MajesticWolfs
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Joined 05-09-10, id: 2357627, Profile Updated: 06-03-11
Author has written 1 story for Arashi no Yoru ni/あらしのよるに.

Status: Been better

Relationship Status: Single

On your mind: I can't believe I'm actually back writing fanfics o3o


My name is MajesticWolfs or more formally known in real life as Nikki. I'm a 15 year old girl that is an aspiring artist, photographer and story writer.

I'm a very imaginative, self- sufficient, independent, loner kind of person. I'm normally found staring out the window in my school and imagining up new ideas for pictures, OC's or stories.

I love to listen to my music and imaging while doing so. I don't talk unless I feel I should or if I want to. I'm very blunt and honest and very much a pervert around my best buds. :)

Fun Facts

- I am a Yaoi fangirl and support Yaoi couples as long as its believeable. No brother on brother or father on son crap. No incest ;3

- Self centered, wanna be, attention whores annoy the hell outta me.


R.I.P Barbara Jones aka Grandma :( You were like a mother to me

October 24, 1931 - March 23, 2011


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If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

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-I'm not obsessed with twilight. I'm obsessed with hating it.

-It's a logic thing, twitards wouldn't understand.

-Edward Cullen: Abusive Boyfriend

-Lestat would murder Edward Cullen before you could say 'Sparkling Vampire'.

-If Edward is your favorite vampire you don't know enough vampires.

-I'd be a prep, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

-Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run!

-I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.

-Damn right I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days!

-Guy: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." Girl: "...you wear pants don't you?"

-Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

-When you call me a bitch I just laugh. Because darling, I knew that forever ago.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Geijutsu wa bakuhatsu da... KATSU! If you love Deidara, copy and paste this into your profile.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

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If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If you can actually copy the hand signs used in Naruto without even trying, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. ( nooo )

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. I want some A.D.D.!! :DDDDD

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. ADD!! :DDDDDDDDDDD

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. I even narrate my life...all the time. (ex. I sat down to do my homework, only to be distracted by the shiny quater on the floor next to me. I kneel down to pick it up. But then I spot a shiny green gum wrapper and crawl beneath my desk to reach it. BUT THEN I spot a piece of notebook paper that has not yet been doodled on so I crawl back out from beneath the desk to get it. Now I need a pencil. I see one on the opposite side of the room. I run to get it, only to trip and whack my head off the door. I look around in a daze, forgetting why I am after a pencil. I shrug and sit down on the ground, staring at the cieling and wondering why my head hurts. I realize i have not yet eaten that cookie upstairs. I stand to go get it, but i am then distracted by a Batman sticker of my wall that is coming off...etc. etc. etc.)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason What?? They be funny!

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. Six years and counting ;D

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Fail would be an understatment.

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I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too

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If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, CrazyAcorn, MajesticWolfs.

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Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this to your profile if you are a IZ Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

... maybe up in the massive with Purple and Red (my favorite characters) or at Zim's base

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

o.o how should I know... purple >.>

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

ugh.. thats hard.. Zim... Tak.. Mimi... Gir.. everybody.. except Dib

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

That annoying little girl from 'The Girl who cried Knome.'

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

Attack of the Saucer Morons The Frycook that came from the Stars.'

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

Purple and Mimi

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Purple XD

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
1. Pinch myself (am i dreaming? O.o)
2. Once I've realized I'm not dreaming I talk to him.
3. We become BFFL's and me and Gir jack his voot cruiser
4. We hang out with Red and Purple and become BFFL's
5. Live happily ever after xP

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Gir and Tak

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Psh.. Gir.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

um... WTF

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

RAPR or ZATR or GAMR or ZADR

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

Blow stuff up, scarf down on snacks, and hang out x3

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

In Zim's base sitting on the couch with Zim and Gir watching TV and eating those stick thingies.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?


"I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!" ... that one line changed my entire perspective on life...

