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When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Do this:

1. Go to google translate. (English to Vietnamese)

2. Type "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty"

3. Copy the Vietnamese words.

4. Translate to English

5. Laugh Freely

What I do if:

I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night

-avoid looking at the mirror or any reflective surface

-never takes eyes in front of me when getting the tissue paper unless something will appear when I look back.

-doesn't take my eyes off the mirror when washing my hands unless something will appear behind me when I look.

-doesn't look in the bathroom when turning off the lights.

-run to my room

-hides under my bed covers and sighs, "Now, I'm safe."

Harry-Ron stupid fight

Harry: I can talk to snakes

Ron: Dumbledore gave me his deluminator

Harry: I have an invisibility cloak

Ron: I have parents

Harry: I banged your sister

Ron: ...

Why do we need school?

MUSIC - We have youtube.

SPORTS - I have Wii.

ENGLISH - Everything's shortened anyway.

MATH - Calculators

GEOGRAPHY - Map or Globe

HISTORY - That's why it's called history. It's over.

-Before Marriage-

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do u want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will u hit me??
Boy: Are u crazzy..!
Girl: Can i trust u??
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (say it out loud)

1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)
2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)
3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)
4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)
5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)
6. He's cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)
7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)
8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)
9. Great!
(Fah Kin Su Pah)

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