows reviews
My connection to her seemed inevitable and I finally settled for this; patience. She was not always going to be a child after all. I could wait. AMUTO. One-shot.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
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His Dark Angel Love reviews
Almost 18 years later in a quaint little home on the edge of town said girl was about to start on an adventure that no one could of guessed would happen in the sleepy side town of ravenbridge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alucard, Alexander
MidNight Accident reviews
Ikuto And Amu have problems and need somewhere to cool off. They meet at the park and a huge accident happens that may change both their relationships forever...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,533 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.