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Hello! I'm just your average 16-year-old otaku!

I play the piano and flute. I'm currently a Senior in high school.

My favorite bands/artists are Freedom Call, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior, Primal Fear, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Galneryus, Gackt, and Asian Kung-fu Generation

Favorite anime: Trigun

Favorite color: Cyan

Favorite book: Capitol Offense

Favorite games: The Conduit, every Metal Gear Solid game, the Final Fantasy series, every Kingdom Hearts game (I like Chain of Memories and its PS2 counterpart), Pikmin 1 and 2, Star Wars Battlefront 1, 2, and Renegade Squadron, the Jak and Daxter series (Dark Daxter in Lost Frontier is BEAST… literally), the Sly Cooper series, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, pretty much every non-sports-themed Mario game (Including the Paper Mario series) (I like Super Mario Sunshine), pretty much every Legend of Zelda game, the entire Command and Conquer series.

Likes

Math - chemistry - physics - video games - singing in my room with the door shut when absolutely nobody else is around

Hates

Oblivious people - Twilight fangirls - drivers who think that a "Yield" sign means to stop, call your friends, take a nap, and then very slowly merge at 3 miles per hour (This is actually a big problem where I live) - Twilight fangirls - Spicy food - Twilight fangirls - Stereotypes - Twilight fangirls

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

I was born on the day of Marluxia
In the month of Saïx
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus
I'm Luxord + Lexaeus years old. You could also say that I'm Xion + Xemnas years old.
My favorite number is Vexen
But my lucky number is Axel.
If you get it, put your own on your profile.'

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Saïx, because he's a jerk to Roxas and Xion.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene, because she's a bitch.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hollow Bastion (KH1). I loved figuring out all the puzzles.

6. Least Favorite World?

Deep Jungle

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Kingdom Key

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Whichever one you get from Land of the Dragons... I forget the name.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Chicken Little

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Wisdom

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora and Kairi, I guess. I haven't really thought about it.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Any yaoi pairing. If I had to pick one, I'd say Zemyx.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Uh... Larxene and Sora?

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Zexion and Demyx... they're complete polar opposites. Sorry, opposites don't attract. You attract who you are… Which is why I've never had a girlfriend! Hurray for being unique!

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I call KH1 Riku and Vanitas "Skirt Boy" when I fight them.

"Come on, Skirt Boy! I know about your afterimage trick! You're not gettin' me with your Firaga!"

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Goofy

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Nah. I think Saïx is just a brown noser.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nah. Maybe he just likes the hairstyle.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No... but he is straddling the gender border.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Nope. That title goes to Marluxia. A quote from me when I played Chain of Memories: "Just a f*cking illusion? I've got to fight him AGAIN?! And he's got a f*cking giant robot thing this time?!"

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, I guess. Roxas never really knew Olette all that well. Well, the real Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Now that the game's out, there's not really anything to theorize about.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Nah, I liked it.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demyx would be a cool guy to hang out with. Maybe we could play a flute and sitar duet!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx. We both don't like to fight, and we both play an instrument... But... I also like to perform experiments, so maybe Vexen...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When I beat Xehanort/Terra the first time in the Final Episode, I thought that was it, so I started celebrating (He took a long time to beat). When I looked down, I had the game over screen. There was another phase to the battle.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No, I haven't. I'd probably cosplay as either Vexen or Demyx.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

"Let's go get 'em, Goofy!"

Two seconds later, they're sent flying.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Vanitas's Lingering Spirit.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Organization XIII.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

I'm saying neither, even though it's against the rules.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Neither.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream... I love salt... and I love ice cream…

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud.

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi. I think Aerith is best paired with Zack.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

I like them both, but the backwards singing in Passion kind of freaks me out, so I'll say Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

Xion.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

It's kind of already a huge crossover. Although… Sly Cooper would be awesome. Or Pikmin. Or Star Wars Battlefront! Or Jak and Daxter! Or Dragon Ball Z! Or Darkwing Duck! Or Rayman! Or Mario!

GASP!… Or Super Smash Bros.… A crossover game doing a crossover with another crossover game… Awesomeness.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Kairi, Namine, and Xion look alike. Roxas, Vanitas, Ventus, and Sora look alike. Repliku and Riku look alike.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. The Organization.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fantastic story line and all of the Disney characters.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Demyx

2. Terra

3. Xion

4. Master Xehanort

5. Mickey

6. Sora

7. Aqua

8. Goofy

9. Zack

10. Larxene

1 Woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd ask why. If it's not anything important, I'd kill him.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Sorry, that's not the way I roll.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'd throw the shampoo bottle at her while hiding myself with the curtain. I'd then splash water on her until she left. Showering is a sacred time for me!

4 Announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Yeah, good luck with that.

5 Cooked you dinner?

Thanks, Mickey!

6 Was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd put his hand in a glass of warm water.

7 Suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'd wonder if I could use magic too, and probably end up shouting "thunder!" for several hours. Screw the Keyblade! I want to shoot lightning from my fingertips!

