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Joined 05-09-10, id: 2357095, Profile Updated: 03-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

here are the anime i LOVE

shugo chara

fruit basket

rizelmine-although it was major perverted-

luckystar

inuyasha

naruto

the world god only knows

otoma -something- zakuro

Haruhi Suzumiya

Sailor moon

Kaichou wa maid sama

anyways i adore those anime. i will be making awsome stories! i adore cats and neko boys*coughs-ikuto* aaaaaaaaaand well i am funneh and i will always respond. and when i make a story i Will finish it! i promise! but if a giant teletuby or barny comes to rule the world or eat me than i'm sorry but i will not continue!. and i LOVE AMUTO AND SASUSAKU !!!!!!!!!! thats mostly it. k bye wuv u ppl!

-kitty

girls secretly love a guy who can sing.(MEGA-Turn-On) lol

.Here's something that girls are tought: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you complement a girl...

. Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute".

. When a girl is sarcastic to you, its usually because she likes you, but is afraid to show it. Amu much?

I LOVE CATS so.. IKUTO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem." poor ikuto!

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door

."
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.-

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Random things I'm gonna put in here because I feel like it

I laugh once! Ha! I laugh twice! Ha Ha! I laugh thrice! Ha Ha Ha! (is thrice a word...o.O)

Life is random, well guess what? SO AM I!!

Who else hates chain letters? I hate chain letters! They annoy the crap outta me! I mean, I don't care if some dead girl shows up in my room at midnight trying to kill me, i'll just shoot her and go back to bed.

I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja!

One word: Chocolate

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
"i had some friends in elementary school but as soon as we got into middle school they mysteriously got all giggly and stupid caring only about looks and makeup and clothes and boys

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My blue nail polish

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
obsessed the movie wich was KICK ASS~!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:23

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:28

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The computer buzzing

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Youtube

9. What are you wearing?
Brown shirt and some ripped jeans with socks on

10. Did you dream last night?
Nothing just blackness I HATE THAT MAN!!!!!!

11. When did you last laugh?
When I Tripped and my cuz goes " you fell?" and i go " no i tackled the floor!!" XD

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Justin bieber posters, a taylor swift poster, and twilight posters

13. Seen anything weird lately?
HELL YA! i saw this wierd girl in publics running to a guy and flirting with him - she went running to him it was like ROFLTD- and i could hear everything cuz i was right next to the dude"s car XD and then she told this grandma about it and she didnt even no who she was lmao!!!!

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Fun and weird to answer!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Confessions of a shopoholic - i know i spelled tht wrong-

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Tch, Anime, Manga's, laptop,IPOD, Iphone,GUITARHERO,kitty, a house.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about you.
I'm catgirl -im not kidding-

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Do something about this damned economy.

19. Do you like to dance?
Course i do! but...never in front of anyone.

20. George Bush:
Hate him...never will ever like him..

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
ZOEY!!!!!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ahston

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
umm...maybe maybe not, england or japan.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Welcome to heaven!!!!! i hope you enjoy your stay here because here in heaven Sasuek is going to marry you!!! XDDD

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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║║║╠╗╔╣║║║╔╗╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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║██║ (Put this on your page if u like music)
║(o)║ music
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I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is.
-- Repost this if you agree with it.

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva

~Akatsuki Emoticons~

/_\ Itachi

O.\/ Deidara

\ o.o / Zetsu

-:- Pain (Yahiko)

O_o= Kisame

@ Tobi

-.- Konan

o.o Hidan

--_-- Kakuzu

THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY, SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D

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(¨·.·´¨).I.(¨·.·´¨)
(·.·´·. ¸.·;Love·.¸.·´·.·´)
·.¸.·´ Akastuki ·¸.´
·.¸(¨· Forever·´¨)..·´¸.•´ •.¸¸.•´ •.¸¸.•´ •.¸¸.•

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_ _AKASTUKI_RULES_ _
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║██║ (Put this on your page if u like music)
║(o)║ music
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva

