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Age : you dont need to know

birthday:January 7th

Favourite books : Twlilght series :D,Percy jackson series, Darren shan series,Gone,Maze runner , house of night series etc.

favourite colors:Purple,Blue,green

Province you live in :Ontairo Canada! Im proud to be canadian aye!

I am very creative and look at things twice and from pepoles views i like to write and i am very Friendly(but have a short temper) and also Eco-friendly. and i am scared if 2012 because pepole say the worlds gonna end :(

Dear all my limted fans

I am sorry to say that i will not working on my storys...Ive grown out of my old storys and my writing in my point of view has inproved greatly and i look back on my stories and wonder how i can finish them. That not the only thing! I'm moving too and barley have time to write stories also im getting into the habit of writing my own stories from scratch,Also with my story i don't "Feel" it anymore,I dont want to finish it. I'm getting no reviews either!! it makes me feel like a bad writter and it defleats my ego!. I'll probaly add my new stories to fanfiction, Probaly i dont know... Daddys-little-twlilght-lover

Screeching tires, shattering glass,
twisting metal, fiberglass.
The scene is set it all goes black,
The curtain raised the final act.
Sirens raging in the night,
sounds of horror, gasps of fright.
Intense pain, the smell of blood
tearing eyes begin to flood.
They pull out our bodies one by one,
What is going on, we were only having fun!
One of my friends is missing, what did I do?
Her scattered belongings everywhere,
in the road there lies her shoe.
A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes,
"What were you thinking, young girl?
"Did you really think that you could drive?"
He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes,
"If you'd only called your Mom or Dad, you'd still be alive!"
I started to scream, I started to yell;
But no one could hear me, no one could tell.
They put me in an ambulance; they took me away.
The doctor at the hospital exclaimed, "DOA!"
My father's in shock, my mother in tears,
she collapses in grief, overcome by the fear.
They take me to this house and place me in this box.
I keep asking what is happening,
But I cant make it stop.
Everyone is crying, my family is so sad.
I wish someone would answer me,
I'm starting to get mad.
My mother leans over me and kisses me good-bye,
My father pulling her away, she is screaming, "WHY"?
They lower my body into a dirt grave,
It feels so very cold, I yell to be saved.
Then I see an angel; I begin to cry.
Can you tell me what is happening?
she replies "YOU DIED."
I can't be dead; I'm still so young!
I want to do so many things - like sing, and dance, and run.
What about college or graduation day?
what about a wedding? Please - I want to stay.
The angel looked upon me, and with a saddened voice,
"It didn't have to end like this; you knew you had a choice."
"I'm sorry it's too late now; time I can't turn back."
"Your life is finished; that, my daughter , is a fact!"
Why did this happen? I didn't want to die!
The angel, she embraced me and with her words she sighed,
"daughter , this is the consequence you paid to drink and drive.
I wish you made a better choice, If you did you would be alive.
It doesn't matter if you beg me, or plead on bended knee, There is
nothing I can do, you have to come with me."
Looking down at my family, I said my last good-bye.
"I'm sorry I disappointed you, Dad.
Mommy, please don't cry,
I didn't mean to hurt you, or cause you any pain.
I'm sorry all you're left with is a grave that bears my name.
I'm sorry all your dreams for me have all been ripped away;
the plans for my future all gathered in a grave.
It was such a stupid thing I did, I wish I could take it back;
But the curtain is being lowered.


I went to this party mom
I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink mom
So I drank soda instead.

I felt real proud inside mom
The way you said I would
Even though all my friends mom
Told me that I should.

I know I did the right thing mom
I know your always right
The party's finally ending mom
As everyone drove out of sight.

As I got inside my car mom
I knew I'd get home in one piece
'Cause the way you made me feel mom
So responsible so sweet.

I started to drive away mom
As I pulled into the road
The other guy didn't see me mom
And hit me like a load.

