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“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

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18

Interests: Books, life, the usual

I promise to finish all my stories. Even if it takes years. Sorry I update so slowly! I'm easily distracted. :)

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Appearances by deadweix reviews
Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray were the apple of their parents' eyes. However, behind closed doors, things at home were quite different. AU with references to canon. Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. Warnings: Child abuse (Physical, Sexual & Emotional), Incest, Sex with a minor, Language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 78 - Words: 418,722 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Shelby C. - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 4,284 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Split by EdStargazer reviews
Orochimaru's seal in the Forest of Death has an unintended consequence. Instead of one Naruto, there are now two. Both claim to be the real Naruto but how can one prove it when that Naruto is a female. Chapter 8: Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,050 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Hengilas by Satellites on Parade reviews
Black Canary volunteers to give the Team little "therapy" sessions following the events of Failsafe. This is a more in-depth look at the therapy sessions from Disordered.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dinah L./Black Canary
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4020 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 306 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5805 - Favs: 8,893 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Unholy by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Naruto U.
One Change: A World of Difference reviews
What if on the day of the Kyuubi attack the Yondaime blamed the Uchihas? Who knew the changes would be so large? Sasuke Container. AU Not canon compliant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,383 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sasuke U.