~Akatsuki Emoticons~

/_\ Itachi

O.\/ Deidara

\ o.o / Zetsu

-:- Pain (Yahiko)

O_o= Kisame

@ Tobi

-.- Konan

o.o Hidan

--_-- Kakuzu

THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY, SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D

» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «»
(¨·.·´¨).I.(¨·.·´¨)
(·.·´·. ¸.·;Love·.¸.·´·.·´)
·.¸.·´ Akastuki ·¸.´
·.¸(¨· Forever·´¨)..·´¸.•´ •.¸¸.•´ •.¸¸.•´ •.¸¸.•

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! If you enjoy being insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

People sya that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, Jasmine NAME HERE, RUN!"

You know you are addicted to anime if...

you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.

if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time.

if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns

if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold

if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out.

if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.

if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime

if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun

if you add a surname at the end of everyones name

if you give anime names to your pets

if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name

if you believe that you are a powerful demon

if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin

if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.

if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.

if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)

if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies

if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on

if you think glomps are normal hugs

if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,

if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.

if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page


I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is.
-- Repost this if you agree with it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Fuck off! I cut myself for reasons, so what?! Not EVERYONE does it, you stupid fucking asshole!)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (I actually dye my hair [blue-black] coz of this stereotype, but I always hated being a blonde anyway...)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I wish...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (It's a free country, bitch! Build a bridge, get over it, and then cry me a fucking river if my 'rebelliousness' bothers you so much!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (It's a natural part of life that is unchangeable; you CAN go around hating it, but it won't simply DISAPPEAR for you...)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I'm actually a protestant, but I don't have anything against religion; I just don't want one.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (That's a crock of fucking bull. Only inseneitive bastards like George Bush are like that. No offense people.)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Not that they ever helped any...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Only partially, but I doubt that that will EVER happen... unless I've just hit my high on chocolate.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I DETEST dancing...)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (FUCK SKIRTS! PANTS ALL THE WAY!)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Drugs are disgusting. That is all.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (We have money, yes, but only coz we WORK for it; I doubt half of the rich bitches out there have ever done ANYTHING to gain it...)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Why thank you for noticing!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I wouldn't have a guy hanging off of my arm, PERIOD. Not my thing [asexual]...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (Fuck you.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (The fuck?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (OI! Not all Egyptian's are like that! Go look for the fucking Teleban in Afghanistan, assholes, instead of harrassing these people!)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I actually CARE about my future, unlike SOME.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I dye my hair, yes, but nothing too abnormal... though it does turn navy blue like a certain hubby of mine...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I think it's called 'freedom of expression nowadays...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Guys a better company than chicks, and that's a fact. They pay no attention to criticism.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Just coz they're bigger than all of the people I know, doesn't mean that they are HUMUNGOUS, dickhead!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (As a stated above; freedom to wear whatever the fuck I want.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (If only... gay people are the shit! ;) ...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Do you even KNOW what that word means in conjunction with 'frigid'? Look it up before you decide to judge.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (You were right about the 'violent' part...)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (I'm not particularly attractive, but that's just MEAN.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well... I kind of am a bit... but I am NOT obese or overweight, I tell you now! I ACTUALLY HAVE MEAT ON ME.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Two words for ya; NOT. INTERESTED. What part of 'asexual' don't you get?)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (Why the fuck would I want a boyfriend? They're a waste of time and space. Besides, married to Sasuke-kun!)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I WISH I was Asian... TT^TT)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Bite me! No one on this fucking planet is straight out ONE BREED.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (The fuck man? I'm happy just the way I am, thank you very much, and my friends actually appreciate that.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (Satan is awesome. But by saying that, I am only contradicting this statement... all I can say is that not everyone supports him... like I do..)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (There is always that allocated time for as Guy-sensei would put it "The SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!" -cough- I totally heard him saying that now...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (How fucking DARE you say something about their 'size'?! It's a touchy subject, you douchebags, and it isn't entirely true! X{)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Yes, I hate the sun, and I am an albino, but that doesn't call for criticism!!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I have no real ones, just 'acqaintances.')
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Fuck off! Gay people are still people, and deserve the same rights we get!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (BULLSHIT!! I feel mostly INFERIOR to everyone I know that can draw, coz they're all better than me!! TT^TT)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am anti-social... a social retard... I hate people... in general anyways...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I see London, I see France, I see Sasuke with NO underpants!! XD O///////O)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I speak my mind.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's too long to manage, but I can't wash it all that often for personal reasons... that, and I forget to a lot... when WAS the last time I washed my hair...? About three months ago...? Hmmm, I should SERIOUSLY get back into habit! XD)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (It's legal.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (I am more self-conscious of my body than anything else...)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (WOOT, Naruto FTW!! XD)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay. (I cosplay if anything. And wear boys' clothes. So I can't really successfully 'crossdress' unfortunately... unless I get a sex change... hmmm...)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (The correct terminology for the artform is 'manga' dipshit. Sheesh, and I thought I was behind [not really!! XP]!! XD)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Not really... Sasuke-kun's mah hubby though, so being a raving fangirl would only succeed in pissing him off...)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Fuck that shit, no offense! It's disgusting, but I don't judge if people do!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I have been told that I was above average in some areas, but that doesn't make me fucking Einstein! X{)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt, dumbass!). (I don't look it, even though my parents are mostly full-bloods and have an accent [my mom though, not dad] I unfortunately have the Australian accent to accompany my foreign looks... /_\)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I AM a writer, and I AM emo! What's it to ya?!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (That's just fucked.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (Oh screw off you jerks!)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (It flows through our fucking veins, DIPWEED, and it keeps us alive! What's NOT to like?! That, and it tastes alright...)
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut. (Only to bed, where no one sees...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Everything but the murderer bit... maybe...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (It's EVERYONE'S FAULT, fucktard!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (It just doesn't appeal to me; I'd rather they kept the gay aspects to one side, for people that like it. Though my guilty pleasure is SasukexItachi incest fics... eheheheheh! XD)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Who wants to be stuck with mobs of idiot fanpeople hanging off your arm every waking second of your life? Not me. Though the majority of 'popular' [whatever the true definition of it is] people that I've ever had kept the comapny of were stuck-up asses.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Not all of us can be Steve Irwan, even if we try...)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (There IS another terminology here people; ASEXUAL. THAT is what I am. I don't give a damn about that shit.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I AM THE FUCKING CUTTER, YOU GOT IT REVERSED WANKER!!)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Depends what it is I have to cry over...)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD


THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7.,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7., wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

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Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore


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Here are some of the signs to show I'm addicted to Naruto:

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sensei.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (HA. Reverse psychology man. LEARN IT.)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (... The last time I checked was around 3000 B.C. ... I wonder what's happened since then...?)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!)

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (On many an occasion... now lemme ask YOU a question; have you ever tripped on a completely flat surface, only to end up falling down the stairs... HEADFIRST?? o.O)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (What about thrown off a balcony a 60 FOOT balcony.. heheh, squahed flat with a steamroller, carved into pancake strips, fed to the sharks, rip open said fish, scoop out the innards, boil it in a pot, stick the remains into a furnace and scatter the ashes over a volcano, cackling like an insane lunatic?? Try it, it WORKS.)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you believe in true love and that there is someone for everyone copy and paste this into your profile!

if you aren't scared to die, but are scared of pain copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend

If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile

If your one of those people who doesn't care about what people think about you then copy and paste this in your profile

If you support inuxkaggs copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little word and all of your friends laugh at you for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dislike Ino Yamanaka copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I'm not I religious but I think it said a lot for the believers out there.


Pure Love Story

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.

This made me CRY, ferserious dattebayo!! TT^TT So sad!! T-T

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are);

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Copyright goes to 'mackenzie2388!' Fuck, maybe I should just copy his whole profile! EPIC LOL


WOMEN SUPERIORITY

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Heheheheheheh... I betcha you can see what I'm about to say next coming...

I DO NOT OWN THIS; SEE FOR DETAILS OF WHOM I HAVE BORROWED THIS LEGALLY FROM!! XP


WISE THOUGHTS

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?