I lay there on the pavement mom
I hear the policeman say
The other guy was drunk mom
Now I'm the one to pay.

I'm lying here dying mom
I wish you'd get here soon
How come this happened to me mom
My life bursted like a balloon.

There's blood all around me mom
Most of it is mine
I hear the paramedics say mom
I'll die in a short time.

He didn't know where he was going mom
He was probably at the same party as I
There's one big difference though mom
He's going to live while I die.

Why do people drink mom
It can ruin your whole life
I'm feeling sharp pains mom
Just like a burning knife.

The man who hit me mom
Is walking, it's no fair
I'm lying here dying mom
While all he does is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry mom
Tell dad to be brave
For when I'm in heaven mom
Write my name upon my grave.

Someone should have told him mom
Not to drink and drive
If they'd often take the time mom
I'd still be alive.

My breath is growing short mom
I'm becoming very scared
Please don't cry for me mom
'Cause when I needed you, you were there.

I have one last question mom
Before I say good-bye
I didn't even drink mom
So why am I the one to die.

This is the end mom
I wish I could look you in the eye
To say these final words mom

too all the canadian soldiers

The day I shipped out,

They numbered a dozen.

Upon my return,

Were a hundred or so.

From the coast and from the prairies,

I bet they keep coming.

add one more name from Ontario.


Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People above with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.

True Patriot Love,

There was never more.

I served with distinction,

No visions of glory.

I served without question,

Or personal gain.

Seek no justification,

It's not part of my story.

And it ofers no comfort to the ones who remain.


Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People above with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.
Find More lyrics at

True Patriot Love,

There was never more.

I took up my vocation,

I was called by my nation.

Without hesitation,

My answer I gave.

Now I am not wondering,

Bout the things that I might have been.

There's no consolation,

To the forgotten brave.


Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People above with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.

True Patriot Love,

There was never more.


Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People I love with their heads down low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.

True Patriot Love,

There was never more x 6

Highway of heroes

By the trews

i love these thingys!!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you go around fanfiction looking for they really funny twlilght storys copy and paste this onto your profile

The favorite quotes and sayings

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

Somebody needs a Happy Meal!!

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Best friends /friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Something everyone should remember:

Emmett is the Strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all

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was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast

Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down

Girl: I love you!

Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.

Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)

Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.

Girl: (puts helmet on her head)

Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

TEAM ALICE and Edward.And Carlisle ... oh what the hell TEAM CULLEN


If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile



If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

The cuteness of it all

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Percy Jackson stuff

Favorite passages

Page 63 Book 1

She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. wither her deep tan and her curl blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight.
She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

Page 198 Book 2

She started to sob-I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. she put her head on my shoulder and i held her.
Fish gathered to look at us-a school of barracudas, some curious marlins.
Scram! I told them.
They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intentions. They were about to start rumors flying around the sea about the son of Poseidon and some girl at the bottom of siren Bay.
"I'll get us back to the ship," I told her. "It's okay.Just hang on."
Annabeth nodded to let me know she was better now, then she murmured something I couldn't understand because of the wax in my ears.

Page 2 Book 3

"it's okay, Ms. Jackson." Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blond hair was tucked into a ski cap and her gray eyes were the same color as the ocean. "We'll keep him out of trouble."
Mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. she's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Page 227 Book 4

Annabeth turned to face the audience. She looked terrible. Her eyes were puffy from crying, but she managed to say, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!"
Heads turned. People gasped.
"Percy!" Beckendorf grinned. A bunch of other kids crowded around me and clapped me on the back. I heard a few curses from the Ares cabin, but Clarisse just rolled her eyes, like she couldn't believe I'd had the nerve to survive. Chiron cantered over and everyone made way for him.
"Well," he sighed with obvious relief. "I don't believe I've ever been happier to see a camper return. But you must tell me-"
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Annabeth interrupted, shoving aside the other campers. I thought she was going to punch me, but instead she hugged me so fiercely she nearly cracked my ribs. The other campers fell silent. Annabeth seemed to realize she was making a scene and pushed me away. "I-we thought you were dead, Seaweed Brain!"
"I'm sorry," I said. "I got lost."
"LOST?" she yelled. "Two weeks, Percy? Where in the world-"
"Annabeth," Chiron interrupted. "Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere more private, shall we? The rest of you, back to your normal activities!"