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

When Zim throws a cupcake at Dibs head

17. Favorite Dib Moment?


After Zim goes "I'm only here for that filthy gargantuan head of yours!!" in the Halloween special, Dib just goes "Oh great, now it's 'gargantuan!'"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

When they spazz out about the doughnuts XP

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

At the end of that one episode were Gir and Dib are dancing around in Zims living room and the tallest are like 'Wtf..'

20. Favorite Random Moment?

IDK

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination

(PSS, did you notice there's 3 Japanese letters in the kitty?)
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

if you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. itachilover7 (it was only when school let out...i woke the next day with a sore throat), Kuro Uchiha (...same as itachilover7) Ayumi Elric (not me, I'm just crazy that way)Luca4ever(I didit at a shopping mall my friends kidnapped me to. I screamed and struggled like a monkey), The-baby-Sparrow (Well people heard a “heated’ conversation of mine because I was too loud), MajesticWolfs (on a bus :3)

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...)Luca4ever(I HATE PINK! I like midnight blue, purple, and black, but I am NOT EMO), The-baby-Sparrow (stupid jerk got what was coming to him…), MajesticWolfs (I

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto and/or Bleach is going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ...
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems are caused by males?

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Hee hee)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I Hate Racism...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

John Proctor: Go to bed, Mary.
Mary Warren: I'll not be ordered to bed anymore, Mr. Proctor. I am 18 now and a woman... however single.
John Procter: If you wish to sit up, then sit up.
Mary Warren: I wish to go to bed.
John Proctor: Good night, then.
Mary Warren: Good night. - The Crucible by Athur Miller. One of the best parts in the story. That silly Mary Warren...

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, DarkWolfGoddessoftheMoon, The-baby-Sparrow

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNAY!!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.~

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I laughed when Emily got hit by a car in The Devil Wears Prada)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a parked car, copy this into your profile

If you have ever eaten a margarine sandwich, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are huge and I mean HUGE fan of OCs, copy and paste this into your profile.

--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--But the Boys don't reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt--

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-on-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/them-when-in--

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree--

People who say it is against God, look in the Bible. How many times do Jesus and God say that love is the right path? Doesn't Jesus say "Judge not, that you be not judged."? Doesn't he say "...But is anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other."? Clearly, Jesus is FOR love. Who cares what form it takes? Love is a beautiful thing. Don't deny it!

If you agree, post this in your profile.

FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!

1. I am afraid of empty inboxes.

2. I am afraid of clowns.

3. I am afraid of needles.

4. I am afraid of my science teacher.

5. I am afraid of hand sanitizer.

1. Im afraid of being alone

2.Im afraid of clowns

3.Im afraid of people in all white

4. Im afraid of large smiley faces

5. Im afraid of people who are afraid of me

1. I'm afraid of arachnids.

2.I'm afraid of heights.

3. I'm afraid of clowns

4. I'm afraid of needles.

5. I'm afraid of being by myself for more than two minutes.

1. I am afraid of pain

2. I am afraid of preps

3. I am afraid of bright lights

4. I am afraid of big smiley faces

5. I am afraid of the people who are afraid of me

1. I am afraid of blood

2. I am afraid of pain

3. I am afraid of losing a friend/family member to death

4. I am afraid of heights

5. I am afraid of disappointing people

The-baby-Sparrow’s Fears

1. I am afraid of failure

2. I am afraid of hurricanes and tornadoes

3. I am afraid of heights

4. I am afraid of losing my most precious people

5. I am afraid of the crazy lunatic in my dreams that has a large mallet-hammer (that screams psychotically as he pummels the ground with his hammer, while contorting every which way) that might be out to kill me

If you are afraid of something and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, but ONLY the person's profile who you got it from, and add five things of your own then add your name to the list: Natsyourlord, flower of the desert, Ecolianddahchuahua, Gaara's-pandahcna01, DarkWolfGoddessoftheMoon, The-baby-Sparrow

~Girl Talk~

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better,

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you because they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with you mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

!!QUOTES!!