An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD


THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7.,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7., wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


SASUKE RULES CLUB:IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva


Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, ToxicKittenXOXO


My story Super Love

sakura's car ====> http://www.mustangcobrasvt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/black-pink-mustang-vert.jpg

sasuke's car --> http://www.freewebs.com/clintwright/2%20OMG%20BUGATTI.jpg

Ino's car --> http://www.quercusancn.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/exterior.jpg

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Blood Contract by RukawaGF reviews
Halloween Special! AU Story of Vampire Izaya and Priest/Vampire Hunter Shizuo! In which Shizuo accidentally makes a blood contract, binding the vampire to him as his servant. But Izaya refuses to be tamed that easily.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,397 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Sasuke's Property: DO NOT TOUCH by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sex, lust, desire. He seduced her and now she belonged to him. Simple as that. If Sakura didn't comply.. Well, Sasuke had ways of making her beg. And when he saw her in that revealing outfit... let's just say his hormones kicked in. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,096 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
500 Million in Debt by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya x Psyche x Tsugaru. Izaya buys Psyche at an auction. Later he buys Tsugaru as well. Psyche and Tsugaru only wishes to please his master, though Shizuo disapproves.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,990 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Tsugaru, Psyche
Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2562 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Pianist on the Subway by JustDrinkTea reviews
There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Choosing Her by ILoveSxS reviews
Sasuke and Sakura had been dating since they were 13.Sakura went on a 3 year vacation with her parents.Sasuke and Sakura are in a long distance relationship.At 17 Sasuke decides to date Karin.Sakura came back to surprise Sasuke. What will happen?Full SUM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't judge a book by its cover by phoenixfire211 reviews
Never believe first impressions. Sasuke Uchiha is the schools biggest player. Sakura Haruno was the geeky nerd with no friends, the only girl who is immune to his god like looks. He sees her as a challenge. Careful Sasuke. She could be your down fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dispar by SacredRoseDream reviews
It all started out as a simple mission to Lightning,she was to heal the girl, leave, and return to Konoha after cementing ties with Kumo, simple right? No, not simple at all. Now a series of Lemony, fluffy oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,575 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Complicated by Tsuki's Angel reviews
Amu, a Junior, moves in with her Mom's best friends, the Tsukiyomi's, and their 7 boys. They might've been little innocent brats last time she saw them, but that isn't the case anymore. What happens when she falls in love with one of them? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,902 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by kataang97 reviews
"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha way by SaSuSaKu909 reviews
the proper way to ask a girl out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by SacredRoseDream reviews
Sometimes the line between good and evil becomes terribly obscured, sometimes, as Sakura has learned, it doesn't exist at all, its only a matter of how you look at things. Rated for Language and possible lemons. On Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,466 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
My Neighbour Uchiha Sasuke by ApplelovesApples reviews
"I hate you Uchiha" she spat. "No you don't." She raised a brow at that. "If you did, you would have moved years ago." He responded "Trust me, I'll be moving far, far away from you by the end of this year." She glared with her arms crossed over her chest. "Good luck with that" he smirked before walking away. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Little Thing Called Love by Xaleria07 reviews
AU Two childhood friends that now hate each other. Two dreamers who share the same dream. Two sex friends who can't admit their true feelings. Two pen pals that will meet for the first time. And two boys who will have to fight everyone to be together. These are the stories of ten men who came to realize a little thing called love.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,271 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Emerald Eye by Kimiko Y reviews
When Sakura get's picked up by Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome she never expected her life to change so much! Not only has she to deal with old Vampire enemy's, but now she has to deal with two brothers who want to know where she disappears off to at night...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,058 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Seal of Trust by randomteenager reviews
Playboy Uchiha Sasuke and Playgirl Haruno Sakura are finally a couple. Everything's great with them, but, after being a playboy and playgirl for so long, can they give it up so easily? SasuSaku. Sequel to: The Dating Game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,939 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/27/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Geek to Chic! by kartoonkitty124 reviews