Page 46 Book 5

Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I'll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It's not that she tried to look good. We'd been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn't care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn't get through a conversation without trying to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head. Last summer, before Luke turned into Kronos and everything went sour, there had been a few times when I thought maybe...well, that we might get past the strangle-each-other phase.

Page 63 The Golden Dragon Demigod Files

But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"

She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.

I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"

He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."

Quotes From The Lightning Thief Movie, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile If You Loved The Movie:

Get up and fight...hero. ~ Annabeth

I definitely have strong feelings for you, I just don't know if they're positive or negative yet. ~ Annabeth

She will squash you like a bug. ~ Grover

I'm a daughter of Athena. Do you know what that means? I always win. ~ Annabeth

I always lose, but maybe we're both wrong. ~ Percy

I've never had a satyr...visit me before. ~ Persephrone

Percy, this will all make sense some day. ~ Sally

That was some nice demigod driving, girl. ~ Grover


I'm the lightning thief. ~ Luke

Promise me one thing, though; if you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass. ~ Luke

I can't pee with her staring at me! ~ Grover

Let's get out of here before Homeland Security shows up. ~ Annabeth

I'm going crazy! Ohhh, I'm going crazy! I need medicine. ~ Percy

Come on, man. That's my mother right there. Have some respect. ~ Percy

If there was a war with the gods, then I'd be stuck here with him...forever. ~ Persephrone.

Sneak. A. Peek. ~ Medusa

Chiron, you still got that wheelchair? He'll need it. ~ Luke

Shouldn't we stop her? She's killing him. ~ Grover

Are you kidding? This is the best part. ~ Chiron

Woah, you're really going to kill the guy who saved the world? ~ Grover

Percy, this is where you belong. ~ Sally

Man, you burnin' money. That's practically treason! ~ Grover

This is a pen! ~ Percy

Feeling like a hero? ~ Annabeth

Random Percy stuff

" You hit the titan lord in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson

"Well...sure good to be together again.
Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor." -Grover

"Hey! You're the wine dude!"- Nico di Angelo

Can you surf really well then?- Nico di Angelo

" Oh my gods Grover. That is so lame. Can't you play like, Green day or something?" - Thalia Grace

"I want to buy a dam t-shirt." "I want to use the dam water fountain" - Grover Underwood and Thalia Grace

Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." -Percy Jackson

"The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us." - Percy Jackson

"Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!" - Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? That's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.- Percy Jackson

"It's him," I said. "Typhon."
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!' - Percy Jackson

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked."The little deformed one," Zoe suggested."Oh, shut up."- Zoe Nightshade, Percy Jackson, and Grover Underwood

Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week. " Percy Jackson

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs." - Percy Jackson

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" - Blackjack

"I am the lord of spirits! The Ghost King!" Minos wailed

" No, I am." Nico said-Nico di Angelo and King Midas

" Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!!!" Grover Underwood

"Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) - Percy Jackson

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later" - Nico di Angelo

Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone from the Battle of the Labyrinth

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant."
— Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson

Beacause I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson

Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go…

"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Ripetide

"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car

"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy

"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth

"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke

"Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy

"Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover

"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover

"Those are working class Americans!" -Grover

"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover

"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover

"We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover

"That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover

"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover

"Great, they smell goat..." -Grover

"Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone

"NO! Stick to the Mick Jager works for you!" -Grover

list twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Percy

2. Annabeth

3. Thalia

4. Nico

5. grover


7. Artemis

8. Dionysus

9. Tyson




1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No not yet and im not planning to

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

In my mind hes like a 6 hot

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

what if Hades got Dionysus pregnat.They would have a son who could grow fruit and summon the dead..