>"The realist always falls in love with a girl he grew up with, the romanticist with a girl from 'off somewhere'" Robert Frost

>"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself." Helen Rowland

> Genius is 1 Inspiration, 99 Persperation

Courtney Cox I love you, you're so hot on that show > Gerald Brofloski from South Park

U TANNENAUM!! > Hitler from South Park

Jailmates for life Laura!! > Me

HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU DA!! > Hitsugaya Toushirou

Stevenkis Explodikus!! >Me, talking to Laura, one loooong night on msn CF

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. > Lanston Hughes

Everybody wants to sleep with me, but I'm not tired! > Picked up somewhere, it was on an icon

An atom walked into a bar and told the bartender 'I've lost my electron' The bartender asks 'Are you positive? > Joke i got from my sister.

'The Future is something that everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minute an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. > C. S. Lewis

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sorry to say, but it sucks to be you! > Rod the gay puppet from Avenue Q

Santa Ran Over My Reindeer, I mean...Santa Ran Over My Grandma! > CaitlinG (my sister, trying to say the title : Grandma Got ran Over By A reindeer)

When in troubles
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
> I actually dont know where i heard this...

DemonDragon666: On a new topic…

The-baby-Sparrow: Why a new topic?

DemonDragon666: ‘Cause I can’t think of anything else to say, but I can’t think of a new topic either.

The-baby-Sparrow: Exactly! Let’s just do… Stuff.

DemonDragon666: WHAAAT?! (is thoroughly discusted)

VIVA LA STEVENA!! -- Me

Pancakes taste good for breakfast (rotflao) > Kuchiki Byakuya

The-baby-Sparrow: COME BACK!! YOU MUST WATCH MY SEXY SHIRT DANCE!!

DemonDragon666: WTF?!
The-baby-Sparrow: No, it's WFT!!

The-baby-Sparrow: STEPHANIE!! FOR THE LOVE OF OPTIMUS PRIME PLEASE STILL BE ON!!

DemonDragon666: What’s going on? I’m not even in this conversation! I was too busy doing…stuff that all I heard was Chelsea singing she’s too sexy for her shirt, which isn’t true.

The-baby-Sparrow: IT IS SOOOO TRUE! You’re just a girl, so you can’t admit it.

Hobblesqorb: As long as you think that Chelsea, that’s all that matters…

DemonDragon666: Look how much paper you people have wasted in my book! I’ll kill you all!

Aminea88: Fine, how about we all donate a dollar to buy you a new notebook. Okay?

The-baby-Sparrow: WHAT?! I HAVE TO EAT HER!?

"You're looking for something you can't find. If you give it up, you'll lose your mind. There's always something in yiur way. What can you say? You're gonna have a good day!" --

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

"Aww but Steph! Together In Vegas!"

"Should we ask him about our wedding decor?"
"Of course!"

"Keep Moving Forward" (Walt Disney / Cornelius Robinson)

"If knowledge can create problems, then it is not through ignorance in which we solve them" (Isaac Asimov)

"It has been a long, hard day: Full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights" (Wilbur Robinson)

"That...Is an excellent question!" (Wilbur Robinson)

"Omg, like legitzi's?"

"I'll tell you what time it is, you fool! It's time for you to say our prayers, because I! The EVIL Marik Sebastian Ishtar have taken conrtol of the most EVIL Steve in all of Stevedom. STEVE THE MIME! With his help I shall defeat you and then CONQUER THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAH - oh hey look! A bird! Isn't it just the cutest little guy?" (Marik Ishtar / YGO TAS)

"Begone Mr. Tweetums. I am trying to stalk my nemesis" (YGO TAS)

"You treat a duel disk just like a woman. You fasten it to your arm and place trading cards inside it at regular intervals" (YGO TAS)

"He keeps talking in that crazy alien language! Let's break his neck!" (YGO TAS)

"Someone else put me up to it. He was short, had blue hair and wore glasses..." "MILHOUSE?!" (YGO TAS)

"Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth! That's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters!" (YGO TAS)

"The Swordsman of Landstar! That's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters!" (YGO TAS)

"Jeff Goldbloom! He's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters!" (YGO TAS)

"That gives me rage of the Brooklynn variety!" (YGO TAS)

(celebrity jeopardy time!)