Sakura is a girl with an A in academics and a F in fashion.It's her senior year and she wants to go out with a bang.So she's substituting her old life with a new one and adding a little attitude.And what's with the school playboy?SasSak.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
you're lucky i love you by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML. One-shot; drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
skinny jean faggots by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Nurse by ShellyCullen reviews
Ikuto is hospitalized with a rare disease. Amu gets a part time job at the hospital and she is his nurse. As time goes on, Ikuto can't get enough of Amu. How will Amu make him better, now that she's his new antidote?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,401 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
StarStruck by AkaGirl207 reviews
Deidara, A rockstar searching for more in his life and Sakura, A normal teenage girl on a school feild trip. Will love blossem between the two or will Deidara just play with her. Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Drunken Fever! by Amuto-4eva reviews
Don't you just hate getting fevers? I sure do. Especially since my family is on a trip. Without me i might add. Not to mention the fact that the person that has to take care of me just so happens to be a sexy, perverted-Neko Coplay guy. Amuto XD
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Turning of the Turn Tables by lavenderkunoichi reviews
Sasuke is a DJ at a local underground rave trying to save money for Art School. Soon he meets a beautiful girl who catches his attention at first glance. Sasuke/Sakura SNEAK PREVIEW! Tell me what you think!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Seductive Fragrance by xTamashii reviews
Amu just wants to be a normal sixteen-year-old. However, thanks to her...scent, that won't ever happen. It all comes down to this: which house pet would she rather keep, a cat or a dog? -AmuxIkuto; slight TadasexAmu-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Naruto talk show on crack by OriginalOtaku reviews
Talk to the Naruto characters. A fan based interview with the Naruto cast. Review and ask your question in the rewiew. You can ask about pairings, why they like this, whatever. Just have fun! Review with questions RATED T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Art meet Art by IceAndWhite reviews
AU Commoner Sakura’s whisked off to the nation’s most prodigious art school, yeah? Rich brats, huge maze-like hallways, too-expensive-to-buy-food are nothing, right? Well, nothing compared to this strange love triangle. DeiSakuSaso EDITED March 2009
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wanting II by annabananaa reviews
Being fixated means that you are absolutely, completely in love with them. So in love, that you could kill them too. Obsession to the next level. [Sequel to Wanting] Rating may change after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,056 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto Cast's Interview by StarLe reviews
Like the title says. This is going to be a interview with all the main characters, dead or alive. Hope you enjoy it! Currently interview: Haruno Sakura, Being stopped
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Purification by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
[Pairings SaiSaku, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema & maybe NejiTen] Summary and details about fanfic inside! [Lemon content comes in later chapters!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blind Sensuality by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
[Pairing SasuSaku] All the lemon and romance any SasuSaku fan would adore. Nothing more then that. This is my first submitted lemon of them! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleepover Madness by MoonlightKunoichi reviews
Tenten is having a sleepover. Boys decide to play a prank. Spiked drinks. Drunken girls. Might get dirty... Pairs: NejiTen, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
I Should Have Known by brezoflower reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura doesn't even flinch when Sasuke finally returns after seven years...with a girlfriend. Sakura can't bring herself to hate the girl, and she gets a shock when she realizes that Sasuke is dating...a version of herself!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang reviews
What happens when the females of Naruto make their own Akatsuki only to meet face to face with the original Akatsuki ? "THEY JAKCED OUR SWAG !" "S-Swag?""What hidan means , Tobi is that they're coppying us" "HOW DARE THEY , U'N" DeixSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Last Friday Night reviews
There's a stranger in my bed , there's apounding in my head , glitter all over the room , pink flamingoes in the pool ? what happens when all of this happens to the naruto crew ? Read and find out , R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Twilight Naruto reviews
When sakura s a vampire and Sasuke is a wereolf what else happens ? Kinda like Twilight but a bit diffrent and more humor ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Assasination Love reviews
Sasuke and naruto are two normal assasins working for orochimaru , but what happens when their targets are Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga ? They thought to kill them not to fall in love ! But this story has a twist in it all , read to find out & Review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.