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No,not yet but i bet there is.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Apollo. The sun god and the daughter of athena...Sure i gess but im sticking to percabeth

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Um,Nither it wouldnt work out with them

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

She would throw up in a toliet then go tell percy...POOR PERCY

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

AHHH!! im scared forever! no way!!!

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hades Loses his Wife so Artemis comfort the lord of the dead get her back..

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Uh no

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven

No they dont

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I dont know

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know any good songs for Clarisse

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Dont make the god mad or Apollo will send you to hades and Make him change you into a monster

15) Have you ever read a 7 fic

No,not yet


Percy and Artemis are in a happy relationship until Artemis dumps percy for Grover. Percy, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Thalia , has an unhappy breakup with Clarisse, then follows the wise advice of Tyson and finds true love with Hades

percy =1 Artemis =7Tyson =9 Clarisse =11 Hades=12 grover=5 Thalia=3

17) What title would you give this fic

Percys Intresting dream (Pretend its a dream)

║██║ (Put this on your page if u like music)
║(o)║ music

─║║║║║║║╚╣╠╗║║║║║─ -- THIS IS THE COOLEST

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

(I am soooo still 5, like it's not even funny :p)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

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Baby Bella by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What will happen when Edward finds a little baby that has some how survived a accident. What does this little baby have in store for the Cullens. Later on EXB. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 54,547 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Way! Not Her! by Zeusgal13 reviews
Percy and his friends just defeated the Lord of Time in TLO and everything seems perfect. But as usual they are all in for a rude surprise! Camp Half Blood as many new campers and one camper might give Percy a new headache. Nancy Bobofits from Yancy Academy joins the gang and gets sent on a Quest! How will Percy handle is old school bully? And will Percabeth last with Nancy there?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,516 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 7/8/2009
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Demigod Christmas by orangesquash.inc2 reviews
It's Christmas eve and the demigods are really really bored so they decided to invite a few friends and have some fun, okay the gods invited themselves but anyways you get the point...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010
Great, just great by awesome-demigod reviews
Percy gets sick at camp half blood and Annabeth takes care of him. There will be a plot twist!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy Jackson The Betrayer by percyjacksonfan13 reviews
What if Percy joined Kronos? Percabeth. PercyxThalia Please review! Part II has begun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008
Truth or Dare: Percy Jackson style! by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
What happens when you play a simple game of truth or dare? What happens when you throw a few demi-god's into the mix? Extreme dares, an awesome prank, a little romance and...a shirtless Percy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2010
Bonding by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
Poseidon is forced to live like a mortal for a few days and his fellow gods thought it a good idea for him to stay with Percy. Sweet bonding ensues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
The Hunger Games: Twilight Style by ClosetReader reviews
Twelve boys and twelve girls are chosen, sent to a foreign place, they must fight to the death, only one can comes out alive and be named Victor! But at what cost? Twilight characters in The Hunger Games world 'May the odds be ever in their favor' AU,OOC. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,865 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Was Just a Joke by Luna Dare reviews
When Percy, Thalia and Nico are together they each get special tasks that only the three of them can do. They then get th idea to try to recreate the fight that Thalia and Percy had in the Titans Curse but when the fight becomes real, Nico joins. Post TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Percy J.
Twenty Five Days of a Camp Half Blood Christmas by helotastic reviews
Count down to Christmas with 25 short drabbles about everyone at camp during the Holiday Season. PERCABETH, and possibly some other pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Comfort from an Angel by Elise Penn reviews
When Bella is sick, Edward comes and comforts her. Is short and sweet and gets more entertaining in the middle. Please read and review! Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Together Forever by love-peeta-always reviews