8 Got into the hospital somehow?

I'm sure Goofy gets in the hospital all the time. He'll be fine.

9 Made fun of your friends?

Tell him politely to stop? I don't want to get on his bad side.

10 Ignored you all the time?

I think that's a good thing.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Run! Run away!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Hopefully take me to a hospital.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Probably some ice cream. I hope so. I love ice cream. Ice cream is delicious. Do you like ice cream? Because I like ice cream.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Say "It's all part of my master plan!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Tell me that everything will be alright. What else would Mickey do?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Hopefully give me some rubber soled shoes, rubber gloves, a rubber tire to strap onto my back, etc.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

I really don't know.

You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?

"Gawrsh, I'm sorry."

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

"Good luck"?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Electrocute me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

A wizard did it.

2 Tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

"Yeah, good luck with that!"

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?

Probably not.

Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means some sort of love triangle involving a mouse.

Will numbers 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I certainly hope not.

6 Appears to be a player, and he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Get a squirt gun and squirt him whenever I see him with a girl.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"I look good… I mean really good. But then, when don't I?" It wouldn't matter who was looking at me.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

"Wait… Don't you have a son? So wouldn't that mean…"

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Okay, sure. I love bagels.

10 Wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?

About two seconds. And that's rounding up.

1 Offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Yeah, okay.

3 Suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Concerned.

4 Slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7

I'd like to see that.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Run as fast and as far as I can in the opposite direction.

8 Reads your fanfiction and complains. What is it about?

Probably because he's not very involved in it.

Who Are You In Organization XIII?

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL: 2

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you where able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun.
TOTAL:3

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.
TOTAL: 3

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative. (Most of the time)
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 2

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
(Most of the time)
You are the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
(Most of the time)
TOTAL: 3

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face. (It's on the top of my forehead. Ever fall on a power outlet? It hurts.)
TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac. (I mean, I don't go around setting stuff on fire, but I do like to watch fires.)
You care deeply for your best friends. (I don't have any friends besides on the internet, so…)
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like it when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 1

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 1

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone
TOTAL: 1

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 1

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
(Who doesn't? I mean, except for pirates.)
TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
(I don't hang out with a group, but I'm the youngest in my grade level in school.)
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 2

Self-Questions!

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:

Dr. Pepper and… Oh, I don't know. Some sort of candy… candy, candy, candy. Nerds Rope is good. Let's go with that.

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to
be?

The Kraken! (The one in Sly 3.)

3. Whos your favorite redhead?

Axel.

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I consider everything there to be pure happiness, but to others, it looks like pancakes.

5. Last book you read?

Capitol Offense. GREAT mystery book.

6. Describe your mood.

Hyper.

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Today. I tripped over my cat. She's very underfoot.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Uh… I don't have any friends besides those on the internet.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock concert. Well, maybe symphony depending on who's music they're playing.

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

Emerald Weapon.

11. Favorite drink

Dr. Pepper.

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

A plain white long-sleeved shirt.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation:

Gummi Ships. I hope they taste as good as they sound.

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Tron: Legacy.

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Seriously? None.

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?

The cake is a lie!

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Pizza.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

My bedroom window.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nope.

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Nintendo 64.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Nope.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Probably. I would talk about my good looks, too.

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

Um… About a year ago.

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

Grapes.

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

I can't even do a cartwheel.

26. Do you like running long distances?

Nope.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

I've never even seen snow. Yeah, I live in Texas.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Tan, light blue, white, and brown.

29. Whats your favorite flower?

I don't have one.

30. Do you do ballet?

Oh, hell no.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Sometimes.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

None. Although, the song used for adamwestlapdog's Majora's Mask abridged series comes to mind. That's one of my favorite songs.

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

Not anymore.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Pretty cool. That's only because it's night time though.

35. Do people consider you smart?

Yep.

36. How many piercings do you have?

None.

37. Are you signed on AIM?

I don't even know what AIM is. Seriously, what is it?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

I was five years old, okay! Don't judge me!

39 How do you feel about your family?

I love them, but don't like to be around them too often.

40. Do you have an iPod?

Nope. I don't even have an mp3 player… Thinking about getting a Creative Zen, though.

41. What time do you go to bed?

My mom thinks it's around 11, but it's actually around 1 am.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

If you mean the CD player on my computer, it's Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath.

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Err, none. You'd think I'd know every line in Spaceballs after watching it fifty times. Or Monty Python's Holy Grail, after watching it around thirty times.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Ranch.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

I don't know yet. I guess Metal Gear Solid: Rising, if it comes out late 2011.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My grandparents. Virginia.

47. Do you like hugs?

Depends on who's hugging me. If it's my mom, sure. If it's some stranger, absolutely not.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

I don't eat butterflies.

49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Yes. They say "Ethan."

50. Last person you hugged?

My mother.

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Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Spoofdom Hearts reviews
Inspired by Wolf McCloud-123's "Kingdom Farce," I'm now writing my own parody of Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sora