Sean Connery: Alright, I'll take 'Famous Titties' for 500.
Trebek: That's 'Famous Titles'.
Sean Connery: ... DAMNIT! >.Trebek: Alright, the answer is 'This book was named after the the movie Gone With The Wind'. It looks like Sean Connery has an answer.
Sean Connery: DOLLY PARTON!

Trebek: is the hot tea hot or cold?
Keanu Reaves (??): Is it 'iced' tea?
Trebek: NO! It is HOT TEA!!
Keanu Reaves: Then I have no idea...

Trebek: (reading the answer) This Ringo was the 'Starr' drummer for The Beatles. Martha Stewart?
Martha Stewart: I'm so terribly lonely.

Trebek: And the categories are 'Potent Potables, Foreign Flicks, Things Trebek Sucks...wait!
Connery: Ha!

Oh right! I tend to kinda maybe, just a little bit, get upset very easily by the stupidest things. So when I DO get upset, I usually like to remedy myself by finding Hitsugaya-taichou, hugging him until he turns purple, and then dying his hair pink, so then when he asks me "WHAT THE F-- DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUUUUTIFUL HAIR!?" I can turn and say "MATSUMOTO DID IT!" All while Laura paints his nails blue and pink, and gives him make-up good enough to pass him off as Mr. Transvestite! > I said this, morelike wrote it while talking to Laura aka aminea88

USELESS RESULTS FROM QUIZZES ON QUIZILLA~)

January:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.

Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona.

Your gemstone: Garnet.

Your flower: Snowdrop (see below)

Your colors: Black, dark red, and dark blue.

Aquarius
Symbol: the Water Bearer
Ruling Planet: Saturn / Uranus
Ruling House: Eleventh House
Element: Air
Quality: Fixed
Body Parts: ankles
Keyword: FRIENDS
Date with destiny: Gemini, Libra
Run for the hills: Taurus, Scorpio
Where you glow: in a picket line
What makes you tick: philanthropy
Fitness forecast: yoga
Play date: attending a technology fair
Perfect jobs: environmentalist, computer whiz
Best accessory: a time machine
A sure thing: being original
Destination: Costa Rica
Pleasure: innovation, originality, friends
Pain: conservatism, being categorized, emotional outbursts
Kindness: The humanitarian of the Zodiac, your forward-thinking mentality allows you to develop helpful strategies to cope with trying situations while moving forward in a positive direction.
What's my line? Think outside the box.

You have Love in your eyes. A burning love that will last forever. You love anyone and everyone, no matter what. We need more people like you.
Mood:Love
Color:Red, Pink, and Orange
Animal:Bunny or Cat
Weather:Warm, Sunny Day

WHO AM I REALLY??

You are a realistic person, and well aware of your surroundings. You know what's going on in the world, as well as your own life. You can't predict the future, but you know you will be the one who shapes it. Sometimes you scorn those who seem to be wasting their lives. You prize intelligence, and find beauty in things both classic and modern.

What colour is my soul??

Yellow...
You are a very loyal and optimistic person set on bringing happiness to the world.
You are very charitable and if you didnt have wings we would all assume you were in angel.
You have a wonderful and vived imagination
Your words touch many and bring joy and hope to more.
Though you are smart you tend to be hyper and come off ditzy and annoying to others.
You really just want to help and make this place a BETTER place...there arent many of you out there and you should be commended.
You may seem very innocent but you arent, you just choose to keep things APPROPRIATE...though I cant say you havent had your fair share of make outs!
Your good traits are that you are purely sweet and really try to help.
The downside is that you come off ditzy and sometimes you try to help TOO much.
Your best feature is your smile and hair because they glint and show your beauty.