Hey, i really dont think anyone is reading my stories so im just not gonna update anymore. i will still read and review but i dont think anyone likes my stories. i have better ones on miss literati if you guys wanna check out my profile. hgpeetakatniss.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011
A Chatroom fit for the Gods! by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
On Mt. Olympus, things can get boring, but the talk never does! And while they may be sick of talking of demigods, they've got plenty of other stuff to talk about. Hephaestus springs a chat system where all their humor, sarcasm,and wisecracks are recorded
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011
Percy Jackson and the Depths of Tartarus by xXxShiniXKazexXx reviews
He thought that the Fates were done with him. Instead, three hundred - or was it four hundred? - years after TLO, he starts thinking otherwise. Eventual Percy/Annabeth. AU, no elements of HoO. Rated for Grover's Swearing Spree. Sequel up. -Shini&Kaze
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,217 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune by Aleria14 reviews
While everyone is working hard on Leo's boat, old friends of Percy's start to appear and Jason begins to have dreams about Percy Jackson and what is to come. Soon, it will be time to set sail and find the mysterious camp and hopefully the missing camper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,116 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Jason G., Percy J.
Scavenger Hunting: Cullen Style by IsabellaMarieSwan-Cullen1234 reviews
What happens when school is cancelled and Alice drags everyone to the mall? Stripper Poles, Rotten Bananas, and Emmett being crazy involved! Just what are Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley doing in the mall? Canon Pairings E/B J/A Em/R Car/Esm First'fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
The Water Balloon Fight by Emma zooka reviews
A series of one-shots involving our favorite Percy Jackson characters in everyday life, and how they deal with it in their own special, demigodly way. Including Percy winning a water balloon fight, a surprise meeting with Nancy Bobofit, and many more.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Percy J.
The Kidnapping by Inexhaustible Source of Magic reviews
What happens when Victoria and Luke team up and kidnap Renesmee? Percy finds out and runs to save her. What happens when Edward finds out as well. Will they fight? Will someone die? Find out! PLEASE REVIEW! All rights reserved.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Else Could Go Wrong? by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
The gods mess with Percy while he's on his first date with Annabeth...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Back To School by Stitch415 reviews
Takes place after TLO but before The Lost Hero. Percy, Annabeth and Nico goes to Goode High after winning the Titan war. But there, they'll meet an old friend . . . One our hero, Percy, is not happy to see. Rated T. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Percy J.
My Baby Forever by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self? ADOPTED FROM PURPLE SCORPION!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Nancy Bobofit: Her Story by kjwolf reviews
Nancy is a character Rick barley explains. So, I made up my own story of what happens to her. Nancy starts school at Goode High School. There she meets our favorite hero.What happens when the two meet, again? And when she gets snoopy? Let's see.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,673 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Nancy B., Percy J.
Happy Birthday From Nico by HiThereSmiley reviews
All Percy wants to do on his 17th birthday is sleep in. Instead, he gets a surprise visitor hyped up on Red Bull. Rated T just cause.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,255 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Bella's Home Videos by frutescence reviews
Bella gets a package from her mom full of home videos. Alice takes the box before Bella can hide it, and the Cullens spend the day watching Bella's Home Videos! Yes, its been done before, yes im not that funny, and YES you should read this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
The World's Gonna End on Somebody's Birthday by Mission to Marzipan reviews
Percy's world ends on his 21st birthday, but not in any way that he's trained for. As grief threatens to tear him apart, what follows could end up with him leaving the mortal world and everyone in it altogether. Angsty waters dead ahead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,763 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
It's a Ninja Thing by the mirror girl reviews
Bree thinks her Diego is dead. Diego thinks his Bree is dead. Both are in love. Will they be reunited, or will fate have other ideas in mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,876 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bree, Diego - Complete
Campfire Stories by viciousboar reviews
Why do all demigods look forward to campfire stories? Because Grover's telling them now. And Grover always has some juicy gossip on Annabeth and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Son Of Neptune by Son of Aether reviews
Six months ago Percy disappeared from Camp Half-Blood, and for six months, Nico has been searching for him. And now finally he has a lead, through the eyes of a dying girl, somewhere near San Francisco.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,094 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
Wow i'm a Dad now! by EBRAJERCECullen 130 reviews
Set during BD when Bella is becoming a Vampire. Edward reflects and spends some time with his Daughter while Bella is undergoing the transformation. lots of fluff. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 36,295 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Family Bonding by MilkyStars reviews
The Gods decide to spend some time with their demigod children, but some crazy stuff might happen, especially to the 'big three' kids. Tahila not in hunt. Percabeth. T just in case. My first fic!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tricked by aslmeixtih13 reviews
What if Bella had waited at the airport for Edward instead of meeting James at the ballet studio...?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
The legacy of the Olympians by chronos the cookie thief reviews
AU-what if the olympian vs. titan war lasted five years? during which the gods lost their powers in the battle and fade awaya, now percy and his friends must take the mantle and become the new Olympians. Percabeth and Thalico rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Forbidden by DaughtersofHades26 reviews
Percy and Annabeth broke up. Now, two years later Percy becomes a god and finds a forbidden love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
CHARLIES UNAWARE by edwardsgirl1998 reviews
Charlie gets a girlfriend which is very bossy towards bella,what happens when she moves in with them? Can bella handle it when she is put to work with her there? first fanfiction takes good and bad comments plaese review m just in case
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Side of Me by Nobody426 reviews
Although Pecy turned down the offer of immortality, the gods secretly make him a god as they expect him to turn it down. Now, he has to live two lives, one as the King of the Gods, the other one is just trying to be as normal as he could be with Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Percy J.
Annabeth Says by perkygirl1998 reviews
You know in TTC when Mrs. Chase says, "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you." I was wondering what Annabeth has been saying about him. These are some scenes about that. Some Percabeth! Might be OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Times by Chris694 reviews
Poseidon really did love his son before the Lightning Thief. These are the times he felt like, well, a "proud dad"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Poseidon, Percy J.
Sick days by Aleria14 reviews
When Percy gets sick, his mother and Annabeth conclude that it's not a /normal/ illness, and weird things start happening around Percy. But could this be normal for a child of the big three? Or is something else going on? Definitely has Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Banished Rewrite by Demiaria reviews
When Poseidon is accused of being a traitor to the Gods, what happens to Percy? Warnings: AU, very OOC, maybe Dark!Percy. Very slight chance of slash, unsure If there is it will be Nico/Percy. Annabeth-Grover!Bashing. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
Percy, The Forbidden Child by Nobody426 reviews
Percy is a god, yes, from the VERY beginning. Now, Percy has to disguise himself as one of the normal campers, and did he success? No. So now, to prove himself a worthy god, he went on a quest with Annabeth to find Zeus' master bolt that was stolen...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,285 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
No Matter What I will Always Be There by emach10 reviews
It's Percy's Birthday, more like party without drinking. They play games karaoke, truth or dare, 7 minutes in heaven and Percy is on the verge of braking down. He is in love with Annabeth and can't stop thinking about her all the time. Annabeth/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Son Of Neptune by osbornharrys reviews
"Percy Jackson is the Roman Camp and probably doesn't remember who he is." Turns out Jason was right. But what exactly happened to Percy? What if he's not a Greek demigod? What if he's the new Roman executioner?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Percy J., Jason G.
Don't Mess With Percy by FantasyFan57 reviews
Each chapter is a story of what happened to a poor kid who got in the son of Poseidon's face.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Percy J.
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Reunion by Emma zooka reviews
Remember that gut wrenching moment in The Lost Hero when we finally realized that we wouldn't see Percy in the book? This is my version of how Annabeth and the new team of demigods finally meet the famous Son of Poseidon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
A Very Percy Jackson Christmas by Fanatic4Fiction reviews
It's Christmas eve and our favorite Son of Poseidon is goofing off. Rated T just to be safe. Merry Christmas!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Achilles Heel by suze-the-practical-ghost reviews