Animal:Puppy
Life quote: Imagination is more important then knowledge
Love quote: Love sigh...I love falling in love!
Appealing eye: blue
Heart material: Gold

You are a very loyal person who would never betray another.
It is in your nature to try to cheer up others..and you tend to be very good at it.
You are a fantabulous person that many love and cherish. Keep shining your light!
Just remember not to blind anyone ;)

What Magical Creature am I?

Fairy
you are a symbol of good, but are one of the lesser important in the chain. You are good and only good. You help others when they need you, but can sometimes be a little mischievous when it comes to having fun. Fairies are one of few creatures that are immune to the corruption power of evil.

Copy and paste if you are a die hard hopeless romantic!

Copy and paste if you like to make fun of Communists.

Copy and paste if you know the true meaning of love, not the Hollywood bull.

Copy and paste if you believe it is better to have loved and not been loved back then to have not loved at all.

Copy and paste if you think zombies ROCK!

Copy and paste if you would survive a zombie apocalypse

Copy and paste this if you think aliens, Sasquatch, or the Loch ness monster are real.

Copy and paste this if you hate Twilight.

Copy and paste this if you hate Justin Beiber. He sounds like a girl!

Copy and paste this if you think hugs are awesome!

Copy and paste if you think that hair is awesome! Especially long, soft hair.

Copy and paste this if you think/know global warming is a bunch of crap.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried... Just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


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Vices and Virtues by ClaudeAgnes reviews
Frollo/Esmeralda story from the Disney version. What if Esmeralda had agreed to be with Frollo to safe herself and her friends. Is Frollo going to finally have what he wants from her; can she ever be happy with him? Rated M for detailed descriptions of sexual (plus violent in some chapters) nature. Don't like, don't read.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,014 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Claude F., Esmeralda - Complete
Beating Hearts Grow But Never Die by JustAnotherObsession94 reviews
Ozai realizes in prison that after losing it all & being left to die he still loves Ursa & can't live w/o her. Ursa's intuition urges her back home still facing the dangers of banishment. Can they restore the past? Contains lies, love, violence & trust.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,464 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ozai, Ursa
My Happily Ever After? by MidnightThunder reviews
Kioko Yukimura has went through lots of downright disheartening things in her life. Despite it all, Kioko has hope. Does a certain Host have what she's looking for? Or will she forever be her own Knight in Shining Armor? My first fanfic; go easy on me!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Tamaki S.
The End Of The World As We Know It by LizziXVI reviews
At first the sickness was a myth. Then it was "Just a Flu." Then the disappearances started, and people were never seen again. Then the CDC showed up. 2012 was supposed to be fake. Then why is it here?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hunter
Wind in the Willows by RoseintheShadows7 reviews
Willow was a female Hunter. When stumbled upon 4 Survivors she doesn't want to harm them, in fact, she feels the need to protect them and learn from them.Who new what it would lead to! T for blood and possible death. RoxNick and EllisXoc
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,492 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Ellis, Hunter
How To Write IZ Fanfiction in 6 Steps by Maran Zelde reviews
Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
That which does not Kill Us by Lestat-Vampire reviews
The Good Dog, The ex cop, The Fighter, The show dog. Four very different worlds torn apart, and drawn together at the same time. Follow their struggle to survive as they discover a whole new world, or what's left of it. OC/OC
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010
She Stoops to Conquer by Mistress Lust and Blood reviews
When Tak returns to Irk to ask the Tallest for a new ship, she realizes that she will have to give up more then she expected to get what she wants. TakxRedxPurple pairing. Yes, I know... a little strange, but interesting.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Tak, Purple - Complete
Stepping Stones by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] At the end of his life, Sesshoumaru descends into hell for his judgment...only to find someone else has gone before him. Sess Rin, one shot, not sappy WAFF, not the Christian hell.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
The Nights Destruction reviews
She's running, running from the demons that wrecked her past. She's hoping to start a new life in a new place without any hint of them. But that idea will be snatched from Yuki, as soon as it has appeared. possible OCxCanon
Arashi no Yoru ni/あらしのよるに - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011