Percy's true weak spot. OneShot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
We're Back by CullenLove002 reviews
I know its been done a dozen times, But I wanted to try it. Continuation depends on REVIEWS. 100 years after BD, The Cullens return to Forks, and it is possible that stuff will happen. R&R PLEASE. It all belongs to the amazing S.Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,390 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Don't Get Mad Get Even by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
Bella's bad trip by Alice's Fashion reviews
The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,453 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella
Passing Notes by MikaylaAnnabeth reviews
Nico, Thalia, Annabeth, and Percy pass a few notes at English Class & Detention! Really Funny! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Thalia G., Annabeth C.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Underwater Prison by FaNtAsYgIrl97 reviews
Book 6 of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Percy and Annabeth have some trouble with relatives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Environment Week by mswhitlock reviews
It's Environment Week at Forks High School. What happens when Mr. Banner decides to take the school camping to celebrate? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,875 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
One hell of a camping trip by Myrthe95 reviews
The Cullens on a school campingtrip... What can go possibly wrong? The answer is simple: Everything! I can only say one thing more... revenge... lots and lots of revenge... Summary is bad but please give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not so perfect, perfect week by Pkpopi reviews
Annabeth is coming to visit Percy in New York for a normal week. Well since half-bloods don't have normal weeks it turns into a disaster. There is jealousy, crime and a prank that isn't at all funny. I do not own PJO, so don't expect me to say I do!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Chosen by Paige242 reviews
Poseidon gives Percy an unwanted gift on his eighteenth birthday. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Bella's Home Videos by miseryxparade reviews
Bella and the Cullen crew watch some of Bella's home videos from her younger life. Really funny, i promise if you read it you'll like it. Bella's human/Cullens vamps REVIEW please?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee's Tantrum by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Edward loves it when he gets to show his daughter off to the world, but too bad Renesmee doesn't feel the same about sharing her Daddy. Written for Father's Day/Edward's Birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dancing the Pain Away by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Bella never jumped of the cliff despite knowing what it would mean. 5 years later the Cullen's are invited to meet the newest power in the vampire world. Even the Voltori hesitate to insult this new leader. How is Bella involved?REVEIWfullsummaryinside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Found Me by paramoreunicorns reviews
On a innocent trip to the beach a Minatour kills Sally,leaving two year old Percy alone,Zeus and Poseidon come to retrieve him, only to have to take him to Olympus to have a meeting to decide whether or not Poseidon can keep him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon
The Queen's Revenge by TheseusLives reviews
A sequel to Brothers United, Memories and Darkness Approaches. The queen of the gods is out for revenge. With Olympus and Camp Half Blood in turmoil can Percy Jackson and his friends and family survive or is this the end for Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,968 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Cullens on Camp! by luvin'stuff reviews
What happens when everyone's favourite vampires have to go camping? And this time, it's for real
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
Career Day, HalfBlood Style by PenBlender '95 reviews
Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Protector by FrenchGirl779 reviews
Edward finds baby Bella in a car wreck. Both her parents dead. Edward has made a vow to protect her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stormy Nights by greenie06 reviews
Another Poseidon/Percy bonding fic. Rated T for some language, but other than that its completely harmless! Except its fluffyness might choke you ; . Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Choices of the Heart by SG51169 reviews
Bella's greatest fear was losing Edward. But what about the other Cullens? Is there anything that would make them leave her again, this time for good? How can the Cullens make her believe that her place is safe with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling for each other by PercyJackon Livi reviews
Annabeth realizes that Percy is the one.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Healing Wounds that the Sea Cannot by greenie06 reviews
What if Percy met his father before he returned the lightning bolt? What if he was only 12 instead of 17 like it was portrayed in the movie? One shot, fluffy story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Family Bonding? by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
The Cullens, plus Bella go to a lake. Carlilse desides to make it last longer, into a full blown camping trip! OOC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Carlisle
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Road Trip: Cullen Style by emmettcullen13 reviews
What happens when Carlisle decides to take the Cullens and Bella on a road trip? The answer: bad things. Set before BD in the summer. This will be a hilarious fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Captain Sparklesalot by beckysparkles reviews
Cullen Family time. Don't you just love it! Emmett is bored and wants to play, but how will he get Edward to agree? And what will happen when they all join in? Hope this makes you smile.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The joys of mindreading by beckysparkles reviews
Edward' s mind reading is a brilliant talent when he is using it to his advantage, but some times well it can have hillarius consequenses, a short little story which I hope makes you smile x
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camping Trip to Remember by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Bella and the Cullens are going on a big camping trip for two weeks. But that's not even the best part! Jacob is going with them! Funny! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward the Prankster by reviews
Edward Cullen has a little pranking streak in him that none of us knew about...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
The Cullens go to Camp! by Cheesethecat28 reviews
the whole cullen gang go to camp, but not Esme and Carlisle set after Breaking Dawn..What will happen with 7 vampires 1 half vampire and 1 werewolf at a human camp?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
PRANKS! by xxfanpirexx reviews
The Cullens start pranking people. Edward "Kills" Bella, Jasper's hat, Rosalie on a "plane", Alice hitting on random people 2 and 3, and... EMMETT IN A PINK FURRY BEDAZZLED SPEEDO! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Rated T for disturbing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Speckles by littlegreenweirdo123 reviews
Who says there aren't papparrazi out there just for the Gods? And who says they don't manage to catch Percy in a pretty, er, weird moment? And who says all hell isn't going to break loose? The story of one fish, and a heck-load of trouble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008
Summer With the Cullens by Holly-Batali reviews
The Cullens are at it once again. Road Trips, summer jobs, fish tanks, and summer camp, Bella is once again caught up in the madness. Whether it's hiking or just watching TV, the Cullens have a knack for trouble. And, as usual, she's right in the middle
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
Edward's Heart by RachelleM reviews
Set a few months post BD. Edward deals with his overwhelming love for Bella and Renesmee and is torn by the thought of Jacob and Renesmee together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Very Cullen Christmas: Lights, Pianos and Igloos by katiemcullen reviews
Join the Cullens as they trim the tree, open presents and play in the snow. Written for jandco and wtvoc's "A Very Cullen Christmas" contest. A collaboration between bemylullaby & katiemcullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Birthday Wish by EdwardBitesVV21 reviews
It's Edward's birthday and Bella and Alice set up a party for him. But what happens when Bella, Edward and Renesmee end up in a whole new time? Like say 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Not So Long Ago by MissPrettyCullen reviews
The Cullen's try to find old home videos from when they were kids. Funny and cute home video's from one Cullen to the other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2008
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Think before you write fanfiction by ChildInMe reviews
Percy and friends go to Request fic, oneshot, minor Percabeth, kinda like my Blue Trident fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Blue Trident by ChildInMe reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Grover, and Nico go to the Internet to a forum they heard about. Random stuff occurs shortly after. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Scenes from the Cullens by lbj reviews
Some snapshot scenes from the Cullen's lives. Hopefully funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Bella's Baby by bleedingblackrosez reviews
What happens when Bella finds out she's gonna have a baby? Really cute and hilarious! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
Silent Night by FriendofFoes reviews
What happen's when Bella's kidnapped by Victoria? What happens when the whole Cullen family get's involved? Will Bella be worth it to all of them? and if the get her back, will she be ok?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Christmas Arrest reviews
Chef Shaw was planing on spending his christmas with his family and mom but that all goes out the window when he gets a call! The cullens are in jail! Why? Why is a escaped prisoner Holding the moon for power over the world!Read to find out! After BD!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alice
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